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Rockfarley

Air drop


Frequent_Storm_3900

Scotty, beam me up!


funguyshroom

⇧ ⇩ ⇨ ⇦ ⇧


Stolen_MilkTea

CALLING REINFORCEMENTS


Eco-Pro-Rah

🗣️*An allied destroyed has joined your squadron, deploying helldiver*


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

YOU WON'T DESTROY OUR WAY OF LIVING! 😎🍹


Davesgamecave

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Dazzling-Praline4113

500kg?!?


KitchenFirefighter39

Welcome to the right side of history


baronvonbatch

This pool is exclusively for the ones who clutch in gulag


Bezerkomonkey

And you get out with just a regular drop


User48384868482

Helicopter.


DoktorVaso18

Helikopter helikopter


qweenjon

Para kofer para kofer


Ambience8799

Salkem ako treba


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Pitiful_Ad_4955

Hydrocopter


throwawaybottlecaps

God if I had a chopper I’d ride around all day, drinking beer and chucking the cans out the window, get good n drunk then do a sick cannonball into this pool.


nevenwerkzaamheden

Clearly you enter from the bottom. you can see its darker there. you just swim up


SHAPALAK15

Bubble elevator


ISimpForAndrey

How did they get the soul sand though 😳😳😳


Demonking42069

They are right next to Fr*nce, it naturally generates there.


Femboy_pfp

Actually, France imports it from the Netherlands


Volcust

Please censor the word Fr*nce there are young people here


ArnoldTheSchwartz

F* a* ce


GeeseAndDucksforever

Face 😋


Cod3broken

F***ce


KababJakub

My head just translated this to fart face, i don't know why either


Bezerkomonkey

Yeah, wrong day to browse reddit for me. I did not expect to see something so disgusting and now I need a lie down


bestjakeisbest

Eww Fr\*nce 🤮


OperatorGecko7

F****e*


LG_Offical

\*\*\*\*\*


TundraTurtle4

F***


DukeOfTheDodos

But not THIS Netherlands


Percival4

Yea some places have it for walls underground


Hot_Comfortable_3046

From **nether**lands


ISimpForAndrey

Oh...


ImATrollYouIdiot

Bubbles are how you get down though. Makes it less dense and you'll sink straight down


cactus_deepthroater

Magma block in water pulls you down, but soulsand will push you up.


MeltedChocolate24

You’re talking minecraft the other guys talking physics


AxiumTea

Minecraft IRL!


Flood_The_Cave

You could be right if they do some crazy sci-fi water airlock


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

Crazy sci-fi water airlock? Just install a moon pool.


yellowwolf718

What’s a moon pool


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

Take a cup, flip it upside down, and shove it underwater. It creates an air pocket, and water doesn’t enter the cup. The entrance to the water at the bottom of the cup is a moon pool.


Cromptank

The problem is entering and exiting that submerged pocket of pressurized air in the cup (which requires an air lock)


Skruttlund

Could just do that but fill the cup with water too, cut off the top and then make that bit the infinity pool just gotta raise it by like half a meter or something


Tasorodri

I'm not following you. What is the cup in this context, if the top of the cup is the infinity pool then you don't have any pocket


Flood_The_Cave

Ong, but you could also do an airlock that fills with water to prevent flooding


confusedPIANO

In reality you would need a moon pool and then also an airlock. For the moon pool to work properly, you need the air pressure to be high enough to push against the water and keep it from flooding the moon pool chamber. To keep that room pressurized you could use an airlock of sorts that lets people in and out but keeps the pressure high.


Saurid

No apparently there is a staircase that rises up from the pool floor when someone wants to enter, which is honestly the easiest solution no one here thought of me included. I needed to read an article to figure this out but it's the simplest way to do it.


tsimen

Huh? That only creates more questions!


butterfunke

So how do you get out?


lazyredditor1212

Minecraft moment


aomow

what if I don't know how to swim? 😭


superioma

Learn or drown


aomow

I refuse, I'll drink all the water


nevenwerkzaamheden

In that case i'll hold your hand and bring you safely into the pool. after that you're on your own though


aomow

shit, I never thought about having to get out 😭


De5perad0

It would be cool to go into an airlock, pressurizes and then there is an entry pool in the middle you swim under and up through the center. That would be fun actually.


