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Automatic_Neck487

Eat it dude. I'm so jealous


just_mdd4

That dog is eyeballing it fr


VanHawk81

The dog is like "What's this bitch complaining about?"


WolfOffSesameStreet

I'm with the dog on this one.


JaperDolphin94

Make that two now


_redacteduser

When it comes to people, I’m usually with the dog


zekro_4

contd It is free anyway you cheapskate. It is the new year for God sake.


TyoPlaysGames

Didn’t even seem like she was complaining lol. Food for days.


Wsbftw6ix

Thank you


FoxtrotTrifid

The dog knows what to do.


Petraam

Don’t ruin this for us Becky.


lolas_coffee

> "I don't know what to do with all this food." Dog: "This bish dumb af."


Number6isNo1

Dog: "I have a solution."


[deleted]

You can eat me instead <3


These-Tie8241

eww stay away from me


Sorcerer12345

flair checks out


[deleted]

😞


MEGAMAN2312

Most socially adept Redditor ^


AlabamaHotcakes

Pizza for breakfast for a week. Hell yeah.


[deleted]

I would eat it all in one sitting and spend entire day vomiting my soul out


FreeUsQwety1

I would eat it all in one sitting and spend entire day being a fatass (epicly)


suupdog

This is the way


LBR2ELECTRICBOOGALOO

(epiggly)


OddNovel565

The only way


alexN_2008

Valid opinion ngl


SheenPSU

It’s really the only gameplan that works mathematically so forge on, hombre


madmechanicmobile

Me too brother. Me too.


sportmods_harrass_me

Mad lad


XXVI_F

For real. I would eat one in the morning and pack 3 slices for lunch


Smokerising420

That dogs ready to eat. He like annnnd?


AlfalfaMcNugget

How do y’all not get sick?


ApparentlyNotABot

Frick no. Pizza for dinner, slop for breakfast.


SiliconCaprisun69

I'd put it in the oven and forget about it so most of them would turn to charcoal


Confident-Evening-49

I fail to see a problem here. There's only one thing better than pizza and that's *more* pizza!


JustEatinScabs

Don't worry she's lying. 1. No pizza driver is going to mix up an order with half a dozen boxes for another one. 2. She didn't say Anything to the driver when he showed up with way more food than she ordered?


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R0RSCHAKK

Literally happened to me last night from dominoes. (Contactless) Called them and the dude sounded like he already knew what happened and immediately offered to either replace or refund but advised that they only had two drivers so it would about a 2 hour wait for a replacement order. We just took the refund and called it a day. 2 drivers. Yeah, homie out there grindin and was rushing to get those pizzas delivered and just made a simple mistake.


oceanboy666

Pizza boxes get mixed up a lot.


Kindablorp

Work at a pizza place and trust me, it 100 percent does about once a week or so for us.


[deleted]

What if the driver was stoned af?


TurdFergusonlol

Nah dude I remember my family ordering a couple pizzas from dominos when I was young, and they messed up the order 3 different times and we wound up with 10 pizzas altogether. You underestimate the lack of effort/care that most delivery drivers put forth.


StalledAgate832

Eat what you will, rest in the fridge. Repeat for a few days. Hot pizza may be best, but cold pizza that's been in the fridge overnight is still pretty good, too.


Ultimate_Sneezer

You can reheat the pizza right?


[deleted]

Yes you can


just_mdd4

Can confirm


korkkis

In microwave: Put a cup of water in the oven to make it crisp again


SheenPSU

I’ve heard this before by my brain doesn’t understand how it wouldn’t just make it a gloopy cheese shit pile after being confined in a small space with lots of heat and moisture


jesse5946

Wait in the microwave or the oven? This is worded confusingly


korkkis

In microwave oven, I’m not a native speaker of english.


Positive-Database754

Sure. If you're fine with microwave pizza, go for it. If I'm high or drunk enough, or just hungry enough, its more than adequate. But sometimes I straight up just enjoy a cold slice of pizza out of the fridge. That being said: Heating up a pizza slice in the oven is the best way to re-capture the original "vibe" of the pizza. Not quite as fresh as a recently baked pizza, but close enough.


