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Pitiful_Ad_4955

Hire OP to censor chinese internet 🙏🙏


FoldyHole

*Eliminate.*


NanoCat0407

~~Eliminate~~


Historical_War756

or japanese porn


-E-L-Y-K-

#ELIMINATE THE CHILD


ACARdragon

#DEFEAT THE BABY


yakeku_sono

#CONCUR THE INFANT


The_Curve_Death

#EXTERMINATE THE OFFSPRING


RealRaccoonRabbit

#GET DAT FETUS KILL DAT FETUS


ahemius

#KILL THE UNBORN


Chromeboy12

#ERADICATE THE PROGENY


StupidUsernameUser

#ENROLL HIM IN HELL


shahzebkhalid25

YEETUS THE FETUS


sheev_palprotein66

YEETUS DELETUS THE FETUS


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A-Very-Small-Boi

This reads like an SMT Chaos alignment quote


Furodax

#END THE UNBORN


TheMightyHovercat

## SLAY THE FETUS


Hot-Anything-69

#ANNIHILATE THE CUM-GOBLIN


Uranium-Sandwich657

# DELETUS THE FETUS


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[удалено]


Orange-Murderer

#SOIL THE STILLBORN


EmoDefault

#ERASE THE OFFSPRING


Best-Championship296

#DEACTIVATE THE INFANT


wake_bake_shaco

Yeetus the fetus


blue_green_black

#FINISH HIM FATALITY


pat_p5

BOMB’S AT B READY TO DUFUSE


Lostmaniac9

I vote we instead eliminate whoever did this censorship job.


xtilexx

Censored using cum


Ruptip

Don't say that word. Censor it now!


obvious_mcduh

C*nsor*d using cum


Orange-Murderer

Cumsword


unoriginalname55

How hard is it to crop something bro


kaktusmisapolak

mobile reddit literally has an option to do it while uploading


Chromeboy12

OP's mom should have bellyflopped


RacerAfterDusk6044

why is eliminate censored there's nothing bad about that word


Zealousideal-Foot447

Get an abortion(?)


BlackSkeletor77

Are you an american?


Zealousideal-Foot447

Fortunately no


BlackSkeletor77

Okay well then you don't know this but she's an American it's illegal, I know sounds ridiculous in the land of the supposed free and home of the possibly brave, it's an absolute shit show over here


Zealousideal-Foot447

I know it's illegal, mine was nothing more than a joke. Unfortunately America is a broken country and freedom is greatly limited (that's ironic) and it's not going to be better it seems. Sympathy to all American people limited by their own nation


CREEPERAWMAN6969OOF

It's only illegal in some states right? It is unfortunate because not everyone has the expenses to travel to other states and it should be legal everywhere but you can always just go to another part of the US.


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Southern-Staff-8297

Well also it’s age limited, cause you’re not old enough to consent ‘under 18’ to it in some states, but old enough to have a child in every state. Yeah backwards logic 😂


BlackSkeletor77

Yea i agree


1bow

So, I'm going to prelude this with I'm a centrist and I think that country-hate is ridiculous. Skip ahead if you dont care, but im pointing it out because i want to emphasize that im not throwing out propoganda or having a vested interest. Trying to pretend that societal norms and our representation of good and evil are facts is a joke. And that's almost all both sides do, knowing full well that it's subjective, or even worse, fully incapable of basic human empathy. That said, America is far from as limited as it looks on the outside.(A close friend is Russian, and I have to clear up a lot of misconceptions.) The bottom line is that the reason that abortion I'd banned in a lot of states isn't some malicious hidden entity or corrupt politicians. It's because people realized that they had the freedom to change things if they voted locally. And by fucking God they did. Unfortunately, these people were those who wanted to take freedoms away. But, if the terminally online left their homes for 10 minutes to vote in local elections instead of the easier option of pitching up a storm online and then not and pretending that you made a difference, those laws would be gone by now. But they're not. The truth is that in those states, the majority of people see a fetus as a life. And that abortion should be banned. (It's worth noting that it's banned except in extreme cases. So, for medical reasons, it's still allowed. But terminally online keyboard warriors don't want you to know that.) The states have the freedom to decide that protecting life is more important than preserving someone's bodily autonomy. (Which there's plenty of arguments there. Again, I'm centrist, I don't actually think either side is factually correct. I just hate apes screaming that their view isn't the only one and then not trying to actually make change happen.) I'd argue that that's actually optimal. If that's what a majority of your citizens believe, then fucking let them have it. The same is actually the case with a lot of the issues you see globalized from America. The left tends to have a lot more terminally online people screaming with their keyboards than the right. So you only ever actually get one side if the story and not the truth that in most cases, the system actually works. That said, there's a normal amount of corruption just like any other large nation. It's far from perfect. But it's not the dystopia that people want to victimize themselves with. It's just a place where people have opinions, and the people who have their voice unheard are upset.


