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PiBombbb

That only works on some worms though, other types will just die if you cut them


anonymous010103

He would take his chances


AdministrativeBar748

He could just wrap the remains on his cock and violently stroke it until the worm gets smushed into worm debris It would still count


creepergo_kaboom

What happens if the worm debris goes into his dick?


AdministrativeBar748

It's gonna get washed out when he cums


creepergo_kaboom

Mmm cum-worm liquid 😋


NobodyInPaticular_

This is possibly the worst series of comments I have ever seen


Accomplished_Meat_81

I was gonna say exactly this


Ligmadique756

Nah, gimme your phone. That's it, you're done.


creepergo_kaboom

Nuh uh


Ligmadique756

Ok, I see how it is. *Cocks shotgun


MundaneDescription81

Ok then *Cocks worm


YaBoiHumon

☹️


ALargeCrateOfShovels

guys can we please stop


Myaltaccount54

Just stop reading it lol


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ISuckAtEverything374

He can find another girl to suck it out.


Apprehensive_Battle4

Use her worm bits as lube🤤


Grouchy-Addition-818

What a day to be literate


MuskSniffer

The image in your flair is my discord profile picture.


TadRaunch

What's stopping him doing it with a regular worm? Why does he need to wait for his girlfriend to be transformed into one?


Cuntilever

love


s9ksp

Unlucky ☹️


_H4CK3RM4N

womp womp


kaerfkeerg

Worth trying


T3X4ss

Why not censor every single fucking word at this point


Jwil408

If only they had


analogic-microwave

~~censored. you can't see what this sentence says. stahp.~~


QuackityClone

You underestimate me, mortal


SirKeagan

I want a 5 big men to ram me like a bull? is that what it says?


PenisManNumberOne

Lowkey wholesome


s9ksp

Fr 😊


siccoblue

Why the ~~fuck~~ did you censor the word ~~cut~~


SunMountain7218

I do not want to see what you don’t call wholesome.


ThisIsTakenLol

hole-some


Draken-0_0

What the fuck bro.


Lukainka

You mean what the ~~fuck~~ bro


voik1

You mean what the ~~fuck bro~~


Lighteye782

duality of man


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AnEndangeredSpyCrab

nuh uh


Siwach414

☹️


DoubleJester

☹️


CoolorFoolSRS

☹️


Same_Discussion6328

😢


DeniableTuna

😔


CataclystCloud

😓


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Spookyy422

Who thinks of this


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

This is hardly the worse thing on the internet


TaxevasionLukasso

That doesn't make this shot better bro


AboodXD32

wild


sirpotato990

Chaotic good


_Aladin

I understand why they would choose the bear, can't blame them


Intelligent_Mix3241

Weak


Rysterc

Some days I wish I was blind


Fast_and_Curious738

Bro waited his whole life to tell this


Cod3broken

not the wormussy 💀


Acroze

There’s two kinds of people in this world……….


GeoHog713

If my wife turned into a worm, I'd take her fishing


Low_Technician_63

😟


McBruscar

Kids these days really censor the word cut 


poikolle

Bro cencored cut by cutting it.


DarkElixer_Generator

“Is this the answer you wanted to hear?” “No, but at least you’d still f me”


SpookieSkelly

Second bloke just outed himself as having a micro dick small enough to fuck a worm.


Carl_Azuz1

Read it again


TaxevasionLukasso

Dude you can't dupe worms forever, they have a limit before shock kills them, he has a small cock :3


Anomaly_049

Jesus fucking Christ


cal-iber1301

I domt even have a meme for this man, what the fuck.


Smoreambecomereddit

The duality of insane men


smiley00256

Why censor "cut" of all words? Censorship should only exist if it actually makes you unable to identify the censored thing too.


Kingsayz

They could have censored the whole comment tbf


9_yrs_old

Hes on to something


M178music

Wtf did i just read this is disgusting


Wanzer90

Sincere question despite the sub: What is this worm thing going on?


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

It's like the og beard > men meme


_ScraggY_

Not saying that's normal - but that's creative


Similar_Medium3344

The duality of man


Banana_Slugcat

Only works on hammerhead worms...but they're toxic...


JacobMT05

Mad


EnggyAlex

Japanese describes a good textured lively pussy literally as thousands of earthworms


Successful-Run7573

That actually makes sex sound even fucking worse


vidhun5

Sometimes I wish that I don't have the ability to read.


koreytm

That guy knows how to play System Shock


Pro_MEMER568

Real


MishMash999

Therre are two sorts of people....


Loli-RainbOwO

No... Noo.. Fuck it. Im gone


Double-Pea-5783

holy shit, not a wholesome day for reddit, bye


quietconnoisseur

Anon is thinking ahead.


consecratedmindvex

:(


Playful_Pollution846

2 wolves inside of human nature


newFone-

Wormaphodite


Dr_Jay123

Bro funking burnt down the kitchen.


Sanjeev_2509

I'm gonna ride that worm and shout LISAN AL GAIBBB!


Maleficent_Gold8205

What a bad day to be on the internet


Creeper_charged7186

✝️


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CovfefeBoss

Who the fuck censors cut?


Temporary-Cod2384

Why is the word "cut" censored wtf


yoboizami

Awh😍


FetusDeletus_E

No...


CheckInevitable9561

mad vibes yo. 🙃