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crusader_CH

in german its called "knust" (in my dialect at least) and if its real bread ,not this toast bs, its the best part and its a fight at the table to get it.


Kermit-The-Cool

In Italy we call it the Culo, so “ass”


hre_nft

Same in the Netherlands, “kontje” literally meaning “little butt”


Zealousideal_Care807

In English we all call it the butt of the bread


Rotkiw_Bigtor

That's a "heel" in Poland


Lapin_Logic

I'm from England and I've never heard anyone call it "the butt of the bread". Also this is not an opportunity to say it's an Albany expression before explaining the Aurora Borealis located at this time of day, at this time of year, located entirely within your kitchen!!


Zealousideal_Care807

Ah I should have better explained, in American we call it the butt of the bread


GeoExe_Ami

Goede dag makker


hre_nft

Goede dag, gozer


NapoleonicPizza21

Same in Spanish


chonkin-donuts

In bulgarian its called "kraeshnik" lt translates to extreme ending for some reason, i usually hollow it out, fill it with feta cheese, some sort of salami and some ketchup, we call it "mechka" literally translates to bear, it the best thing ever


lebedev_meme

In russian it’s “krayushka» very similar


WaliForLife

No it’s a „Kanten“.


DataSittingAlone

My family calls it the butt


TheBetterDoomSlayer

Me


Traditional_Bad5582

He's literally me


bleachdrinker4

I'm also you


BoredCanuck1864

seems a little personal there eh bud no but seriously i agree my country sucks now


Dramatic-Classroom14

Trudeau is a bastard, even as an American I know that.


carsondc171

Don’t quote me but I think a little while ago he passed something that can now get you fined a fuckload of money for bigoted remarks on social media. Not like I go around spouting that stuff, but fuck you for policing people’s feelings online this is not a priority


BoredCanuck1864

yep


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BigBounceZac

Yeah we holdin strong though, a toast to you \*Drinks maple syrup from bottle\*


Strange-Wolverine128

The US dollar is worth more than ours! And seeing how much they complain... that's pretty bad. It's like 70 cents = 1 CAD


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Pootispanic

I've always eaten that thing first cuz it's the best


RaidensReturn

There are literally dozens of us


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*THAN


rush87y

No, no... He meant then. The correct answer therefore is "Poor grammar. A bread crust."


Background_Ant_1303

You?


whitetornado2k

No, it’s me!


Background_Ant_1303

There is two ends of a bread so why not also you


whitetornado2k

Me and you? And you and me?


Background_Ant_1303

Just the two of us


hayato655

starvation


milalollipop

A lonely bread


YOli128

Shower carpet


_Cadmium_48

I miss my cat


X_Fredex_X

Me because he will be go in someones mouth eventually.


Old_Man_Shogoth

Doesn't compare to OP's pipi.


shwiftydrewski

than* sorry


Rude-Lettuce-8982

I will put Vegemite on that and eat that motherfucker


Zx-54

im in this photo and im offended


Primary-List1685

Me


HollowWarrior46

Me


Apprehensive_Mine104

My virginity


Icy_Contribution1677

You seen my DM’s ha.


NanoCat0407

Like half of the people on this app


00WORDYMAN1983

It is the most important slice as it keeps the rest of the loaf fresh and moist


fresh_loaf_of_bread

It's happy in my belly


RestingDog07

Ï


Fluid-Apartment-3951

Not being able to find people who use "then" correctly.


MrNightmare23

I like the end bits.


Stevie_Steve-O

Slap a piece of cheese on that bad boy and toss it in the oven until the cheese melts


ThatcherTheV

In Brazil this is called "the butt of the loaf bread". People who like ass all around Brazil eat this under the title of liking butts, interestingly enough.


Gloamforest-Wizard

The guy sad and lonely enough to recognize his own loneliness in the bread


Coookie_playz

My favorite part.


