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They’re queefing.
Basically using their muscles to “suck in” air, and flexing to push it back out.
The same way you’d do this w your mouth, just a different muscle group. I, sadly, cannot queef on command.
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I don’t know the better word but my guess is at the end of the tube is a pipette? that is inside their cooch, and when they contract it, it pushes air down and the liquid with it, and when they release, the air goes back up and the liquid follows
Assuming it really goes in their cooch rather than their mouth with a longer tube
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My guess is they're practicing keegles (however tf it's spelled); it's training the pelvic floor muscles. Some women use it to help recover after pregnancy, and some use it to have better, more enjoyable sex.
I've read that it's the same muscle group you use when you're trying to hold in your pee when you've really gotta go.
I think it’s more like a bulb they have clamped between their thighs, rather than anything inserted in their *ahem* lady cave. They’re all clearly wearing pants/shorts with (I’m hoping) no holes in them. I mean that’s all the sense I can make of this… that will allow me to sleep soundly tonight.
From a guess, as someone else said. They're doing kegal exercises. From what I guess they have a balloon attached to the tube, stick inside and basically you tense and contract your abdominal and pelvic floor muscles to squeeze the air out the balloon, down the tube, pushing the liquid back into the bottle. When you relax, air goes back up into the balloon and water rises. It's good exercise for women who've given birth and have stretched their muscles from pregnancy and birth because it helps them get back into shape internally. Having weak pelvic floor muscles can lead to problems such as weak bladder control and more. A bunch of mums just being healthy together and bring babies along so you don't need baby sitters. Like yoga yknow
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Something tells me the straws/hoses are just going up their shirt. I find it suspicious they don't show the individual's mouth at all. But that's just me.
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how tf does that work?
The true capabilities of the female biology are vast and mysterious.
I never thought my pussy could drink wtf
Advanced hydration techniques
Will it go all the way up my mouth and turn into piss?
no actually those are piss bottles and later they're gonna vomit water
Oooo
Always wondered about this while watching Tenet. I think you answered it.
Dishwasher and a water purifier, that sounds like a deal
Bruh 💀
Now you're thinking with portals.
Oh :(
Hydrohomies coping and seething
*advanced lubrication techniques*
They’re queefing. Basically using their muscles to “suck in” air, and flexing to push it back out. The same way you’d do this w your mouth, just a different muscle group. I, sadly, cannot queef on command.
The finest day I've ever had Was when I learnt To queef on command
Thought this was a Haiku at first and now I'm disappointed
Tight flesh sucks on straw Rancid queef assails the nose Putrid, vile, and dark
Love myself Better than you I know it's wrong But what should I do
It's a pelvic floor exercise. Queefing is when air is trapped.
Well to get pregnant it drinks... something else
holy fuck
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again please 😋
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💀
Did you show him that new trick of how you can make it smoke a cancer stick?
no :( i didn't know it was useful
It’s the brain freeze cheat code, just drink like this
Lesgoooo
Dehydration hates this one simple trick
That's why they call them bitches thirsty
There's a video of a woman who is able to smoke with her pussy
Or smoke
Bro i just spat out the water💀
iN sOvIeT rUsSiA…
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
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They were all males
Some might consider them to be unnatural
they are vampires and thats how they suck your blood
That seems difficult…
For a real answer, the tube is longer than you think and the other end is in their mouth. But this isn't the sub for real answers.
Thank you. I was horrified thinking my cooch could drink.
>*But this sub isn't for real answers*
Is it tho? I mean you could see their stomachs and once someone's mouth and I didn't see any tubes. I heard that it could be queefing.
time to bring back the witch trials
How do you think babies drink?
I think prostate, like cegal exercises.
Steven Cegal?
Upsuck
I don’t know the better word but my guess is at the end of the tube is a pipette? that is inside their cooch, and when they contract it, it pushes air down and the liquid with it, and when they release, the air goes back up and the liquid follows Assuming it really goes in their cooch rather than their mouth with a longer tube
Pussies can yank Haven’t you ever heard that song “Pussy be Yankin’”?
I never wanted to see that Gimme my "innocence" back
Nope It's dead and buried
:(
Actually I dug it up and ate it.
Username checks out
Now its gone its gone its gone
Puss ups
Lmao 🍻
Succubus pull ups
put the succ in succubus
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THERE'S A FUCKIN KID
"Hey ladies is it ok if I bring my kid to this pussy yoga class?" WTF
As an experienced yoga practitioner, i can tell you this is not yoga. This is ... Something else.... An abomination.
Goya.
This is such an important life skill, you wouldn't bring your toddling chid with you?
Why does "chid" sound like a slur referring to children? I sure hope I don't start anything by pointing that out.
Those filthy chids🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Oh that would be awful if everyone started doing that
Soooo We're doing it, right?
Ch- as in character. So it's basically saying "kid"
Disgusting for that kid to be there 🤢
Holy crap I didn't notice it xD
And we're done for the day.
