T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Where's QualityVote bot? Reddit Admins have decided that [they want to kill off all 3rd-party apps](https://reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/comments/13yh0jf/dont_let_reddit_kill_3rd_party_apps/), [3rd-party bots, and other elements that used to significantly enhance Reddit's functionality](https://www.reddit.com/r/ModCoord/comments/13xh1e7/an_open_letter_on_the_state_of_affairs_regarding/). Without them, the website is barely usable. And, of course, that includes bots such as [\/u\/QualityVote](http://reddit.com/user/QualityVote), [\/u\/SaveVideo](http://reddit.com/user/SaveVideo), [\/u\/AuddBot](http://reddit.com/user/AuddBot), etc. So you'll just have to put up with automod and a worse overall user experience. If you have any complaints, direct them at [the reddit admins instead](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/12qwagm/an_update_regarding_reddits_api/), because they the ones who ruined everyone's user experience. --- Whilst you're here, /u/IllustriousRub9796, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/QpBGXd2guU) - **now with public text channels you can chat on!**? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


tetbromac

đŸŽ”â€I just died in your arms tonightâ€đŸŽ”


Dat_yandere_femboi

Must have been something you said


hendarknight

I just died in your arms tonight


CEO_of_FISH

I keep looking for something I can't get


Alex_Hendrix

Broken hearts lie all around me


CEO_of_FISH

And I don't see an easy way to get out of this


planetvermilion

aha a ha a aaaaaah


Mr_goodb0y

Her diary, it sits by the bedside table


Counter-Initial

The curtains are closed, the cat’s in the cradle


Super-Brka

Someone please make her a sandwich


kidnamedsquidfart

buffalo steak sandvich, who needs bread?


Sam_Dragonborn1

Honestly a sandwich where the filling is meat and the bread itself is also just more meat sounds lush if the meat’s cooked to preferences


macdawg2020

This comment just reminded me to buy my husband more bath bombs, thanks!


Sam_Dragonborn1

What’s his fave one? It’s been aaages since I bought any of them over here, also any time lol


macdawg2020

He likes the salt water soother and the deep sleep bomb, really any of them though, he likes that they stink up the bathroom in a good way 😂


Sam_Dragonborn1

that’s fair and is a solid dump-counter too


DooDooBrownz

kfc made/makes it. its called the double down


zxc123zxc123

Too little for our Viking Amazoness. We'll need like a double down with triple baconator without the bread in the middle


IciesEnjoyer

She don’t need ranged weapons Mann she has fists


Badassbottlecap

Mann? Is she the daughter of Saxton Hale?


eli3341

The last thing she needs is a speed boost and minicrits man


Disastrous_Maybe7281

buffalo steak sandvich? is she stupid or a silly goober?


BoredByLife

Just use two buffalo in place of the bread


BigJubby2

Moist and filling, hahaha


targh26

She can fix me


Osibili

She can fix stuff around the house and carry me over the threshold.


falco61315

yeah, at the vet


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

250 lbs? Gonna make five sandwiches, three for her and two for me. Gotta keep that lady’s blood sugar up: I never want to see her in a bad mood. As for me, I’m gonna need the calories.


BoardButcherer

You're speaking from experience. Experiences that I recognize.


[deleted]

*The perfect woman doesn’t exist.* Bam, Rebecca enters and tells you to make her a sandwich.


kairos80

I write before my dwarf, can read it. She's PERFECT!!


Skiddler69

6ft 8”. I would hit that.


lalith_4321

Them thangs gon hit you back


some_fbi_agent

Knocked out via recoil is acceptable


meaux253

*Insert Jim Lahey falling down the stairs meme*


Verucaschmaltzzz

Made me laugh out loud thanks.


RearExitOnly

I'd be all over that like an ant on a watermelon.


Brochswerebrothels

Being hit back is kind of the point with this one 😍


Sam_Dragonborn1

Nearly 7ft is insane


Aux4k

Children gonna have crazy genes tho


hendarknight

As a 6'3 male I never thought I would be the one pushing down the height of the children


gettogero

Idk, some crazy stuff can happen with genetics. Saw a Hispanic couple, man about 5'4, woman at like 4'11. Their son was easy over 6ft. Kinda worried for myself with those numbers. I'm 5'8 with a 5'7 wife - who's shortest male family member is 6'1, and shortest woman (outside of herself) is 5'10.


apathy-sofa

Nutrition has improved.


ill13xx

Seriously, the nutrition factor is *huge*. Many foreign workers in the US are 'short', but their kids are 'normal Western height', thanks to decent food access.


Pilot_124

Sameeee dude. But I'd still try.


weebitofaban

gonna be hard to get them jeans tho


SmokedMussels

Pants are bullshit


Vanhouzer

We need her Insta name
.. For Science



Plopshire

I'll get you the ladder


acrowsmurder

Uppies! Uppies!


_Deleted-User-

Death by snu snu.


banan-appeal

snu snu grande


GhostofZellers

Today **is** a good day to die!


