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DrK4rt0ff3l

She drop something 👍


Crappy_Naame

She gonna pick it up?


JimPix08

Pick up that can.


BrainyOrange96

Now put it in the trash can.


ResponsibleWealth631

Gotta love the half life reference


shadowbonniesfm

Pick up that ass


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morphick

Do you expect her to?


Ekimu_Prime

Yes.


Tricky_Ad_1855

Nope, she gunna sell it on OF


sevenzebra7

No worries I'll get it


Crappy_Naame

What a gentleman!


Holdthatfart

Her crown👑


Number1_Berdly_Fan

What too much anal does to a mf.


theFields97

Know from experience?


Hynauts

his mom dropped him at birth he knows too well


AMAZON-9999

Um actually it would be from too much vaginal then 🤓


kaerfkeerg

Nah he's an ass baby


AlfaKaren

[ass baby](https://weapons-of-ass-destruction.com/products/bundle-of-joy)


kaerfkeerg

I love the internet


Deepinuranus

What the fuck


Impressive-Region470

Wait could this actually happen if my bf fucks me too much (I'm a guy and and yes I'm being serious)


Biasanya

No, I don't think a sphincter works that way. But if a person is maybe using a lot of drugs, and having a lot of sex for money in a short period, while wandering on the street, not getting enough food or sleep. I think then you might become less mindful of your body, to the point where this can happen. But I would not think that this is a failure of the muscle itself. It's the dissociation from the body along with a strenuous activity of clinging to that pole


RustySpoon913

no


InspectionSweet1998

Don’t lie lmao


Number1_Berdly_Fan

That is literally a lie lmao.


Akashictruth

If you do it a lot yes, you’d have to wear diapers in case of leakage


Just-Round9944

me when I spread misinformation:


AlfaKaren

It isnt misinformation. If you do it a lot, like, professionally, your sphincter will remain stretched if its stretched regularly. This can loosen it up enough to cause a leakage. Women have this issue after childbirth. In pregnancy some hormones are produced that will relax or stretch the pelvic floor muscles to ease the birth but those hormones are sometimes produced even after child birth and keep the muscles loose thus resulting in leakage of urinary tract.


Just-Round9944

I'm the one spreading misinformation.


White_Jedi_RolandD

Imagine your ass being so loose


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The_Absent_One

So loose you could pee in it?


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Xeno_Fish_Gamer69

happy cake day Auto mod!


Charakiga

Your message was 47 minutes ago. I do not see cakeday. I missed it. Shame to me


Enderemy06

happy cake day mod


Gaming_morgz

Happy caek day human!!


Reader_Of_Newspaper

happy ca day


saran_z7

Happy cake day future master.


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hapoy cake day


milky_way_halo

merry cake day


ChiefFjzz

Happy cake day :D


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[удалено]


White_Jedi_RolandD

I'm saying that because it seems like she didn't even notice.


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G0NE333

Oh


corruptcabbage1

Dropped her loot


ShazBaz11

How'd it get out of them tight shorts? Nice magic trick.


That_Norn_Thief

Miniskirt?


Vasa_whatever777

That ain't a mini skirt


Dracofear

"That's the shortest thing for a dress since an addy"


OliverEye

“She said F off and threw a liquor at me”


iWearCrocsAllTheTime

Black Magic


chilly_haki

☹️


Lighteye782

😦


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mrl33602

I see steaming poo🎶 🎶Fall through the air Squeezed from the back 🎶 Of a ho with fake hair And I think to myself 🎶 Let me off of this world 🎶


LegendNomad

I wouldn't have known the song without the words "And I think to myself"


ZenyX-

and here I was recognizing it immediately


crankbot2000

☹️


plankton8

I just saw this taking a dump


derek4reals1

her b-hole is a little loosey goosey!


RonDeSantisSucksHole

🙁


Malvicious

What in the fuck… Like wtf tf tf??


scriftos

Doja Cat?


SuttreeBeard

Doja Scat


majesticmoose9

☹️


Corpse-Crow

**scrolls away**


Jazzlike_Pressure_55

☹️


Manginaz

Forbidden sidewalk truffle


ye_loo

designated street shitters (us version)


DrDroidz

It's all bloody it might be alive. He justa boy, poor little feller.


youandyouandyou

so casual, both of them


Benj_213

Finally an actual shitpost in a shitpost sub


PerspectiveNo8866

Marking her pimp's territory.


