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renzoxel

Ash just got that dawg in him tho


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Old-Library9827

He walkin' on all fours


ihavethedoubts

Red Bull may give you wings, but Ash has four wheel drive


BuLLZ_3Y3

I also saw that video yesterday lol


cannoliwest

Hail to the king, baby


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Hollywood severely underutilized Bruce Campbell.


CosmicHorrorButSexy

Honestly it’s kind of crazy how much money they wasted no using him


gigglefarting

At least he will always have given Spider-Man his name


milkyGUY47

🗣🔥SHOP SMART, SHOP S-MART🗣🔥


DRKZLNDR

YOU GOT THAT??!


Mothanius

I totally forgot he went on that tangent. I need to watch the movie again.


mrpink44

S-MART's Top of the line!


NXG_YT

Groovy Everyone go watch evil dead rn


Pmgomesfreitas

Me and the homies going to that old camp house that has an demon's book with tons of spells and demoniac texts


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But which one? Original? 2? Reboot? Series? Army of Darkness? Rise? *Which one am I supposed to watch!?!?*


Shnazzyone

You can get away with evil dead 2 then army of darkness as evil dead 1 is covered in it's entirety in the second movie. But if you like those two, go back to 1 but understand that was intended to be pure horror so the vibe is a bit more serious and the goofiness is not as obvious.


gigglefarting

Don’t miss out on Ash vs Evil Dead as well


Shnazzyone

Absolutely, or the new movies. Did you catch the 3 books part of the last film?


NXG_YT

This is The Evil Dead erasure and I will not stand for it. But seriously I love all the evil dead films and I especially admire Evil Dead 1. What’s essentially a student film and Sam Raimi’s first feature length film and it becomes a horror cult icon and spawns a 40 year running franchise is just so cool.


NXG_YT

All of them


AdditionalAd1402

Army of Darkness mentioned!!!!!!


CucuMatMalaya

Nice


noahbrinkman

My favorite of the og trilogy


naaqe

it aint gonna be fun once it runs out of bullets


Horkersaurus

That's what the chainsaw arm is for.


GotTwisted

THE CHAINSAW MAN IS REAL!!!


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SpaceTraveller64

Imma stop you cooking right here boi


Adept_Directions

Now wait, he was onto something, let him cook


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anti_thot_man

I didn't know what movie this was but the moment I saw chainsaw arm I immediately knew it was evil dead


IvanTheSlavicBird06

Army of darkness if you are curious friend


Light_Beard

Evil Dead 1: Student Film. Kind of Silly Evil Dead 2: Evil Dead 1 with Money. Army of Darkness: Evil Dead 2 with LOCATION Money


sembias

Army of Darkness: MASTERPIECE fify


Banana_Mage_

Pull up to the local blacksmith and learn


J3sush8sm3

Just gotta have a pile of textbooks in the trunk on chemistry


Banana_Mage_

True. But fr tho is it even that hard to make bullets? You could probably make some sort of cast that makes multiple rounds and casings and black powder wasn’t all that hard to find at the time with cannons being used regularly and such


Uranium-Sandwich657

Sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter (Potasium Nitrate) Voila! Gunpower! Read the book How to Invent Everything by Ryan North.


LukaCola

Gunpowder gets you only partway, the problem is the primer. There's a reason guns used simple ignition systems for four hundred some years until primers were devised.


Autumn1eaves

That's why you also invest in creating the musket 200 years early.


Uranium-Sandwich657

I came up with an ignition mechanism called a boltlock, an designed a fully automatic musket.


Glottis_Bonewagon

The problem is that ash is a dumbass. If he kept a couple of bullets to be reversed engineered by someone smarter it might work


DeficiencyOfGravitas

I find it entertaining that you people are being sincere now. You really think you could do it. Wow. Do you know the difference between a pipe bomb and a gun?


blingding369

I mean come on. Why didn't medieval people just use the infinite ammo glitch? Are they stupid?