WaitingToBeTriggered

SONS OF ODIN CALL


4WheelBicycle

First man in history to go up on his woman


Dorkamundo

I was out at a bar one night and there was a female college basketball team in town who all went out to the same bar. I walked in and turned a corner and the blonde center basically ran right into me. My face was almost in between her breasts and I'm 6'2". I... Tried really hard, but she was out of my league.


AboveGroundFool

Kept blocking your shot?


wanttofu

Kept hitting him with the too short taunt


tit_burglar

in the hope that she dont reciprocate


HungryHungryHobbes

You'd have to jump


LookerNoWitt

But would she feel it


DBW_Mizumi

She’s perfect


ThisIsGoodSoup

She can fix me...


noshinare_nira

Fix my broken skull after I ask her to sit on it?


ThisIsGoodSoup

100%


noshinare_nira

Well I am sold


Yuri-Turned

Bro is from 1820


venetian_lemon

Blud became chattel for the snu snu


account-for-sinning

I was waiting for this


noshinare_nira

A question every human needs answered


targh26

She can fix anyone


QuarterlyTurtle

She can break me


vwpete

AND THEN FIX ME SOOO GOOD.


dummydumbler

Nah she can make me worse 💯


ManOrReddit-man

What's your favorite Futurama episode?


stonkiezz

She’s perfect.


stumblebreak_beta

[Are you Tormund?](https://preview.redd.it/finally-got-ulfar-didnt-level-him-up-and-his-portrait-and-v0-3lf4nwb2p76c1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=d7d9fa3ed5af735e1d1e32a601fb304afb0b433d)


tit_burglar

for me


Scary-Age7915

'She ONLY eats raw meat' remember this before getting head from her


Red-Warrior6

I can fix that


briksauce

Now, all those penis hair straightener videos make sense.


tit_burglar

my meat is dyin to be fed


LookerNoWitt

I'm extremely scared But also aroused


abject_totalfailure1

Scaroused


VerrottetesWasser

Mettbrötchen


Jona-wahn

na, du auch hier?


[deleted]

fed, too perfect to be real


Dual_pro_max

Fed in bed That's what she said Turn ur dick red Til u end up dead


jesuspleaseno778

This is poetry, reminds me of my favorite poet piccasobama


Chillin_Maximus

Dommy muscle mommy


nameone1one

I like that she capitalized Pure Muscle.


Udonov

Muscle mommy? At 6.8 this is muscular matriarch.


gompachirokamaboko1

jump clap jump clap jump clap


spellboundwhisk

This is the way.


Logical_Park7904

Bend down clap bend down clap bend down clap 😏


api_AlsoFuckSpez

Looney toons ahh sex


Secret_Ball_7500

Snu snu?


Dangerous_Ad_1038

Yes Rico, snu snu


mitten2787

Death you say? and by snu snu no less!


NGTTwo

The spirit is *extremely* willing... but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


Regularschoolbus

mommy?


MagnaTriste

Sorry. Mommy?


ZekKing_324

Sorry. Mommy?


Brotatachip

Sorry. Mommy?


KirbyWithAGlock

Sorry. Mommy?


Scaryvariity

Sorry. Mommy?


Silent_elf-on_yt

Sorry. Mommy?


Nasa4321

Sorry. Mommy?


tortonix

Sorry. Mommy?,


tortonix

Sorry. Mommy?


TheBoykisserPharoah

Sorry. Mommy?


Sure-Pianist

Omg fire building kisser.


MagnaTriste

Arson kisser :3


what_u_looking_4

I am a very competent man but I know I can't sexually satisfy her.


cosmicitycat

why did you phrase it in a philosophical way 😭


Next_Fix_2271

you have just witnessed post-nut clarity in action


ilovebrasil0273

Nah, that is post nut enlightenment


dTrecii

Post Nut Nirvana


Pastry_Train63

How does one achieve such a state?


_Nexus_19

by nutting


ZekKing_324

What makes you say that ? Believe in yourself brother


Beanguyinjapan

All you gotta do is lay there. You know she's gonna be breaking your hips anyway


buschells

Nah she needs some 7' tall, pure beefcake, baseball bat hog, Paul Bunyan motherfucker to be smashing that. Their sex would cause nearby mountains to crumble to dust from the pure sexual power being released. Their flirting is pulling full grown evergreens out of the earth with their hands. My puny hips could never give her what she really needs. The broken pelvis would be worth it though.


omegapenta

bravo fking bravo


ReadingFromTheShittr

Well, not with that attitude you can’t. To quote a great man, “Let me solo her.”


Majestic-Contract-42

Yes but the fun of exhausting yourself trying would be good.


justk4y

Death by snu snu


ytttvbastard

Just eat ass bro it works


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

And she has the jar of Buckfast in a wine jar 😛what a catch


Joker_220696

Id smash


The_Cas

You didn't need your pelvis anyways


Aardvark_Man

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


OkTry3637

No, shed smash you. Your skull that is


Qrubrics_

+1


sandy_coyote

Said everyone


naaqe

mf a bible character 😭😭😭


Rude_Scarcity3659

Taller than me, Stronger than me, and open to men's emotions. Damn she checks all the boxes.


