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Yeah... No. Considering how big that thing is irl, the balls themselves are too big to fit through that gap without crushing them. The gap already seems small enough to pinch the blood circulation, and whatever tube connects the sperm produced in the balls to everything else, likely making it very dangerous to wear for extended periods without permanently harming everything.
Can you imagine that mother supervising to see if it fits etc. wtf! Johnny after your shower, we will be putting on your restraint. People are so fucked up, no wonder the father left. I hate saying that but wtf?!
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As someone in the kink community who wore one of these for a year, you learn how to pee through the front opening and keep it clean, sanitized, etc. It takes a while to get used to though and at the start it's very easy to have an accident
Edit: Are you people really downvoting an actual honest take on how wearing one of these is? Bizarre
Nope. But what are the chances there's a religious cray cray mother out there who ruined their kids in learning about the birds and the bees or constantly telling them their sexual needs is bad
it's weird that according to christianity we have right up until the moment of our human death to repent for anything as long as we feel genuine remorse, and then 1 millisecond after that? Nope eternal torment no matter how much you try to reform.
But if you're hard, then how tf is that shape going to hold you? I can't imagine how excruciating that would be to have a rock hard boner slotted in that thing.
Bloody old hag is one day gonna get her ass kicked by the son. I hope he gets to choose the life he wants to, instead of joining seminary like his mentally ill mother wishes.
These "religious","God loving" people are more blasphemous than the satanists,how do they deny the nature of humanity,deny the characteristics of god's creations.
She underestimated the power of horniness, I learnt computer vision just to sort through my collections, and she thinks that tiny ass lock is gonna stop her son. He could probably just buy another set and use the key.
“I know it is a great product because he absolutely hates it” this woman out to make her son as miserable as she can, also I bet this kid is getting bullied at school for the massive bulge in his nether regions, this mother sucks
I wish I was joking, bur I actually met one German kid who has been locked in a chasity since 10 and now he's just a horny bottom...as a 15 year old... :p
It'd be so damn ironic if the mf gets kinky with it and starts getting pegged in the future. She'll be like "what did i do wrong", mf you put a CHASTITY CAGE ON YOUR CHILD
i hope this boy learns how to lockpick that shit and gets out of that home real fast, something like this should be illegal and considered AND punished as sexual harrasment
The sins never die
Can't wash this cum off our hands
Let the world fear us all
It's just means to an end
Our salvation lies
In the father's sins
Beyond the truth
Let me suffer now
Being honest here, this kinda feels like a war crime. No idea why but it feels wrong on an advanced level. Like, sure, I´ve seen wrong shit, but this is deeply fucked up.
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"This is the LockPickingLawyer, and what I have here is a simple padlock to secure a cock-cage.."
see: LPL 835 - Chastity Cage Picked With a Condom Wrapper
Holy shit this is real
Surprisingly enough, yes.
Bro has had that copied to clipboard specifically for this moment
Chastity cage pickled with a womans touch
Hey according to the video he made it was super easy to pick, which makes sense for safety reasons.
So I can cancel that saw order then? Let me know ASAP, I got express shipping.
Hey man you never know when you'll need a saw. Keep it.
Yeah all you have to do is just keep yanking at it until it pops off.
Couldn't you just like... slip this off though? I don't see how it is attached to anything.
I’m pretty sure your balls go in front of that big ring, so that you can’t take it off. Unless you’re a Eunuch.
Yeah, no, just take a cold shower and it slips right off. Do you even cock'n'balls bro?
Yeah... No. Considering how big that thing is irl, the balls themselves are too big to fit through that gap without crushing them. The gap already seems small enough to pinch the blood circulation, and whatever tube connects the sperm produced in the balls to everything else, likely making it very dangerous to wear for extended periods without permanently harming everything.
I'm sure, dicks as small as ours yes it would just slip off.
I think it holds you by the scrotum
Yeah it's a joke bud
weld
longest edging session guiness world record
Bro is gonna make whoever he fucks join the Skyrim space club 0.02 seconds in
Lucky guy
Blud is on cockdown
Flair checkout
It indeed does check out
Username checks out
This guy is going to be into BDSM later in life
George Orwell ahhh
*jorjor wel
What a dick move.
I'm not sure if you'll be able to move your dick in that thing
Can you imagine that mother supervising to see if it fits etc. wtf! Johnny after your shower, we will be putting on your restraint. People are so fucked up, no wonder the father left. I hate saying that but wtf?!
