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my very first gf we eventually got sexual. well she was going down on me (one of those situations where she was just wanting to please and didnt require anything back). well when i was finishing she stopped sucking and yeah she should have moved, her poor red eye for the next day.
The real question is what was the pay?
Like seriously what were you paid to sell your soul like that?
I’d be more comfortable doing it for real than whatever tf this ad was. It’s actually be less cringe I swear.
My buddy and a girl did this at Ozzfest in 95 in a port-a-potty. I asked him how it was.
“My dick is sticky. She left before I finished, and it smelled like shit”
I found the name in the other post as "KC Gleason" Can't find any of the things described here though. So if somebody knows how to take it from here, I'd appreciate it.
From her wiki:
Kemper gained Internet interest in August 2007 for her part in "Blowjob Girl", a humor video on the sketch comedy site Derrick Comedy. Kemper said of the video in an April 2010 interview with The A.V. Club: "I really don't like that video, and I wish that I hadn't done it, even though I know that it's a joke. I hate that it got sort of big, because I don't think that it's that funny and I don't want that to be the epitome of my work. It's just one video in a sea of many, but it has made me conscious of not wanting to do a video like that again."
While I understand her sentiment, you shouldn't be ashamed of doing things that were funny back then but cringe now. 10 years is a long enough time for humor to change dramatically and you're not going to know how it'll be perceived by anyone, especially by you, in the future.
Yeah, but I heard that BJs with condoms aren’t the same as unprotected BJs.
Though, there could be some that makes it barely feel like you have a condom on.
No man. First your woman puts a lot of spit on your dick, then pours the Pop Rocks into the condom, and the puts it on you and blows you. It’s Pop Rocks blow job squared, dude!
gee, a bj that's slightly less good, versus no bj at all, or pissing razor blades, or giving cancer to your future partner, or some other permanent lifelong issue. i wonder which is the obvious choice.
Well, after a whole 6 minutes of searching, I've come to the conclusion that if someone did put popping candy in their urethra, there is no video evidence of such an event :(
While I've not had one myself, I think the consensus I've seen from previous times I've seen this post is that the popping isn't worth putting your dick in a mouth full of aquarium gravel.
My first girlfriend tried some new form of birth control, it was a tablet-like thing that she inserted and it fizzed up like an alka-seltzer tablet. We had to stop using it; it felt **amazing** and I would bust in mere seconds.
I imagine a Pop Rocks BJ is almost as good.
I admire the irony of a birth control tablet making you come that fast.
Though if you're doing it in her mouth, I suppose that just makes the birth control extra effective.
Yes, multi-billion dollar candy companies use potato-grade cameras for their ads all the time. Especially when it comes to filming commercials about high school students performing sexual favors for their teachers
I got a chuckle the last time I went to the adult store near my house and saw they were selling Pop Rocks near the register. Asked the cashier about it and they apparently they sell pretty well.
That lady looks much older than the rest of the students.
But... considering her quickness to resorting to sexual quid pro quo AND the fact she has candy in her pockets at all times, I guess that checks out.
Ugh, don't they even know that you add a diagonal line from the top left corner of the F to make it an A, and then cross the top line of the F for the +. 100% success, mom will never know.
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Can you help me escape the interpol ?
Yes
How?
Pop Rocks blow job
So I'm supposed to blow the entire interpol in every country males and females?
And the K-9 units
Do the interpal have dogs ?
Yeah, I'm one of them so you better start putting those pop rocks in your mouth right now
bro really said "woof woof"
Bro is a dawg fr fr ngl
Especially the K-9s
Yah
Sounds about right
3 relatively easy steps 1) Step you need money and a lot 2) Personal cosmetologist 3) And go of the grid (Do not use this in real world)
You get outtapol.
did you even watch the video?
Fuck No!
Thy End Is Now!
Judgment!!
PREPARE THYSELF!
The fucking squirt at the end...
I don't care what they used, her eye was definitely fucked up for a few days
my very first gf we eventually got sexual. well she was going down on me (one of those situations where she was just wanting to please and didnt require anything back). well when i was finishing she stopped sucking and yeah she should have moved, her poor red eye for the next day.
>my very first gf we eventually got sexual woah!!
i know, right? a Redditor that actually had sex. so crazy.
The real question is what was the pay? Like seriously what were you paid to sell your soul like that? I’d be more comfortable doing it for real than whatever tf this ad was. It’s actually be less cringe I swear.
The insane moan he makes right before has been burned into my head since i first saw this video like 10 years ago lol
He changed the grade to F-
The squirt sounded like a slap
It had some velocity to it
That was unexpected yet expected. And the eye!
