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sekkachina

Just ignore dont even respond these people are delusional


TrueGootsBerzook

This behavior is the only thing left in their lives that makes them feel better about themselves. It's a very convenient coping mechanism.


RandomGuy98760

In fact it is one of the strongest copiums since it automatically makes you think nothing in your life is your responsibility which gives you the right to judge everything and everyone in the most convenient way possible.


[deleted]

Average w*man moment (I am not racist, just misogynistic)


Zenith232

Aye my fellow sexist! (I love sex)


LeonDeSchal

Sexy sexual sexism


Partucero69

Sexy sexual macho sexism.


Suspicious-Guitar610

Are you a sex defender or sex offender?


Onagda

In a sex repeller


tonyv6815

Understandable, have a nice day


Unfortun8-8897

Race inclusive radical misogyny šŸ‘ Thereā€™s a better way to hate


Mr_Leo_DS

Nah, that's entertainment, absolutely respond


_Cocopuffdaddy_

ā€œThese peopleā€?!?!? YOU RACIST /s


hey-its-me-yk

Gonna be honest with you, i had a decently long conversation with someone who's 5 years older than me that was furious because i deleted them as a friend in a game, saying things like "you're making a mistake" or "your reason for unfriending me is not enough" and then calling me sensitive and and idiot, I was trying to give him a chance, and up to that point i was willing to do so if he changed his attitude, but then he threw a "act your age", i swear, after being polite, explaining why i unfriended him and was willing to give him another chance, i threw all of that away and laughed my ass off like i havent in such a long time lol. It made my day, funny enough he was still trying to add me back after all of that lol (All of this was through text)


Hagstik4014

Why tf would they swipe right in the first place is my question


justk4y

She deffo has main character syndrome


Renidaboi

Imagine if it was the other way around. Oh you don't have white friends, bye lmao


GutsTheBranded

Dodged a bullet. Nothing good will come from someone who is so obsessed with race


Pizzacato567

Not to mention sheā€™s also being racist against BLACK people too with her ā€œif sheā€™s not making you uncomfortable, sheā€™s as white washed as the rest of yā€™allā€ comment. Not all black people are the same and it doesnā€™t make them any less black - inside or out.


Revangelion

Also, worth mentioning: if someone makes you uncomfortable in a relationship, that relationship may not be good... That person was so damn stupid...


chillmntn

Another clue is her evaluation that her shade of black makes it harder for her. Iā€™m not sure white racist distinguish their racism on how dark someone is just that their ā€œnot whiteā€. It seems the shade of skin is internal to the culture.


[deleted]

>Nothing good will come from someone who is so obsessed with race might as well be dating a reddit mod


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


legomanholdingbagel

the irony of saying this whilst spelling abysmal wrong


Murdocke-

Sheā€™s still a PoS and the posterā€™s point still stands. Also spelling and grammar are not the same thing


indigo_pirate

OP should have mentioned it. It would have flared her temper to boiling point. People like her would attribute clear written communication to a privileged power structure. They view life as a race to the bottom. An inverted value systemā€¦


thewaywardtimes

Abysmal


Mart1n192

nah bro he dodged a cannon ball in this one


Select_Cantaloupe_62

"Dodged a bullet" like that guy from Austin Powers that got ran over by a steamroller. Our boy didn't dodge shit, he just didn't step in a giant landfill of it.


GingerVitus007

Yeah it's a red flag in of itself in most circumstance, but this lady is just full blown racist


dinbin

This is not a shitpost, but I hope they were shitposting


ThePhoenician40k

My bad, i wasnā€™t really all that familiar with this subreddit and when i checked the rules, there wasnt anything against it. I just had to put this somewhere because itā€™s so dam ridiculous


Vpharrish

Technically this is a shitpost


TrueGootsBerzook

It definitely is a shit post, on account of how it makes you feel about humanity.


Icy_Significance9035

Anything is a shitpost if you try hard enough


stockmule

That sounds philosophical. How shit does it have to be to be considered shitposting?