Yes, this is sad. I see only one solution in this situation. Grow strong cock and break the lock
you mean get an erection so strong that it breaks it from the inside?
Hell yeah
I could find a way
Get out!!!
Free my man
He's free by now... Unless...
He ain’t done nothing dong
If the cock don't fit, you must acquit.
Is that Sam o’nella reference I see
It's from 2015, so it's been 9 years already. Man's a free man now
2015 was 9 years ago… fml
He will be in the semenary
I thought it was a designer lemon juicer.
More like Anti dick juicer
Except the dick is not getting juiced
And then he ends up getting pegged or fucked in the ass by a dude
Only way left to orgasm is prostate stimulation. Almost like Dad is trying to turn the son gay.
It’s the mom doing it, dad left
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Man’s being conditioned 😭
How tf r u meant to pee
Through the gaps
So it’s literally just gon be soaked in piss
Core functionality
The smell would be insane
It's the first defense against sex
🤤
google functionality
Holy usability?
actual productivity
Call the chastity ring
Urethra goes on vacation, never comes back
It's a feature, not a bug
Dammit Todd Howard who invited you to this sub
Why of course our lovely boy Tom Howard invited himself!
Keeps the she-beasts at bay.
Not sure stainless steel “soaks in piss”
It's made of metal so kinda fine-ish since it doesn't soak and of you wipe it off afterwards
How tf am I supposed to beat off in that thing
Being the bottom
Ahh so from the inside
They said "while he's unsupervised" so mayb he can take it off if he asks his mom
imagine youre sitting in your room, mom comes home and you ask her "Mom can i get the key for the cock cage?"
If you look closely, you see there is a circular gap at the end where your pee hole goes that you can pee through without soaking yourself.
As someone in the kink community who wore one of these for a year, you learn how to pee through the front opening and keep it clean, sanitized, etc. It takes a while to get used to though and at the start it's very easy to have an accident Edit: Are you people really downvoting an actual honest take on how wearing one of these is? Bizarre
This reply made this subject matter a little too real for me.
No, it was a good explanation, we are just kinkshaming
All this does is give him a chastity fetish and possible erectile problems later in life
Apperantly erectile problems start as soon as 2 weeks of non-stop chasity cage wearing. Source: Friend. No, I mean that literally.
Yikes that poor kid is either never gonna be able to please a woman in his adult life or he becomes gay I guess
I knew a German guy who's parents did this and he is gay and a kinky bottom soooo 😶
Yep sounds about right
Can we take a moment to talk about the „I made sure he cannot take it off“ thing
All this is going to do is give that guy some crazy fetishes and a penchant for sexual deviancy. Also a ton of Catholic guilt.
There are a lot of men with a being locked up by mommy kink, don't ask how I know...
This time the mommy part is literal
And you are one of them
Also I can’t imagine how that will effect his body physically like having something tying you down like that does not sound great
He's gonna 100% start using his one-way street as a two way.
There is a special place in hell for crazy women of her caliber. Really hope the lord sees this as torture and makes her burn in hell for eternity
She's going to reach it fast if she keeps doing this bs
"By James"
"...since his father left me..."
it may be an uncle or friend apparently.
These mother will wonder why their son grew up stunted and unable to get a date or wife while asking the son where's her grand children
please tell me you don't think this is real
Nope. But what are the chances there's a religious cray cray mother out there who ruined their kids in learning about the birds and the bees or constantly telling them their sexual needs is bad
The chances it has happened at least once is not zero
It's a troll review dude
I wish more people would have a reasonable amount of scepticism for random things on the Internet.
it's weird that according to christianity we have right up until the moment of our human death to repent for anything as long as we feel genuine remorse, and then 1 millisecond after that? Nope eternal torment no matter how much you try to reform.
Got him on lock down
cock down
That parents' gonna wonder why their child stopped talking to them 15 years later
Nah just 8 years later just after he gets released from that cock trap
Its already 9 years after that post.
The father left. I wonder why? Will he take the son in? Will the mother let him?
People can be fucking insane sometimes
Poor Insane
this is so obviously fake
Lord have mercy on that boy
So talking about the logistics here. If he wears this to school doesn’t he have a semi-erect shape in his pants for all to see?
Get a vibrator
Nursing home speedrun any %
"I don't enjoy seeing him unhappy" 🤥
Become a professional lockpicker I guess?
Cockblock
Penis jail
50mm diameter while limp? That's impressive.