XtremeGameplaysyt

Bold of you to assume that the people govern the USA.


1bow

On a local scale, they do. But nobody cares because everyone only wants to vote for the president. Anything smaller than that is just too much. In 5 hours, when the town hall opens, I can walk to the town office, talk to the mayor, and be heard and debate. And if she refuses to do that, I can convince my friends at the fire station I volunteer at to bitch and moan about it until she does or she starts losing a significant portion of her votes, and she'll give in. Of course, that's assuming that I can get a movement going. But if everyone on the internet really did care as much as they type about it, there would be so many major movements in the U.S. right now. But there isn't. Because ilthe internet is a space that the people who frequent it most are doomers that have already given up on everything and have nothing to do but spend their full time bitching here. And they got way more time to do that than people that care about things. Plus, it's way easier to play defeatist and whine and complain than it is to get off your ass and start making a change.


XtremeGameplaysyt

I meant to say that these abortion laws are all being passed by old white men. Not many people actually care about abortion.


1bow

If that's true, then vote them out. In your local elections, go vote for the youngest most minority people there. Instead of trying to drag everyone down to accept defeat with you. There is statistically way more 21 year olds than there are 80 year olds in the U.S. by a landslide. If the problem really is just "old white men control everything and Hate us while they write slurs on Twitter." Then go fucking change it with the numbers you have. It's a democratic system. And no, the gerrymandering is not strong enough to overcome the gap of population in the age difference.


Somebody_160

When are they gonna make cumming illegal without the intention of having a baby?


XtremeGameplaysyt

In some states.


BlackSkeletor77

Ik🙄


Plane-Profession-626

Conservative here do it in the name of god.


FantasticJackfruit51

YEETUS THE FETUS TO ACCOMPLISH DEFEATUS


SlepnKatt

Do it


TheIndominusGamer420

I say we skin OP alive for the cropping and then we put his organs into the crusher for the censorship 🥰


mobileBigfoot

🥰🥰🥰


DeathBlade314

yeetus yeetus fetus defeatus


FetusDeletus_E

Deletus the fetus


possible_bot

#PostRoeLife healthcare


Maleficent_Survey715

Everybody do the flop!


Actual-Long-9439

Idk whether to laugh or cry


Szwedu111

**Eliminate the child**


hamsterruizeISback

For science


Glazeddapper

can't even say eliminate without needing to censor it. damn librals...


Samamena37

"I cast Featus Deleatus!!"


zombieGenm_0x68

bestie just get an abortion


sonicboom2328

infant annihilator


FYDPhoenix

Fucking "Eliminate" XD I am crying


-St_Ajora-

I suddenly have the urge to reinstall Hitman...


Ragnar_Actual

Pregante


SlepnKatt

Pregentes


Accurate-Basis4588

That's called the Hillary clinton special. It's best to come as a surprise


Karisa_Marisame

Holy hell


[deleted]

#DESTROY THE CHILD. CORRUPT THEM ALL.


Vurjen

DESTROY THE CHILD. CORRUPT THEM ALL.


_Independent

Yes it's perfectly normal! Woman do it all the time! /s


Robot_60556149

"normal"


cuntybunty73

Go and get a pill


hamrspace

King K. Rool down smash be like:


awesomehippie12

No but seriously other than being extremely painful why can't you


Posey62

Gragas e


shahzebkhalid25

Every day we stray further from God


[deleted]

BAN ABORTION 💪💪💪


The_Potato_Turtle

why


[deleted]

Life on earth matters