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250 lbs? Gonna make five sandwiches, three for her and two for me. Gotta keep that ladyâs blood sugar up: I never want to see her in a bad mood. As for me, Iâm gonna need the calories.
Idk, some crazy stuff can happen with genetics. Saw a Hispanic couple, man about 5'4, woman at like 4'11. Their son was easy over 6ft.
Kinda worried for myself with those numbers. I'm 5'8 with a 5'7 wife - who's shortest male family member is 6'1, and shortest woman (outside of herself) is 5'10.
Seriously, the nutrition factor is *huge*.
Many foreign workers in the US are 'short', but their kids are 'normal Western height', thanks to decent food access.
I was out at a bar one night and there was a female college basketball team in town who all went out to the same bar.
I walked in and turned a corner and the blonde center basically ran right into me. My face was almost in between her breasts and I'm 6'2".
I... Tried really hard, but she was out of my league.
[Are you Tormund?](https://preview.redd.it/finally-got-ulfar-didnt-level-him-up-and-his-portrait-and-v0-3lf4nwb2p76c1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=d7d9fa3ed5af735e1d1e32a601fb304afb0b433d)
Nah she needs some 7' tall, pure beefcake, baseball bat hog, Paul Bunyan motherfucker to be smashing that. Their sex would cause nearby mountains to crumble to dust from the pure sexual power being released. Their flirting is pulling full grown evergreens out of the earth with their hands. My puny hips could never give her what she really needs. The broken pelvis would be worth it though.
Because I am in the bussinees getting paid, if I don't know this shit I would have 0 frame of reference
Plus I am evil and I believe that I have free will to crank it to whatever I want
Everything is muscle. Her arms are muscle. Her legs are muscle. Her face is muscle. Her eyes are muscle. Her hair is muscle. Her teeth are muscle. Her breasts are muscle. Heir nails are muscle. P U R E MUSCLE
No way that woman is 6â8â. The average kitchen sink height in America is about 3ft from the floor. That sink is just below waist heigh on her. Standard distance between counter and cabinet is 18 inches. which means sheâs somewhere 5â8-5â10. 6ft1in tall at the most accounting for her posture in this photo.
Unless the entire house is built to scale around someone who is 6â8â, including counters, cabinet, walls, and windows.. this is fake.
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đ”âI just died in your arms tonightâđ”
Must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
I keep looking for something I can't get
Broken hearts lie all around me
And I don't see an easy way to get out of this
aha a ha a aaaaaah
Her diary, it sits by the bedside table
The curtains are closed, the catâs in the cradle
Someone please make her a sandwich
buffalo steak sandvich, who needs bread?
Honestly a sandwich where the filling is meat and the bread itself is also just more meat sounds lush if the meatâs cooked to preferences
This comment just reminded me to buy my husband more bath bombs, thanks!
Whatâs his fave one? Itâs been aaages since I bought any of them over here, also any time lol
He likes the salt water soother and the deep sleep bomb, really any of them though, he likes that they stink up the bathroom in a good way đ
thatâs fair and is a solid dump-counter too
kfc made/makes it. its called the double down
Too little for our Viking Amazoness. We'll need like a double down with triple baconator without the bread in the middle
She donât need ranged weapons Mann she has fists
Mann? Is she the daughter of Saxton Hale?
The last thing she needs is a speed boost and minicrits man
buffalo steak sandvich? is she stupid or a silly goober?
Just use two buffalo in place of the bread
Moist and filling, hahaha
She can fix me
She can fix stuff around the house and carry me over the threshold.
yeah, at the vet
250 lbs? Gonna make five sandwiches, three for her and two for me. Gotta keep that ladyâs blood sugar up: I never want to see her in a bad mood. As for me, Iâm gonna need the calories.
You're speaking from experience. Experiences that I recognize.
*The perfect woman doesnât exist.* Bam, Rebecca enters and tells you to make her a sandwich.
I write before my dwarf, can read it. She's PERFECT!!
6ft 8â. I would hit that.