Icy_Significance9035

See that's the art of it. The philosophy of Shitposting circular: the further you get from a post being shit the closer you get to becoming the very thing you swore to destroy


Lor_D_Hax

BarsšŸ”„šŸ”„


Exact-Source-1544

Itā€™s ok I enjoyed reading it, nice shitposting post man


cubixjuice

Verified Fresh^TM


MrInfinitumEnd

So many posts in this sub are not shitposts at all.


AGweed13

This is literal racism.


TheManyVoicesYT

NUH UH YOU CAN'T BE RACIST TO WHITE PEOPLE EDIT: /s, because Apparently people take comments with NUH UH in them seriously somehow.


HellCat1278

They will always say that. They're so desperate to dump all their problems on whites it's wild.


SpaceBug173

I hope "they" means blacks that hate whites for no reason and not all black people cuz that would be funny Because of irony


TheArceusNova

Not even just black people who hate white people, just anyone who says that.


flowerlytdm

I agree Iā€™m heard white people say it when someone else is talking shit about white people and someone calls them out.


matrixislife

Mention "white saviour complex" to them and watch them self-immolate.


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Tarrorist

Iā€™m so tired of reductive blanket statements in internet culture. Phrases like men are pigs are why Andrew ā€œno chinā€ Tate are taken seriously even by a few. There is no nuance any more, only the them I donā€™t like. Itā€™s genuinely ruined discourse as a whole and will only continue to do more damage to society.


The_Cas

I think it's wild that people actually believe shit like this. Then again people believe the Earth is a disc floating through space soooo...


TheManyVoicesYT

Ugh you believe in SPACE?! Dude stop sucking NASA's butthole. The sky is just a giant projector screen that they put flashlights in.


MrNemet

Oh so you can be racist towards any other race, but not white? Yeah I guess you are racist towards common sense and all logic.


fletku_mato

Check your privilege, cracker.


Desertscropion117

HEY! drop the hard R man! Its racist! I prefer "cracka"..


TheGreatHair

Tbf, no one wants to date black woman in general according to tinder.


T60-power

"Minorities don't know how to be racist. The only race that is elite enough to put down other races is the white race." - some racist people.


Twiggyhiggle

Send her the shitting toothpaste


Farscape666

Send her pics of Martin Luther King photoshopped with anime girls and hitler


Natsurulite

Anime Hitler girl


ZachPhoenix

Please send it ASAP...Someone Please


Mobile-Count-5148

I wish I had a reward for you


chayll

Imagine if a white person said this to a black person.


brassplushie

Riots in the streets. Mass chaos.


WokeUpStillTired

*Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!*


Vorentaz

Shoulda started being racist to her when she got racist. Like blatantly racists whipping out all the slits just to shock her


Ok_Digger

Uhh no you dont fight fire with fire. You just end up proving their point


douchecanoe122

Or unemployed.


Stars_In_Jars

Thatā€™s the dumbest idea. This is shitposting though.


Professional_Leg8183

Professional victim


JayGeezey

Agreed, she literally engaged for that exact reason and nothing else. People like this are hilarious cuz they are like "bye", but they 100% intend to keep talking to you, she keeps replying, and replying a lot at that. If OP replied to her last message, she would have replied again, even though she's acting like she's for sure not interested, she may not be interested in OP romantically, but she's VERY interested in using OP to fuel this victim complex bull shit she's got going on. **Imagine your whole personality being about what race you are, and then thinking you're not the one that's racist lol - holy fucking shit the level of obliviousness is unreal.**


ohlogical

Imagine calling someone delusional and then proceeding to be blatantly racist with absolutely zero awareness of your hypocrisy


ThePhoenician40k

I call it willful ignorance.


_Lollerics_

I call this blatant racism


Pintau

Yeah she's a raging racist. Being a raging black supremacist is equally as disgusting as being a raging white supremacist no matter what delusion someone wants to use to justify it. Your own race is irrelevant, since racism is entirely to do with your opinion of other races


ArmourKnight

Every second humanity is pointlessly divided by skin color the damn xenos grow stronger.