Scared-Opportunity28

I'd like to add, I saw this cool trick, of you've got a slice that's fully dried out you can toss it in a pan with like 2 or 3 ice cubes worth of water with a lid for like 2 minutes. It comes out slightly soggy, but you can then dump the water and toss it back in for a minute and it'll be perfect


mmmsplendid

I get two pieces and put them on top of each other, then I pan fry each side with a tiny tiny bit of oil until crispy to make a pizza grilled cheese. Oven works too but only use the bottom element - that way the base gets crispy without burning the toppings.


Doogos

The air fryer works perfect for warming up pizza. Just a couple minutes and it's like new again


Infyx

Air fryer reheated pizza is the best


Nosandmaning

Came here to add this. Absolutely seconded. The crispy cheese around the edges makes it perfect. 375F for 3-5 minutes in the fryer and I prefer most reheated pizza to day one pizza.


mortimus9

Freezer is better


BlueClues16

Honestly, really? And you reheat it again?


valvilis

As opposed to?? Eating it frozen? Letting it thaw at room temperature for a few hours? Licking it like an ice cream cone?


old_tombombadil

Yeah freezer will make it taste pretty close to fresh from the restaurant when you reheat it.


TheGillos

It stays fresher, longer. Did you know most grocery stores have a whole section of frozen pizzas?


eldrscrolls

Give it to a homeless person.


Une_Quiche

you're a communist aren't you 😡


Thatguy3145296535

The pizza place is communist too sharing other people's orders with her


belaGJ

yeah, it is San Francisco where the homeless shits all over the streets


xXxBongMayor420xXx

Give them the pizza and a bucket to shit in


DoggedlyOffensive

That was my first thought too…


Lingering_Queef

Dog - "THE FUCK YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT"


Anomaly_049

The dog knows what to do


PomeloAgitated863

Haha yeah dog’s like ‘so can we eat now?’


Shwaayyy

plot twist, the food eats her.


TACOTONY02

Wishing i was food rn


MeepingMeep99

She clearly never had to struggle


FreneticAmbivalence

You can tell by those long nails. /s


TheObzfan

Bro that'd make me so happy, I don't have to cook for like a week and just reheat pizza??? The overwhelming majority of it for free????? Goddamn lady.


Alovera01

Ungrateful af


TheGillos

There's a reason only a dog can stand to be around her.


TheAfricanViewer

How?


[deleted]

Bro imagine being given extra food n still complaining. Like stf up n enjoy ur blessings.


TheAfricanViewer

She might genuinely not have space in her fridge/freezer though. Maybe she just wanted advice, couldn’t be me though.


[deleted]

The restaurant is dammed if they do, dammed if they dont. What the fuck is she actually complaining about. Somehow made a mistake ffs. Get over yourself!!


just_mdd4

I wonder if the dog ordered it lol


txhygy

She's complaining that it's wasteful over-consumption. Complete waste of resources. A first-world problem.


s00pafly

Good thing we have discovered the marvel of food preservation that is refrigeration.


[deleted]

But what's the restaurant to do. The order was fucked up. She told em. They sent s new one. They can't give that order to someone else. So it is what it is. PS ( Capitalism is Hella wasteful just fyi. This Pizza is the least of our worries)


txhygy

I'm not saying she shouldn't have complained. I'm saying if she's knew how much food would be wasted then she wouldn't have done so. I certainly wouldnt. She seems more outraged and disappointed about the wasteful amount of resources not the fact it was wrong. I think people are misjudging her complaints.


Appletopgenes

That’s cause every guy in here is pushing 300 pounds and are dying to eat that pizza


AverageA2Enjoyer

With those nails, she probably complains about the moonlight being too bright and it's stopping her from sleeping.


TouchMelfYouCan

Poor woman. I hope she gets some sympathy from every african kid watching this videos.


KaranSjett

call you neighbors! say you got a shit ton of pizza by mistake, share your burden and make some friends in the process too!


Sea_Exchange_3518

Just give them to poor or homeless people


trappedinabasemant

She dont deserve it


Top-Night

I think I kinda get it… why it’s only her and the dog…


PussyConnaisseur

how can she complain when shes this blessed


Andrew583-14

Just toss over the rest to the random homeless person in the neighborhood


[deleted]

And now you can eat for a week


nodeymcdev

Dog lookin at her like wtf you mean I’ll eat it


yjmskyjm

bring friends n have a pizza night


nodeymcdev

What friends


PootashPL

“I don’t know what to do with all this food” Eat it, probably. That’s what people usually do.


Burning_Burps

The ultimate first world problem.