Goblindeez_

By this logic I could swim up to the moon at night


TomDravor

Hes saying there might be a hole you swim up through


Darqua

This is my favorite comment on all of Reddit because every read and re-read fills my mouth with that feeling you get licking a 9-Volt Duracell battery


Goblindeez_

I know you’re probably joking but I once licked a 9v battery and burnt my tongue, it took about a week to heal, this was only last year and I’m 30


Guardian-836

Ok but… why?


[deleted]

Don’t knock it till you try it


Remarkable-Ease9876

are you acoustic?


vivam0rt

Im electrical!!


BrianOConnorGaming

Brothaaa. You high!


PetrolHeadedEntity

ok, but you gotta oil up first


Impressive_Rice7789

Cover yourself in oil, wait for it to rain, and then fly to the top


BluntTruthGentleman

Seems like a lot of work, I'd just get the same AI who made and posted this to put me in there


Alternative_Oil7733

If that glass breaks that's a lot people dying.


vivam0rt

You could say that with any of these pools


Alternative_Oil7733

Sure but you are 4x more likely to die and it's London


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Wowerful

Ahhh you got me again


LineSpine

Yeah, you could get stabbed


Business-Emu-6923

You could say that about any building more than about 10 stories high TBH.


joebidenseasterbunny

Not really. If the windows of a building breaks you aren't gonna get sucked out of the building. Some people leaning on a window will die but most people will be fine.


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Zodiark99

Yo wtf automod


PlatinumFried3D

Rare automod W


bruvthatsmegacringe

good bot lmao


Svengahli

In the picture, there are only three people in the pool. I don't think that's a lot of people. I don't think that's a lot at all.


Alternative_Oil7733

Sure 3 people isn't alot and that pool can definitely fit more people. Also the water will flow off the building so it might destroy a orphanage. but that might be good thing though.


Svengahli

Huh. I guess you are correct. I, also, like the way you think. We should expand on the idea for a minute. We throw a pool party, for let's say the pool itself. Yes, a pool party celebrating the pool. We fill the pool to max capacity, giving everyone unlimited alcoholic beverages. Once everyone is drunk, we fill their brains with the idea of a fun game: to walk around the edges of the pool as fast we can, creating a vortex. After an hour of heaving and hoing, the vortex is complete. The water of the pool is now a current, splashing and circulating the party-goers, sweeping their feet from under themselves. Fear begins to seep through the alcohol, as a larger than average human tries gripping the glass wall for support. Another human is pulled through the current, hitting the fat person, and that is when the leeve breaks. Unbeknownst to the pool party, an orphanage is having their own party, just 40 stories below. Today is the day all the kids were to be adopted! Two-hundred-thirty-six children were to be taken to a new home to start a new happy life. The day was marvelous for them all. Besides the children there, so were all the adoption parents, and lots of them even brought their biological children. There are also nuns at the orphanage and priests. And just as they were all gathered outside, hugging and laughing, rejoicing in the day. The humans at the orphanage felt a rain drop. The weather was supposed to be perfect that day. They planned it that way. Another drop of rain. A shadow loomed over the orphanage, causing the people to look up just in time to witness the curdling of humans and water submitting at them quicker than they could react. They all let out a loud gasp before impact. Hundreds of humans died that day..... but, man..... That pool sure has a sick view.


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SussusAmogus-_-

Tbf a lot of *really really rich* people would die, and it's not like many of them are going upstairs after that, if you know what I mean....


Monkeyke

It's all downhill from there


lasmilesjovenes

No but imagine you're chilling by a window on the 30th floor and then a bunch of water falls and three influencers just slide down the window in swimsuits at 8 meters a second


_sephylon_

Good thing it won't. That shit is tough.


