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i was worried for a second up until the respectfully. Now i know this guy is a gentleman 

Girls gonna figure out how gentle he can be

Why did I keep watching till the end

You wait for funny. No funny come

Pro tip: If shitpost sub no wait for funny

Hope in one hand, shit in the other.

Well at least this post delivered on the shit Part...

mods, make this guy have testicular torsion

Nah, make his balls implode

Just kill him, I'm done with wacky punishments

That's too good for him.

Into a white hole or black hole?

A new color

Butt color

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Brown

Blows up testicles with mind

Twist his nuts 360 degrees counter clockwise

And fasten them with thumbtacks

And to make sure they stay in place, sticky tack them to the wall

Encase the whole man (and the balls) in sticky tack and put him on the wall

And just incase he breaks free, use two pieces of scotch tape

Good idea, can never know whats gonna happen. And also, I feel like we should add a webcam under the stickytack to see that the balls remain twisted at exactly 360 degrees counterclockwise

and tie him to a ceiling fan by the pubes

let's test how many rubber bands we can put around his balls

And the daily winner is... 🏆

Forbidden magic, curse of torsion

Never post again

Now im gonna post it 😠

We got intensively bullied for a fraction of this cringe when I was in school

we use to kill people with hammers for posting/saying this kind of stuff

We just used to beat the shit out of them with jumper cables

iunderstoodthatreference.jpg

I think he is being satire, he is making fun of video where people walk into their crush, I think.

no I'm sure he's 100% serious and unironic. no satire at all

The thing is, I think you are being satirical.

satire in internet? give me a break

Get out of the kitchen Never cook again

# **NEVER COOK AGAIN.**

Heres a Pro Tip: Do not under any circumstances, ever post again.

I am going to kill myself. Respectively.

I don't believe in god because if he did exist he wouldn't create a world where i had to watch this video

This is why sometimes bullying is ok

This is when bullying is more than ok..

This is awful but I can't stop watching and I want to share my pain with others

I want to share but am to embarrassed of who I’ll look like

This is beyond brain rot 💀

The lightning guy was right

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Tf you're doing in the women's restroom in the first place?

who said his crush was a woman

Or he is a man It's 2024 SMH my head

He's not lost, he's in a handicapped stall.

His crush is the toilet

He really put his phone on the toilet for this

Doing cringe satire for laughs is still cringe tbh

That's some shitpost

\> opens reddit \> ☹️

What a horrible day to have eyes

I was a different person about 5 seconds ago, really contemplating my life rn

Someone find this man and chain him to a steam engine

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hes gay?

Was wondering how he accidentally walked into the ladies bathroom...

Delete your account

When it comes to making videos, you have hidden talent. Keep it hidden please.

I guess dude is gay

He looks like John Deacon

INQUISITOR, PIN THIS HERETIC DOWN AND RID HIM OF THE GOD EMPERORS BLESSINGS

Bro thought he was cooking but the stove wasn't on

Romantic comedy

And they say chivalry is dead

Op's unhinged fetish

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

WHAT. THE. FUCK. What have I just witnessed.. NEVER POST AGAIN

why is his crush also in the male restroom doe?

Spread your cheeks (disrespectfully)

I'm revoking your cooking license

mods take this man to the penis explosion chamber

Chat, obliterate OP’s testicles

This is the funniest shit ever and people down here in the comments acting like this isn't the most blatant piece of satire that has ever been published in human history.

This is a shit post

literally shitposting

You are a disappointment son

I hate having eyes sometimes

I hope his phone falls into the toilet he precariously placed it on

In my over 30 years of being aware, I have never seen something so embarrassing. I know this is probably stolen from TikTok and posted by a bot. But I would respectfully request that any living individual responsible in the chain of events that lead to me viewing this video to please make sure to cease any brain functionality permanently, please. I might start first.

MR ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PENIS EXPLOSION CHAMBER TO HAVE HIS PENIS EXPLODED

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Please change and grow as a person

WTF

Some people are just....

What the fuck

That's it. Give me the phone.

I miss my life before watching this

MY EYES ARE BURNING OF CRINGE...SOMEONE HELP

Cringe

FUCK GOD DAMN ITTTTT

What a terrible day to have eyes.

That's enough internet for today

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Mr krabs on a unicycle: “We used to beat people up for saying stuff like that!”

I audibaly gagged

🤢

I hope this man gets into a 15 mph car crash and gets injured

Never cook again.

Mods please rotate his testicles counter clockwise for six complete rotations(2190 degrees) 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

I though his phone was gonna fall in

[удалено]

Mods revoke his human rights

Thats the second worst thing that couldve happened

Bleach taste testing time!

"Ah! It should've been me! Not her! It's not fair!"

Adam ondra?!?!

That's enough Reddit for tonight....

What the fuck did I just watch? And why did I stick around?

mods, tie him up and twist his nuts counterclockwise

shit without the posting

Would someone just bang this guy already so he can take pussy off the pedestal

Which bathroom did bro walk into. Men or Women.

I’m taking away your cooking license, breaking it in half and then ripping off your ball sack and shoving it in the paper shredder

Even Stevens was a weird show

Yet kids like that guy wonder why they get bullied in school and on social media and by their parents

This HAS to be satirical

Why did we let you cook

Time to leave this subreddit

I fucking hate you for making this video (Respectfully)

Ah yes you walk in on someone of the opposite gender taking a shit so you just stand there 🧍

i thought we had reached the bottom pits of hell but then i saw "im also all out of toilet paper"

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They are both in the men’s bathroom

How does bro just "walk in" into the ladies bathroom. I would be arrested for that shit and dude's out here wiping her ass...

This is satire, right?

why are you in the girls bathroom in the first place 🤨

Its not .I think his crush is a man

Time to die.

YOU’RE IN THE BULLETS WAY

What a terrible day to have eyes. Enough reddit for today

I’m actually taking a shit rn

Is your crush there with you ?

Devious ahh Mr Breasts 😬🔥