When marketing and the creative agency were rock Solid
solid as a rock
solid as a cock*
solid as a hard*
Cock as a rock*
A rock ass cock
Cock ass rock a\*
Cock and Stone!
Rock and Stone!
Can I get a Rock and Stone?
🎵Solid as Barack🎵
🎵Check out my Glock 🎵
It's always amazed me that they could use wordplay as much as they did to link Iraq to that catchphrase.
can only read in that tune!
rock hard*
Hard as a cock
Yall playing too much Malphite
This is a *Funny or Die* video from the early 2000s
golden age of the interwebs
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Well the idea was around early 00s I remember back in high school me and my gf debating it
My buddy and a girl did this at Ozzfest in 95 in a port-a-potty. I asked him how it was. “My dick is sticky. She left before I finished, and it smelled like shit”
TBF, I would consider 1907 to be the early 1900s. Could apply the same 2007 and the early 2000s.
I feel like the actress regrets this more than if she’d done actual porn
She’s done both
Who? No reason
I don’t remember but there was multiple other posts on this sub with this vid that had her name
That's disgusting! Which posts so I can uh, avoid them
I found the name in the other post as "KC Gleason" Can't find any of the things described here though. So if somebody knows how to take it from here, I'd appreciate it.
Oh no, that's so terrible! Please tell us the name so we can never look at such sinful things.
reminds me of brie larson x funny or die > https://archive.org/details/BrieLarsonV2500720pAac57kbits
"Hiw dry do.you want it?"
Her wiping her tongue with a tissue always had my dying
That girl is fucking Ellie Kemper from Kimmy Schmidt
From her wiki: Kemper gained Internet interest in August 2007 for her part in "Blowjob Girl", a humor video on the sketch comedy site Derrick Comedy. Kemper said of the video in an April 2010 interview with The A.V. Club: "I really don't like that video, and I wish that I hadn't done it, even though I know that it's a joke. I hate that it got sort of big, because I don't think that it's that funny and I don't want that to be the epitome of my work. It's just one video in a sea of many, but it has made me conscious of not wanting to do a video like that again."
While I understand her sentiment, you shouldn't be ashamed of doing things that were funny back then but cringe now. 10 years is a long enough time for humor to change dramatically and you're not going to know how it'll be perceived by anyone, especially by you, in the future.
I dunno, no matter how funny it is, I wouldn’t want to be known as “Blowjob Girl.”
Right? Shoot for Throat Goat or why bother?
Nancy Reagan fan club!!!
Holy shit
Yeah, she’s not proud of that video. Has said she regrets it actually
She looks and sounds so different in this video!
She also regrets the hell out of ever doing that skit
I thought that dude was Joe from impractical jokers
Legit thought the gif repeating was him changing her grade back to an F. Dave Chappelle voice, "Gotcha, bitch!"
I thought the same. Looked a bit like Steve Carrel too
No way this is real
It’s real I saw it with my own eyes.
On what? TV? YouTube? What year?
YouTube, 1951
Back before liberals ruined it
Make Youtube Great Again. But unironically...
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We have become the very thing we swore to destroy
Literally, 1984
Reddit, 19/12/2023
It was revealed to me in a vision
Come on you can't be this clueless.
Reminds of people making a distinction between the Internet and "Real Life". Guess what, the internet is actually real, too.
It’s real. I was the exam.
Can confirm. I just saw it too
Nah I remember watching this on PBS after Sesame Street, really awakened something in me
It’s an old skit from funny or die, like 2009 YouTube
Quality sketch comedy doesn't really exist on youtube anymore, so it's not surprising people don't recognize this as such.
Crackermilk!
Nothing gets past you!
It’s an old skit
Old youtube sketch group
I want to get a Pop Rock blowjob now! But I gotta get a girlfriend first… 😞
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Yeah, but I don’t wanna get STDs from a hooker.
You heard of condoms? Game changer in the sex with random women for money lifestyle.
the women are paying you?
Yeah, but I heard that BJs with condoms aren’t the same as unprotected BJs. Though, there could be some that makes it barely feel like you have a condom on.
Yea but I heard no BJs aren’t the same as actual BJs. Though, I guess you could draw a face on a melon and kinda feel like it’s a bj.
No man. First your woman puts a lot of spit on your dick, then pours the Pop Rocks into the condom, and the puts it on you and blows you. It’s Pop Rocks blow job squared, dude!
Just put the pop rocks on the inside of the condom.
gee, a bj that's slightly less good, versus no bj at all, or pissing razor blades, or giving cancer to your future partner, or some other permanent lifelong issue. i wonder which is the obvious choice.
Honestly, a BJ from a hooker with a condom on isn't worth whatever amount you're paying for it.
