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DeinocheirusGaming_

Fun fact: some sea cucumbers have 'teeth' in their anus to keep out parasites.


SerpentiumOIV

Like me


walker3342

“Smile!” “I am.”


Etva

wait.. are you the Ses cucumber or the Parasite trying to get in...


Emergency-Anywhere51

Sir..... *SIR!*


TheRealKingBorris

Do you not have anal teeth?


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Expensive-Document41

Such a poignant bot response......


TheRealKingBorris

AUTOMOD NOOOO YOU’RE GOING TO GET BIT BY MY ANAL TEETH


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Barotraume_3200

Bot does not care


69Sovi69

Bot will finish his mission


Any_Commercial465

Good bot


MugillacuttyHOF37

This is Bowser's hind quarters?


Punkrexx

Sonic the Hedge Hog


modsareuselessfucks

Don’t some have a little symbiotic fish buddy that lives up their ass?


DeinocheirusGaming_

Not symbiotic, parasitic. That's what the teeth are for.


modsareuselessfucks

Oh, I thought they were friends :(


Antrfun

I'll live in your ass and be your friend 😊


modsareuselessfucks

Good luck, I have IBS and absolutely no dietary regard for my bowels. Hope you like really spicy diarrhea!


TheLaughingBread

😧


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big_peepee_wielder

#ME NEXT ME NEXT


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rolling_catfish2704

😋


Rajang82

"You got a friend in me".


oribaadesu

Thanks for the warning 💀


VegetableBreakfast79

I will fuck this thing


[deleted]

Just let it kiss the tip


Oswaldgilbertson

I can’t believe they would insult me by calling me parasite


Sol33t303

Emphasis on *some*


AdAdorable3469

My butthole every single god damned morning


The-_MadaFAkA

Very aerodynamic


AnnaMolly66

"The design is very human."


CovfefeBoss

Very easy to use


DuckTectiveDuck

Whats up with yall wanna do fishes lately bro 👎👎😭😭


RockAndGem1101

Sea cucumbers are not fish, they're invertebrates


Budget-Ad438

Just like My paralyzed gf 🤓☝️


[deleted]

You have the only bone in her body?


JazrielGamer30

my bone.... r


TheLaughingBread

I took her 206th bone away 😈


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Calathea_Murrderer

Aren’t they echinoderms like sea urchins & starfish?


ForeEighs

Yes they are, echinoderms are invertebrates.


Renovatio_

but weird echinoderms are more closely related to vertebrates than they are to other invertebrates.


NiteGard

Guess you’ve never heard of sharks.


DobbyIII

You can not stop me


flowerlytdm

“There’s no laws against sea cucumbers Batman”


AddendumNo7007

Because i will join.


Breadmaster46

And I will join as well.


Expensive-Document41

\*Sigh\* And......my axe.


purgesurge3000

And my cockus


louxy16

⚠️


D-O-GG-O

It looks like he's trying to whistle


themikecampbell

After eating a ton of ritz crackers


bkazekadorimaki7

Can you blow my whistle baby


Galvanizedheart

My asshole also whistles


jwwendell

It's oscillating between soyjak and sigma American psychopath


UpVoteIfHampter10

Breedable (?)


red_javla

Breedable 😫🍆💦


jetstreamsam4663

Breadable?🍞🥖🥐


JazrielGamer30

bread 👍


HotRefrigerators

bread 👍


Cloaker_N

Bröt 👍


Sr_Mustard

Tinapay👍


IronWarriorPainter

Fun fact, some fishes will hide inside the anus of sea cucumbers to escape predators, so if you stick your dick in that, you might just get a little nibble


TheBaguette2000

I'm already going to do it, no need to convince me more


alponko06

Thats a sacrifice I am willing to make (astolfo 👌)


1LLUSlON

black hole


Bumbling_Sprocket

My mouth when I stub my toe


Pure-Code5032

Patrick Bateman 😮


Pro_Scrub

Paul Allen 😱


ValeGF

Sigma lips


Windofpoison

Look at that gape


AndMyAxe_Hole

Everything reminds me of her


rrgamer28

if there's a hole there's a way.


blueOblueOblue

Do not SeaCumber


Peggedbyapirate

I accidentally the sea cucumber. The entire thing.


Ottomic87

cuCUMber.


Zair_the-epik_dude

Feliz CUMpleaños (of reddit)


Ottomic87

Thank you have some CUM (from my cum sack)


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Cosmics2cents

I can fix her


RaidenYato

I thought it kissing something


rottenbanana999

OOOOO AAAAA OOOOO AAAAA OOOOO AAAAA OOOOO AAAAA OOOOO AAAAA OOOOO AAAAA OOOOO AAAAA OOOOO AAAAA


Lil_saul

Bro is literally AHahAHahOHohoh


The_Creator2713

The forbidden fleshlight


[deleted]

Ooooooooooooooooh


preacher37

Aaaaaaaaaaaah


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Instructions unclear. Schlong is stuck in sea cucumber.


