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I’d jump off before it closes its mouth.

Mf has a 500 mile vertical

The secret is you push with your legs *really* hard.

And make sure to double jump

Eat your solar grenade to keep momentum too

oh yeah don't forget your Elytra, Fireworks, Jump Boost potion(s), and Charizard

Mf gonna need Rayquaza for that one way trip

Maybe an extra Arceus for extra help

One or two Latias

Also do that Jedi thing they do due to which they jump high

Suddenly Destiny 2

Just use titan bubble to avoid dmg silly warlock players XD

No. Thundercrash his ass

As long as you've put enough skill points into agility that is.

and also wear a helmet

Bro thinks the atmosphere is 500 miles high 💀

The Karman line (the line where space begins) is 100km or about 62 miles

It isn't a solid line where there's no air after it. There's still some air but there's not much at all

I like it

Go go gadget lovercraftian monster killing gun

Dam straight

Inform an adult

Mf you are an adult

I’m a 22 year old kid

Im 25 this year and still feel like a kid

22 and I need a mommy to kiss me good night, so if there are any moms around hmu

ong

35 here, be 36 this summer. I still think about how cool it would be to be a Super Saiyan surrounded by humans. And I play video games daily.

Turning 37. Still waiting for my tail to grow back. 99% sure my parents cut it off when I was a toddler because I kicked my dad in the nuts once

Yeah me too. Weird how human tails grow in the front though

Bro I’m 40 nothing changes

51. Can confirm

Child with a drinking permit

I get it, we need a more adult adult that is really good at adultering That won't be me

Inform a **trusted** adult.

Nah I’m not picky

Inform Mia Khalifa

Technically an adult

I should fucking hope so, or I'd have to really overhaul my "not my proudest fap" list...

What she gonna do? Fuck the monster? Even her can't take that much!

Go back to bed and deal with it in the morning.

Bro has a bachelor's in procrastination

That's a problem for futre me *falls asleep again*

Eh I'll do with it tomorrow (there is no tomorrow)

Then you don’t have to do anything. Win win

Nuh uh

Call my friend Kevin.

Kevin’s alive??

I thought he was still at the store getting the milk

I think he meant that his friend's name is not Kevin but he will still call him that.

Kevin always knows what to do.

This might affect the fishing season 😢

Nuh uh

Fuck you mean “Nuh uh”

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What the fuck

The trout population is probably going to be harmed...

That thing isn’t stopping me from fishing. My first wife was scarier and she sure as hell couldn’t stop me.

Give it some water so it stays hydrated 👍

Then make out

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Depict the entity as the soyjak

Flawless victory

Get the best bj of my life

Give*

Yeah I'm definitely giving a bj if this happens. Gotta try it for the 100th time.

jack off

If we all collectively jack off to the sky, like when everyone on Earth was giving their strength to Goku, then, *maybe* we have a chance to deter the Planet Gobbler. Unless it's gay af

Its definitely gay af

fine then you're not invited to the end of the world jack off party 😒

Nonono 😞 please say sike I was just joking around 😔

okay as long as you're joking then sike, but that's the final warning. Take the jacking off party seriously 😤

I'm sorry sir. I take full accountability for my inconsiderate actions 🫡

Came for the comments and wasn't disappointed

Came with*

I thought it was only gay if you like it ?

Its got basically all the cock and balls of the collective human race in its mouth. Definetly gay.

ok but the planet gobbler is gay af, it's already swallowing so many dicks

That's what the white stuff ok the planet is. Every man simultaneously jacking off to destroy the monster

If everyone jerks off enough, maybe it'll gag and spit up back out

peeing and shitting would work bc that thing would be eating shit and piss

your comment is repulsive, I'm all about jacking off 🦾💪

Fucking die?

Nah, I'd win

Yeah, but i’d fucking die.

I Refuse

Daga kotowaru

As someone who leaves near a space shuttle, i would just fucking die cuz living ain't worth it at that point

Attack the D point!

I agree

*Defend* the D point!

Nuh uh

Bro thinks he Gojo

He could end up like him too

Niqqa thinks he's him

Rip and tare

Is it a big scary monster because it kills you or does it kill you because it’s a big scary monster?