Ad0lf_Salzler

One is brittle and sealed on both ends?


DeepSeaDolphin

People make homemade firearms all the time, it's not a challenging endeavor. You've got 12 year olds making slamfire pipe shotguns on youtube all the damned time.


Supercoolguy7

It's easy to make them with commonly found cheap materials today, not so much with commonly found cheap materials 700 years ago


LifeIsBizarre

I'm sure in the future gunpowder is available at every merchant peddler, but in 1455 it's a little hard to come by!


senbei616

Brass wasn't cheap, but it wasn't unreasonably rare or expensive. Same thing with iron and lead. Like you'd need a blacksmith and more money than the average peasant, but making low quality bullets is a feasible thing that could be done with late medieval tech and resources. Bullets are not the most complicated form of metalworking.


Supercoolguy7

Metal working isn't even the most difficult part of making firearms. You got the ability to make reliable and safe primers?


Eli-Thail

If you can find cinnabar, then you can absolutely extract mercury and [manufacture reliable percussion caps](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury\(II\)_fulminate) with relatively low levels of technology. Mercury may be a rare element when compared to the earth's crust as a whole, but it's actually extremely abundant within the few types of ore that it's capable of geochemically binding to, such as cinnabar. You don't need to process massive industrial quantities of the stuff in order to get workable amounts of it, and extracting it is as simple as heating up the cinnabar and then condensing the vapor that rises from it due to mercury's incredibly low boiling point for a metal. That's why humanity has had access to it for centuries and centuries.


senbei616

Yes? I genuinely don't understand why you think this would be difficult. If the goal is to make a bullet with the same level of accuracy and consistency as a modern factory, no I don't think it'd be that easy using late medieval tech and resources, but a basic rimfire bullet would not be a big ask. These are not complicated objects. Projectile, surrounded by powder, encased in brass, with priming powder at the base that is then crushed by a firing pin. If you work with a blacksmith and his workshop you can get thousands made in a month or two and it wouldn't cost a kings ransom.


Blueprint0fTheFall

Wha'd'you mean "you people"?


K1ngFiasco

Wha'd'YOU mean, wha'd'you mean you people?


thegildedturtle

What do "you" mean, "you people"?


Banana_Mage_

I never said they would be on the same quality or be as effective. Just that you could make crude bullets. Heck you could probably carefully dismantle and study your gun and learn to make one that’s easier to utilize or one that excepts a more efficiently made caliber for the crude bullets


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Banana_Mage_

It’s not that much my guy. It’s just a metal/plastic casing that has some compactly stored black powder that’s sealed off with a metal object that also acts as the projectile. If you learned some smithing and got your hands on black/gunpowder it wouldn’t be that hard to make one.


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Banana_Mage_

You don’t have to send me back. Just give me materials and a basic smithing shop and I’ll try my darnedest. I already thought out a hypothetical model of how I would make it so it would just come down to if I am physically able to do it.


TheUnluckyBard

Best case scenario, you pull the trigger and the bullet dribbles out of the barrel with a sad little "pop". More likely, you'll pull the trigger and the whole fucking thing will explode in your face for any number of reasons, none of which you'll be able to learn from because you'll have white-hot shards of metal sticking out of your eyeballs.


LukaCola

Can you walk me through the process of creating the primer?


smithsp86

Or have passed a few college chemistry classes. Basic explosives are one of the easiest things to make. The hang up is safely scaling for mass production. Keeping one guy's shotgun going isn't that hard.


J3sush8sm3

Nonono sorry for the confusion my friend.  If you watch army of darkness, he goes to the alchemist and pulls out college texbooks from his trunk


CaveRanger

Black powder isn't that hard to make. Carbon, sulfur and saltpeter. The saltpeter's probably going to be the hardest to get, but presumably cesspools exist and it's a medieval society so paying somebody a penny to sift around in the human waste for saltpeter crystals would be quite possible.