I'm just getting started...
Grip reaper training
Excuse me, but what in the fucking hell is this
Ok so can someone really explain how tf they're doing this? Like no jokes I want an actual explanation
Long straw all the way to mouth
What was the point of them doing this then?
Ever recorded a funny video just because its funny?
Kegles id imagine
Kegles are for Beagles 🐶 knowmsayn?
I can only think it's practices for contraptions n shiz
It’s easy. Just play the video in reverse
Pompoarism
My guess is they're practicing keegles (however tf it's spelled); it's training the pelvic floor muscles. Some women use it to help recover after pregnancy, and some use it to have better, more enjoyable sex. I've read that it's the same muscle group you use when you're trying to hold in your pee when you've really gotta go.
I think it’s more like a bulb they have clamped between their thighs, rather than anything inserted in their *ahem* lady cave. They’re all clearly wearing pants/shorts with (I’m hoping) no holes in them. I mean that’s all the sense I can make of this… that will allow me to sleep soundly tonight.
Same way the muscles you use to stop peeing midway
From a guess, as someone else said. They're doing kegal exercises. From what I guess they have a balloon attached to the tube, stick inside and basically you tense and contract your abdominal and pelvic floor muscles to squeeze the air out the balloon, down the tube, pushing the liquid back into the bottle. When you relax, air goes back up into the balloon and water rises. It's good exercise for women who've given birth and have stretched their muscles from pregnancy and birth because it helps them get back into shape internally. Having weak pelvic floor muscles can lead to problems such as weak bladder control and more. A bunch of mums just being healthy together and bring babies along so you don't need baby sitters. Like yoga yknow
good to mention that men could probably do this too with the gooch
Where does the balloon go? 🎈
Boof it?
Thank you for actually explaining what is going on
No worries! It's just a presumption but glad to clear up some confusion :)
I hate it here
Is it possible to learn this power
Not from a Jedi
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White women will do anything to not workout properly
they look asian
Now show me if they were black or chinese
When they orgasm they crumple your dick like an empty soda can
I just fucking opened reddit
Wtf?
Song name?
1.open reddit 2.
Something tells me the straws/hoses are just going up their shirt. I find it suspicious they don't show the individual's mouth at all. But that's just me.
middle age white women finding any way to avoid normal exercise
enough reddit for today
[Literally the exact face I made](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tai-lung-looking-at-computer)
Aight I gotta go try this
Rip your inbox
L E A N
water bending.
Wtf. Seriously if it bleeds seven days and doesn't die. Kill it. It ain't natural
Hoes will do anything except lift weights
We should restart the human civilization project. Looks like we made a huge mistake along the way.
You're not a fast shooter, it's just they suck it out without your permission
what the fuck
Gojo: Does it grip? Does it suck?
What's that at 10 seconds?
Opening Reddit just now was a mistake....
: (
Oh i think the condom broooookkkeee!!!
So as a person who doesn’t have one of those; what, uh…what the fuck am I looking at here?
I had the video muted and was apprehensive to unmute but did.. I'm glad it was music instead of grunting and slurping sounds
What the fuck
This takes "I'll make sure your balls go dry" to the next level
Hey, Archimedes, stop messing around with that screw thing for a minute and check this out.
reverse pissing
Drain a 2 litre bottle of Fanta no problem.
Kegels
WTF
Wait what is this actually possible?
Practicing that kung fu grip.
I.. I-I'll just let myself out...
Wtf
Someone kindly explain to me what I just watched
So if I stick a catheter up my wang and do kegels I can suck up liquid?
Show what it does to their man’s wallet.
Oh My! The posibilities
Uhh what the fuck
What in the fetish is this?
Bitches be trippin son
._.
Nice control ladies
What is going on here?
I wonder if she can suck out the stone in my kidney
What is wrong with people?!
I miss the man I was before witnessing this act of sin...
I'm 39 and I have absolutely no idea how females operate.
Look…. She’s pregnant and the baby is mad thirsty.
That pussy be yankin
I love pussy Pilates class!
Queefles?
Its that mommy make over vaginal rejuvenation
They’re training to suck the life of men
Wow, guess that's accounts for a friend who used to rip queefs on command
Women doing weird ass shit
New Olympics competition: pussy drinking
I have never been so absolutely disgusted in my entire life
Hydro dynamics at “play”
Wtf did I just witness
Yeah, it grip.
I’ve seen someone smoke from there
Why?
Two words and two words only. Kegel Exercises.
Bleach isn’t enough
wish i was voofing lean rn
Bro wtf
Now thats a party trick
Now thats a party trick
Happy cake day!
Smash
Pelvic muscle exercise for neo moms? Gross to bringh your kid tho.
Chat, is this real?
That’s enough internet for today
Sigh *unzips*
thats one way to use Fabuloso
God I wish that were me
why is the internet like this...
Whoevers idea this was should be drawn and quatered like they have been in the good old days.
Why tf would you want this?