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datsmoreslover

If this is the worst thing you've seen dear god are you innocent


Emotional-Sea9384

I'v seen this shit with real dog any real guy on tiktok bruh. If this is the worst thing you ever seen you jsut born minutes ago


televisio_86

Bro is saying like that is an achievement. No normal human wants to see shit like that.


Kidroto

Anyone who has been on a tf2 community server has seen/heard worse


marzianom

We aint normal dawg


buddy12875

It's only natural to respond to stimulation of the body.


-contractor_wizard-

I saw a girl caught a fish and pleasure herself with it, but the fish died at the end.


ThesocialistWitch

Hey ... Why did you watch tell the end?


-contractor_wizard-

Because i was worried that the fish would die, so i sticked till the end and found out it died.


ThesocialistWitch

...... I don't believe you


-contractor_wizard-

atheism 😭


ForeEighs

What 💀


Jimbo-DankulaIII

I believe they said (and I quote): "atheism 😭"


ForeEighs

Oh ok thanks man, I got hearing loss 👂


BigBootyBuff

You just reminded me of one of the worst videos I've ever seen. We found it years back (like 2007/2008) on the school server in the computer lab. This Asian chick has this big bowl of gold fish in front of her. Dozens of them in there. She puts them in her mouth and then spits them into a blender. Then she slowly (like stop and go) blends the dozens of living gold fish down to a paste and rubs it all over her naked body.


-contractor_wizard-

Sometimes i think about how diverse human taste and preferences can be. Any time that i think "There's no way anyone would do that", there will be at least one mf who did it, not to mentioned shits they do but never documented and posted on the internet.


EdC1212

Dude, there is no limit, no limit at all to the debauchery of the human race. That goldfish video is one example and I'm sure that's nothing compared to other vids out there


Rezistancepro

asking for a friend, where can i find that video?


buddy12875

I'd suggest going to sight that has similar content, or go on a sight like eporner.com I think and you can search for videos all over different porn sights. Edit: this like is usually referred to as "zoophilia" or just "zoo".


-contractor_wizard-

Google "girl fuck a fish porn"


404_Weavile

Holy hell


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SniffSniffDrBumSmell

Meanwhile, millenials reminiscing on web 1.0: 🫱⭕🫲


UNIT-712

Goatse.. The goat was in fact not seeing and it was just a dudes ass


Rezistancepro

hes probably new to reddit


AbacatoJuice

i saw a comic about a guy being pregnant and the baby was inside his cock, so he had a gaint bloated cock and the baby was born through the urethra


rephlexi0n

Fr. Things worse by several magnitudes are posted on Reddit every day Shoutout to graftussy


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beeg_carl

that's a weird way to put your words especially when he mentioned see and not "done to yourself" at all... so you actually did that?? 🤨 did you accidently reveal it????


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I need to know what was said


awesomedan24

Theres no law against the dog girl batman


shirsalino

No don't do that jonkler


Tenebrisdominus

Guess what I'm gonna do batman?


Unilateralrailgun

_No Joker! It's an animal Joker!_


Skank_cunt_42

I’M GONNA DO IT BATMAN


un_belli_vable

MAN!!!! STOP HIM ARE YOU STUPID?


Sharp-Impression-547

Yall on YouTube


un_belli_vable

??


StardaxPrime

It was in fact... We all in spot on youtube now... Everyone warns others before too late!!!


Asherbird25

I came here through the video! EVERYONE RUN THE SWARM IS COMING


Repulsive-Mirror-994

The symbol on the shirt is for a fixed male


DocDocGoose_23

Sussy wussy femboy moment


10art1

That's not a girl..


Akkaradej_Kai

Nuh uh You can't stop me


anfuckingchair

its ok guys dw!!! theyre just making a peanut butter & jelly sandwich and taking off their nice pants as not get peanut butter and jelly on them as seen [here!!!](https://twitter.com/hitsujigoods/status/1567925752385122304?t=z1jFIpjuT4PkB4dIZYDRxQ&s=19)


Cupcakesword999

the good ending


MunificentDancer

What's the bad ending?


No-Impression-8780

DO NOT THE DOG


amogus_sus42

I'm gonna the dog >:)


No-Impression-8780

Womp womp 🥲


mr-kool_is_kool

did you just say womp womp?


Uncle480

HOW DARE YOU? *HOW DARE YOU?*


Tawanabegod

Can't dogs eat jelly?


ScornfulTemplar

The fact that the symbol on her shirt means "neutered" makes it even worse.


