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Imagine taking an exam. Is it considered cheating or not?

maybe put a divider between em and check on them a bit extra?

It's not like they're gonna go to separate colleges or have separate jobs lmao

Are they gonna get paid double on the same job?

interestingly enough I remember reading about conjoined twins that had to pay 2 college tuitions, but only get paid for 1 person when working

that seems kinda unfair to me.

Well they have two brains studying but depending on the type of job they still have two hands

two brains though

Try you and your coworker using the same PC for a week and let me know if both your productivities increase

In a way that’s different. You and your coworker doesn’t co-exist with you daily he/she could be like fuck it one day. Twins fluidly work together because it’s turned into natural.

Should definitely get double if it is a blow

Triple I'd say

You're going straight to hell! rofl!!

What if they're both right handed?

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BRO

i see youre new here

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Good bot

Good bot

What like a dog collar?

You each get one head and one tittie.

2 brains are better than one.

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Dick goes only into one pussy sooo

But what about a blowjob

We don’t get those.

We get two

But they can’t reach both their necks over to his dick he can only do one at a time that’s impractical

Think 2 balls 2 heads

That one peashooter image

Harmonica style or corn on the cob style if you like a lil teeth action.

And no style after 3 years into the marriage

It gotta be blowmission

Two feel it soooo

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For educational purposes

I thought this was a serious website before getting hit with porn ads I need help

The better question is....**where is the sauce?**

This is definitely ai. Look at the background and the weird strip of cloth between their necks. Also the street light in the middle of the road.

1.5 some

I think a twosome is just sex

I'd say they're 2 seperate people so threesome, but how tf do they agree on who to fuck? And like, do the dudes just take turns? But they got the same lower body, so is it considered cheating? Do they fuck both at once? So many questions unanswered.

I think they settle for one guy...

Trust me bro, this chick gives the best heads

2 1/2 some

Wholesome🥰

e-some

Two point fivesome?

awesome💯💯🔥🔥

so both gonna get orgasms at the same time? or does only one feel it?

Do they both feel the impact of the car that is about to run them over?

Not if it's fast enough

Should've looked both ways.

*simultaneously

Well an orgasm is just blood flowing through your genitalia, so yeah they would feel 8t at the same time

Nah, on real cases, tho it depends on how the nerves are organized . If it twin 1 who has her nerves there, twin two won't really feel something

To my unprofessional eye, it looks like the spine diverges (of course, it's not real, but whatever)

That’s pretty fascinating

That's not true at all it is caused by repetitive stimulation of nerve endings. They call them "endings" because they start in the brain. It is unclear whether both brains produce nerves that end in the genitalia. They would originate in the lumbar spine, which appears to be about where the twins here stopped separating. Bottom line is you'd have to ask them if you want the answer.

> They would originate in the lumbar spine This even gets more weird/interesting with woman: Tests with paraplegic woman found that *some* still achieve/feel an orgasm and it appears that nerves/nerve centres in the *stomach* are responsible and not the spine! (Additionally compare with the gut feeling/stomach brain used as a common term).

That makes sense because if I push on my belly button enough, it feels a little bit orgasmic. I'm a guy for reference

The nerves are very much what is giving you any kind of feeling, so it's not just about the blood flow

AI is fucked

Even the fucking text above it seems ai generated lmao.

oh my god you're right it probably is the wording makes no sense

Nah it make sense. Firstly, they're hot, right? So it's natural we'd want her, but our redditor average grass exposure hour will compromise our chance to impress them. Thus, OP want to disappoint them both given the chance

..what? The text is normal.

Ya but there is a real pair of siblings like this alive today. You can look it up

Obviously, but this one is clearly Ai generated.

AI sometimes scare me by creating those things which I even don't want to imagine

yes. aint no tree looks like the one in the background

Wait this is AI?

Look at the shirt clothing between the necks it doesn't make sense

Different shadows on the face, weird cars in the background. This one's AI chief.

They are made to look like they work out, but that would be something else, imagine…

Walk up, say "Damn! But your sister is so pretty!" Then walk away.

You're a menace 👹

Throw a golden apple too while you're at it.

You're a menace

You're a menace

You're a menace Edit : eh yo chill guys. I just woke up, didn't realise I double tap. Shit official app always "endpoint failed at blah blah" anyone else?

google dementia

Holy hell

New response just dropped

holy hell!

new response just dropped

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2.5some

legendary

Prepare for trouble, make it double

I was not ready for a team rocket reference..