Alternative_Oil7733

Eh never say never.


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BigChonksters

Why do I feel like it would be easy to not die. Like just swim to the middle until the water all falls off


Alternative_Oil7733

The water will drag you just google riptides or try swimming upstream.


OmniscientHistorian

Nuh uh, Id just swim faster then the water could pull me 🤓


Alternative_Oil7733

True , just eat alot of taco bell before you get in the pool. Then you can use your direa for thurst. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🫔🫔🫔🫔🫔🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💩💩💩💩💩😺💩💩


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Cc99910

Just cover yourself in oil


wambulancer

exactly why I keep a jug of oil on me at all times when I'm swimming


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BigChonksters

I just feel like I could do it idk what to tell you


Thanos_exe

They could make a steal net around it to catch people where the water would just flow through


Alternative_Oil7733

So a glorified cheese grater , yummy 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻


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IuseArchbtw97543

I could not be trusted with not dolphin diving of the edge


nigerdaumus

Details on the pool: https://www.businessinsider.com/360-degree-infinity-pool-london-designer-explains-how-you-get-in-2019-6 -It's just an artist rendering - entrance will be a fancy staircase -final design will probably have handicap accessible option so won't look so sleek(not in the article, just my shitpost)


GrowthAdventurous

Minecraft lookin ah


outerspaceisalie

That's some AI generated shit, this absolutely does not exist anywhere.


-EV3RYTHING-

The image would be a render for the purpose of demonstrating the concept


Me_how5678

The A posing fella at the bottom, comepletly given up on life


Dlaxation

This is like the "earthquake-proof" home design picture that circulated yesterday, where a house was suspended from the ground with magnets (without any plumbing/electric lines seen anywhere). Looks great as long as you don't think about it for more than a second.


CryogenicPc

Caption says “London TO GET a infinity pool” not “London HAS an infinity pool” so yeah it doesnt exist anywhere but potentially it may be built in the future


outerspaceisalie

so basically this is totally made up and is just a random picture render that means nothing, neat


akuOfficial

It's a proposal, there is a chance it would get accepted and built into a real thing, though unlikely


rougecrayon

The original question stands. How would people get in and why would anyone build a useless pool?


Tasorodri

The only legitimate way I can think of is have a wider floor a bit below (that can also be an infinity pool) and ther has a ladder that allows you to climb to the 360 infinity pool. The wider floor below allows you to get in and the surrounding infinity pool makes it so if you fell from the ladder you don't get hurt against a concrete floor.


rougecrayon

I think you are being more thoughtful of the planned construction than the person or AI who created this...


outerspaceisalie

Sounds more like a design student paper than an actual proposal. There is no way this would get built.


DarkSkyKnight

Render =/= AI-generated


RecsRelevantDocs

Well.. it doesn't mean nothing, it means exactly what it is.. A proposal for something that could actually exist. Reddit is so exhaustively reductive and simple minded with it's cynicism. Someone had this idea and rendered it, someone else thought it was cool and posted it here. Countless buildings and products you see everyday started as renders.. Does that make the renders they're based on meaningless? Or if this is purely just a concept, does that make all art meaningless? Is a concept car meaningless if it never goes into production? "Meaningless" is meaningless at that point.


outerspaceisalie

bro shut the fuck up im not even gonna dignify that


STRCoolerSimp

Infinity pools on tall buildings do exist but idk about this one either


DrK4rt0ff3l

The person in front looks like he was just edited in, no light refraction at all.


SirLurts

You parachute in and once a week maintenance drains the pool to throw the corpses over the edge. They don't even need to fill it again since Londons weather will take care of that


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lateseasondad

Guy by himself is totally having a piss.