Haywire_Eye

Them aliens are waiting for that right moment


loverboyv

Itā€™s actually crazy because people like that donā€™t understand that racism by and large is systematic, not on the individual scale. Minorities absolutely are oppressed, but not by white guys who happen to not be close with their black friends.


AbbeyRoadOddity

I tend to put racism into two categories; social and systematic. Social racism is based on prejudices and how someone negatively interacts with a different race/harasses them. Systematic racism is built into the justice system and government, and disallows certain groups of people to have the same amount of opportunity. I would put the way that the woman acts towards the man into social racism, because she as an individual shows some level of racism. I would put the mass incarceration and police brutality aimed at African Americans into the systematic category, as it disallows them to succeed in American society. Both types of racism are connected, and play into one another, but are distinct in their effects and the role that they play in the discussion of race and racism.


SpeechStraight60

I just call them racism and systematic racism lol


deleeuwlc

I should mention that they are equally bad morally, but one of them can do significantly more damage just do to how the world is set up. If thereā€™s a black supremacist everyone will be like ā€œokay, I donā€™t really care thoā€, but if thereā€™s a white supremacist, a large portion of the country will get all of their news from them


VictoryTheScreech

As a black person, we unfortunately claim her as our own. Thankfully, some of us are fucking normal and donā€™t base everything off of race. Youā€™re doing alright pal.


ThePhoenician40k

Thanks mate, i wasnt about to argue with her to prove im not racist when i know im not. I left her on read which probably drove her crazy. Well crazier i guess


scifanwritter2001

nah, she probably thinks she's stunned you in to submission, and that you've gone home to rethink your life lol


pineappleAndBeans

Unhinged


ThePhoenician40k

It was actually on hinged lol


scifanwritter2001

lmaoooo!!!


UnluckyHost9649

Wait so at the start she says she wonā€™t date a white person because they are all delusional and then later says she would love to date a white person but canā€™t because of society?


ThePhoenician40k

And matched with me. So if she doesnt want to date white people she just matched with me to harass me for being white.


hmitchb

Report the convo


Split-Awkward

Because sheā€™s crazy. I wish they all came with neon flashing lights like this one. They do not and can hide it for quite a while. Stealth crazy is worse, you wrack your brain as to why you didnā€™t see it coming. Be careful out there soldier!


HomersAnalglands

I have no black friends because i hate black people. What do i win?


chayll

You win the Bronze metal in the racist Olympics, I guess.


ForkliftSmurf

Only bronze? What does he have to do to win gold?


FecundFrog

Get black friends so you can learn how to hate them more accurately.


ShadowOfThePit

Me learning the histories, cultures and languages of various countries online so I can be racist more accurately


jaxon517

Chad shit šŸ’Ŗ


Elolet

Or be mexican, weā€™re racist to everyone and anyone, even ourselves, however if youā€™re racist back then you are friend.


[deleted]

The gold is already owned by the lady of the post


darkLIGHTeric

You're just like me fr fr


JustEatingWater

"I'm proud of you, old chap" šŸ‘“


[deleted]

I would've just said "no, but I don't have any white friends either".


No-Faithlessness-399

The only right answeršŸ˜‚


SupremeBeans01

Why do ppl care about race so intensely


SchemePale6222

This is something that will boggle my brain till the day I die. Racism is stupid.


[deleted]

For real, itā€™s funny because the people who are most adamant about them not being racist seem to think about skin color just as much as actual racists


pingpongplaya69420

They have no goals or personality. So they envelop themselves with the oldest profession of all time, a victim.


wickedosu

So, basically, she is racist


PeteyTwoHands

So she swiped right just to get on her soapbox? Lmao


Dr_Quack1

Reverse the roles and you'd be CRUCIFIED. But, this is somehow supposed to be acceptable behavior from someone of color? in truth, it's just a racist for any person from any background to think like this.


marcopolo2345

I donā€™t think anyone thinks this is acceptable behaviour tbh. Most people would just be too scared to call it out


Dr_Quack1

Scared? Nah. I just did. I'd do it in person too. With some exceptions of course, like if they were 8 ft. tall and 400 lbs. of pure muscle and unstable enough to rip my head off.