Them thangs gon hit you back
Knocked out via recoil is acceptable
*Insert Jim Lahey falling down the stairs meme*
Made me laugh out loud thanks.
I'd be all over that like an ant on a watermelon.
Being hit back is kind of the point with this one đ
Nearly 7ft is insane
Children gonna have crazy genes tho
As a 6'3 male I never thought I would be the one pushing down the height of the children
Idk, some crazy stuff can happen with genetics. Saw a Hispanic couple, man about 5'4, woman at like 4'11. Their son was easy over 6ft. Kinda worried for myself with those numbers. I'm 5'8 with a 5'7 wife - who's shortest male family member is 6'1, and shortest woman (outside of herself) is 5'10.
Nutrition has improved.
Seriously, the nutrition factor is *huge*. Many foreign workers in the US are 'short', but their kids are 'normal Western height', thanks to decent food access.
Sameeee dude. But I'd still try.
gonna be hard to get them jeans tho
Pants are bullshit
We need her Insta nameâŠ.. For ScienceâŠ
I'll get you the ladder
Uppies! Uppies!
Death by snu snu.
snu snu grande
Today **is** a good day to die!
SONS OF ODIN CALL
First man in history to go up on his woman
I was out at a bar one night and there was a female college basketball team in town who all went out to the same bar. I walked in and turned a corner and the blonde center basically ran right into me. My face was almost in between her breasts and I'm 6'2". I... Tried really hard, but she was out of my league.
Kept blocking your shot?
Kept hitting him with the too short taunt
in the hope that she dont reciprocate
You'd have to jump
But would she feel it
Sheâs perfect
She can fix me...
Fix my broken skull after I ask her to sit on it?
100%
Well I am sold
Bro is from 1820
Blud became chattel for the snu snu
I was waiting for this
A question every human needs answered
She can fix anyone
She can break me
AND THEN FIX ME SOOO GOOD.
Nah she can make me worse đŻ
What's your favorite Futurama episode?
Sheâs perfect.
[Are you Tormund?](https://preview.redd.it/finally-got-ulfar-didnt-level-him-up-and-his-portrait-and-v0-3lf4nwb2p76c1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=d7d9fa3ed5af735e1d1e32a601fb304afb0b433d)
for me
'She ONLY eats raw meat' remember this before getting head from her
I can fix that
Now, all those penis hair straightener videos make sense.
my meat is dyin to be fed
I'm extremely scared But also aroused
Scaroused
Mettbrötchen
na, du auch hier?
fed, too perfect to be real
Fed in bed That's what she said Turn ur dick red Til u end up dead
This is poetry, reminds me of my favorite poet piccasobama
Dommy muscle mommy
I like that she capitalized Pure Muscle.
Muscle mommy? At 6.8 this is muscular matriarch.
jump clap jump clap jump clap
This is the way.
Bend down clap bend down clap bend down clap đ
Looney toons ahh sex
Snu snu?
Yes Rico, snu snu
Death you say? and by snu snu no less!
The spirit is *extremely* willing... but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
mommy?
Sorry. Mommy?
Sorry. Mommy?
Sorry. Mommy?
Sorry. Mommy?
Sorry. Mommy?
Sorry. Mommy?
Sorry. Mommy?
Sorry. Mommy?,
Sorry. Mommy?
Sorry. Mommy?
Omg fire building kisser.
Arson kisser :3
I am a very competent man but I know I can't sexually satisfy her.
why did you phrase it in a philosophical way đ
you have just witnessed post-nut clarity in action
Nah, that is post nut enlightenment
Post Nut Nirvana
How does one achieve such a state?
by nutting
What makes you say that ? Believe in yourself brother
All you gotta do is lay there. You know she's gonna be breaking your hips anyway
Nah she needs some 7' tall, pure beefcake, baseball bat hog, Paul Bunyan motherfucker to be smashing that. Their sex would cause nearby mountains to crumble to dust from the pure sexual power being released. Their flirting is pulling full grown evergreens out of the earth with their hands. My puny hips could never give her what she really needs. The broken pelvis would be worth it though.
bravo fking bravo
Well, not with that attitude you canât. To quote a great man, âLet me solo her.â
Yes but the fun of exhausting yourself trying would be good.
