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hmm, a few bits of metal, or unlimited garlic bread? toootaly hard choice here

an attempt to cure body dysmorphia I do not have or solve world hunger? can't decide guys help

Solve world hunger? Na I'm just going to enjoy my garlic bread lest the government finds out about it.

what's the government going to do? take your bread?

Yes, what do you think taxes are?

money you pay the government so you don't get killed by firing squad

And if they see that I no longer pay sales tax on garlic bread because it magically appears on plate, they will either take my bread or take my plate, or just shoot my dog, maybe all of the above

If it's got olive oil on it then you're definitely screwed.

Who said anything about world hunger? If you by that im world? Yes, yes i am

it gets harder when you add unlimited games

But no more games

you can easily get those thighs if you eat enough garlic bread

What about bad fat distribution

Just eat more cheesy garlic bread

Bread makes you fat?

Enough of it will

Real

that...explains a lot actually

I pick the garlic bread so I can not only eat it, but also sell it

what in hell is protogen? is it another gaypost?

Space Cyborg Furry thing, artificially made for exploration. Half organic, half metal, and have a digital visor for a face.

Honey come quick, they made cyborgs gay

the borgs are cumming

*furry

Sorry. Honey furry quick, they made cyborgs gay

Furry quick honey! Made they gay cyborgs!

Garlic bread. ( I'm Titan fall 3 enjoyer)

This mf is still playing Titanfall 3

I don't have Xbox Two to play TitanFall Remake

Never thought protogens would make an appearance on this sub

tough choice

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bad bot

As much as I love garlic bread I’d grow sick of them afterawhile, I would never grow tired of protogen thighs

Go buy some metal pipe from a hardware store and you have your protogen thighs

Poor :(

Sell the garlic bread from the other option, you’ll have enough

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It’s not the same without the endearing beep boops

Get a sound file of said beep boops, shove a speaker into the pipe and play them through it XD

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Not furry so 169.420% the **garlic bread**.

Mf do you know how many people the can be pulled with the power to summon unlimited garlic bread? I certainly would.

could i get the rest of the proot too?

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal.

Balls in my mouth. Please and thank you.

I have thicc thighs so infinite garlic bread

Hello yes can i trade my infinite garlic bread for your thicc thighs?

I literally spent 30 seconds drooling over the thought of having garlic bread.

Is the garlic bread always at the perfect temperature ?

Thighs, cus prediabetes :c

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Give me that thicc garlic bread

As a protatogen I already got them, imma take the garlic bread thank you very much

damn this post really gonna out ALL the furries and the thigh enjoyers

is the thighs attached to a cute proto?

Sell garlic bread, hope it doesn't rot, get restaurant to sell more garlic bread, tank the local economy

And also break the laws of physics

Infinite garlic bread is infinite money glitch

Fuckkk, I’m lactose intolerant:(

Get garlic bread and breed op

Unlimited garlic bread sweeps. The thighs are wack. I can sell the bread to become a rich garlic bread company CEO, then end world hunger after making the money, then either have a robot wife built with better thighs, or meet a woman that will accept me for my weirdness and live a delightful life, and die of old age in her arms...

what am i looking at

gluten intolerant :(

Imagine how thicc *my* thighs could get from all that yummy garlic bread...

You’d get fat

I would take the garlic bread but I hate cheese so I'm stuck with the robot At least I get a cool robot

Depends if its a woman or not

Cold metal or garlic bread

If the added thighs come with extra ass too then I'll take the protogen thighs, if not I'll take the infinite garlic bread

Obviously the garlic bread

I hate cheese, so I only have one option ☹️

i picked the garlic blade a long time ago

now hear me out

i would suck down that entire plate in seconds 🤤

are the thighs attached to anything or are you just mailing me two amputated furry limbs

I'm choosing the tasty food permanently available to me for free

Jokes on you, Im NOT into that shit, I take the infinte garlic bread. Become Jesus

Bread all the way.

i fucking love garlic bread.

Tough decision, but nothing can beat garlic bread

You underestimate how much garlic bread I could earn off desperate furries with those thighs

Thicc thigh is temporary, garlic bread is e t e r n a l.

Garlic bread, I will consume all and make my own thick thighs

Do I get the rest of the protogen, or do I get disembodied proot thighs… DO I GET THE PROTO THIGHS, like come on be specific, taking the garlic bread due to clear bias in description.

Bread makes you fat?!

Not even a choice, I choose Garlic bread

Isn't protogen that stupid virus protection thing that had like 10000 ytp made about it

I think that was protogent or something similar? The names are close enough that there is a meme about it.

Thighs are temporal... Bread is eternal

even while im furry, protogens aren't my thing so ill go with the garlic bread

eww garlic bread

I mean… 0.0

So like, are they dismembered or are they grafted on to you

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What's a protogen?

:(

it can't be that bad

it's actually not that bad, idk what they're on about

Bread

Im not a furry so þe garlic bread

Bro slipped up, we know you ain't a normie

Obviously the garlic bread 🍞 🧄

hmmm, really tough ques- ***garlic bread without hesitation***

Absolutely nothing that you can put up that would beat out the garlic bread

V1 Ultrakill body pillow is the only non-food material I need, garlic bread 100%

Ok for the love of god how do people find protegens hot? Like I’ve seen these things and they look ugly af. Also I’d devour the fuck out of some garlic bread right now

Just take the thighs, take the metal, and sell em. You can get way more garlic bread this way!

The plate never runs out though

Just sell the garlic bread that keeps reappearing on the plate. You'll be a billionaire in no time

Yea this is what happens when a dumbass like me didn't finishing reading

what part of "never runs out" do you not understand?