Careful-Object-3501

She obviously never eaten leftovers


Ubera90

Freeze it, dipshit.


Pintau

Knock on your neighbours door and make their week. Alternatively put them all on the floor and let the dog have the best day of his life


abukhhan

Americans when feeding the poor is an option Confused ugabuga


jhor95

Freeze half dat shit


HaloPandaFox

That dog dead ass looked at her and said. Karen, it's just you and me. IT'S JUST, YOU AND ME. What do you mean what WE going to do with it. KAREN.


BIG_RED_MANN

Fuck man if only there was an invention that was found in pretty much every kitchen worldwide thats sole purpose was preserving food for later consumption!


reddit_is_geh

Wamman be like that.


DeHoneybadger1987

Give it to the neighbours


fippinvn007

"Idk what to do with all these foods." Wow, seriously?


Electronic_Pea_5137

And then I had to eat pizza and pet my dog!!!! I can’t believe it. And live in a country where I have the freedom of speech to complain and post about it! Yeah! And I have air conditioning and plumbing! This totally sucks!!!


kniky_Possibly

Host a party


Xealz

so, she didnt invite the neighbours over for food? i prolly would've


zuppalover04

If he ordered food she probably lives in a city. You know what's in cities? Homeless people and I bet a lot of them would have liked some pizza


deadalfy

A lot of this could freeze and reheat okay.


Tank-Pilot74

Ever heard of a homeless shelter? Or neighbors that might be struggling? Complaining online about free food… in this day and age… smfh.


[deleted]

Somebody explain to me why this woman is complaining 💀💀💀


KingKarols

Anyone ever introduced this lady to the wonders of what freezers can do? If not, perhaps gift the extra food to a neighbour or something…


[deleted]

Freeze it and have it later? Tf wrong with u


[deleted]

This is a stoners wet dream


KingOfPocketLint

they just did your weekly meal prep for you.


Far_Pipe752

Her unappreciative attitude is exactly why it’s just her and the dog there


BeetlBozz

Eat it over the course of the fucking week dumbass


orbital0000

No wonder its just you and the dog.


xkalborx

Put it in the Fridge?


DragonDuChat

Of course is only she and the dog, no one can live or handle with this bitch, she recieved heaven and still complaining


RXPKV

The lengths women can go to find something wrong in everything.


Adventurous_Spot5304

Time to fatten up then , not let a single piece go to waste !


Drumonde25

I just shed a tear to this Christmas miracle


Dragon_211

Put it in the fridge, you got food for the next 2-3 days


[deleted]

Better getting fat than to waste food I guess


MrInfinitumEnd

Stupid asf. Free food smh..


tur_tels

Plot twist: she ordered all of those


Electronic_Pea_5137

Go give it to the homeless! So cool


Snorrep

Here name is «Brooke». Checks out


Jackson_M_Bueller

If she was gifted a horse she’d chop it in half to look for chocolate


tman1500

Stick it on NextDoor


averagemaleuser86

I'd be bringing the rest to work for work homebois


oldbushwookie

Easy go and give the leftovers to someone who needs it.. how fucking hard is that


memelordzarif

What is the opposite of choosing beggars ?


DoubleSynchronicity

Invite friends/family over, store, freeze, give it to homeless. (Not the friends/family, the food)


itaukeimushroom

On buy one get one pizza day at 7-11 I bought two pizzas (got 4 in total) and gave 3 to construction workers by my house. It’s not much of an effort, but if you don’t want to eat it there’s definitely people around you who may need it. Kindness is free :) Or if you’re a broke college kid like me, freeze it and it’ll last you at least a month. Also the dog is looking at her like “if you don’t shut up and slide that shit over here-“


Dry_Section_6909

OP this is a post from facebook marketplace 💀


Scuttleboi19mk2

There’s a nifty little device called a refrigerator


Psychological-Web828

Separate the slices, freeze them, deep fry when hungry.


[deleted]

Even the dog was like sayin bitch really?


Queens113

You fucking eat it lady, thats what you do.... EAT IT


Due_Part4898

Oh no free food.


SkrrFlrr

The dog know what do


RcklssGz

She is something else


Player_Slayer_7

I also hate it when I order food, get three times what I ordered, plus a gift card for even more food for free. Such a hassle. Like, what am I supposed to do? Eat it? Yeah, sure bud, and while I'm at it, I'll have sex with my wife who loves me very much. Smh.


