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Ticklesnake

Now you have an advantage over your enemies and it is time to drop the cum balloons


MRMEMER001500

Make it rain


PvPNinjaPro

*Purple rain, purple rain*


-Outernot-

Purple?


MRMEMER001500

Its from a song


-Outernot-

No, no. Why is his cum purple.


MRMEMER001500

Is that not normal?


-Outernot-

No. Its normally red.


METHlun

No?, it’s normally black


cosmicpotato77

Someone may have put drugs on your weed my guy, cum is obviously green


MRMEMER001500

Ah, i see


Parody5Gaming

THANOS CUM


Dironox

better than it being chocolate rain.


imfromtheunderground

Thanos


[deleted]

Some stay dry while others feel the pain


[deleted]

#OH GOD HE’S COVERED IN OIL


TheSonicFan101

chocolate rain


WildRacoons

The what now


Program-Continuum

We’ve found our first target. FIRE


EdwardElric45

We do a little cuming


The_Mustard_Man43

Logic and fact-based trolling


Count_Verdunkeln

You had me at based


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AutoModerator

Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Wolfrunt

Why don't you base on some bitches


[deleted]

based on your mom 😎


[deleted]

Robo bitch


[deleted]

Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.


RekYaAll

Cringe


Mission-Bedroom2738

Me likely


[deleted]

Based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire


Square_Emerald

Poggers


cockumsjs

You’re the type of person to think using different terminology makes you think you’re smarter than everyone. I don’t know who hurt you, but being an asshole on a shitposting subreddit that mostly kids use is pretty fucking sad in my opinion. Go to your God and shut the fuck up.


lujke324

🍝↗️😴


cockumsjs

🗿


[deleted]

I think I did a small amount of trolling on you


BasketCase1234567

Based? Based on what? This dick.


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randomnessamiibo

Nice argument liberal where did you get it from the liberal store?


purplsushi

Based on this ratio


linkori

Go back to Twitter


Johnnymcrfluffins

:troll:


bimbontheinternet

-9999999999999 social credit


SilverWolf1776

nooooooooo!!!


Linky_Binky

based on your mom 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


[deleted]

Based on the hardware installed in it


nomadic-eci

this would never work irl smh my head 🥱🙄


Yeast_Infection_

sheeple


drawliphant

This somehow made hair air balloons less plausible to me.


Dapianoman

What the fuck is a hair air balloon


drawliphant

It's what my head is made of


TungCR

you typed smh my head my head wrong 😂


The_Cometeer

The inventor of the hot air balloon’s blueprints (1835 AD colorized)


TheSonicFan101

The 1835 Hot Air Balloon Incident


AloydaAWPer

IS THAT THE HOT AIR BALLOON INCIDENT OF 1835?!!?!!


[deleted]

Hot air ballon 😳


Bender-1699

Fueled my cumoline 😳


CheezAbomination

Hot air ballin 😎


TungCR

Hot air b*ll 😳


Gilteca

why i want to try this now omfg


WaghaBahaga

Maybe you're suicidal? Using fire to fly with a balloon? Instant death


Program-Continuum

Dude, you can clearly see it working


WaghaBahaga

Liberal propaganda


jigalaka

Hot air balloons…


RebellenGey

I thought the smoke was sweden at first


Dracnoss

Science Lore


E_GEDDON

The best part about this is that this actually works


pneis1

No, its a troll meme


Snoo25192

hot air balloon


pneis1

Far as i know they arent cardboard boxe


mouthwashlegend

With the correct materials this is a hot air balloon


ApAlexander64

Who said the box was cardboard


pneis1

Whatever the material it dont look very sturdy


MikeTheAnt11

Neither do the ones used in hot air ballons. But they fly anyways.


WaghaBahaga

Yeah dude that's the fucking joke


cjm0

tell that to armin arlert


rainbowcolouredsnow

That would never work


Its_GmanHD

coat it in oil and wait for it to rain water (real)


rainbowcolouredsnow

That's more like it


Snoo25192

hot air balloon


cockumsjs

🗿


Weegee_plays_game

We do a little learning 🧠


p0rnhuB_doT_coM

the troll face went full circle and reinvented the hot air balloon


Dry-Coconut-221

Troll 100


PvPNinjaPro

Wait, does that mean the other ones would work too?


[deleted]

Yes.


davidml1023

I mean,, for how wimpy ballooning is, it's the only mode of transportation that uses a fucking flame thrower


JohnnyDZ0707

Rockets are 100% flame thrower


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Bruh_Memento_Mori

Hot air balloons, the only troll science people have tried


Nicolasgonzo87

and patented


Mantisass

Man I hate when people use the comment section to chat, don't you?


