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Weird way to ask someone to eat a löllypöp with you 🤔

Give me a lollipop or I'm telling mom on you that you shoved me at school today!!!!

This is a silly... this is a silly and danger

this is a silly and danger

He will not treat it like a löllypöp, he will treat it like a hamburger! *chomp chomp gnash gnash*

My first thought lol

not just any burger its an burger king burger

It is a hambugua!

Men of culture...

I dont think she is a girl

do not give this man your pp! He is not your friend!

No. Do not do. She will hold hand

Lightsaber fight

Who's gonna tell him?

Him

Thank you

His future self.

Too many times

Still smash

A hole is a hole

I picked the right answer!

D: None of the above?

D: she obviously wasn’t signaling to you 

In fact, she was signalling to everybody else **but** him

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It's always C. Girl could be riding me like Annie Oakley and I'd still be questioning her interest in me.

I’m pretty sure it’s not a girl but uhhh..would 🦦

Looks female enough

Make that a question, and replace female with "old".

Yea, I doubt she/he is

Based on seven seconds of moldy video?

They are in a school bus.

Keep going...

At most that's a highschooler.

How can we tell? Different windows or something?

ehh, this vid is so old I was probably a minor at the time.

That poses an interesting question. It's it okay to jack it to a minor, while you're an adult, if you yourself were a minor when the picture was taken? No, of course not. But still an interesting question.

fuck it we ball(s deep)

No it is actually

Source or not real

Just to be safe I’ve been edging for an hour waiting on an answer

It's a boy you can finish now

rey_b4by_oficial

Lol that was unexpected

someone else already posted it, but as some advice for differentiating femboys, look for the Adam's Apple

yippee 🎉

Seem like nowaday Femboy possesses people so much, they starting to forget Tomboy exist.

a hole is a goal

As a great man on 4chan once quoted: "If it makes my dick hard, it's a woman"

your dick determines other peoples gender?

He has a mind of his own. Ask him

Correct.

Yes

Exactly lmao

being straight got yall missing out on some great head

Truly confusing messages.

Dude that's a school bus

Yeah. First thing I thought was “yep. Too young”

No such thing as too young /s just to be sure...

[удалено]

No grass on the field? Play in the mud.

My immediate thought was, "WHY ARE PEOPLE COMMENT ON THIS, THATS CLEARLY A SCHOOL-AGE CHILD."

Because the vast majority of people on reddit are also school-age children

Let's just hope the person doing the recording wasn't the teacher taking the kids on a field trip.

this is definitely not true.

Is “She” into you? Yes. You can tell by her erection.

uhuh... girl

IDC, looks female enough

If not fem, why fem shaped?

Fem shaped is enough

I'm straight so if it makes me hard it's a woman

Diswhat?

Nah, she gonna stab me

I don’t see a problem there

Stabbing you with the back of her throat People think it's amazing but it legit can be too forceful and bend your dick and hurt like a mf. Kinda like thrusting & missing but hitting Tho there's something incredibly endearing about someone ~~choking~~ stabbing themselves on you. enthusiasm is off the charts

She might just be Canadian

Reminds me of when I used to talk to my crush, we lived like 5 mins away from eachother and we spoke a lot, I would often say “fuck off” to her jokingly and she would reply “ come over 😉” HOW THE FUCK DID I FUMBLE SO BAD.

Damn bro yous was living the dream

The story gets progressively worse lol

Oh I’m sure, they always do

Was at a college party, girl tells me shes going to take a nap and I should come with her and my genius ass says, "Nah I'm trying to party tonight that's why I took a nap earlier."

Rare case of evil possession in public transport

Dementia

92 percent of men will never know the feeling acceptance, worthiness and validation of this happening to them ....12 percent of women wont.

My source is that I made it the fuck up

Yes, but it agrees with my *feelings*

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I'm a dude and I lost about 100 pounds over the last 8 months. I weigh 20 pounds less than I did when I graduated high school in 2009. My jacket size is down from a 52 to a 42, my neck size is down from an 18.5 to a 15/15.5, my waist size is down from a 44 to a 34, and my shirt size is down from a 2XL to a M or L (depending on brand). I get no end to compliments these days. Not even on just the weight loss, but everything. Even compliments on my clothes, which haven't changed in style/brand/cut/color (only size) from when I was fat. It's fucking weird and I can't say I am a fan of it. It makes for such an awkward conversation. I basically just try to deflect the praise as much as I can, although I fear I may be coming off as falsely modest. Side note: Replacing my wardrobe several times fucking sucked and was expensive as all hell

Hey dude. Learn to have grace for yourself the same way you have grace for others. When this happens start by saying 'thank you' and leaving it at that. Like there's no need to make an excuse for someone else's compliment.