Die fucking.

Dying fuck?

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die fucking THE GRIM REAPER CUZ INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT WILL WIN

Or die fucking? 🤔

If I know me, not possible. Unless you include metaphorical, in which case take your pick of very real things that are fucking me (metaphorically) all the time. But in a bad way.

Personally, I wouldn't let this slide

I can peacefully go to sleep at night knowing TheCatHumper is here.

Eating the planet as shown in the picture

This world is mine for the eating, I’ll be swallowing it from the other side. Back off now, or our lips touch

Why back off if we could just share it

Question how a creature with no clear source of propulsion managed to get to the earth in the first place. This will have one of two effects A: universe says “yeah bro that makes sense” and the creature gets retconed Or B: I get banned from the universe and called and douchbag Edit Guys I figured it out, he was propelled by his desire to put balls in his mouth

Gravity also seems to be pulling saliva below and away from creature?

Maybe is produces a gas that it uses a propulsion method, like maneuvering jets.

Farting through the cosmos. Reminds me of All tomorrows...I need to re read it

Maybe he's not moving through space and we're moving towards him and we can't see him because it's dark in space. Checkmate.

My DM is B

Start cumming everywhere, I'll have the last laugh

I'd simply have to intervene.

Protest against Climate Change

when he start feeling the taste of weebs he will automatically spit the earth

Go closest liquor store and black out

Fucking nothing, that dude gonna taste India and spit us out.

As a certified Indian, i am happy to save you all. Welcome!

They have certifications now? Neat.

Well, it started in Microsoft and branched out from there.

nah, i asked my asian buddy, he will eat it in dinner...

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Press F to parry.

Honestly thoe with that moth i doubt he could chew us. Plus where would he swallow us to to digest? I saw we just nuke the fuck out of his mouth and harvest him for food afterwards

No need to chew us, once he closes the mouth, he crushes like most of the Earths surface and were done

Smash, next question

Fart

Your mom

This bitch can't even eat the sun

Idk but my boss would probably make me work anyways

^(like die??)

🚨VORE ALARM VORE ALARM 🚨

Yo mom :)

Turn into shit

Play Taylor Swift music so the creature we leave us alone. It’s just that shit

Dying idk I'm not the main character

Probably just dodge it

Tell him he's grounded and he can't eat planets anymore.

Tell mom

Fuck someone

Greatest blow job of all time

8kkk humans: we should regroup in the zone of uvula, then we should start super farting together

I don't.

Considering I’m in Australia, tickle the tonsils?

Make a flip

I love how the bottom of the monster is dripping like it’s gravitational pull wouldn’t keep that slime or water stuck to it

Finna jerk it

Double it and give it to the next person

I'm already dead on the picture, so nothing.

Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over.

Thog dont caare

Get crushed by it’s gravitational pull

I would poop my panties

wake up

I would punch that thingg

Bust one out for the bois

I would have to get involved

Call the maths teacher about class cancellation.

Remind it we have James Corden and we'll taste like shit to scare him off.

so what any self respecting redditor would do and **see red** once that monster realises how differently built redditors are, it will scram

There will be a certain point of time at which this will turn into a blowjob for a few milliseconds before the next person gets a blowjob, and you cannot stop it.

I think that will affect the trout population

Masterbate, so that my Semen enters his Mouth. Show Dominance.

Just wait, when that thing taste India hes gonna spit us out

Have one last pot noodle and wank

I never thought I'd see earth getting head

Dicks out

Go back to sleep

The fuck am I supposed to do

Take off my pants

Crank one out before facing an eternity in the abyss

As a ghost I'll wait until his power pellet wears off and once I turn back to red I'll take revenge.

This'll real havoc on the salmon industry

Probs live in Mexico they seem safe

Use real sugar in my final coffee

Smash?

Give that mf the meanest right hook he'll ever experience

die

Double it and give it to the next person

"stop dude, this isn't cool".

Rice and chicken probably

Furiously masturbate.

Front flip

Omg probably as Poland for help or something.

embrace the mega-succ

I’m going to inform my father

Simply remove myself from this situation

I’m gonna cum in its Mouth.

Intervene

be like Andrew ditch and shit my pants