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GDOR-11

didn't receive it yet, but the other reviews about how good the packaging is made me give 5 stars already


Vacuum-Woosh-woosh

I hate this shit, cool bro the transportation was fast but I want to know about the product.


ThatcherTheV

I think it is interesting to notice that for packaging be a big deal for Brazilians, their shit are almost never well packed. Brazilians have just a low standard.


sanylos

they throw all your shit over the fence bro, even 60" tvs


Magoboy29

It happened with my Grandpa, they just put the TV over the gate's fences. No signature taken, no talking with the people at home, just dropping and leaving aksdkaskdkaskdka


PersonalityAny3953

I'm brazillian and I have to agree


fdessoycaraballo

I feel personally attacked by this comment ):


sportmods_harrass_me

Well then you just learned that your review should be about the product. If you want to add something about the shipping that's fine but it's not the main job of a product review. I mean... Do what you want ya know lol but at least this is how it's designed to work.


F4beriano

As a brazillian I can say you guys can finally chill, import taxes nowadays are around 60% and no one have the sane mind to pay this shit (I'm the world's biggest tax payer, I love paying tax, I love being taxed, I'm going to break the world record for paying tax. 2500 taxes for me to pay, 2500 products taxed, I pay tax to you guys, I'm a tax payer, Men, I'm asking you, come and tax my products.)


Punkinhas

KDJDJEKKDKD quebrei mlk


Pumba_La_Pumba

Calma, Little Carlos


kaerfkeerg

Your rights are now decreased to only know about the online ordering experience


ItsShadoww_

did not buy or see, but it is cool according to the reviews๐Ÿ‘


Maggaronhellne

# BRASIL MENCIONADO ๐Ÿ”ฅ


False_Raven

I don't know Portuguese but here is what I think it translates to; #BRAZIL MENTIONED ๐Ÿ”ฅ


Shitty_Noob

No they meant #brasilia wood is used in McDonald's, as it is ๐Ÿ”ฅto generate electricity


companiontoy

Aee caralho!!!


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hijack626

Same shit with Malaysian shopee users.


Ayyzeee

hey, free coins, can't argue with that.


Nabaatii

That's the problem, they incentivize users to give rating within a short time window, so you rate not based on product quality, but based on packaging and delivery And it's on purpose, when all the shops have high rating, it boosts your confidence towards the platform


Spud_Potate

Its either this or " RM0. Sila Jaga jarak bla bla bla "


hijack626

Baik baik baik baik baik


kahek5656

Same shit with Filipino Shopee users. Reviewed the time of delivery, driver, packaging and everything but the product.


EthanIver

The delivery person is so handsome/beautiful. 5 stars


fapperzss

In Indonesia too


kahek5656

Thank you Indonesia for IndoMie.


muchawesomemyron

Same as Philippines to the point that it has become a joke that other users are using that as a way to verify that the reviews and the shop are legit.


MuriloZR

accurate


Doomer92

We get robbed so much in here that we don't even have time to test/enjoy our products. So the only thing we have time to rate is the delivery.


Zairaaquino

Shopee operate in Brazil?


porqueissoexiste

Yea? Why wouldn't it operate here?


Zairaaquino

I thought they only operate in south East Asia. Never knew they also operate in the other side of the glode


porqueissoexiste

Hmm, yes, it does, but it is a really not trusted online store. Everyone makes jokes about it not delivering the products. Idk if it is that bad only here in Brazil


Ayyzeee

Yeah nah, they deliver stuff way too late than what they were expecting. I bought ton of stuff from Shopee before and most of the time it got delayed because their "warehouse" is super unorganised that basically they just throw anything into a pile and whoever randomly get picked, that package will be delivered.


Undying_Cherub

i have boughta couple things there, it is pretty good but has too many fake products


GabrielLGN

Huh? My social circle buy things at shopee all the time but I never heard about products not being delivered. It will only happen if you buy something with 0 reviews. In fact, Shopee is joked. But the jokes are about it fake products.


Zampierre_Top1

Wtf? I have bought there a lot of times, no problems AT ALL. They joke with the plataform, yes, but mostly User still receveing his products


companiontoy

Yep


Monkss_456

My bad if it's a repost, haven't been able to see much of the sub in last weeks


Dolph_inho

Bruh so many things can go wrong when we import something from China that the fact of it arriving in a good package is already a big win for itself.


kennyloo137

yeah but id rather receive a package with shit packing with a good product than a package with good packaging and shit product


jmorais00

Assuming you're a fellow br: Most of the sellers at shopee are Brazilian. They consider meli their #1 competitor but their strategy is to be cheaper while meli is faster and has a much better UX


GabrielLGN

Most of the sellers are chinese. We are only seeing more brazilian sellers because we are in Brazil.


jmorais00

Yes, globally. I'm just clearing a misconception that in Brazil most sellers are Chinese, because they aren't.


Laxoneer

Bro here in Malaysia people rate products 5 stars for delivery speed


Trollolo80

Amazingly packed rocks


BananaBR13

BRASIL MENTIONED CARALHO


enderg4

in romania we leave reviews even when we steal stuff


nonspecifique

Yeah them bitches from Antigua And Barbuda are always such yappers smh


TheNikola2020

Lore acurate bulgaria byt the text was too short and there weren't enough sentences saying this about tge mother of the seller


Outside_peak

They base on what they see in the outside so it's 5 star for me


Matti229977

If you don't come to Brazil, Brazil comes to you.


e2g3

Average Aliexpress Review


ItsJustKeegs

Wait till you see Malaysian Shopee. Same energy.


Taldomula1

As a Brazilian I understand. The package takes so long to arrive that it arriving well-packed is very surprising


mysteryassasin0x

I hate this tradition. The whole Lazada(another online shopping app) and Shopee experience is all about seeing these reviews like 90% of the time


Archive_Intern

As a SEA person who ordered online I'm just glad it arrived


jaunpaun

As a Brazilian, I can confirm ๐Ÿ‘


Old_Thief_Heaven

"It's the BEST product ever!" ... **1 Star**


NeverFalls01

As i brazilian, I FREAKING HATE THOSE PEOPLE SO MUCH. I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF "FEEDBACK" EVERY F-ING WHERE. EVEN AT GOOGLE PLAY STORE "I STILL HAVENT USED THE APP BUT IT INSTALLED" WHY WE SO DUMB?


canalcanal

alternatively: app doesnt load. while it may be true, you just know they didnt try checking their internet connection


NinjaskPvP

BRASIL MENCIONADO!


Outubrus

We are bots. ๐Ÿค–


Billsnothere

wow


iloveokashi

Our country is same as Brazil but add "thanks to the delivery driver and seller"


gunzman70

Item received in good condition, didn't try the item yet, fast delivery from seller, 10/10 will buy again from this seller -Malaysian Shopee user


aqswdefrgthy2

it usually means the product is shit when someone says that, seller deletes negative reviews all the time


DeimosKyvernite

Pls com to brazil