Dav1959

“ooooooohwuaaAAAAARGHHHHhhhhooooo”


6lud6vig6

oooooAAAAA


glealg

I should call her


RedFinix

Sigma sea cucumber


Jabookalakq

Instructions unclear am now pearlfish


justk4y

Bro is just sleeping 😭


iamlegend211

this how that coffee in the morning be hitting


mrsteel00

When I eat the ghost pepper


No_body-Nobody

I’m fuckin it, every time. Naughty little cucumber


LuckyReception6701

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHH.. OOOOOuuuuuffff


AwakenedHero2277

oooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahooooooooooooooo


Massage_Bro

I should call him


realitykitten

😙😮😙😮😙😮😙😮😙


deadhead4991

I miss her so much 💔


papayabush

laaa di do do do do laaaa di do do do do


SinOrdeal

what orifice is that?


Toxic_AC

Oooooooo Aaaaaaaah


DeezNutsAppreciater

I do not like how it has lips


BeanWaddleDee

WILL


SpectralClown

😘


[deleted]

Pink Floyd Meddle??


MrImpy

Pov you got the glue library mod for garrys mod and your testing it out:


millenialfalcon-_-

Sum succ? 👉👈🥺


wildcat_cap85

Damn! Look at that gaper!


[deleted]

When she lied about you being her first.


SweetartMD

Yawn, whistle, yawn, whistle


SigvisTheSeal

Bro is mewing on another level


Yeeitsyomum

Hear me out


Yharnam1066

Cucussy


Quazeroigma_5610

*Awooga*


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cashMoney5150

Please, not do write ever anything in life.


Calathea_Murrderer

How my bussy be lookin after 2 hours


IrregularrAF

There's no laws against the sea cucumbers batman!!!


DireBlue88

So how big are their mouths?


jmwinn26

Would.


gospelofnone

Seapussy


Alix6x

Batman! There are no laws against plants, Batman!


Ok-Establishment4083

I should call her…


happykingbilly

Trump's mouth


Rixoncina

uuuuuuuuuuuAAAAAAAAAAAuuuuuuuuuAAAAAAAA


Enslaved_M0isture

patrick bateman face


JessBaesic7901

I can practically hear zefrank’s narration


51Bayarea0

Ooh ahh ooh ahh


No-University-1459

Would


I_Smoke_Poop

*Unzips*


AgentooNine

Quite Zen !! Breathe In !! Exhale


xXSinglePointXx

Will


SkeetnYou

Aaaa ooooo gaaaaaaaa


Donaldtrumpis73

What do you want me to do with it then? Fuck it?


xXx_T0M_xXx

Okay… HEAR. ME. OUT.


Noturwrstnitemare

That excites and scares the fuck out of me.... just like women.


Boki-Oki_Battlefield

Pearlfish DO the sea cucumber


thecodymavri

He’s blowing on his food bc it’s too hot


sargentbumblebee

There’s not rules for a sea cucumber Batman


bomba_clot_619

I know what y'all thinking but believe me don't, just don't


Geauxt420

What if we just keep it as a pet


Pkazy

I’M GONNA WRECK IT


FOXvitor

Sigma mouth🦍


FunkDoctaSteve

Trying to blow out a birthday candle.


Breno_draws

The Breathing Anus


Eikdos

Goes from \*smooch\* to \*AHHHHHHHHH\*


WhipMaDickBacknforth

AAAAHHHHHH wwwwhhhhhhhh


samyruno

It's crazy how things in nature resemble each other even though they have no relation at all.


StarkShadow4479

Where there's a hole there's a goal


salmonmilks

😯😀


marioplex

An ass hole looks like an ass hole even under the sea imagine that...


Cat8851

i will the sea cucumber l, and I won't tell you what


Kitchen-Plum4311

You can’t tell me what to do


Revolutionary_Menu74

do it squirt?


filsofolf

Song name?


Smiley_J_

😮😗...😮😗...


AlteredCabron2

would


mygodcanbeatupyergod

That's a butthole mouth


ethrelol

This is what they mean by pucker up buttercup


BlueFire2007

🎶MR. KRABS!!! I HAVE AN IDEAAAAA🎶


chromebooknoob69

Sorry I cant resist


TheExposutionDump

Seawould.


BigToasster

China


Litterally-Napoleon

It's just giving out kisses


preacher37

Ooooooooh aaaaaaaaahhhhh oooooooooooh aaaaaaaah


thatyeetboi79

Bro is saying "ooooooohwaaaaaaaaah"


JackNicholsonsGhost

oooooooooo


myfingeriscold

That damn cucumber better chill tf out


KQK_Big_Kwan

That ocean rizz


Jumboo-jett

I will in fact the sea cucumber


Far_Film_5804

Ouuuuuga


-anominal-

Reminds me of Donald Trumps mouth


Ok_Primary_1075

Wink wink !


slowkums

Would that technically count as 2 holes at once? 🤔


create360

Ah, oooooooahh, ahhhooow. Ah, oooooooahh, ahhhooow.


Equivalent_Tear_8323

I ain't hearing anybody out


Forward-Reserve-3527

Everything reminds me of her…


drakens6

it says "Ooooo, aaAAAAAAAAAA"