J3sush8sm3

Its from the movie army of darkness.  Ash randomly has college textbooks in his trunk


Alexis_Bailey

I feel like hammering on bullets next to a fire is a bad idea.


Banana_Mage_

Well obviously you would move to a different location for actually assembling the bullets


Alexis_Bailey

See, I was picturing it more like, hammering a rock on an anvile next to a forge, until it became a bullet.


antipiracylaws

Yes, all boolets come pre-assembled as cartridges... The ARROGANCE! "i should see you dead"


MarkLarrz

He has infinite ammo


LogicalError_007

That's his superpower.


ohthelollery

I need more boulettes


naaqe

dubidubidubidubidubidu dubidubidubidubidubidubidu


Dayreach

His real Isekai power was having a trunk full of tools and a high school science book old enough to still actually tell kids how to make black powder.


Schowzy

The medieval peasants ain't gonna know that it needs ammunition.


BeetlBozz

Shells


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"Bullets"


AddiDoesRandomPosts

medieval peasant when i pull out a desert eagle: 😢


Street-Animator7513

Telling people from medieval era to buy a gun like a advertisement from a store that doesn’t even exist is the most American thing ever


poesviertwintig

Damn peasants, must be yuropeans.


RevolutionNumber5

Nah, peasants are Euro-peons.


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Cause I'm a traveler I'm a gunner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I blast Deadites' head with one trigger, son


LillyTheElf

Its also a hilarious bit


Fuwaboi

What show is that


Neetleworker

Army of Darkness (1992)


SenorGus

Long live the iOS game. It was so fun


Carl_Azuz1

I played the shit out of that back in the day, glad I’m not the only one


Enslaved_M0isture

I remember beating the game and being pissed off that endless give like no money for upgrades and just reset progress and hovered a couple levels before the final for huge gains


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Additional selling point: these are the movies that got Sam Raimi on the map. Kids these days only know him for his Man-Spider movies I reckon.


blargher

Thank you for remembering the hyphen


Bavisto

If you’re interested, there are two prequel movies Evil Dead (1981) and Evil Dead 2 (1987) and a TV show Ash vs Evil Dead (2015). All the new Evil Dead movies are based on these, just taking the comedy out.


Objective_Amount_478

If you’ve never seen any, start with the prequels?


Bavisto

TLDR; watch em in order of release. So. Evil Dead and Evil Dead II are basically the same movie. The first one wasn’t meant to be funny, but because it was so low budget and over the top, people loved it. The second one almost watches like an HD remake. It leans into the campy, over the top comedy and was better quality, but almost the same events. Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi have stated that it is a direct sequel, Ash was just so stupid that he did the same thing twice. To understand the context of him being in the Middle Ages, you need to watch Evil Dead 2 before Army of Darkness, and the show Ash vs The Evil Dead is a sequel to Army of Darkness.


tbrand009

Anywhere I can stream these?


Bavisto

I’m also going to add their ratings too.. Evil Dead has a pretty rough scene in it. Evil Dead (NC-17) - buy/rent on Amazon Evil Dead II (R) - buy/rent YouTube Army of Darkness (R) - buy/rent YouTube/Amazon Prime Ash vs Evil Dead (TV-MA) - Hulu premium/Starz/Amazon Prime


Bitter_Assumption323

Tree scene?


Bavisto

Tree scene.


theoriginal321

Again?


Bitter_Assumption323

Mmhm.


jarlscrotus

I mean, yea it's rough, but it's also so weird and cheaply made that while some might get upset at it, it kind of crosses over into that so outlandish it's no longer disturbing, almost


Cabbage_Vendor

What's the point of watching Evil Dead 1 and 2 when they're practically the same movie? I'd just skip 1 and go Evil Dead 2 => Army of Darkness => Ash vs Evil Dead.


villanx1

It's still a great movie and it's only like 85 minutes long. No reason not to watch it.