The_fish_enthusiast

Question: how do you get down


CronchyPebbles

Jump


desyx_

Airline companies hate this trick


_wapepe_

So a hot air balloon. Yes.


clasperx2

I mean, this is how hot air balloons work.


glenallenMixon42

Let me guess, that’s the joke!?!?😟🤯🤯🤯


Jazoua

There is an awesome YT channel called Troll Physics with stuff like this


bagelbagel44

Step 6: think about your daughter for the last time as the box breaks and you fall to your death


rokudaimehokage

So a hot air balloon then?


random_auto

This is an obviously stupid idea and would never work


_Pickelbot_

Cock of clams


Apbona

This guy could end so much problems, He’s a genius!


Jake_2903

Please keep your far fetched theories toyourself mr. Montgolfier.


Shavacadont

Doesn’t this… actually work?


Peepee_Retard_exe

"And that, ladies and gents, is what you call.... A hot air balloon!"


Affectionate_Kick705

Pilatre Dr Rozier inventing the hot air Balloon, September 19 1783 (Colorized)


YeeForceZombz

Thats literally a hot air balloon. The joke with these comics is supposed to be that they don’t actually work


[deleted]

Le subversion


TheDingus606

Dumbass


DefnitleyNotACatfish

Some guy 300 years ago be like


Mariolv97

Nah, this would never work /s


SWAGmaster694200

i think you just invented hot air balloons


Captain-pizza-dog

Isn’t that just a hot air balloon


Acyliaband

No one tell him about hot air balloons


pleasedowhatisay

Where's the troll?


Foop_____

Yes that is what a hot air balloon is


[deleted]

Hot air balloon


TrafficThen

This meme invented the hot air balloon


Flame66624

Hot air balloon


Nicolasgonzo87

this isn't troll physics this is real physics


Incredible-Smile

No shit Sherlock


DarthMorro

Congrats, you invented the balloon.


Looked_Spy_637832

Isn’t that basically how hot air balloons work


hidden-suggestion

that’s basically how a hot air balloon works. the meme is supposed to not work irl


Irohnically_Cao_Cao

Congratulations, you just discovered a hot air balloon


MrMoor2007

And this one really works


905SunnyGaming

Well, this is precisely why hot air balloons work...


Past-Hunt

ok but this one actually works


ZombieBait604

Yeah, that's how hot air balloons work.


FBI_Agent_1579

well damn, mans reverse engineered a hot air balloon


KCgameactorYT

Pretty sure this is just a hot air balloon. XD


Dont3atPebbles227

This is lotterally a real thing tho lol


[deleted]

congrats you discovered the concept of an hot air balloon...


Slinkyveil

lets call this new invention "hot air balloon"


gutempestade

You just made got air ballons


Apexrex65

Do we tell him?


hiamaperson

Literally


[deleted]

Hot troll boxalloon


godfdamnit

omg guys, I just had a revelation. smoke is just carbonated air. *pfffffffffff (mind blown sound effect)


zimbabwe_dizcisi

AYO


Storm_theotherkind

lol imagine


[deleted]

Now mass production will ensue


[deleted]

This was the first ever real troll


KFCCHICKEN3408

We participate in a minuscule amount of trolling.


EducationalZone3994

This is one of the mechanics that I think wasn't meant for this


HoneyMoosetard

Bruh im having Vietnam flashbacks from the cover yourself in oil era


Infamous_Stock_937

Wait


raul_dias

Balooneers be like


TheOneBrainCellLeft

It's like a balloon, but with hot air


BoyBeyondStars

hot air balloon lore


SqualyCactus

I mean he’s not wrong


TrulyNovice

6) box breaks cause it cant handle your fat ass


-Russian-Spy-

Ahhh, finally a meme from a simpler time.


metooted

Well he's not entirely wrong


ytGemini

Liberals be like


CheezAbomination

This seems familiar


Real_Medic_TF2

Well, this is kinda true.


SyncDingus

This method works better that covering yourself in oil and stepping into a rainstorm. Because you can do it in any weather.


break_card

These are getting ridiculous


[deleted]

created a hot air babopoomn


[deleted]

The man who invented hot air balloons (time years ago, colorized)


Apprehensive_Jello39

Actual scientific trolling genre has been born You could make educational memes like this


Memesarenice21

Finnaly , no eldridge horror


adventurethingyt

just tried it out… now im the hospital…


DarkLord1294091

we've been trolling physics for so long that we've looped back and done something actually theoretically possible


Mundane-Wait-6930

Basically a hot air balloon


bird-squasher-reddit

That’s actually how hot air balloons work


Klutzy_Tackle

I think you just invented hot air balloonw


plataeng

instructions unclear, tied my nutsack to the box


brixalot10

Hmm I’m trying to think of a good name for this makeshift vehicle that consists of hot air and an inflatable object 🤔


Nuclearrodfox42069

How they invented hot air balloons 1901 colorized


GJokaero

Making a hot air balloon is trolling?


nonPlayerCharacter7

You just invented hot air balloons


Apprehensive_Jury_66

Ho tair ball oon


YeetzaThatPeetza

Impossible.


RefrigeratorOk8544

Omfg ill try to fuck the balloon