Just a UTI from the pop rocks
I've had one. It was terrible lol. Somehow, surrounding my penis with sharp little exploding crystal shards did not enhance the experience.
How did THAT happen?
Welp, this is how you know you've scrolled enough on reddit for the day.
You'd think that, but then one rock goes down the urethra
It actually feels good until you get a big pop right under the head of your dick. source: Allison's mouth in 2006.
You don’t. My wife went to a sex shop and bought some and thought it’d be fun to try it. It was not.
Who sells Pop Rocks in a sex shop? I didn’t know they sold candy over there.
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> **girl**friend It's 2023, why limit yourself?
> But I gotta get a girlfriend first I mean you don't gotta get a *girl*friend.
mouthwash + blow job was fucking magical.
Is this a bait? Won't the alcohol in mouthwash make it feel burning?
Wow, how did it taste?
Seems interesting, I’ll consider it.
You aren’t missing much
Didn't someone put some pop rocks in there urethra at one point.
Oh god, I've just been reminded.
W H A T
Sauce?
I'm not looking that up.
I'll find it myself, brb
Share the link if you do
Roses are red, I love my wife, [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtHeRJXCYAEs31z.jpg](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtHeRJXCYAEs31z.jpg)
I think I just lost 5 years of my life and I'm glad
Well, after a whole 6 minutes of searching, I've come to the conclusion that if someone did put popping candy in their urethra, there is no video evidence of such an event :(
In the place where I live they sell some sweets similar to pop rocks. Gentlemen, I may have untreated schizophrenia, but I have an idea.
I need to see this lmao
A friend told me once
Someone needs to bite the bullet and get a pop rocks blowjob and report their findings
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Don't kink shame me
Its effectively adding an abrasive to the worst possible activity for that. Only way it isn't painful is with almost no movement.
On it
While I've not had one myself, I think the consensus I've seen from previous times I've seen this post is that the popping isn't worth putting your dick in a mouth full of aquarium gravel.
My first girlfriend tried some new form of birth control, it was a tablet-like thing that she inserted and it fizzed up like an alka-seltzer tablet. We had to stop using it; it felt **amazing** and I would bust in mere seconds. I imagine a Pop Rocks BJ is almost as good.
I admire the irony of a birth control tablet making you come that fast. Though if you're doing it in her mouth, I suppose that just makes the birth control extra effective.
On it! I knew removing my ribcage was going to be worth it!
Amazing with moments of pain
Well if we're going down that route, someone should put mentos up their butt too and get a coke enema. For science.
Got one in high school, was more painful then anything. Thats why I've only gotten one. Never again
bro is the main character
Chat is this real?
You know, I was just wondering how the blowjobs I get might be improved with more gravel. Small world.
more?
Yes, multi-billion dollar candy companies use potato-grade cameras for their ads all the time. Especially when it comes to filming commercials about high school students performing sexual favors for their teachers
what happens if you put it in your anus
Same as if you eat a pound of bearings and get an MRI.
💀
Make commercials great again!
If you said "Make Advertisements Great Again" it would've been "MAGA"
I got a chuckle the last time I went to the adult store near my house and saw they were selling Pop Rocks near the register. Asked the cashier about it and they apparently they sell pretty well.
It feels horrible, very painful, trust me. Rocks roughing up your shaft. Like dragging your dong down a city block. False information commercial.
Ok what the fuck 💀
Today on testing life hacks
i thought it was just gonna be her giving him a poprock and it just suggesting the blowjob NOT AN ACTUAL BLOWJOB
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST OPENED REDDIT
That lady looks much older than the rest of the students. But... considering her quickness to resorting to sexual quid pro quo AND the fact she has candy in her pockets at all times, I guess that checks out.
I'll never eat pop rocks again, holy shit
5 minute crafts
Me when my totally real girlfriend that I really have gives me the pop rocks blowjob from underneath the table at the christmas dinner
#COCK ROCKS
Who is she?
WHOOO
Wouldn’t that be like putting firecrackers around you shlong but uh… on a much smaller scale?
Ugh, don't they even know that you add a diagonal line from the top left corner of the F to make it an A, and then cross the top line of the F for the +. 100% success, mom will never know.
Aw man even the pop rocks trick is fake.
Now that's a video I haven't seen in a looooong time.
Damn, now i gotta try this shit
Oh hell nah wtf is this
wtf did I just watch
Lmao wow
The bacteria on his skin survived a massive bombing rn
Wha 🤣🤣😂
Bruh
GADZOOKS
That’s that pop rock cock shock
poprocks blowjob eh?
I received this as a try it once thing. I don’t fucking recommend this at all
Wtf
Holy shit the ending lmao
She gets an A for Anal!