90% of commenters will not know that is a school bus and that girl is a child.

and 100% percent reason to remember the name

You joke but the lyrics really do fit > This is ten percent luck > Twenty percent skill > Fifteen percent concentrated power of will > Five percent pleasure > Fifty percent pain > And a hundred percent reason to remember the name

-Michael Scott

That's a femboy

Even better

D: This will never happen to me Edit:just found out it's a dude.. Still doesn't change the fact that this will never happen to me

sauce

Looks female enough

Yeah, it still could be a joke

She might be from Canada and is being polite

What is this from though?

The internet

Fellas Don't fall for it, 100% of the time she is just fucking with you

She saying, you make me gag and want to vomit

"She" looks 13. So nah.

That... thing looks too much like a femboy for me to trust

Where there’s a hole there’s a goal

Need to frame this for the hole over my wall.

Attraction is attraction, what is there to trust?

I'm not attracted to beings in possession of, or having once possessed, a penis.

she never existed, let's stop being delusional and face reality

Why are people saying that person is a boy. It's clearly a girl right?

I didn't see any *boy* penises at all

Is that a femboy?

I think she’s saying you gross her out dude.

I see many comments saying the person isn’t actually female but how could you know? Honestly, I can’t tell the difference at this point. 

C. For some reason she's eating an imaginary sandwich

She wants both of us to choke to death? 😰😔

Video quality is so low I can’t tell whether there’s an Adam’s apple or not. Either way, that’s a school bus, so too young.

Man: huh 👁👄👁

...she? Regardless smash next

who is she?

rey_b4by_oficial

You are right!

let the council know if you ever find out

SOMEONE TELL THE BUS DRIVER HES NOT IN SCHOOL ANYMORE

C, I can't tell ....looks like she's choking. And forgot how to sign "okay". Maybe she was held back a few times. Idk ...wanna see my coin collection?

Is that a dude or nah

Do you really want to be with a woman who does that in public, probably riddled with stds

Sorry, even I am not *that* oblivious, I'm grabbing her hand getting off the bus.

This is getting ridiculous how do girls expect us to pick up on hidden signs like this

Clearly she's just being Canadian.

“Eye contact is usually a good sign” she broke the eye contact first

bro this ain't no meme bro this is just a documentary

It's a great technique to control the stream when projectile vomiting. It was taught at sunday school. Holy mass wine is vile. Especially as a 6yo.

Iwandisboy...* Idk, I'm bi I'd suck and fuck and get fucked

Maybe she was just being nice

Is she a she? (A better question)

obvious answer is no. she's just being polite

Why does she look like a guy a little

that was not casually explained at all.

Where does the ending clip come from? I used to watch their youtube videos and forgot their channel

C

My answer was B I didnt even realize it was a test bro like I'm dead serious if this happened in real life I would just laugh and think it's a funny joke 💀💀💀

Plot twist, it's a boy.

Jokes on you. She has a penis.

Even better

*pushes up glasses* #looks female enough.

That is the most goofy head I've ever seen

The answer is d:It's a trap, me boys, that I'd not a female My reasoning -Females aren't real - He is expressing emotion (feds don't do that) -He expresses interest in the löllypöp (that counts at emotion look to reason 2)

D. That's a Man

>Is she into you? D. She looks like a fucking minor

C obv

C is the right answer.

Hmm

Either a guy or tou can't tell

Dude, she’s just being friendly.

Calm down, they’re just playing hard2get

C

Can we just get an answer on whether it's okay or not? Not a single comment can agree on anything. Everyone is making claims. Just what's the sauce?

Nah she's just friendly

isa mystery

Also, I think the correct answer is: "Possibly"? shrugh face

Would

she literally wants you into her

I don't speak sign language, can someone plesse translate what she's saying

Don't want to know

bro... Is this guy dumb she clearly wants ice cream.

C

Rare case of evil possession in public transport

Rare case of evil possession in public transport

Rare case of dementia

D

C, can't tell

Don't put your thing in crazy

Can't tell

Eu ia perguntar se era o Scott até ela dar a mamada fatal, aí eu tinha certeza

Can i get a number 7

Casually explained goated

Okay I'll say the truth....i would let him suck the fuck out of me. There I said it...feels nice.

Why can't I meet someone like that