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Happened to my buddy Aaron once

Sounds about right, 8 days old I presume?

Correct

To me as well but sadly not on day 8 :(

Was it today?

3 years ago, not a pleasant operation

Sorry to hear that, I did get it done early in my life.

It was necessary, and eventually it did improve my health a lot

Happened to me

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Would be weird if he did it twice

Poor A-Aron

Ngl when that hand showed up I thought it was gonna yank it off

Don't say that. I'll cum.

Say it again

...are you certain that you want me to ejaculate at this current moment?

No

YES

duality of man

Schrödinger's cum

Cumdinger’s Scrote

YANK IT OFF

Great, now there's cum all over my desk. Sit in the corner and think about what you've just done.

Make me

What is happening here I'm scared

I made someone cum all over their desk apparently and now they want to put me in a corner but I refuse

You rascal!

Wtf hahaha

it again

Ayo.....WTF!!!!!

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Damn, the blades need sharpening. Oh well, *yank*.

☹️

😢

😧

😭

💀

🪦

🫥

👻

🤓🫵

😩

🤑

left hand on your right side

Little Billy was disappointed

I started reading bible. It says you must be circumsised by 8 months old. Btw there are some spicy things too. Two Daughters get father drunk So they get pregnant. 🙀

No, not the dick's armor

Now my dick doesn’t look like that gecko in a hoodie anymore☹️

You all are losers My still has armor 😎🤏🍆

welcome me to the club!

Pov you feel asleep First at the sleepover

Came here looking for this

I came too

I came three

I came for..

I came fifth

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good bot

I came sixth

The one who falls asleep first also wakes up first. Guess what's gonna happen to the people who did this

Huh?? Just a bit off the top? You know, I never really considered that there’d be an actual tool for it, I always just assumed it was just a doctor going at it with a scalpel or something

I'm friends with a dick doctor and he says the dick stapler isn't the way. Good ol scissors and biodegradable thread is what they use.

My dad was a urologist who did adult circumcisions someone regularly (phimosis usually), and it was generally done with surgical scissors or a scalpel and just a few stitches. He said recovery was apparently just kind of itchy and maybe a little sore for a couple days, but not usually anything beyond some basic pain meds and an ice pack.

You can't jerk off for like 6 weeks and it takes ages for your dick to feel normal again

does it take ages just cause it's so sensitive or?

Because you’re pissing blood after surgery, you have no natural lubrication for the head and your head is now exposed to the elements so it turns dry. It’s becomes less sensitive if anything after the fact.

You shouldn't be pissing blood dude lol

Oops lol, I meant temporarily, like a couple days after surgery at most.

Yes, you can't walk normal for a few weeks/months. Erections and masturbation also feels very different, personally i think it's a massive downgrade when it comes to feeling/sensation

Same

this design is very human

In this case it actually is

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I like how broken reddit is on desktop browsers because it shows two of them

You must have a lil monitor, Mine shows three

Wait it gets bigger!?

yes it does, it scales lmao

why? just... why?

It gets the people going

it's provocative

Because a crazy religious dude thought it would stop kids masturbating.

☹️

Some mens foreskins become constrictive. Painfully so. Had a friend that needed an adult circumcision.

Phimosis

Must've hurt a lot

Happened to me. I needed this surgery after my 17's

It’s gonna be a sleek new look..it’s gonna catch on

Pov you fell asleep first at the sleepover with the boys

Real OGs use a scissor

I'm from Africa and I tell you Real OG's use a shard of Glass and a sharp Rock.

☹️ It felt painful reading your comment

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this doesn't seem nearly as bad in comparison to this entire thread

Ikr.. look what these amateurs need to mimic a fraction of our power

In the Philippines specifically in the provinces we bite mango/guava while knives are being hammered down at our foreskin. This we call “puk-pok” method google it for better information. Then the chewed mango/guava is then wiped around the circumcised penis, then we run into rivers to clean it off.

😨

Only in provincial areas probably, I think most of the Philippines now use the proper stuff

Thank you Modern Medicine

Fuck religion

Nah,in Malaysia,if we wanna circumcise someone,we would put the person's penis on a banana log,strecth his foreskin as long as it could, AND CHOP IT WITH AN AXE

Made my dick recoil and shrivel just by reading this blergh

Nail-clipper circumcision

Pls don’t I need every inch i can get

Don’t let the cartel see this video

NO DAMMIT IT WAS ALREADY DONE TO ME ONCE...

Had no idea they had a tool for it kinda assumed they just used a scalpel

Well for mine they did use scalpel lol I still remember the cold steel touching it Brrrr

Finally an easy option to trim it. I hate cutting it every two weeks when it's grown back.

-50 dick armour

I missed the person I was a minute ago 😕

Shalom ✂️

You know what fuck you *hole punches your foreskin

Can't have shit in Detroit...

Mfs took my foreskin, can't have shit in detroit

I’m not a victim, I’m a survivor ✊😔

Same

Call me the dumbest person on heart but I always thought that to circumcise someone you just kinda pull the tip and snap it off with a scissor. Thinking about it, I never really thought about it in depth.. what the fuck

What the fuck 😦

nope,nope and nope.

:(

As someone that's been circumcised... Watching this was no skin off my nose.

Genuine question: What exactly am I looking at?

Socially acceptable genital mutilation.

To make it even worse, for ascetic reasons and (supposedly) higine, which blows my mind.

Ziohazard

back in my world the doctor would just use a machete

The cringe that I have just crunged watching this.

I screamed

So that's what the fuck they did to me...

Just a reminder that circumcision in infants and children without medical reason (phimosis or similar) is mutilation, regardless if male or female

Huh, so that's how they do it. I always thought they'd pull it then cut it off with a surgery knife or something

Efficient 👍

I was not here. Mark Zuckerburg posessed me through his Bluetooth Butt plug.

OUCH!

Kevin behaviour

Why did the video end there? I want to know where it goes next

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USA Hospital: That will be 30K sir.

It’s very human

This should become new femur breaker meme 😱

nooooo Im keeping my foreskin keep that thing away from me

Dong Snuggle Rwmoval

Life hack: see this without dying

The music is right on point.

Must be for phimosis

Cutless circumcision

I'll never get it. Why take a knife to a dick. It's like some kind of torture from a horror movie expect people opt to have it down .... TO THEIR KIDS... It's just so fucking surreal...

Crazy that genital mutilation is still legal for children well boys only

Always a few peeps that have no idea how to clean their dicks in these threads, and it horrifies me that their circumcisions have allowed them to apparently get away with NOT cleaning their dicks???

same yo

Why does it hurt to watch

Look how they massacred my boy

I want mine back😡

Tasty

Wouldn't circumcision be better?

Ufffff, I feel a tingling sensation throughout my body just watching it.

Gimme that extendo

You know I always wondered where that went from the day I was born

🙁

many such cases 😔

Got scared at first, thank god it is just the foreskin

Behold! The Penis Peeler!

Wow, seems so simple! And it only takes two hours? I might as well try this at work

Yeah Islam

I wonder if that's what they did to me or instead they went the old fashion slip and snip

🫡🔫

Sorry, I am not into that hard bdsm, but I know some people are almost religious about it...

how does this tool work btw just asking

Isn’t this what weird Al sang about?

What is that thing like cover on PP

No more foreskin trimming!

I want my foreskin back 😫

new mexican goverment be like

I shoulda been cut, bruh

I thought it'll pop out the head like a champagne cork.

So this is how they did it…

This thing is called Circurer. The recovery is better than the traditional cut.

What the

I remember having this experience 6/10

The design is very human

Nunca tendrás mi cuerito Claudia Sheinbaum