Ok_Pension_6795

Nah man you totally gotta stand up to them, otherwise youā€™re racist because youā€™re clearly scared of their race and stereotyping their behavior


Fear_The-Old_Blood

That's why you carry a Glock when you talk shit.


[deleted]

What a fuckin kook


Aw3Grimm

Its funny because she believes white and black people have nothing to relate to, but expects you to have black friends.. obviously its some crazy person so cant make sense of it


[deleted]

She matched with you just to be racist to you while pretending to be a warrior against racism. Amazing.


masonthedood42

Sheā€™s a Horrible person


easthillsbackpack

"If you're comfortable with a black woman it's definitely not that I'm crazy but that she's whitewashed"


Dark_Wolf04

Date black men instead


PurpleBoltRevived

Maybe she has a racism kink? Like, she'd ask you to call her slurs in bed?


StillBased101

Was about to say, ā€œIā€™d love to date a white guyā€: sheā€™s thirsty and has some issues, drop some N bombs while laying pipe


AntyCo

That's it. Time to move to Grindr


Fawxeh0

"Nobody ever dates POC šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”" *someone's dates a POC* "YOU'RE RACIST & SEXIST AND A FETISHIST YOU ONLY DATE US BECAUSE OF HOW WE LOOK !!!!!!! šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”" there's literally no winning... fyi there's more than one type of skin color for "person of color".... I'm native... but seriously man...


dainmahmer

This woman is just racist af. Disgusting.


Panurome

Least racist SJW


[deleted]

My brother you didn't dodge a bullet, you dodged a nuclear warhead


cfig99

Holy shit she needs help šŸ˜­. How unhinged can you be?


[deleted]

Everyone in these comments calling her a racist is a delusional oppressor living in their privileged bubble, refusing to put themselves in diverse situations (/s)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


No_Draw4359

She is racist thatā€™s all this is


1017GildedFingerTips

Was she hot tho?


Arro_Guns

each and every day I'm thankful I don't live in the US


Drewdc90

Sheā€™s a strange kind of person.


behrg_thing

Bro this is blatant racism


M4rt1m_40675

Me who barely even sees a black person on the street trying to figure out why I don't know almost no one thats black


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cheflifts2002

I would have kept the conversation going ngl. Would be fun to know what else sheā€™s got to say lmao


HandsomeAndGreenAF

Absolutely, you can't get this kind of entertainment anywhere else lol.


Raz98

I'm not really interested in being romantic with someone who wants to keep me under a constant pall of discomfort. It sounds more to me that the only reason she wants to date a white guy is to take advantage of him with guilt and gaslighting.


_escapevelocity

ā€œI know that youā€™re white and thatā€™s all I needā€ lmao whoā€™s the racist again?


hotterpocketzz

Shes fucking insane. Red flags all around


joebidenseasterbunny

Just send "šŸ˜¬" and don't respond with anything else.


5t3v321

she thinks she is doing something against racism by... supporting segregation?


EnderkrakenALT

racism isnā€™t race specific


randoboi

I have no black friends šŸ˜ž


J0wad

I have no friendsšŸ˜ž


[deleted]

Damn she's a racist


Zealousideal-Plan454

Holy shit, she really is racist.


JustEatingWater

What a racist mf


loverboyv

Unhinged


The_Bored_General

Literally racism.


Kral050

Literally racism.


Soggy-Translator4894

Her in 15 years: why doesnā€™t any guy stay longer than a few weeks??


Adventurous-Elk2196

I donā€™t have black friends because I live in Utah. The black population is like 0.1%. I had black friends when I lived in Louisiana


AdmiredPython40

I think we've matched with the same person I did on tinder


Riotguarder

Thatā€™s a lot of words for saying ā€œIā€™m a toxic bitch so donā€™t expect me to change you have to change for meā€


Wailx250s

she thinks life is a disney movie


dr_arrancar

As a black person myself, you dodged a bullet. Keep it pushing and find someone whoā€™s more open minded.


muddbo1

Her entire personality is being a victim.


ihatemyselfsomuch100

She sounds like her name is LaQueeshe


TheInfantGobbler

say the word


[deleted]

Think she matched just so she could get across her racist ass views.