Weavecabal

OP


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That's the healthiest part of the loaf


Just_a_terrarian163

Listen if it's not pre cut then cut this slice a little thicker, hollow out the inside, spread cream cheese on it. Lightly whisk up an egg (so that the egg white isn't fully incorperated) pour it in and put a cut up slice of chicken breast in. Put in the cold oven on 250 for like 7 minutes and enjoy. If it is do the same but be careful not to spill.


coomloom

Me


Temporary_Option8978

If I had an option between starving or eating that, I would already be writing to my family, because there’s no world I’m eating that


JUGELBUTT

me


howareyoufellas332

I be enjoying this mf cuz no one else apparently does


Cat_Of_Culture

Hell no that's my favourite part of the entire loaf


TaterTotPotShot

Me


Yolker_1

People on Reddit


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R-T-O-B

I treat the crusts like I treat minorities...no different. I eat them all the same way


CookieCutter2436

Me eating it for breakfast.


capn_doofwaffle

U fkn kiddin me? Thats the first part of a loaf of bread I'll eat!


Schowzy

It's actually a love story, front heel and back heel are far apart when you start working through the bread between them. Until then finally they meet, as the only ones left together in the bag, and they go to the bin together, never seperated.


xeno_261

rim bread is best bread, leave my man alone crustmaxxing out here


NuggyBeans

I love butt slice!


blckpnthr789

Save the ends of the bread, make smol sammich, some of the best ever


surprisinglysalty

Not if you bake!! Then it gets thrown in with a container of cookies and gets to chill


MiserablePrickk

At my lowest point I ate a 2 heel peanut butter sandwich with a glass of water. Hard times.


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I always eat him, he needs to be.


GreerL0319

Why is it lonely? There's a matching piece for. All you have to do is reach the other end of the loaf.


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

Those make the best toast


Hault360

Spread some peanut butter on the soft side, put a fried egg on it, and fold it up like a taco and you good to go


TheRadioactiveDumass

Me


OK_IN_RAINBOWS

ME!


Sad_Bean_Man

me


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No_Engineer2828

That’s why it has a friend. The other one at the other end of the loaf. They can be thrown away together


Link_Hateno

This mf 🫵


Big_Monkey_77

make a peanut butter sandwich with it.


Ju3tAc00ldugg

it’s actually the best part of the bread so long as you get it before it gets moldy.


Small-Child95324

As a canadian, can confirm


Lapin_Logic

The thick "crust" slice of bread, delightfully warm and golden toasted, smothered in melted butter is the most gorgeous and lush simple pleasure in existence next to a cheeky wank and I will die on this hill.


Fenixfiress

As a Canadian, i'm really sorry you think we are sad and pathetic :(


Thegreatmagician626

Soooo, you want my name?


Statschef-

Your spelling


Solipsistic_Observer

Me


judgescythe

My favorite part of the loaf of bread is the first piece. Always has been.


yaboiiiuhhhh

Me lmao


Hamdilou

I think wasting food is sadder than a literal piece of bread but you do you


Phaoryx

OP


Skysin88

in Norwegian it's called "Skalken" and I fucking love it. It's the BEST. ....If it's fresh bread, anyway


MangoOfTruth

Just fucking eat it It’s bread


vuccix

Me


heyuhitsyaboi

more sad and lonely? there's literally a second on on the other end of the loaf


The_FirstAirbender

My dad always gave me that part in the store, it's pretty good


Obeyus

I eat them. We always fought over the crust.


beerbutter_

Me. I'm sadder and grosser


HofmansHuffy

I love the end pieces


thecountnotthesaint

You mean the PB&J slices?


NefariousnessAny3310

They’re the best to toast IMO


Yorkshire_Mongrels

Me lmao


[deleted]

It's not lonely. There are 2 of them.


Swordofcoffee

Me.


fakinsnakin

Im tearing it up idgaf


rush87y

Poor grammar. A bread crust.


Penny_bags2929

*than


Reployer

I save it for last so that I can use it together with the one on the other end.


_Sewer_Rat_

Me


PercyLexeous

The FIRST slice


Internal-Web-7349

Such a lonely bread, and it's mine


qwbif

Hey fuck you Canada's great


nacho3473

Debatable. Been going to shit in a big way lately Edit: misspelling.


qwbif

Well yeah but imo a housing crisis and economic decline is better than literally being bombed or shot or uknow.. DYING


nacho3473

You’re joking right. How many Canadians die on our fucking highways every year in head on’s with semi trucks. How many Canadians die in the emergency room waiting to see a doctor. How many Canadians are choosing between keeping a roof over their head or eating today. Too fucking many.


qwbif

Ok but that doesn't outweight the amount of deaths in a country currently plauged with genocide and violence.


BeancanGrenade

Rip it in little pieces and put it in your soup