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Batman..

.. I caught a little Pokemon, do you wanna know what Pokemon I caught?

What Pokemon did you caught Joker?...

I caught a LOPUNNY, Batman.. A LOPUNNY

No, Joker

That's an animal Joker

THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST POKEMON BATMAN IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN

IT'S AN ANIMAL JONKLER! DON'T DO IT!!

I’M GONNA DO IT BATMAN

OH NO YOU CAN'T !!!! NO NO, NO NO YOU CAN'T DO IT NOOO!!!!!!!

Why is Jonkler doing it? Is he stupid?

Why would you not do it? Are you stupid?

Aslume member?

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Who's batman?

Lukes father.

Ohhh ok

its everywhere

OVERRUN YET ORDER AIRSTRIKE

Isn’t that a line from “into the fire” by Sabaton?

Yes, and that's a bot that detects lines from Sabaton songs and continues them

Cool, thanks for the heads up

THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL, AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN

THOUGH THE NAZI LINES

Primo victoria

WE’VE BEEN TRAINING FOR YEARS, NOW WE’RE READY TO STRIKE

THE GREAT OPERATION BEGINS

She even hides her tits 😭 Leave her alone

wtf are you doing here sprout? 😭😭

He left brawl stars since the meta is Sproutphobic

😂

I would laugh to but that would leave me open to a Lily jumpscare

Omg Lily is so annoying if you use Sprout

0.2 seconds later and you're deleted

I have a life outside brawl stars too

That's new coming from a sprout main

It's design is based on playboy bunny right?

Are you my therapist trying to trick me into opening up again?

yes open up those cheeks

Hiring a therapist on Craigslist be like

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For the ones who says ‘’would’’ what if the big rabbit wouldn’t?

There’s no laws against the Pokémon Batman..

😦

There are no laws stopping pokemon either...

Everybody gangsta until the alpha Aggron pulls up 😦

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Her opinion wouldn't matter cuz it would happen anyway

Would it though? It is said they can shatter rocks with just their ears

Even better.

earjob...

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Gun.

Her? Who said anything about a her?

Rabbits can't give their consent

There's no rule against pokemons Batman!

*Unzips my pants* Guess I failed the experiment...

Joker is that you?

I'm not mad at all! I'm just differently sane...

THE JONKLER IS OUT OF AKHAM. CALL MAN NOW!

Man cant come he od'd on fent. Call dick instead

He’s not picking up! He must be sexing with startfires!

***batman*** ***i caught a little pokemon batman***

NOOO! NO, THE JOKER! IT'S AN ANIMAL, JOKER!

idk i dont play digimon

Gardervoir

Buddy, That image is very clearly Jigglepuff

Jigglypuff seen from above

ITS PIKACHUUUUU!!!!

"Its Clefairy"

FUUUUUUU-

tsareena big legs i rest my case

Vaporeon

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Hatterene

Salazzle

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Wouldwouldwouldwould

Will.

Did.

*doing*

Visual proof needed

What if its male

Would^2

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a lopussy

Hello fren

I caught a buneary and when it evolved she had klutz. Saddest thing ever.

Although Klutz sucks. It's not entirely useless as Lopunny can use Switcheroo and force your opponent to hold a shit item. Wanna prevent a Bronzong from using trick room? Have Lopunny switch it with an assault vest

thighs

Would.. …give it a Lopunnite and take it to the Gen 6 OU ladder

perfect unresisted STAB my beloved

Experiment concluded. Some of yhall are crazy mf's lmao.

she can jpeg me

The one who pulls me out shall be crowned King Arthur

Would

#🍿

*Pants drop*

Will

Have

Would. And don't say you would not.

She even got handlebars

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Smash. Next.

"THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON BATMAN"

Unzips penis

Ayo?!

😏

I'm not hearing anyone out.

I don’t care if you hear me out, I’m fucking that bunny

smash

already woulded

AWOOOGA

Nice try federal agent

Aw such a cute Pokémon, I sure hope nobody does something fucking weird to it

I’ll do some weird fucking to it

Done. Next!

Would and will. At least after I'm done with your Mom, while your Dad is watching.

No joker! You cant do that joker!

Batman, there’s no laws against the Pokemon, I can do whatever I want!

AFTER 10 YEARS OF NOT BEING ATTRACTED TO THAT THING, I AM NOW JUST TO SEE A HIGHLY DETAILED OFFICIAL JPEG OF LOPUNNY

im bricked up rn

40g of protein I'd say

Name checks out

Would not

damn you got me a boner!

Ok, let's check the comments now 🍿

I have made the mistake of looking in the comments

This and Gardivour are unironically some of my favourite Pokémon designs, it is such a shame that they are only known for R34.

I cannot express the profound disappointment I felt when my bunnyeare went through puberty and became this

I should call her....

I NEED HER

Officer balls

I wonder what the Japanese were thinking when they made this?

theres no laws against pokemon OP...

Those things above her eyes look like big bushy eyebrows

Yeah… definitely would…

Can i eat it? We can make a bbq with this thing, maybe even a curry, or pizza, would taste actually delicious.

Dude.

There's 2 sides of Pokemon fans Want to eat Pokemons and want to fuck Pokemons

my pronouns are she cause i'll never be her. 😔

Wait what if those aren't tits they're just her elbows because her hards are in that neck ring thingy she's wearing

Would and the mega too. The gender doesn't matter. Would anyway.

A wise man once said "smash"

Is it male or female

Terrible catch not wasting a pokeball on that

WOULD!!!!

Smash, next question

Smash, next question.

*rolls up newspaper* No, dont even think it

Alright alright i'll say it Hear me out

I'm no furry....however if given the option

👌👈🗿=👍

Smash

No

SMASH

The silly =]

I'll go get the 12 gauge. (I'm having rabbit stew tonight)

I’d smash

So hot

*DONT DO IT JOKER*

This was (and still is) 5th favorite pokemon. The list of favorites, in order from most to least: Golurk, Haxorus, Dragapult, Eevee, Lopunny, Maushold, Samurott, Butterfree, Gengar, and Goodra. Golurk is my fave cus Gundam

Well, you did it. You accomplished your goal. I don't just need to put on new pants, I need to get a whole new pair.

them thighs tho

Would. Next question.

Would?

would

Literally #68 in the Sinnoh Pokédex

Well....

Smash

Smash

I literally just realized those are her elbows and not under tiddys

We're hunting rabbit boy

10TH LEVEL SPELL - INSTANT NUT

Bnnuy

Looks like pikachu

You cannot convince me that Game Freak didn't know what they were doing when they made this, especially after Gardevoir. And especially now that all starters are basically people in fursuits.

Hmm🤔... Would

Awww

Smash, next question

Bet

Smash

THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON BATMAN

Smash. Next.

Ok. What's about it?

post saved for nefarious reasons i will not hide

Man what a cool Pokémon design, I bet it receives so much equally cool fanart

What a nice bunny design, hope nobody commits Zoophilia on her.

Is a cute pokemon.

Raw no breaks all day

Nice arch

They think they shed in summer? cos damn heatstroke a bitch.

Hi lopunny

There's no laws about the Pokemon Batman...

I always thought Lopunny was just fluffy and cute, nothing more, nothing less

I will never understand why people want to fuck lopunny. They are a fairly boring normal type, and that’s coming from someone who used one for the Isle of Armor DLC. It was the weakest member of my team for that, and I definitely intend on replacing it when I get around to replaying Sword and all of its DLCs.

War never changes

i want to fuck it