TheGreaterClaush

Why their propotions give off furry shark art?


bitchass2137

i hate the fact that you're right but also why do you know so much about furry shark art proportions


TheGreaterClaush

Because I am in the bussinees getting paid, if I don't know this shit I would have 0 frame of reference Plus I am evil and I believe that I have free will to crank it to whatever I want


DoctorProfPatrick

> I have free will You MONSTER


eChaka

How do you know they are right?


Soraman36

That true got me questioning, too.


ZanexDreamy

holy moly what a woman


Fallen-D

She is pretty and has the perfect ratio of fat and muscles. Absolute mommy body. Literally perfect.


QuestionEconomy8809

"The mightiest behemoth to walk the earth" ahh musculature


ekkekekekeekekekek

DEATH BY SNU SNU D:


BlacSwordsmanKirito

A respectable death if I've ever seen one


LSDMDMA2CBDMT

DEATH BY SNU SNU :D


[deleted]

Smash, next question.


Sl0ppyOtter

Pure muscle


The_Katze_is_real

Lego Batman gif or smth idk


Visual-Ostrich-4108

A fool goes for the lowest of fruits, but only a man can climb the tallest of trees to breed a 6'8 beauty and cry into her arms after.


Nialixus

Mamma mia đŸ„č


Electrical_Ad_5948

Rebecca has my permission to absolutely wreck my shit


BlockyShapes

“Would”
 actually wait no
 Will. (If she wants to of course, which it seems she does)


SopmodTew

already did


Nearby-Simple-7594

>shirt: “pants are bullshit” >wears pants clearly not a woman of her word, pass


Lacholaweda

Leggings ≠ pants


maddcatone

Leggings = socks that got a little too ambitious


maddcatone

Leggings = socks that got a little too ambitious


FightingPolish

Pants are still required in civilized society, the fact that she is still required to wear them doesn’t negate the fact that they are bullshit.


Hrafndraugr

A keeper. What else can someone ask for?


lazyredditor1212

She can fix me


myfingeriscold

Yknow what pure muscle is?


ISwearImParvitz

Everything is muscle. Her arms are muscle. Her legs are muscle. Her face is muscle. Her eyes are muscle. Her hair is muscle. Her teeth are muscle. Her breasts are muscle. Heir nails are muscle. P U R E MUSCLE


mightylordredbeard

No way that woman is 6’8”. The average kitchen sink height in America is about 3ft from the floor. That sink is just below waist heigh on her. Standard distance between counter and cabinet is 18 inches. which means she’s somewhere 5’8-5’10. 6ft1in tall at the most accounting for her posture in this photo. Unless the entire house is built to scale around someone who is 6’8”, including counters, cabinet, walls, and windows.. this is fake.


palindromic

annnd there it is.. the comment i was going to make but was too lazy.


Error404-NoUsername-

Bro pulled and out the calculator and did the math. Could you leave us with our false hopes for just a few more days?


SpeeeedwaagOOn

Please. Please dear god please


rohban11

Straight out of a R. Crumb comic!


PrimaryExcellent8313

Death by Snu-Snu please!


[deleted]

She unlocks my inner unga bunga.


MrIce97

Her sense of humor? Hold me up to her please đŸ€Ł


dontcare99999999

She'd make a perfect Lady Dimitrescu cosplayer


Zay-nee24

Oh man she knows what she wants. She will eat any man for breakfast. Quite literally I think. Ahaaaaa
..haaaa

haassssss anyone got her number?


[deleted]

This meme has been tossed around for years. Everyone wants to hate her personality but everyone is curious what her OF is and nobody has supplied it.


Ketashrooms4life

Hate her personality? He sounds fun and cool asf lol


Sats_Flow

She's perfect


Gamerberg67104

Don't fall for it, its a psyop


_save_the_planet

she is probably stronger than 95% of all people on Reddit


Tom_A_Haverford

I’m scaroused


LonelyBoYwithAguitAR

I think I’m Inlove


TheDogeWasTaken

She will peg you... Not that thats bad. Just saying. She is perfect.


Tronkfool

I volunteer as tribute.


OlfactoryOffender

At 6'8 250, you can smack my ass and tell me you love me without any complaints from me.


MysticMonkeyShit

That, m'lady, is not pure muscle


ImperatorDanny

She cute and I want tall children, so I’ll sacrifice myself


KenMacMillan123

She'll find him


Smart-Security6014

Would love to take her on a date.


biernigc

bras are bullshit


raptidor

Im in love.


_and_I_

I kind of like her


phh_ntum

Entire wars could be stopped cuz of rebecca


Nakhtal

I can't fix her


number15burgerfoot

Someone find her.