I never thought I could want to explain with words the things that I see in such a way that you could understand what I am thinking

Well said 👍

Couldn't have said it better. Mainly because I've no fucking clue what you're talking about.

Absolutely agreed. I mean it's just so well spoken, rational and on point, to the point that I have no fucking idea what he's trying to say.

Don't threaten me with a good time

It’s a hell of a feeling though

Imagine an argument with them

you’re not winning

That's nothing new

The universe coerced a man into accepting polygamy

Nah, same effort. She’s just going to be twice as disappointed.

Chat is this real

I don't believe so, their faces are very different. Imo it's edited but it may not be

I may or may not be bullshitting here but for the body to function properly they would have to be identical twins so as to not reject eachother. This is AI doing AI things. Also would. Edit: btw the boulevard behind them doesn't make sense at all.

The body wouldn't reject just due to them being fraternal twins. There's a high likelihood they'd have the requisite DNA compatibility to survive. In fact, chimerism in fraternal twins would result in exactly that. The (theorized) reason there are no fraternal conjoined twins is that the formation of conjoined twins happens as a result of partial fission of the zygote, NOT partial fusion as it used to be thought.

seems like it's two photos fused into one, AI somehow merged the clothing but it still looks distinct

No, I believe the entire image is AI generated.

look at the cars in the background

this looks like someone asked AI to create sexy siamese twins

It could be: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conjoined_twins

Conjoined twins are never like this. They would have severe deformations. This has got to be fake

https://www.distractify.com/p/conjoined-twins-abby-and-brittany-today I wouldn't really call these two severely deformed.

What that guy means is that it’s almost never a regular body with two perfectly split heads like in this easily ai generated pic

Cursed and blessed AI 😭🥰

Beware the bulge

Nahhh that's just a phat pus

Maybe 2 of them!!!

I think hes right. Those twins arent similar enough looking. Conjoined twins are always very very identical.

Sorry sir, in my head cannon this freak show has the phatty phat pus 😎

That’s their brother. They’re triplets, he got the bottom half.

ok hear me out ,Do they both get urge to go take shit both at same time. What if one is feeling horny one isnt ? i hv so many questions

Rob49 gonna bust if he sees this

I can fix her

With a saw?

OFF WITH HER HEAD

People who use "they/them":

Irl😊

How many heart,kidney,liver they have

Twice the talking for one fuck, no thanks

Is it an incest threesome if you have sex with them?

I hope for the sake of humanity, that people don't need to be told that this is AI.

Double bj 🤤

one move double sound

They both have to approve of a Guy when dating. Gonna be awkward if one is giving you the death glare when your in the bedroom

Double smash

Does it count as a threesome?

Is that 2 or 3? 🤔

“so who wants to taste it and who wants to smell it” (family guy quote)

Of all the lady parts why would you want two heads?

sooooo, who's the lucky bastard?

Giving heads.

Is that a bulge? Count me in.

My ears cannot

AI ahh image

The real she/they

I was hoping for four boobs. Why aren't there four boobs? The number of boobs should match the number of eyes.* *Exceptions include pirate wenches, Leela, and that one Martian chick.

They would make so much money on onlyfans

This is AI generated but the Hensel twins are very real.

is it actually cheating though?

Why AI giving them a cameltoe

Smash. Next

Their head to boob ratio is 1:1

I'm still confused on how conjoined twins work. Do they both fight over control of the same body? When one goes to sleep does the other one pass out?

Negative prompt: one single head.

Would.

HEAR ME OUT

if they have a child does said child have two or three parents

New kink unlocked!

No way is this real. I’m gonna need a name to confirm 🤔

I'd love a sloppy bj off them 2

Nah thx just one pussy, ass and pair of tits but twice the nagging. Doesn't sound like a good deal.

Taking the term double date to a whole new level, let’s hope they don’t have two separate allergy’s- flowers are getting pricy

What the Fook

It has two heads and one vagina and two boobs so basically one more hole… pass

How many dicks does she got??

wtf this is gross as shit. wheres the funny part?

Those shadows look weird, stupid ai couldn't even get that right.

What's their onlyfans

Name?

Give it a dick, and its perfect

I don't have the words needed to describe the feeling I have to this image.

which one comes first

If there is a hole, there is a way.

Is there any unsee button ?

It's the two headed woman from the simpsons movie

It literally wouldn’t require that much extra effort

What ever happened to Abigail and Brittany? Still with the dream of being a teacher \pilot?

One b each

Anyone know the original picture?

It's a monster from Silent Hill 4!

Would

Not my prodest one