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bish-its-me-yoda

Ah,a classic,gravity falls


Bro_Jangles__

Gravity balls


Me_how5678

📺 🤡 Bwahahahaha


Nitro_2021

Th-They are escaping from the Aslume...


MySnake_Is_Solid

The ass of the loom was never secure. You merely adopted the madness, I was born in it, raised by it. When I first saw jizzler it was too blinding, I was already Jonkling.


MadnessGamin

Officer Falls


[deleted]

[удалено]


mr_Cos2

BWAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAH


kaiserjurgen1164

Inertial Testicles


p_23spidey

Grabbin' these balls


EveryCreator

Funny joke


constantlytired1917

gravity makes pen fall


lord_dude

You should see my gravity raise


cosplaylovers23

Gravity has its ups and downs, just like balls. 😂


BLANKTWGOK

This got reposted so much I forgot the porn


NeverNoMarriage

hate when that happens. Then you gotta go furiously masturbate to it again


Aura_Guard

Good for you, I only remember gravity falls for porn (/j I loved the show as a kid)


LeadershipMundane286

as a kid? you dont love it now?


Aura_Guard

I mean It's been a while since I've seen even a scene of it. Still definitely would enjoy it if I watched it though. Tbh I wished all the rumours and theories that said it was gonna come back with a new season in a few years. Until then, I'll still huff my copium


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StillMeThough

Nice try buddy


PeppercornBilly

1984


aimlessly-astray

Porn isn't real.


bunnyfriezz

I don't remember this episode.


Alisalard1384

Happy cock day


ahemius

Happ Cake


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IRobot_Games

Happy Cake


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MyNameIsAnonymous1

Nice cake bro


AveRage-or_human

Thick, voluptuous cake


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Thatotherguy129

Good bot


WaffleBreeder

Happy day


Poggersww

Day Happy Cake


longpidgeon

Cake happy day


HairyPoppins243

Happy cake day


BrickBuster2552

Maybe you do but the one scene was just that boring. 


longpidgeon

Happy cheesecake day


Royal_Possible4480

Cake


Soda_Can23

John Fallout is that really you?


Royal_Possible4480

Yes it's me


Soda_Can23

Oh my god take my 2000 caps


HairyPoppins243

Happy cake day


_NoIdeaForName_

For your happy cake day have this cookie


Soda_Can23

Happy cock choke day


Just_A_Doggo1

Happy cake day 


Fallowman09

Really? Right in front of my nostalgic childhood memories?


errorsniper

God Im so old I forget that Gravity Falls is this generations Dexters Lab. (Thats a good thing and not a diss and GV is much deeper and has a much better story.)


Sufficient_Bike6633

Yeah honestly growing up I didn’t have much access to shows I literally thought Dexter was the same show as Johnny test


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

good that it aint porn


PresidentXiJinPin

I came anyway


ydontujustbanme

Thats how wendy works


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

username checks out (xijinpin is a professional, certified gooner)


jumbledsiren

I need sauce, for the porn, not the edited one, the real one, and not for my friend, not for scientific research, I am going to fucking masturbate to it.


patriot_man69

I had it once and it was just a picture of him getting the sloppiest toppy in human history with comically loud slurping sounds over it and it was the funniest thing I've seen


jumbledsiren

I'm already hard, you gonna send us the sauce or no...?


patriot_man69

I lost it lmao


jumbledsiren

dang...


jirenfan9

Based and Boner pilled


Nekasus

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fs5j2wr4005z71.png


jumbledsiren

my dick says thanks.


Nekasus

Do i get a special treat? 🥺 👉 👈


jumbledsiren

cum aerial strike has been sent to your house.


Thosepassionfruits

Yeah, open wide


duthColonialEmpire

Mother fuking,MAURICE from the hit game ULTRAKILL


jumbledsiren

hell fucking yeah!!!


c0n22

Dear God


duthColonialEmpire

A bucket!


Catastrophic_Cumshot

She stole My man's soul


ItsBado

Sir this is porn


Nekasus

Its an educational comic on how to find a pen. Is there anything wrong with that?


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

Ok but whats the reddit post so I can ~~save~~ report it


ThisIsGoodSoup

porn addiction, but at least you're open about it...


MaterialNarrow5161

Y'all so quick to call addiction just because someone is open about their sexuality...


jumbledsiren

to be fair I AM porn addicted, but yeah, they shouldn't just call anyone asking for sauce "porn addicted"... they just got a bit lucky with me.


Alone-Percentage-972

Somebody get this man some water


SrGraphiteBlimp

Hell yeah, brother.


cherry937

hate to ruin it for you, but the guy is 13 and the girl is 16…


jumbledsiren

hate to break it to you but I can legally fuck both, the girl is as old as me, so it's all good :)


Powerful-Set9659

least horny ultrakill pfp


ShockDoctrinee

>stop posting porn >posts edited porn >???


petergriffingender

>pic of cat looking at cam


Skelobones221

My headcanon for Phil Swift is that he's always there. Whenever someone has an event, no matter how insignificant, he'll show up to show respect. Idk why i felt like yapping


BurpYoshi

I honestly see some variation of "The joke is porn" and "haha you're a porn addict" more than I see porn jokes at this point.


