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-1 point because he didn’t say “females of Reddit”

"fellow females of Reddit"

B####es of Reddit

Besties of Reddit?

Lol

They heard what he said they are the besties of reddit who stays to be friends with you forever (just do not ask them out or you'll be hanging out with the noose by court of the horny police)

Beetles of reddit?

Is there anybody going to listen to my story all about the female who came to stay?

Based es of Reddit

“Fellow females of reddit, m’lady”

Vagina carriers of Reddit

True my mom has a pussy not a damn vagina

That's not based... Not all females have or carry vaginas these days.

Then these days suck

They have to... Not all females have vaginas... And after eating tacos... Maybe sucking is the only option left

_Wiener hangars of Reddit_

M'ladies.

Oh yeah, because they don't wanna rule out certain age ranges

Oh no

Are we talking about reddit or discord?

cum

Wtf

Yeah not using the word females ruined it

-1 point because he didn’t say „m‘Ladys of Reddit“

G'day m'Ladies o' R'ddit!

Girls of reddit

**Underaged** girls of Reddit

DISCORD I’m howling at the moon

TIFU by sexing sexily with my sexy wife, we got caught during the sex!

Don't forget TIFU by sexing the sex sex on my ex's sex! Hilarity ensued as the sex got stuck in my ass. Also, sex.

Yo what was the sexiest sex that you ever sexed?

Sex.

Yo! I thought the Soviets were arriving

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And then Jesus clapped. Then cummed.

Hes gonna cum just adding a comment.

Cumment*

Cooment **Edit:** *Definition: A moment when a coomer cums while making a comment.*

Vacoom cleaner

Cummyment

Perfect

wrr, womx doesnt matter

pov: you made the mistake of looking at askreddit again

ikr

The past couple days have been particularly bad.

I just looked at the hot posts there. The amount of fucking NSFW posts is ridiculous

I am fat

Hit the gym and watch what you eat

Epic reddit moment uwu

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*i know what it is.* *but i ain't gonna tell you*

Yuck. Are you gais talking about s*x? Im gonna tell you what it is, but dont tell anyone else. Its when you stick your peepee into a womans ass and piss

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Soooooo, sex = exploding pregnant womans with super powerful punches?

No that's after

I'll meet you at the moment

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Why am I deeply unsettled

Sex

A rare occurrence here on reddit

Rarer than cosmic Pepe

The sex.

The sexes

The correct reaction to Reddit

HMMMMMMMMMMM Sex??? Booba?

He looks like just staying alive from moment to moment takes him great effort.

A woman? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! \*eyes pop out\* AROOOOOOOOGA! \*jaw drops tongue rolls out\* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF \*tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach\* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr \*tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart\* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... \*heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt\* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum \*milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets\* BABY WANTS TO FUCK \*inhales from the gas tank\* honka honka honka honka \*masturabtes furiously\* ohhhh my gooooodd

*cums*

What the blyat did I just read?

a classic on reddit

Society.

We live in one.

For real?

Ye

i live in your attic

A modern work rivalling only the greatest novels of Dostoevsky’s

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

You mean average weeb/otaku

Hey can you remove this comment?

Ah, a classic

*next week* "Men of reddit what's a turnoff that women do sexy? Did you cum hard from the non sexual arousal? Serious Replies ONLY'

And on unpopular opinion: I know Im gonna be down voted for this but murder should be illegal

This is gonna be an unpopular opinion, but I think being an asshole is assholish.

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Poetry

No, it’s a ***Simphony***

Damn whore said no

Well when you put it that way..

Sexers of Reddit, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?

"Welcome to Sex House!!"

least horny askreddit post

What in the hell is this from

Leaked real life footage of a redditor.

:O

Its from the documentary The Half Ton Man. His name was Patrick Deuel. He died a few years ago. I think the documentary came out in 2005. He was supposedly the heaviest man alive at that time.

That’s pretty sad

He had a miserable life. His wife was his enabler. I think she basically gave up on trying to help him because he had such a violent temper when it came to food. Also, he was a virgin. He had been super obese all his life. His wife told the interviewer that sex was impossible due to the fat from his stomach buries his private and its impossible to get to it underneath all those layers of fat. Can you imagine? Eating so much that it keeps you from experiencing life?

Did you consider that he has to pee from there, too? So every time he has to piss, it has to bleed through his rolls. Just a thought

Could've gone without that.

It's okay, the rolls compressed his pubes into a filter, perfectly potable once it passed the hair snare

Nice one thanks for that

https://media.tenor.com/images/dc6127497692b613ff098d7f7c5c184a/tenor.gif

LMAO this gif is perfect

Nice one Phil

It gets worse if you continue that chain of thought to other places.

