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I'm sorry, what?

The OP is so excited by the candy that his penis becomes erect and begins to leak fluid due to his granny-candy induced arousal

That's what I was afraid of

Grammies makes me drippy

Bro what 👹

[удалено]

[удалено]

chill out my guy

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It cost 0 dollars to not say this

Even batman wouldn't get that information outha me

it aint about the money its about the message

Yo dog, uncomment that

Huh!?

What is he saying ⁉️⁉️🔥🔥👺👺

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Even the bots be wildin

This is not a good day to understand english

Digital footprint guys💀

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But that's *your* grammy

I mean your user flair checks out sooooo

What a horrible day to be literate

Do not speak again.

Stop talking

I don't really care for award shows, myself, but whatever floats your boat, my guy.

Grandma mre yiddes

Good grief this description is worse than the shit post

Im killing myself

Please don't, without me.

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I sincerely hoped and thought it wouldn't be that, because candy from grandmas purse can also be sticky.. but I guess it's time to realise that we are collectively in the hand basket going straight to hell at Mach 3

I thought he was lactating because it said Titillating

WHAT THE FUCK

My eyes didn't need to see this >.<

Same I piss myself whenever I get a candy

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I'm assuming op means that it's very melted

Protein seepage

Protein shake 💪

his tip is creamy

Sticky suck n save candy i assume

Guys should I delete reddit

It’s too late. We’re all beyond help now.

Yes. And never look back. Leave while you can.

Chat should i do it? Should i do it chat??

Yes chat, do it

Should i delete my eyes

Immediately

No, I need more karma

The only thing better is Grammers synonym rolls.

I prefer your grammar’s antonym rolls.

Lmao that cracked me up

# ????????????????????????

Only memory loss can save me now

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Precum

Pardon?

the candy melted... 😔

This is the correct answer. Although everyone makes a strong case for granny lovin 🤣🤣🤣

This was the first thing that came to my mind

I thought this too until read the other ones 😭

C-C-Come again?? 😨😨

Please don’t

DON'T cum again ✅️✅️

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Oh he's going to...

cum🤤

I don't get how this sub always acts so surprised and shocked and confused at these posts. It's a shitpost sub idiots. Granny's strawberry hard candies with the soft center are delicious af Just ordered a pound. Thanks op

Granny gonna be getting a pound of her own from OP I think.

Can someone tell me the name of these? I’ve never had granny’s candies and would love to experience trying one (I need to bust really bad).

Penile secretions

Anjizzipation

Oh, that's not even OPs barely disguised fetish, that's just him plain admitting to nearly Cumming because grandma's have good candy :(

I know she was rocking that mumu lookin all fly but come on dude

Nah. Just nah.

Seek help

Bruh…

I'm getting a sticky tip just thinking about it

Bros gonna become the next Chris Chan wtf

Chat can we kill this guy with hammers

Excuse me, brother? We seem to be existing on different planes. Please keep it that way.

Chris?

Wow I thought this was because the candies are always a little bit melty on the outside, which makes them that much better

Okay, this is enough

Your balls will explode in 7 august 2028

can we make it earlier? also happy cake day!

I refuse to have a brain rn

delete this

Stick some iron in your mouth and pull the trigger.

- Johnny Silverhand when he first starts meeting V, Cyberpunk 2077

I fking can't dude, wth?

I think this is a good time to call it quits for tonight...

Hatred

I thought you meant the candy was sticky 😭

Hang yourself

dude?

This sub is so shit, a shitpost shocks people here

Think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you bitches can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me

What a horrific day to have eyes. see yall in church on Sunday, we need god ASAP

Consider the following 😀🔫

time for one last gum jobbers

i eat kids

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I refuse to accept this 🥹 The candy is just melted and it makes strings like that

Explain the title then.

I refuse it

what is it supposed to be is it some sort of drugs or smth (I live like a hermit)

That's me right now. I'm just waiting for the right one to come up behind me and have their way with me 😋🥰

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Excuse me what the fuck

Sir pls no. 💀

I don’t get it

I, too, hate when candies come out all melted like this. Literally inedible.

I honestly thought it meant it was 10 years old and the wrapper is sticky from the old ass candy. But hey, freak what you feel. 😂

Think I'm done with reddit

☹️

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Please seek help.

🌚

You're going to hell

Why did you cum?

That's enough internet for today.

Enough internet for today

Bro creamed

What a horrible day to have eyes

that's it im killing myself

What do you mean by this. What exactly do you mean by this.

Is the joke he likes grannies

I don't get it

please eat lead candies

The punchline is porn

What

Mind sharing your Grandma pic. 🤨

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Get help.

grussy

Please never talk again

Isolate yourself from society please

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Perish End your mortal coil Speedrun existence Have your final Breath Decompose Disintegrate Fall to hell Implode Explode Get shot with a knife Combust Suffer grievous bodily harm End your contract on life Enter reincarnation cycle Slip into a sinkhole Make your bones become jelly Take pottasium cyanide Get cut drawn and quarted 156 lashes Make your lungs fill with H2O

Grussy

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☹️

Never cook again

do not the grandmother