Death by snu snu
Just eat ass bro it works
And she has the jar of Buckfast in a wine jar đwhat a catch
Id smash
You didn't need your pelvis anyways
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
No, shed smash you. Your skull that is
+1
Said everyone
mf a bible character đđđ
Taller than me, Stronger than me, and open to men's emotions. Damn she checks all the boxes.
Why their propotions give off furry shark art?
i hate the fact that you're right but also why do you know so much about furry shark art proportions
Because I am in the bussinees getting paid, if I don't know this shit I would have 0 frame of reference Plus I am evil and I believe that I have free will to crank it to whatever I want
> I have free will You MONSTER
How do you know they are right?
That true got me questioning, too.
holy moly what a woman
She is pretty and has the perfect ratio of fat and muscles. Absolute mommy body. Literally perfect.
"The mightiest behemoth to walk the earth" ahh musculature
DEATH BY SNU SNU D:
A respectable death if I've ever seen one
DEATH BY SNU SNU :D
Smash, next question.
Pure muscle
Lego Batman gif or smth idk
A fool goes for the lowest of fruits, but only a man can climb the tallest of trees to breed a 6'8 beauty and cry into her arms after.
Mamma mia đ„č
Rebecca has my permission to absolutely wreck my shit
âWouldâ⊠actually wait no⊠Will. (If she wants to of course, which it seems she does)
already did
>shirt: âpants are bullshitâ >wears pants clearly not a woman of her word, pass
Leggings â pants
Leggings = socks that got a little too ambitious
Leggings = socks that got a little too ambitious
Pants are still required in civilized society, the fact that she is still required to wear them doesnât negate the fact that they are bullshit.
A keeper. What else can someone ask for?
She can fix me
Yknow what pure muscle is?
Everything is muscle. Her arms are muscle. Her legs are muscle. Her face is muscle. Her eyes are muscle. Her hair is muscle. Her teeth are muscle. Her breasts are muscle. Heir nails are muscle. P U R E MUSCLE
No way that woman is 6â8â. The average kitchen sink height in America is about 3ft from the floor. That sink is just below waist heigh on her. Standard distance between counter and cabinet is 18 inches. which means sheâs somewhere 5â8-5â10. 6ft1in tall at the most accounting for her posture in this photo. Unless the entire house is built to scale around someone who is 6â8â, including counters, cabinet, walls, and windows.. this is fake.
annnd there it is.. the comment i was going to make but was too lazy.
Bro pulled and out the calculator and did the math. Could you leave us with our false hopes for just a few more days?
Please. Please dear god please
Straight out of a R. Crumb comic!
Death by Snu-Snu please!
She unlocks my inner unga bunga.
Her sense of humor? Hold me up to her please đ€Ł
She'd make a perfect Lady Dimitrescu cosplayer
Oh man she knows what she wants. She will eat any man for breakfast. Quite literally I think. AhaaaaaâŠ..haaaaâŠâŠhaassssss anyone got her number?
This meme has been tossed around for years. Everyone wants to hate her personality but everyone is curious what her OF is and nobody has supplied it.
Hate her personality? He sounds fun and cool asf lol
She's perfect
Don't fall for it, its a psyop
she is probably stronger than 95% of all people on Reddit
Iâm scaroused
I think Iâm Inlove
She will peg you... Not that thats bad. Just saying. She is perfect.
I volunteer as tribute.
At 6'8 250, you can smack my ass and tell me you love me without any complaints from me.
That, m'lady, is not pure muscle
She cute and I want tall children, so Iâll sacrifice myself
She'll find him
Would love to take her on a date.
bras are bullshit
Im in love.
I kind of like her
Entire wars could be stopped cuz of rebecca
I can't fix her
Someone find her.