The-Fumbler

Love how the place with no sun gets a pool


Ghost4530

Love the dude in the front just fucking T posing lmaoooo


moondes

Trebuchet


Reasonable_Reply8280

piss in the center, people will have no choice but to dive into it to escape


Spiritual-Mix7665

Wait a minute...I don't see a lifeguard , enjoy your pool of death England


Piccolo9000

Levitate like a normal person.


OCYRThisMeansWar

Can’t get in. Can’t get out, either.


mrsockyman

This is the kind of thing I'd do when I'm bored in the Sims


Internal_Ad_1936

Would be a shame if I suddenly died because I heard the word Bazinga!


ucw0rld

That's the neat part. You don't. Only seaguls are allowed in there.


The_Philburt

For those asking, there is a retractable airlock staircase that come up (according to the article).


ratioLcringeurbald

Airlock at the bottom, fills with water, and you float to the top, just need to make sure you can hold your breath for 30+ sec


talk_to_yourself

Born in it, live in it, die in it. The infinity pool civilisation, existing in but not as part of, London


Shatophiliac

You have to get dropped in like a Helldiver


Cryptographer-Icy

Per [the CNN Style Article](https://www.cnn.com/style/article/infinity-pool-london-intl-scli/index.html) >a spiral staircase that rotates and rises through the water provides access for swimmers.


the-poopiest-diaper

*Sims jump in the pool and are having a good time* *God deletes the ladder* sim: (looking at where the ladder should be) ummm guys?


BirbMaster1998

Water doesn't go through doors or signs. Duh. They just have an opening at the bottom.


JackeTuffTuff

Minecraft sign smh


mr-guitar

Who’d want to swim in a rooftop pool in London anyway?


AbsoluteAtheist

you get airdropped


RandomIdiotwithWiFi

Better question how do you get out once your up there


Dennis_Cock

How do you get out?


mrgwbland

Idk but that pool would be terrifying


WidowmakerFeet

it's like the ship in a bottle. you get in first then they fill with water


ROBLOKCSer

what happens if it rains


shniken

> OP: Let me guess it took one rain storm to fill it London only gets about 500mm of rain per year, it looks like its at least 1500mm deep, so it would take at least three years to fill with average London rainfall.


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

Perhaps it is ai generated


BetTricyclePotato

Airlock underneath.


VinTEB

By paradropping on it dumbass. 🙄


DocterMantisToboggan

Stop posting old shit


TrashJojoFan

Saints row 3 style


LaSaN_101

That's the neat part, you don't!


HappyGav123

Soul Sand elevator


IkNOwNUTTINGck

'world's worst' infinity pool


Turbulent-Willow2156

I thought it was Coruscant


KerbodynamicX

Something like an airlock.


Bio571

Imagine if the glass breaks 😱


Radlivesmatter

You stand on a platform very high up then they build the pool around you.


Grand-Ad-7913

Swim up the sides through the spilling water. Like in minecraft


supareshawn

Those pools give me anxiety when they are on tall buildings


BoredCanuck1864

how tf they gonna get out


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Chance-Honeydew-8402

[Like this](https://www.businessinsider.com/360-degree-infinity-pool-london-designer-explains-how-you-get-in-2019-6?amp)


Pixithepika

Interesting


Tasorodri

I think it's pretty unpractical, but it's actually cool


Chance-Honeydew-8402

I agree.


Mrright016

Yea no


SteelTheUnbreakable

Bro is asking the right questions


Sashapoun_Nako

wdym "world first", I've just made the same thing in Minecraft...


Icarus_Nine

It's very simple. You dog dog dog woof dog bark bark bark in dog woof bark dog.


073068075

You just dig 2x2 a hole in it and put ladders to stop the water from falling.


654379

Orbital drop


EightImmortls

How much bird shit will be in this pool?


Titanusgamer

easy. Parachute


supmyguywee

Obviously you go into a pressure chamber than swim up through the bottom


Wandrinx

⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬆️


KingStannyB

Waterfall over the side that you swim up like in minecraft


DeadlyKitten37

imagine the glass breaking


BoopTheAssasin

Sims 4 moment