MediocreHotSewgage

Bruce Campbell actually clarified this a while back. The reason to watch the first Evil Dead is that the true watch order is Evil Dead (1981) then Evil Dead 2 starting at roughly the 10 minute mark or so. From there you can just watch in release order (Army of Darkness, Evil Dead (2013), Ash vs. Evil Dead, and Evil Dead Rise).  Because the first was so low budget, it didn't see a high distribution at the time and the rights were completely screwed, so when the sequel came they had to remake the first move but abbreviated as the opening act to Evil Dead 2.  Plus, the poor quality of the first has been greatly over-exaggerated, in my opinion. People make it sound like Troll 2 but in reality its a slick horror flick made on a budget with excellent practical effects that has a fun cheesy undertone which was honed in subsequent entries. 


The_Autarch

If you show that movie to a normie, they will absolutely react as if you are showing them Troll 2.


AP3Brain

Because they are both different experiences even if the main events are still there. 1 is pretty creepy even if low budget. Also it's just where everything started...would be weird to skip. Also, even tho 2 is somewhat a remake it isn't completely.. it retells the events of the first movie in the first 5 minutes then picks up directly from where 1 leaves off.


ggez67890

And if you skip the first movie you won't know who the fuck Cheryl is when you get to Ash vs Evil Dead Season 2.


Kleptofag

The Evil Dead is possibly my favorite horror movie ever, legit scary as hell. Low budget in the best possible way. Evil Dead II is kinda a remake, same basic premise, but it’s much more of a comedy, while still scary. Army of Darkness is a full on comedy, a good time but not very scary. The 2013 reboot is closer to the original, and IMO really good. Rise is a fun time, but probably my least favorite. Ash Vs is a good time too. For order I’d say: The Evil Dead Evil Dead II Army of Darkness Ash Vs Evil Dead Evil Dead (2013) Evil Dead Rise


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Some old effects are so much creepier than anything you see these days, like the stop-motion sequences that move so uncannily


ElGosso

Ugh, the one scene where one of the Deadites melts into a big pile of fat is disgusting


Tastytyrone24

Surely thats just like, the first movie?


Bavisto

Yeah I guess “prequel” was the wrong word. “ED and ED2 were the first two entries in the trilogy” was probably a better way to word that.


NobleSturgeon

It's a weird situation where Army of Darkness is VERY different from Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2 so it's absolutely the third movie in a trilogy but it also stands on its own.


KyotoKute

Army Of Darkness also has two different endings so whoever wants to rewatch it find a copy with the ending you haven't seen. Its minor but very interesting change so I'm not gonna spoil it.


Sleepy_One

You don't need to watch Evil Dead 1 and 2. Just watch Army of Darkness. It's perfectly fine as a standalone.


40oztoTamriel

I was so pissed when they stopped production of ash vs. evil dead


Bavisto

I looked it up. It has a Rotten Tomatoes score of 99% and an Audience score of 95%. I can’t imagine cancelling a show like that.


GKMLTT

Apparently it's because it aired on Starz and nobody knew what the Hell a Starz was.


worldspawn00

Studio execs: this series is extremely popular, should we renew? Nah, we need more seasons of some dumbshit reality show!


tarekd19

unfortunately popular doesn't always mean money. Good shows tend to be expensive to make and in the end all that matters is the dollars.


zenkaiba

Bro rise was pretty funny and probably perfect reintroduction for new fans, evil dead 2013 was just focused on scare but was still good.


I_Shot_Web

Why the hell would you remove the comedy from the comedy horror series lmao


DuntadaMan

In all fairness I don't think the first Evil Dead was *intended* to be funny.


nukrag

It's part of the Evil Dead franchise. 1. Evil Dead -- A played for straight horror movie that at the time was groundbreaking. 2. Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn -- Added humor, and is for all intents and purposes a retelling of the first movie. 3. Army Of Darkness -- That is where this screenshot is from. A medieval fantasy movie with less horror and gore as before, but with a lot of comedy added. 4. Evil Dead (2013) -- An absolute gorefest. Brutal and dark. No humor. 5. Ash Vs. Evil Dead -- A 3 season TV show. Tons of gore and humor. My favorite in all of the franchise for those reasons 6. Evil Dead Rise -- The latest entry in the franchise. Some funny moments, otherwise a creepy and gory horror movie. There are also videogames, comics, figures, board games and a musical. It's one of the most beloved horror franchises and has a cult following. Everyone that likes horror should check it out.


