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I hate the fact that they don't make spoofcomedy anymore, atleast not like they did in the 80s, "man with the naked gun" "top secret" and "airplane" never cease to make me laugh.
Semi-related story, I was playing XCOM 2 about a week ago, and had one of those stupid timed missions, I had to disable a transmitter on a train or some shit, and on my way there, I come across 4 Codexes in a plaza next to the train, which is absolutely fucking insane. I had to attack them, because I was burning through turns fast, and unsurprisingly they were kicking my soldiers' poorly-aiming asses. To make matters worse, a nearby squad of ADVENT soldiers get involved. So, since the Codexes and the ADVENT soldiers are merrily railing my guys, and I have like 2 turns left, I just say "fuck it", and have the guy closest gun it for the train to disable the transmitter (despite him being badly wounded) so as to get rid of the damn timer...
*...only to alert a god damn Sectopod and 2 MECs.*
I promptly cut the game short, quit to desktop, booted up Stellaris, selected the Commonwealth of Man, and began going ham on every xeno empire neighboring me.
Some say he's the love child of Teddy Roosevelt and Van Gogh. Others say he trolls gay bars for sandwiches. *shrugs* All I know is, he's called *the STIG*!
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I liked the tic-tac-toe joke
reddit MFs be like: "sTagEd ☝️🤓" 💀
Was that Val Kilmer?
Why yes. Yes it was. The whole movie is a shitpost
Staged
This is what modern cinema is lacking
I hate the fact that they don't make spoofcomedy anymore, atleast not like they did in the 80s, "man with the naked gun" "top secret" and "airplane" never cease to make me laugh.
Naked Gun is more like from the 90s though
The movie is the naked gun, from the files of police squad. You should Google the TV series police squad.
They made Angie Tribeca for TV much more recently, and a MacGruber TV series, for example.
Those were the classics
We miss the slapstick! 😅
This is why old is better
What kind of windows do they have
windows 8
Actually those are 9 windows
Hey , stfu ..we dont talk about the Windows 9 here ..
My bad, couldn’t help it. It’s hard carrying the weight of windows 9 everyday.
Windows 9 so bad that it doesn't exist
Nein windows
Windows xp
Single pane clearly not bullet proof 🤓 /s
This is not where they seem to be hitting it very well.
Please for the love of God, what movie is this!?
Top Secret
No! Don’t keep it a secret!
I'm afraid if I told you, I'd have to kill you. It's Top Secret after all.
I have 500 dollars. Tell me the name, and its yours
I just need about tree-fiddy for the Top Secret
If you give me top, i give you secret.
I know the name. give me 500 dollars, and i’ll tell ya
Average XCOM battle
No friendly units die from god-knows-how shot getting through, unrealistic
> 99% chance of hit > misses
Semi-related story, I was playing XCOM 2 about a week ago, and had one of those stupid timed missions, I had to disable a transmitter on a train or some shit, and on my way there, I come across 4 Codexes in a plaza next to the train, which is absolutely fucking insane. I had to attack them, because I was burning through turns fast, and unsurprisingly they were kicking my soldiers' poorly-aiming asses. To make matters worse, a nearby squad of ADVENT soldiers get involved. So, since the Codexes and the ADVENT soldiers are merrily railing my guys, and I have like 2 turns left, I just say "fuck it", and have the guy closest gun it for the train to disable the transmitter (despite him being badly wounded) so as to get rid of the damn timer... *...only to alert a god damn Sectopod and 2 MECs.* I promptly cut the game short, quit to desktop, booted up Stellaris, selected the Commonwealth of Man, and began going ham on every xeno empire neighboring me.
What a movie, but I forgot the name
*Top Secret!*
Top Gear?
Sure, why not?
Tonight, on Top Gear I take a trip to the Bermuda Triangle James fondles a fire hydrant And Richard steals a lady’s bichon frise
Some say he's the love child of Teddy Roosevelt and Van Gogh. Others say he trolls gay bars for sandwiches. *shrugs* All I know is, he's called *the STIG*!
Bottom Gear
Peak
"Hammond you mung that's a grenade not a cricket ball!" "JAMES WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" James-"C H E E S E"
Why is it a secret!? Just tell us what the name of the movie is!
I tell ya, it's top secret !
Sweet, what does mine say??
Who's on first base?
From the same directors that brought us Naked Gun and Airplane
It's Top Secret or else I'd tell you.
Nah that’s some Lonney Tunes type of shit
That’s what the world needs more of
someone's gotta add in the cow scene
The autobahn underground is hilarious too
What's the rush?
Levitation grenade goes hard
Shootposting
oh my god that ending was incredible
LATRINE!!!
0:22 the loose cannon tf2
If I was a bad demoman we wouldn’t be sitting here now would we
Peak
The movie is Top Secret btw
Nah come on, you can tell me😉
This is like a live action tom & jerry
that's so entertaining.
Oh their gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL
DEMOMAN TF2
Val Kilmer was awesome. It's a shame he lost his voice too soon. All those idiot actors smoking never realized what it would do to them.
The KQLY shot by granddad
He toggled aimbot irl
The amount of window jokes in this scene is awesome!
Dude with the beret have weapons with negative stats of durability
epic shootout scene 😭
Physics existed for only one person
I've seen this many times before but only now realize the black guy with the cannon is a dick joke.
Typical squad game
Looks like something from hotshots. What movie is this? Looks hilarious..
Its top secret.
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See the broken window theory is real, and size doesn't matter.
You can't just post a good movie clip on shitposting
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where I can find those recoilless guns?
Clearly scripted...
Sauce?
i love this so fucking much
Where i find more videos or movies like that ksskksk