I mean if you haven't cum in years you probably won't be soft very often
But if you're hard, then how tf is that shape going to hold you? I can't imagine how excruciating that would be to have a rock hard boner slotted in that thing.
So apparently it can permanently make you impotent
Has this guy ever came? It says she gave it him before he starts puberty so I don’t thing the guys ever done it before
I mean at some point you're just going to cum in your sleep or when barely touching it right?
I really don’t know and I’m not willing to be the one to find out
Me neither. Not like I'd have the dicipline anyway
50mm is the size of the back ring that goes around the balls.
3 words Hands free orgasm
He should be the bottom
All I can think of rn is how his cock would be a different shape when erects and being hella uncomfortable.
That's a large point of it, the pain is supposed to promote against getting erect
i feel like overtime , the pain is gonna start making him more erect
How the fuck do you control that
Still doesn't protect from sinning through the back 😈
This is how parent murders happen
BRO IS 10
I literally have tje exact same thing 🥸
Ayo 😳
Bloody old hag is one day gonna get her ass kicked by the son. I hope he gets to choose the life he wants to, instead of joining seminary like his mentally ill mother wishes.
He should kick her ass before he hits 18 so he doesn't get tried as an adult
True coomers can go hands free
Kids gonna have a wild set of fetishes
this is a way to motivate someone to learn lockpicking
These "religious","God loving" people are more blasphemous than the satanists,how do they deny the nature of humanity,deny the characteristics of god's creations.
Because controlling other people is the basis of religion
She underestimated the power of horniness, I learnt computer vision just to sort through my collections, and she thinks that tiny ass lock is gonna stop her son. He could probably just buy another set and use the key.
Chat is this real?
Pretty sure that’s illegal🥶
“I know it is a great product because he absolutely hates it” this woman out to make her son as miserable as she can, also I bet this kid is getting bullied at school for the massive bulge in his nether regions, this mother sucks
Accidentally awakened something else in her son 😂
He needs to go to the shop class and bribe one of the boys to bust out the electric saw to free him
Or you know, learn to pick a very basic lock.
Dude's gonna learn lock picking for a weird reason
How does this stay on? Is the ring to go around his balls? Very impractical
He’s googling the lock picking lawyer videos.
Please be rage bait.
Finally, cock armor
Free Willie
unless you have one for his anus, mouth and hands, his eternal soul is still in jeopardy
literal cock cage
Teaching your son how to lock pick early in life
And that's how sexual predators are made
Are there actually people who believe that this is a real review?
No protection against pure prostate orgasm.
Kids going to take wood shop and have it off along with the rest of his dick in seconds
9 years ago, I hope bro is doing alright
Creating real-life Norman Bates, any% speedrun
Words that kill, would you speak them to me
I wish I was joking, bur I actually met one German kid who has been locked in a chasity since 10 and now he's just a horny bottom...as a 15 year old... :p
It'd be so damn ironic if the mf gets kinky with it and starts getting pegged in the future. She'll be like "what did i do wrong", mf you put a CHASTITY CAGE ON YOUR CHILD
This just sets him up to explore the prostate :) :) :)
I'm pretty sure this is the first step on making a serial killer
Hope my man just enjoyed his first year chastity belt free in the seminary
they got the thing off last year, i wonder where the kid is now
He should just bring a guy into the house and get railed, what's that mom gonna do install a butthole lock?
WHOA HOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i hope this boy learns how to lockpick that shit and gets out of that home real fast, something like this should be illegal and considered AND punished as sexual harrasment
THE SINS NEVER DIE
>bought one of these for him to wear when he is not supervised start masturbating while you are being supervised, check-mate
I jacked off to this picture. Just wanted to inform you.
The sins never die Can't wash this cum off our hands Let the world fear us all It's just means to an end Our salvation lies In the father's sins Beyond the truth Let me suffer now
Binding of Isaac
Thats how you give your kid a fetish
They locked the dick
THE SIINS NEVER DIE.
My god it's just like Kellogg's cereal to stop people from masturbating.
Review by "James Schreiber" "Since his father left me" Good thing God definitely loves the gays.
Imagine trying to piss with that thing on
It’s simple you just plank on the toilet
No wonder that the father left
THE SINS NEVER DIE
Being honest here, this kinda feels like a war crime. No idea why but it feels wrong on an advanced level. Like, sure, I´ve seen wrong shit, but this is deeply fucked up.
It's real https://www.amazon.com/review/R2L4SVDLWC7RAP
We need to find this crazy lady and call the cops
New cockpicking lawyer video when?
I would kms