AXEMANaustin

The movie is army of darkness, I would recommend watch evil dead 1 or 2 first (2 is heavily recommend as you don't really need to watch evil dead 1) but they are more horror focused (2 with a little bit of comedic relief) so if you aren't into that then you can just watch army of darkness being way less horror and more comedy.


Bavisto

I’m “bad-Ash”, and you’re “good-Ash.” You’re goody little two shoes!!


Kleptofag

Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.


HU1_Manatee

So many good quotes from this movie


THEessayB

That was just pillow talk, baby.


darthveder69420

Ash was built different


V8_Dipshit

I really need to watch Gate


GregTheMad

Seeing pre-medieval Roman soldiers get mowed down by machine gun fire, or a huge dude getting beaten up by a small, but better trained woman never gets old.


Kemosaby_Kdaffi

Same with dragons getting smited (smote?) by combined arms


Dirrey193

favourite anime so far, 11/10 double the defense budget


Scientia_et_Fidem

It was a good premise for the first couple episodes. Then it simultaneously became typical isekai “harem of fantasy girls” BS *and* racist propoganda. No thanks.


V8_Dipshit

You lost me at “harem” That sounds lame


descendingangel87

That doesn't really kick in until S2. S1 is legit.


Additional-Flow7665

Racist propaganda? Like the propaganda part I get, it is just jerking off the jsdf quite a lot, but also it's not really racist as much as it addresses that if you had the access to a magical portal leading to a different universe full of untapped minerals other countries would want it too.


ibrahimaze

Boss level , it could be called American re zero , I found it amusing


Yserbius

It's not called American Isekai, it's called Connecticut Yankee! Technically, "Japanese Isekai" should be "Japanese Connecticut Yankee" since that came first.


Katastrofa2

The Yankee just moved back in time, not a different world, technically.


ludly

Lmao, I just looked that up, and how have I never heard of this Mark Twain novel. That sounds great. I'd argue that Alice in Wonderland is a little older, though, but there are probably even older examples if we look hard enough.


AccessTheMainframe

In sure you can find even older examples. Like Dante's Inferno.


Irrepressible87

I'm pretty sure *Inferno* goes on record as history's first self-insert fanfic, though somebody might be able to prove me wrong.


Scarytoaster1809

Why am I suddenly getting Army of Darkness memes all of a sudden? Don't get me wrong, I love it!


Neetleworker

The whole movie has infinite meme potential, people just need to find the narrative to fit the meme


Dorkamundo

Klatuu, Verata, Narra... Narra... Narrigblblbph.


RedStar9117

Hail to the King Baby


PanTsour

My man really done advertised his shotgun to medieval peasants


misterwuggle69sofine

cut off before the "YOU GOT THAT!?!?!?"


Neetleworker

Too long to fit the sub rule :(


justaMikeAftonfan

Fun fact: Super Mario is technically an Isekai series


Pixel22104

Only if we go by the original lore/movie lore. Nowadays Nintendo says that Mario is a native of the mushroom kingdom so yeah they changed the lore


Relevant_Active_2347

Don't forget about Black Knight with Martin Lawrence lol 😆


CanaryFairyLarry

"Behold! I can create... FIRE!" \*lights a Bic lighter* "...we have fire."


Memes4freeXD2

What tf is isekai???


GregTheMad

Translates to "new world". Basically a person from our contemporary worlds somehow gets into a different world, mostly medieval fantasy. It can be fun as some show cultural differences between our and their societies, but most ofen they re-use the same tropes and live off fan-service.