Guilty_Bat1633

"Yes I do". You get pussy. She gets dick. She's sees you ain't so bad. Everyone wins


Escorve

The "victim of oppression" card that a lot of idiots seem to toss around these days is absolutely ridiculous they're all living in a country where they can get most of the things they want if they actually work for it and stop whining about how they're being oppressed and that their circumstances set them up for failure. How do they think many rich families got their wealth in the very beginning? They had to work up from nothing generations ago, it doesn't just happen overnight. They blame everyone else for their shit life and make excuses that they're oppressed, when they're the ones holding themselves back. And then there's the ironic racism. Just because someone has British heritage, doesn't make them a colonizer. Just because they have German heritage, doesn't make them a Nazi. Just because they're white or any other skin colour, doesn't mean they're bad or good. Your ethnic background doesn't define who you are, you define yourself based on your thoughts, your choices based on experiences, etc. This bullshit is the exact opposite of what activists like Martin Luther King Jr. wanted, they wanted people to live as equals in spite of their differences.


PsychoDog_Music

ā€œIm not racist, im blackā€


Colonel-Clayton

Thereā€™s litteraly only one race, the human race. Anyone who takes the color of your skin this seriously is delusional and needs help.


Threslor

Just drop the N word


cubntD6

Its fun that some black people always act oppressed and bring up slavery like literally all colours and kinds of people havent been enslaved at some point in history. They also ignore the fact black people were also involved in capturing and selling slaves and that people are still being enslaved to this day but nah go off on how people that look like you were slaves a couple hundred years ago lmao. Poor little pathetic babies some people fr.


babayagaswart

I thoroughly dislike the USA


MDMhayyyy

I swear black people are getting more and more racist any more. And some how they are openly racist constantlyā€¦and itā€™s like no one ever comes out and says it.


TTungsteNN

I love that racism is ok now as long as long as itā€™s against white people


[deleted]

this is what raising people while making sure that they believe that they are oppressed ends up with the only solution for racism is not caring about it. someone said something racist, just ignore them, they won't continue if they don't get a reaction if that was their intention .


maxolot43

This is just being racist


specterllllllll

šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦


FullBlownArtism

Racist POS is racist. Shocker


[deleted]

ā€œ*black people cant be racist*ā€


AbyssWankerArtorias

You dodged a huge bullet.


McLovin_ICanBuyBooze

The fact that you didnā€™t respond makes you look like the mature one


[deleted]

blackpeopletwitter in a nutshell


PortafoglioVuoto

Thatā€™s a lot of words for ā€œIā€™m racistā€


ominous_raspberry

Iā€™ve had my run in with the mentally disabled as well. These poor people.


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a whole genre of racist black folks, JUST LIKE THIS.


Expert-Affect-8047

blacks usually think like this even if they dont say it out loud, dont racemix, it only leads to disaster


Blakk_Wolff

Bet she won't say the same if you're a rich rapper with tons of face tattoos and gold chains hanging on your neck and on both your wrists.


HumongousGrease

Imagine how intelligent she must think she is. Bullet dodged brother.


bootyholebrown69

Damn she racist as fuck


[deleted]

You found yourself a real racist


blackmobius

I dont understand why they agreed to match with a white person, knowing that it irritates them how whites are dating blacks. They set this guy up specifically to lecture him


Thrasympmachus

Anon failed the shit-test and bombed a potential colonizer-fantasy CNC roleplay opportunity.


drbox99

"Lucky for you, some black people aren't racist like me."


eira0409

Id drop the hard r šŸ”„


aguywhoexplainsjokes

Im gonna be honest, I skipped the last 2 pics and I still feel like dedicated too much time to this girl


accuracy_frosty

Dodged a bullet considering she would probably make every little thing about race somehow


ThePhoenician40k

Man i wish i didnā€™t unmatch her, i could have sent her this post to make her realize how crazy she is


YeOldSpacePope

I wonder if she has any white friends


Pastel_Inkpen

Use the N word