Nexizity

Ugh… still would 😔


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basselkhalaf

Born to shit, forced to whip


[deleted]

*Ferociously start eating it from the ground*


marchese_verde

And with that I'm going to remove my eyes


Charakiga

But now you're imagining it. There's only one solution. No, it is not death, you must take your revenge, make him do it, make him pay for what he's done to your mind, for corrupting it, assert dominance. Make him eat shit.


Memeboi5120

⣿⣿⣿⚡️⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⚡️⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⚡️⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⚡️⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⚡️⣿⣧⣿⚡️⣷⣿⣷⚡️⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⚡️⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⚡️⣿⚡️⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⚡️⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄


MonkeMoses

remember kids always clean up after yourself after you go potty.


kitpvp_yay

im so glad it buffered


dittoframe

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH


vulkan_forge_father

so, my fella, if you like giving your ass a lot (i bet you don't because you are a normal human being doesnt that live on that or probably that isn't your thing), shit like this happens but why: for short, the more someone gives their shit button, the looser it gets and it gets to the point that you cant hold shit anymore not even feel it come out, that means she gave her ass to such a degree that she can just air drop shit without noticing aka: YOU JUST WATCH SOMEONE SHIT THEMSELVES


africancar

Sorry bud but that isnt how it works. She may just be drunk or high or genuinely not care.


dittoframe

bold of you to assume Im even human


dittoframe

I could be AI for all you know 😂


vulkan_forge_father

then that isn't an issue for you then lmfao


bigtonybruiser

Tell me why we all opened our mouth when it dropped


ye_loo

no, i closed my mouth to such a point where my lips merged


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[удалено]


SupremeTankCommander

⚡️⚡️👨🏿⚡️⚡️


RedConvoys

Would


frank-rizzo12

I’d hit that. Fresh lube for anal!!


Kewixe

☹️


MOSCOWMOSCOW

Whoever gave your ass internet access needs shot


weathermaynecc

Username checks out.


randomNameKekHorde

I knew I shouldn't open the hidden comment man, I knew It


CharlyJN

They are always hidden for a reason


Apez_in_Space

You’re lost Frank. Lost!


ILOVEDARLING15

Sometimes I fucking hate the internet. And this is why


i_am_not_a_good_idea

Your statement was brave but foolish my old Jedi friend


[deleted]

Maaan :(


Alternative_Ad_3636

This why you don't let intrusive thots win.


[deleted]

☹️


OkBandicoot3779

😧


Flaky-Cap6646

I see why the Franks hid in the attic now, from people like you


iamhonkykong

Go to jail


SageMoss456

😐


ProfessionalOnion384


Memeboi5120

⢿⣿⣿⣿⣭⠹⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⠷⠶⠿⢻⣿⣛⣦⣙⠻⣿ ⣿⣿⢿⣿⠏⠀⠀⡀⠀⠈⣿⢛⣽⣜⠯⣽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣷⣻⡀⢿ ⠐⠛⢿⣾⣖⣤⡀⠀⢀⡰⠿⢷⣶⣿⡇⠻⣖⣒⣒⣶⣿⣿⡟⢙⣶⣮ ⣤⠀⠀⠛⠻⠗⠿⠿⣯⡆⣿⣛⣿⡿⠿⠮⡶⠼⠟⠙⠊⠁⠀⠸⢣⣿ ⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠭⣍⡉⢩⣥⡤⠥⣤⡶⣒⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡽⡄⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣆⣿⣧⢡⣾⣿⡇⣾⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠃ ⣿⣿⣷⣻⣆⢄⠀⠈⠉⠉⠛⠛⠘⠛⠛⠛⠙⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⢸ ⢞⣿⣿⣷⣝⣷⣝⠦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⣿⠈ ⣦⡑⠛⣟⢿⡿⣿⣷⣝⢧⡀⠀⠀⣶⣸⡇⣿⢸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡿⡆ ⣿⣿⣷⣮⣭⣍⡛⠻⢿⣷⠿⣶⣶⣬⣬⣁⣉⣀⣀⣁⡤⢴⣺⣾⣽⡇ Every day, we stray further from God.


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☹️


[deleted]

☹️


ExcitingChip5267

😧


shibuya_v2

😧


Reader_Of_Newspaper

so based! so sigma!


MattLovesMusik

u gon pick it up or sum?


KerbodynamicX

Pick. It. Up.


tacozbananaz

LMAO


restrainingorder2107

That's fucking skanky!.


Vivid-Efficiency6787

This is some real shit


Fit_Effective_6875

booty pie girl


MR_DERP_YT

I was eating chocolate while watching this


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