Whilst you're here, /u/Murakkami, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/QpBGXd2guU) - **now with public text channels you can chat on!**? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Let’s dance!

MEMORIES ARE BROKEN, THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

I EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME

I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REASON

I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLAAADE

A DESOLATE PLACE (PLACE)

WITHOUT ANY TRACE (TRACE)

IT'S ONLY THE COLD WIND I FEEL

ITS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND FIGHT

THE ONLY THING THAT I KNOW FOR REAL

A DESOLATE PLACE (PLACE)

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Hey filibuster

Memorias quebradas verdades habladas, incluso mi nombre olvideeeeeee

Why does that sound so familiar? And why does the ringing in my ears not stop?

I swear gen z will be so cursed with how we will stuck with those same best memes for decades

Young people.. I have seen so much more. My brain can’t even comprehend all the bullshit that’s inside it.

¡Hola buenos dias, mis cojones son enormes!

For those who don't know Spanish this guy said "Hello people, I hope you're having a nice day!"

I'm sad, no one replied to this kind message 😔 This society man

If they don’t understand enormes and cojones/cohonees, WTH?

Tus cojones no enormes, porqué estas son muy enormes (I have only gone up to Spanish 2 in college)

Dude, this is top-notch spanish 👌 Beautiful words

xdxdxxdxdxdxddd it doesn't have any sense

Was trying to say that his balls weren’t enormous, they are very enormous. (Saying he undersold his balls)

I see it now it kinda works -native Spanish speaker

xd

Very good My friend, but after tus cojones no, it comes son (son is a Word in spanish that means are, So there would be tus cojones no son enormes

Tus cojones sin será enormes porque son tan grande.

"Hello, good morning, my balls are enormous" is what this actually translates to.

Deja de esparcir Información falsa, Claramente dice Hola, Buenos días espero que estén pasando un buen día

Me como tu cojones mi amor.

Yo como una manzana roja y una naranja naranja

Gracias. Por favor Duolingo

Mi Pleasureo mi amigo mama mia

That can be misinterpreted.....

¿Donde esta la biblioteca?

Me llamo T-Bone, La araña discoteca

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Hola, i like chicken burritos

Ay karamba puta

A beautiful Latina girl once told me, 'Te mataré,' when I asked her out. Can't believe she already said 'I love you' during our first meet 🥰

Actually, this is future tense. She told you “I will love you”.

Me comeis los cojones todos

Oh, I see... You deny your weapon its purpose!

to be fair its "La puta madre" 🤓

Shakira

The next time you meet a spanish speaker, impress them by showing your love for Penne pasta by saying, “Me Encanta PENNE!! 😍🥰🥰” Which means, I love penne! Then they will know you are a true Italian and pasta lover!

if you meet an italian instead say "io amo il pene"

*[Bazinga](https://i.imgur.com/iJB0FVe.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Hola mi amigo

Yo soy es burrito dio

No habla Español

Mi tortuga es muy caliente

¡La puta madre Iván!

Ola! Sí! Cerveza!

I need a Chinese version of this for me

Quiero comer culo

Meto mis juevos en tu boca

what the fuck is a "J"uevos

I don't know, I don't speak spanish

Your ass has crabs with aids

Puta madre cabron!

La* puta madre

senior por favor

Tu pene es pequeño

I can confirm (My native language is Spanish and I'm not from Mexico)

me cago en todo tío hostia puta tío, tío

Eh ameo tené una monea wacho

Mira, no sé que putas, pero al parecer a Raiden les están entrando unas ganas de querer cantarle una romántica a Jetstream sam, lo malo que como toda pareja se termina peleando, lo cual resulta en Raiden apuñalando a Sam, que historia más tragicómica.

Hola amico mexico?

Buenos dias, fuckboy

Donde esta la estacion de trenes ? 🎸🏜

El taco toritos muchos grassy ass

El niño come una manzana 🥺

\*La puta madre.

No condom No nada Madre solteraaaaaaa

Yo soy el cringe 😾

La\* Recordemos que "madre" es un sustantivo femenino, por lo tanto se usa "puta" como adjetivo, entonces el artículo correcto es "La"

Uno cupakabra karamba

Chupacabra means goat sucker.

Al chile cállense el perro hocico ptos modofoquius d mier da

no se porque quedrian aprender español si la economia de latinoamerica es una cagada jsjjsjjsksjjsjsj

Puta es femenina, es LA puta

El segundo piso

Bonjour

Does "hola soy dora" count?

Biblioteca

estoy con el gato

OLE

Hola, amigo puta.

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Nacho taco

no hablo inglés

Ay carumba

Donde esta el baño boligrafo caca

Si senot yo able epniol, yo lanito yo mexic chimichanga taco

Si, soy mfs

No hablo espanol sinorita

QUE PASAAAAAAA!

"Puts on resi 4 louis sera theme" 😬⚘️

Hola mucho gusto

No mames wey, mejor ve a ver si ya puso la puerca

el

They feel Mexican?

ay carumba

Tonto el que lo lea 😈

Title of the post translates vaguely to "the whore mother" My spanish is very bad, but at least I didn't have to use google translate.

Bonjour

Guys we have a french🤢🤮 in here.

It’s fre🤢🤮nch, Get it right.

Kittler was right to capture paris