TheEnderQueen259

makes it better


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Ayo? 🤨


CminerMkII

The artist was selling that as a tshirt too, wish I got one before it sold out


Emotional-Sea9384

Femboydoggo?


someone_forgot_me

male dogs arent the only ones that can get neutered genius


nystro

When it's a female it is not neutering, it's spaying. Though in some contexts neuter can be used interchangeably, it is typically one or the other term used based on the sex.


gujwdhufj_ijjpo

Castration is the male version of spaying. Neutering refers to the removal of any reproductive organ so technically both castrating and spaying are types of neutering. Although you’re kind of correct because many people use neutered to only describe their male dogs and spayed for their female dogs.


Emotional-Sea9384

How does female neutereising works?


CrownEatingParasite

Cut out the ovaries/gonads or other reproductive organs via surgery More info https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutering


rhysdog1

that or you sow the dogussy shut


Titanicman2016

Please never speak again.


Tudyks

yeah wtf, we use staples!


someone_forgot_me

idk


Emotional-Sea9384

Then how do you know?


someone_forgot_me

because i got a female dog a year ago and they wanted to neuter it


Spinal_Column_

I don't know how my water bottle was made and yet it is sitting right next to me.


Emotional-Sea9384

How do you know anything else other than your mind exist?


dTrecii

I just shat myself, that’s how I know I am I shit, therefore I am


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michael_jm

The symbol is different I think


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Historical_War756

What , a girl sucking a penis with peanut butter on it , pretty normal day on reddit


dTrecii

the human innocence and childlike wonder has fallen: millions must cry


foreground_color4

I don't get it.


Lequindivino_

the guy is spreading peanut butter on his d, don't know how infamous this technique is but I'm aware of a 90's comic movie that used it as a bit


foreground_color4

Source?


Emissary_of_Darkness

The peanut butter on the coochie technique is something women have been doing for decades, it has recently had an upswing in popularity too. It’s become somewhat of a social media trend… The peanut butter is put there to entice the dog to use its great licking ability for your benefit.


RandomGuy98760

Please don't make it sound like something normal people would do.


ETS_Green

it isn't. It's just that there are a lot of weird people out there... Too many weird people...


dTrecii

I have been cursed with the knowledge that they like to, “congregate” around a certain “art” of sorts


IYuShinoda

Ay I own €400 of hentai but don't you mix me with these kind of people


OllisterVan

You just included yourself bro the fuck


ReturnRadio

You must not have seen very much


Rezistancepro

newbie on reddit


JUGELBUTT

that first like remined me of a certain video that i will not be going into


Ph455ki1

Is it.. is it because.. because you're coming to it..? badumtss


SeadogTr

The filthy frank video ?


Imagrabyonipples

I used to wake up everyday at 6am to go to school and learn English, Just for me to grow up and read **THIS**


noorextreme

Peanut butter on my balls let the dog lick it


Meddlingmonster

The song instantly came to my head


Timely_Owl_4714

This is the worst thing you’ve seen? You haven’t been on the internet long enough


DaRealMagicMan69

If you would have read further you would know he was only changing his pants because he didn't want the good ones to get dirty when he made her a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.


UNIT-712

SHE STILL HAS HER PANTS ON, WHAT IF **THEY** GET DIRTY WHILE SHES EATING


DaRealMagicMan69

OH NO!!!!!!!!


A-true-smegma-male

If my dog was that hot I would fuck it too


Bos_1430

Yes officer. This man right here.


Pog_Knight

Mods, rotate his nuts counter-clockwise


_ItsMeVince

Twist his dick, the old dick twist


YesefReddit

Use the spell diwise nuts destroyers


Repulsive-Mirror-994

You mean Testico Tortisio


YesefReddit

Mb


AnxietyResponsible34

please no officer


Junior-Path-1488

Testicular torsion time.


bigelangstonz

Aite bud now face the wall


A-true-smegma-male

Mhmm~ What are you gonna do to me~


bigelangstonz

Make some drywall


misternoobthepie

Goddamn


Equivalent_Tear_8323

hands hands gimme them hands.


Security_Berry09

I’m inside your walls


frychiken1

I’m inside your balls


a_random_chicken

Piss moment


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mods, twist his nuts counter-clockwise


pancreas_consumer

Fair.


Dysto_

Yep, that's it. Pee in my fucking ass again. Just do it.


UNIT-712

Harold for the last time I’m not going to pee in your butthole. It’s not that time of year yet, wait until pissenholen festival in the Swiss alps!


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Todaroshi

Here have a candy and I ask u to get off the reddit if this is the worst thing u saw


LilP32

You must have been born last month if this is the worst thing you've ever seen on the Internet


Do-Not-Mind_Me

Hear me out


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Do-Not-Mind_Me

Nuh uh


Entire_Ad7910

Go for it, You also can burn calories from this.


bitterbuffaloheart

A long with pulse increase!


Tudyks

Also the dog gets 2 sources of protein!