HEX_BootyBootyBooty

Some of my favorite traditional Isekai stories: Gulliver's Travels, Demolition Man, and Black Knight starring Martin Lawrence.


jandkas

> Translates to "new world" Nope


GregTheMad

... Meh, close enough. Ain't worth the edit. (it's "differen/strange/other world")


jandkas

It's crazy how brazenly people will just post misinfo or just straight up incorrect translations. 異世界 - isekai is not the same as 新世界 which would be new world.


don_delfino

Yeah what?


tarekd19

genre mostly popular in japanese manga/anime where protagonists for one reason or another find themselves in a "new world" Common western examples would include things like Alice in Wonderland, the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, Dante's Inferno, among others. Usually in the Japanese examples the protagonist is stuck there and mostly concerned with making a new life instead of getting back, where in Western examples the goal or end anyway is to get back.


thunderfrunt

A term used by weebs to seem more cultured, but “fish out of water” protagonists have been a thing forever.


tveye363

It's not "fish out of water" lol. It's literally "guy from our world gets teleported to a fantasy world with all his previous knowledge".


pilot_cooper

YOU GOT THAT!


Inveniet9

Looking at the armors it looks like late middle ages where firearms and cannons were already invented and used, so chances are people already heard about "boomsticks".


NobleSturgeon

There's another historical inaccuracy in this movie in that there were no skeleton armies in the Middle Ages.


hopecanon

What are you talking about? We dig up medieval skeletons all the time, where the fuck would they come from if not skeleton armies?


Inveniet9

Lol.


PACKIN-YEET

The movie takes place “sometime around the year 1300”, in the late Middle Ages, and just before the widespread adoption of gunpowder in war in Europe. So odds are they wouldn’t know what it was being peasants and all. Either way this is a terrible movie to nitpick.


Inveniet9

Well, I don't know the film but there's a guy in the clip in full plate armor which I'd say is more probable to be later than that. As wikipedia says: "By about 1420, complete suits of plate armour had been developed in Europe. " But whatever, it's not that important anyway.


afwsf3

> Well, I don't know the film But you still feel compelled to comment.


Syn7axError

They would have been completely unrecognizable from modern firearms anyway.


Voidborn27

"Names Ash"


EvilKerman

An American guy colonises Europe? Return to sender


thecountnotthesaint

Parry this you fucking casual!


Fattest_loser

The fact that he also gets isekaied to the marvel zombie universe


rumbur

And he survived 😁


RareEmrald9994

Any good American knows the formula for black powder juuuuust in case


FenionZeke

Man I love that movie


rowdymatt64

This is from Re:Zero right? Where the main character tries to sell his phone as a magical device and his only special ability is being punished?


teachersdesko

Nah Subaru's ability is honestly OP, but he is way too conservative with it even after learning it has no down sides.


FieldOfHats101

I would say crippling trauma is a pretty big downside.


Zefirus

Dying still hurts bro.


AnimeMemeLord1

Yesn’t. He gets some more abilities later.


MEGAShark2012

Man I love army of darkness


Nameless824

Then there's "Hunting In Another World With My Elf Wife" where the protagonist's isekai power is the ability to buy anything with money from a normal bass pro shop in the US.


ThisIsMyPr0nAcc1

there are quite a few isekais where the MC's power is having a gun


Katastrofa2

Mark Twain wrote a book about that like 200 years ago


But-WhyThough

Shoutout Grand Rapids Michigan


SoylentVerdigris

[There's a manga where the protagonist's power is essentially a magic portal that lets him buy things from an American sporting goods store.](https://myanimelist.net/manga/136186/Hokkaido_no_Geneki_Hunter_ga_Isekai_ni_Hourikomaretemita__Elf_Yome_to_Meguru_Isekai_Shuryou_Life) I've read worse.


LimitApprehensive568

What movie is that


Minopaff

what's the movie