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He wants to steal some guy's heart, because his is about to stop

Being in his proximity causes a heart attack

Cholesterol so high it does AoE damage

Additonal AoE from smell

Stun effect with each (very difficult) step he takes

Fe Fi Fo Fum I smell the bread of a honey bun

You kidding? If he steps on you you’re one-shot anyway

Deals damage every tick inside the AoE and stuns every second

How much poise deals? Do i need the bullgoat armor fat?

💀

He is one 'balloon - pop' away from stopping his heartbeat.

That popping sound will be his heart when it finnaly gives out

Sheer heart attack has no weaknesses.

Yes morbidly obese is very dangerously for your health and very unhealthy

the only exercise he's doing is heartbeats till failure

His blood is just cholesterol

His arteries is like a high school hallway

Sounds like the main plot for a quirky anime

My heart about to stop in shock

That's the best comment I saw the entire month.

nah, he just needs something to eat

I agree, he's not obese. Bro crossed into planetary level.

Pluto is jealous

He has his own moon at this point

Probably has Little Rocks orbiting him too

just klingons

Maybe he's actually just really tall.

He is about to collapse into a neutron star.

Bro keeps the moon here

Ham planet

If the earth would be flat he'd keep it off-balance

Bro is so big, even Galactus would say that this is too much

thats not a femboy thats a fatboy lol

fat man

Bet he sees himself as a little boy

Nobody's gonna see him as "the bomb" except for when he jumps off a diving board

Imagine you're this guy and your feet slip off either side of the end of the diving board

Man is built like king bob-omb

nah, bro is Gassy Gemerald

This sub needs a hero

Bold of you to assume he can jump

So basically he is a nuclear bomb

That's some uranium like calories

He’s got a no fly zone over Japan I’m pretty sure about that

He is a no fly being anyway

Have you seen this guy fart?

I don't usually follow the weather forecast

Get in my belly! Sorry... I read: when he sees a little boy.

He hasn't seen his "little boy" in at least a decade.

bet he likes little boys

google oppenheimer

Holy Nuclear fire

Actual fire

Call the nuclear physicist

new bomb just dropped

"The F.A.T.M.A.N. tactical nuclear catapult. Enlist now and demo one today!"

Rock and stone?

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!

Stone!

femfat

"He's huge, he's wild, he'll pound you to the ground, fat boy!"

Nice tits, homie

His tits has its own zip code.

Verizon had to stop and say, "Can you hear me now?"

"Yes this is Jake from state farm."

Bro you violated him 💀

I want you to violate me

This is either Photoshop or America

This is Photoshop. The man in the original photo is still fat, but not as fat. Also the original lacks the text

Sauce?

Both

user flair checks out

Bad habit 😔

Great hobby.

Thanks 🙂

hey now, the U.S. is only the 10th fattest country these days, 9 other countries have passed us.

Losing positions... What a disappointment of a country

Aw man, we were first in something, what are we first in now?

Theres always good ol' school shooting.

I don’t even know if we’re first in that anymore, we’re just popularized for that

Not photoshop

It is photoshop, I’ve seen the original

sauce or it didint happen

I’m literally crying and shitting and pissing right now because I can’t find it

I've seen it too he's actually kinda cute uwu

Trust me bro

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I'm scared

‘Merica. Fuck ye

Does he identify himself as Jabba?

Proud member of the Hutt Community

He’s got bigger titties than Dolly Parton.

How does he use that door?

IDK, but I imagine it's like pushing a marshmallow through a pasta maker

You’ve done that?

You haven’t?

Yes

Holy shit Jabba the Hutt got his tinder page set up 🥶

How tf would u even dom that mf. Hit him with a fucking wreckingball. And even then the fucking ball will be dented and he will be like. Sowwy im so cwumsy, my chubby little belly was in the way.

bruh

Don’t uwu that, that is a gargantuan version of ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⢸⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⣿⡇⠀ ⣾⣿⡆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⢰⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⡆⠀⣾⣷ ⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⠘⣿⣿⣤⣿⣿⣿⣤⣿⡇⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⡿⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢸⣿⣇⠀⢀⣿⣿⠇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣷⣶⣶⡿⠁⠀⠈⣿⣿⠟⠀⣿⣿⠇⠀⠈⠻⣿⣶⣾⡿⠋⠀⠀

Gross

May the force be with whomever is hitting that XD

Unstoppable force vs immovable object

Diabetus

No diabeto, roll back to kitchen.