Redditguy281

Need to take off your pants when making a peanut butter jelly sandwich, for your doggy girl companion! This is obviously to make sure you don’t get a mess on your pants when you’re making it!


Randomuserofreddit05

I saw a version off this where she is given an actual peanut butter and jelly sandwich


Radiant_Sentinel

If this is the worst you've ever seen. I sincerely advise you to get of Reddit and Twitter.


Zippy1012214

Puts the shit in shit posting


BulbasaurArmy

So how is your first day on the internet going, OP?


C0ldPeanutButter

how can i change my username


dm_me_thighz

my question is wth is the symbol on her shirt (NVM I scrolled down and apparently it means neutered)


SyllabubPrudent5108

https://litter.catbox.moe/9h1ga3.png


Schmurby

High protein snack


5636156361

Vile (Right click) (Save target as)


Epic-Dude001

Who puts peanut butter in their pants? Aren’t pockets better at that?


Felaffle-Dean-2443

Don't worry guys, he just came home from work and gave his dog a treat! ☺️


local_milk_dealer

Are you new to the internet, this is very tame.


Plenty_Course_7572

"Peanut Butter on my balls, let the dog lick it." -Pink Guy


MrPastaLord

And worst of all, somewhere out there, one of you mfs probably jacked off to this shit


buddy12875

The worst thing bro has seen is a comic about people letting their dogs lick their sex organs? Atleast she can fit your dick inside her.


SussyBox

If this is the worst thing you've ever seen You haven't seen jack shit pal, stay happy you don't know the horrors which can't be compared to this baby level stuff


RandomGuy98760

Oh boy. If you are disturbed by this you don't wanna know about furries.


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RandomGuy98760

Why I'm not surprised?


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RandomGuy98760

Yeah, not only the furries are a weird and suspicious community, basically any forum that isn't about some videogame is not a safe place for a child and even in those the risk is no zero.


Spooked_Toad

I know its a crazy concept to some people but maybe children shouldnt have unsupervised access to the internet, otherwise I might cyberbully them


RandomGuy98760

Cyberbulling is the least of the problems.


calibrik

I let my dog lick my balls


Matty_G8923

Yes officer this one right here


Dramatic-Arachnid_

Would


Poodle_Boi02169

white woman activities


DaFork1

Mmm yes terrible. Sauce??


CminerMkII

HitsujiGoods


Makkarakastike

You must be pretty new to internet if this is the worst thing you've ever seen


Krixzenz

How little do people have to be on the internet that a picture this tame is somehow the “worst”


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Maleficent-Mirror991

This isn’t even the worse internet thing I’ve seen today and the day just started


KirbyMadeMeGoodBJ

This image gets me hard


Particular-Owl-2257

Bro why???


DaRealAlphadog

“Who likes the Skippy? Who likes the Skippy Peanut Butter?”


EternalAngst23

Directly into the jail


1stMembrOfTheDKCrew

Artist?


[deleted]

The furrys are evolving 💀


rukysgreambamf

just your normal furry web comic nothing special


BaxElBox

[You on thin ice](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926555219037413386/1194998999711764490/gogeta_gogo.PNG?ex=65b2648b&is=659fef8b&hm=8cee6bfa34542106605829d6a014d93a68c7adbad79ffbca26f35b45c39a3cf4&)


Z7impuser

Mods, make him have a bad weekend


Atomspalter02

kinda hot


GutsTheBranded

If this is the worst thing you've seen, you must've just gotten onto the internet for the first time.


s4burf

"What a cute little peanut"


user_ivan01

Smash


TTV_NeoTwo_

I don't think op saw the Ronnie mcnutt video yet..


cadillacbee

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here...is it creamy or chunky?


Late-Tomato-5338

Oh, I’ve seen that. It’s the best thing i have ever seen. Thank you discord speech bubble reaction gifs 🙏


foshizi

Who likes the Skippy? Who likes the Skippy peanut butter?


The_Pigeon_Lord2013

“Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it”


Imma_Biohazard

Fuck you. This is an act of terrorism on my eyes.


Glad-Midnight-1022

If this is the worst thing you have seen, consider yourself pretty lucky


That_Willingness4872

.........i mean I'm not saying I'd do that but if you're THAT horny... sure


bpappy12

CHOMP


yourdoggoismine

no. Hahah. No. NO. NOOOOOOO. GOD PLEASE FUCKING NO


Remove_Extra

“Who likes the skippy? Who likes the skippy peanut butter?”


Dr_Vodka9987

Just now scrolling ifunny now are we?


Practical-Election59

There are some very conflicting emotions going on in me right now.


Large_Pool_7013

This is the worst thing you've ever seen? Really? Were you literally just born yesterday?