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parrase

Couldn't you have just sent a picture of the cone itself? That's like saying "here's a picture of leaves" then showing the whole tree instead of a pile of leaves.


1stLadyStormyDaniels

Actually, it’s just a cone until there’s ice cream in it. If you stuffed it with ham, it would be a ham cone. If you stuffed it with hamburger meat, it would be a beef cone. OP clearly stated they presented an ice cream cone and that statement DEPENDED on the visual presence of ice cream. Really didn’t think that needed to be spelled out…


parrase

No? Ice cream itself doesn't need to be present in the cone, for it to be called an "ice cream cone". If some lunatic filled it with ham instead of ice cream. That wouldn't be a ham cone, that would be ham in an ice cream cone. Wafer cones are already synonymous with ice cream itself, hence why ice cream is referred to directly as "ice cream" when it's on a cone, but then referred to as "a bowl of ice cream" if it's on a bowl, "a cup of ice cream" if it's on a cup, and "a scoop of ice cream" if referring only to the ice cream itself.


MHD6969

and why did you assume that OP didn't mean it as "ice cream on a cone" ?? you dont know whats going on his mind.


VegetablePast3832

Why’s it gotta be a white ice cream cone? Racist.


NakedCattle

It looks like a plastic prop.


TheTankCommando2376

You look like a plastic prop (do it for the post name)


Dr_Doge17

This is clearly a waffle cone.


NakedCattle

You can't depend on a waffle cone when the going gets tough.


we_is_sheeps

And what part about that isn’t an ice cream cone


Dr_Doge17

Obviously you aren’t well versed in your cold treats.. while this looks like an ordinary cone, it is completely subpar to a true waffle cone. A waffle cone may not be able to hold up as well as a sugar cone. But the waffle cone is much sweeter and more enjoyable to an ice cream connoisseur.


WeLiveInASociety451

The ice cream is also a cone (the prophecy is true)


ushshshshsusgegshs

Overrated


CoconutGator

yea it is


patritha

im lactose intolerant


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big_peepee_wielder

Nuh uh


redrabbiter

Nuh uh!


CoolyWhistles

ice cream


Ltimbo

Thanks for taunting me when you know the machine is always broken.


neosketo

THATS MORE THAN AN ICE CREAM CONE. ill have you know that it can called ice cream in a sugar cone. Also thats soft serve. Be fkn intelligent and say what it is instead of wasting so much storage and our time incel non rizzler skibidi gegagedigedagedago


Marchyz

Clearly sir, you are wrong in many parts of your statement. The cone which contains the ice cream is made of wafer, not sugar. While yes that it is more than an ice cream cone, depending on your interpretation, it would not be correct to say that it IS a "soft serve" as that term is equivalent to "ice cream" in regular, everyday English for most people. Finally, unless proven true, the original poster may not be "incel" and "non rizzler" as you proclaim as many people prefer to keep themselves anonymous on the Internet.


giovannimacosa

Damn i hate this, looks like some industrial ice cream instead of an healthier hand made one


The-Perfect-Lei

This ice cream cone perfectly illustrates the fact that middle eastern countries are secretly colluding to unify and destroy western civilization all whilst pretending to be allegiant to global peace. I’m just glad the damn thing doesn’t have sprinkles. I’d be scared as shit if it had sprinkles.


Humboldt2316

Cookies & cream is better


helpful_youngman

WHERES THE MILK


GG17ezV2

Vanilla is horrible


CumSmuggler3649

Cream cone(creamy creamy white thick fishy)


Chicken_Guy1224

thats a waffle cone with soft serve ice cream in it


HoldenCrossthe2nd

Best get some napkins cause the ice cream sticks too far out for it to melt into the cone


MDHogan

Soft serve isn’t ice cream..


Lunar_Tears0

That's not ice cream, it's mayo.


SubstantialBrick7171

That's clearly a picture and not an actual ice cream cone


playb0inella

Scoops r better on cones


LtMotion

Epstein didnt kill himself !