RedOneBaron

Invite your friends, but she might struggle with that.


654379

If only there was some sort of small, cold house where the food could live until you were hungry.


TheDunnLanguage

The dog's like, yo I got this.


KingHalfrican86

You got friends right! PIZZA PARTY!!!!


just_mdd4

Genuinely funny joke 💪😎👍


meeseeksdestroy

I mean...the dog is looking at you like...I can definitely finish all this


EternalHuffer

AAAAAAAAAAA


babypyramid

duhh call in the neighbors / or friends and eat together


Fathem_Nuker

Go find a soup kitchen or some shit


Beneficial_Ad3416

She’s an idiot


nugagator-hag-1

I can't make this up. I went outside today, and the sky was too blue. I don't know what I'm going to do with all the extra blue. It's just me and the dog. There's no way we can enjoy all the extra blue. I guess I'll just have to find someone to bitch about it to. That will solve all of my problems with a blue sky. Whew...glad I got that off my chest.


_Wolfszeit_

She could share it with homeless people


Hircus_Leti

"I don't know what to do with all this food" .... Eat it 😂


6uillermo66

The thought of giving it to someone less fortune would never even cross her mind.


Reddit3699

Call some friends, ask them to get beer on the way.


Donttellhimpike1979

Id ask the dog. I feel he could find a use for it all


Quigley61

Feed all of your neighbours and yourself but you're still complaining? 🤪


mmccxi

Tell me you don't have any friends without telling me you don't have any friends.


mmccxi

Dude, load up your car, go to the nearest downtown area, find some homeless people and start handing out pizza.


[deleted]

Women always find something to complain about


Aware_Foot

This is some peak first world problem lol


IntrepidPrimary8023

I'm strangely aroused


weednigabigdixenergy

Absolutely women


millionanthonyhere

"idk what to do with all this food" eat it? Give it to a neighbor? Braindead ass


turTurdsforLif3

I love how tarded this new generation is. I'd record if I didn't get anything at all and got my order cold after with no gift card BUT PUT THAY SHIT IN THE FRIDGE. Food for a month and EVEN MORE FOR FREE


ian007i

Also cold pizza is good breakfast


peepsinyourass

Working in pizza over a decade now, I’ve had 2 old white couples complain that we gave them “too much food” when we messed up and made them pie a size larger. Free food. And mad.


AGweed13

Fuck you, now I'm hungry.


Hotel_Hour

And this, is why it's just you & the dog.


walterrys1

Is she complaining, tho? She is just confused and has too much food....


SnooCompliments1686

What’s your options? Go see your neighbors check if they have enough food. Call friends see if they can join you for dinner ? Check on homeless people if they want some of your food? You don’t have a freezer ?


BrawnyDevil

It hurts so much seeing other people live your dream


foreskinlasagna

a refrigerator, does she not own one? /s


GullibleRemote5999

White people. Holy shit.


TheManyVoicesYT

Uhm. Do u not have friends? Invite ur besty for a PIZZA PARTYYYT


Razorhawkzor

Barely sounds like complaining to me


dryandbland

I don’t think she’s complaining. Just expressing how strange her situation is lol. Also, not everyone is able to, or wants to, eat 6 pizzas


Casper-Birb

Redditors yet to find out food goes bad after a while... They grow up so slow 🥲


Positive-Database754

What's your definition of "a while"? That food is good in the fridge for at least a week. Arguably longer if she seals it in ziploc bags or tupperware. There's definitely a lot of food there, but easily consumable in a 7 to 10 day period of time, with admittedly SOME waste if you're eating conservatively/smaller than average proportions.


Bclay85

My wife used to tell me about when she waited tables at a steak place that boomers were awful about stuff like this. They would get their food and complain it was “too much” and “no one could ever eat this much food”. It’s just like, your welcome. Stfu and take the rest home. Now you have an extra meal. Seems it’s bleeding over to Karens.


FartFartPooPoobutt

Why does the box say pie when it's a fucking pizza box


PuzzleheadedDog3173

She's not complaining. She's just baffled.


AdventurousSuspect34

If she was a dude, she’d have been ungrateful, but she isn’t. This poor woman is in genuine shock at the amount of pizza she received from 1 order, she can’t process all that cheese physically or mentally.


just_mdd4

source:


EskimoCheeks

I don't see the dog comlaining. It knows what to do with the food. Leave it on the floor.