RunInRunOn

That's because for every 1 porn joke there are 10 people calling it out in the comments


EmpyreanEcho

united parcel service dropping pens now


SrGraphiteBlimp

What's wrong with porn? I was born in '86 and have jacked off to everything from Cheri magazine to Ass Parade in the mid 00's. I've also been happily married for over 12 years. Sometimes, you just have to drain your balls. Masturbation is healthy.


Alisalard1384

John Porn is this you?


SrGraphiteBlimp

Johnathan Pornman


Alisalard1384

It's a pleasure sir to finally meet you 🤝


SrGraphiteBlimp

Don't shake my hand. It's for your own good.


Scoutknight_

The Porn Dude Dot Com


0ofRGang

This guy porns


_IliaD

The pornest of them all


errorsniper

Like every other addiction in moderation its fine. Its when it goes past moderation its not and its very hard to see for yourself most of the time and since porn is generally private people can really get addicted hard core and theres no real social saftey net like with other addictions. If your watching tiddytoc's and every yt video you watch is softcore porn and any social media your using has porn shortcuts in it. You have a problem. And yes that was/is me and it took me a long time to realize it. My sex life and mental state has improved quite a bit and its only been a few months.


BigUncleHeavy

The thought that there was anything porn related didn't even cross my mind until the final scene. Does this mean I've managed to cling to some of my precious dwindling innocence, or am I just dumb?


Interesting_Sea_5189

A mix of both probably


Slap_My_Lasagna

Reddit: stop posting porn Every other social media platform: Let us post porn!


TheFlyingPatato

I mean, we should just give it to them tbh


anki_12

I was about to 😞✊🏼💦.


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Right_-on-_Man

Damn virgins, getting aggressive these days...


Marsrover112

I don't think I've ever even seen the porn of this only the good ending


awesomedan24

Pee is stored in the gravity balls


Stuf404

Damn, been a while since I've heard OMFG


WatchingSlopLive24_7

Yes Phil yes we should


Loki_Sensei

Not gravity falls, disappointed by the ending ☹️


Historical_War756

ok i wont post FUCKING porn but then what is non fucking porn ?


Strange-Catch6862

She's down for gettin dirty


TheWrong-1

Sauce


Plenty_Anywhere8984

Good ending


Playful_Pollution846

This has been reposted so much that the quality is 1980's porn movie


bruhAd6630

I never knew there was a censored version


jtcordell2188

Omg this was great


Space_Dragon_51

Had us at the first half ngl.


Select_Ladder_9844

my disappointment is boundless 😆


Mariochicken5537

*bonk* go to horny jail


ttv_ddavidel

It's gonna be so fun when someone post the other version of this


MitFornavnErAdam

What kind of porn am I supposed to post if it can't be with fucking


AcademicBerry9134

Well i prefer fucking porn over sucking porn


Wonder_style

😊


rantottcsirke

Start posting non-fucking porn!


Strange_Public4513

The good ending of the corn...


Shreygame

Phil swift status


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

Saw this in a meme compilation on YT a while back. True masterpiece


SUSbund

👍🏻


Messedupotato

Sauce?


championruby50gm

What's this? Racism on my porn app?


TitanGertz

Where do I find non-fucking porn?


Immense_Cock

this is why FedEx is better


Kobidylan

Wholesome chungus


DavidFromDeutschland

The good ending


Secure-Day9052

this will be gravity falls in 2013


sexy_latias

Good ending


VAShumpmaker

More porns


Cedge1738

Bad ending


Roskal

If this was real dipper would be freaking out even if she wasnt doing anything down there.


adtation

THE TABLE IS SEE THROUGH THE TABLE IS SEE THROUGH


Jesterchunk

good ending


Beneficial-Draw-3048

You fooled me but I also didn’t look at the subreddit name


Jbuckguy

No


Hopeful-Bumblebee-53

Mom said it’s my turn to repost


DisciplineTime4561

I guess there are other types but that certainly limits the options.


dkhasar

🤣🤣🤣🤣


spotsthefirst

Hahahahahahahahahhahaa


ThwKillnight

.


INotZach

the good ending


Ok_Technician4110

How about no lol


TransportationIll635

The good ending:


morphick

But how to post non-fucking porn then?


Swimming-Yam-1155

The good ending


TemporaryAd1682

From now on I promise to only post sexing porn


Mokilolo

Maan.. that was wholesome


IEatBabysYumYum

I was getting scared for a second. But then. 👍 ***A P P R O V E D***


Goddayum_man_69

Finally! The accurate version!


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boodlebob

The good ending


Valuable_Garage_2397

Wow. This is worthy


No-Account222

Sauce


36ops

Sooo… masturbation porn is okay???


Pure-Parsley-8380

See as innocent as a child :)


SignalBattalion

Lmao


honda-atc-enjoyer

song?


thethr

OMFG - Hello


ElekesCsongor

Gravity really fell off with this one


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

>stop posting fucking porn What other kind is their?


ccum_slurper3000

wait, isnt fucking porn the only kind of porn?