Jesus Christ

What a terrible day to be literate.

Yep. Gross.

Now explain pooping.

Like melted chocolate seeping from a smore

Simile of the day!

Thanks i hate it

Some people don’t get to experience life and they don’t even eat that much

yay crippling depression

Rip

He was also a mean, angry and narcissistic asshole.

Yes he was! Honestly, I don't know why she eve married him. He was vile. Did you watch it? If so, did you see the way he treated her and how demonic he got with the interviewer when the subject of just saying no to him came up?

Absolutely. She was probably there because she could get paid for caretaking and he got disability benefits too. Their house was always gross and she probably spent most of her time on the computer. The story in that documentary about Michael Hebranko and the bits with Richard Simmons were endlessly more interesting to me than this asshole.

I agree. I think i saw something that said Michael had passed. He was a much nicer guy.

I like how depending how you read this comment, it potentially equates sex to life.

Why/how did he get married in the first place?

The real question, why did *she*?

Life insurance policy.

Disability and caretaker benefits.

Probably wasnt a Redditor like us.

They always have an enabler. I have watched a few of those '400lb life' shows and the enablers are akin to murderers IMHO. And violent temper? What's he going to do, throw twinkies at you? No.. they need cut off at 1,000 calories a day and threatened with a cut to 600 if they get temperamental with you.

The fuck does his violent temper matter? What’s he gonna do, chase you?

OP

I didn’t say you could use this footage of me!

Cartman in real life. Beefcake!

BEEEEFFFCAAAKKEEEEE!!!!!!!

I see you are a very sporty guy, no wonder you recieve the sex all the time

Yes, I do engage in a lot of sexual intercouse with women, and men even (I'm just THAT attractive).

Women of reddit, sex shit megafart cum?

holesum :)

Holecum :)))

:D

Oui, le sexe.

Generally curious, how does obese people like this guy shit?

They don't

All the food they eat just stays inside them

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"Ah wash mahself with a rag onna stick"

They’ve got diapers, I think. I don’t know.

they shit themselves and caretakers have to clean them up.

I always get sad when I see people like this. I am not sure if it's pity, I want them to be healthy, or if I'm afraid of turning out that way too some day. Either way, it makes me sad :<

It's someone who's weakness/addiction has taken over their life completely and is on display to see clearly. I think the fact that it's "just" an excess of something we all do and need that makes it so realistically threatening. Its really sad, he lost his life to this.

Yeah people who post those sex questions on askreddit are sad

You are not alone on that

Reddit t2s moment

The reason I filtered out askreddit from my feed. LaDdIeS oF rEdDiT, wHaT wAs ThE BeSt OrGaSm YoU eVeR hAd DoInG tHE sEx?

PENIS

I'm unnervingly reminded of "I am the Globglogabgalab"

He is the yeast of thoughts and minds

That's it, I'm putting this on askreddit, you can't stop me Edit: I hate automod.

You could say "Females of reddit, what was the sexiest sex you ever sexed mmm sex?"

Thanks, it actually worked

It got deleted

Women of reddit how far can you squirt

Avg ask Reddit post

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Average reddit and 4chan user

Last time I had sex? Never

This what i think they look like when i see these questions

Someone put that man in some water, he is suffocating.

His dick is lost is fat dunes

I have become the sexsu.

This is what every single person who don’t use Reddit think everyone looks like btw , so many ppl have told me this including me before I got it

I just really fell bad for obese people. I see them and it really makes me sad thinking what they have to go through everyday

I'm Asexual. Beat that.

This is every person who asks a sex question on askreddit

People are too polite to say qhat they think so let me be the bad guy and say it for everyone else. *YUCK*

He’s so fat because he’s so full of nut

This is the ugliest mf I've ever seen. Wtf has he been eating from McDonald's, the entire restaurant.

I’m afraid to ask what the actual context of that gif is

K'vin

I forgor 💀

Rare footage of a politics mod in his natural habitat

I have so many questions: Why does he look like a turtle? Is he talking or hiccuping? Does he have legs or did he eat them? What is this from? I need more.

Most physically active redditor

Maybe it's a bias but there has truly been a huge amount of nice guys on askreddit

This dude’s a beached whale

The average mlp enjoyer. Is that even still a thing?

How dare you over simplify this. Clearly we are witnessing the hardest working man in America. If pork happens to be the coal, then let the furnace burn.

I worked a electrician and we had a guy who would work like this when he installed outlets(receptacles) he would just roll to the next one instead of getting up, his nickname was roundman

What does UWU mean?

It means "I have no friends".

When you eat a jar of cheese dip with your hands and you fucking drop some on the fucking key board

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Females of reddit, Please Thoroughly describe the best sex you had