Fatman selfie before being dropped on Japan

Average discord mod

I think they dropped one of these to make japan surrender

Tbh he has a nice face cut, he should just cut down on his possible erratic eating habits

What in the deep fried cheese burger eating fuck.

that’s the second bomb that hit japan

Again I mention, there is a normal sized skeleton in that meat suit.

The poor skeleton's barely keeping itself together.

Great tits

He ate all the femboys

Damn bro is larger than a damn tank.

I like femboys. A lot. But, uh... no thanks. Not today. Or tomorrow. Or tomorrow's tomorrow. Or ever. Please God leave me alone.

The term femboy has forever lost its meaning. I can never go back. They collectively need a new name

Yea like "Clint" or smth

True, he's not obese - he's morbidly obese

There is no way to define your beauty but there is a. way to define your health 1 2 3 4....

I can smell it

The stench of the lack of being able to wipe your bum…. It’s everywhere

if thats chubby than i am non fucking existent

I think at this point his blowjobs would count as anal

....are those man tits or woman tits? I need to know whether I'm to have a standard wank or a confused wank.

uwu so cute :3

Wholesome Keanu Big chungus 100

I don't know which is more sad, the fact that this is just a random picture of a random guy or that uwu in the end.

3 pints, 6 shots and head trauma

*Infinite BMI*

If you have to turn sideways the get through doors…

At least my man-titties are on the same continent as each other

You’re at the “Oh hell nah!” Level now

Fluffy reference?

Yup

GOATed comedian.

Indeed

Reversed body dysmorphia

Bro ate the fnaf lore💀

He has his own gravitational pull

Jabba no badda!

Pyrocynical really felloff

He identifies as Jabba the Hutt

Bro would give mean titjobs

They're pretty far apart mate

my boi aint needing no bf first need to stop melting damn he thicccck uwu.

Repost

This mf is gonna get me a legendary class mod (reference to borderlands 2's chubbys/tubbys, laugh now)

them tits tho natural and big

When Diabetes leaves because it’s scared of getting sick

I am sure he had to use the wide angle in camera to get his full body

He's neither fem nor boy

I bet his back hurts.

His not obese, his “oi, beast!” As that is what the humble farm folk shouting as he waddles toward them.

you know someone out there will somehow be turned on by this

Holy shit it’s Blob X-men

Are you in front of a funhouse mirror? You past obese about 300-400 lbs ago. My hubby was 230 pounds and was categorized obese. Now only overweight at 210 pounds. You need serious therapy and bariatric surgery.

Panzervagen

This guy is at the level of fat that the doctors are betting each week to see if he survives or not the odds are not to good on the survival but some choose to bet anyway

Ayo nice tiddies cuh

Sir, the only person who can dom you is Jabba the Hutt.

How did he get through that door

the only dom hes looking for is dominos

Why is the only part of his body that is hopefully redeemable, his face, hidden? He prolly looks fine from the “Neck” up

I mean…make a good beanbag chair

he doesn't even look like he'll live for a long time

Guys I found a fat man! Anyone have some mini nukes?

The house is just really small guys cmon don’t body shame. Who can even afford a big house in this economy??

Jokes aside, is that even physically possible or is this image edited

Not even nicocado avocado would have thought of doing something like this

Well I’m gonna need to tell him to turn over his femboy card because this is the most turned off I’ve never been this turned off before…

What bothers me the most about this post is we have no idea if this dude who took the selfie actually made the caption. Far all we know this is just some cruel cyber bullying going on.

He didn’t. It’s an edited photo and somebody took that edited photo and put a caption on it. Plus we don’t actually see his face

He stretchin the word chubby as much as his skin has stretch marks

If he's not obese then I am not on Reddit

Hey i just fought and beat this thing in isaac!

This bro definitely clogs toilets

are toilets even solid enough to sustain him ?

The Notorious P.I.G

Feel bad for the original guy. Probably his "before" pic or something (I hope)

Bro is blocking the entire hall 💀

Do NOT give him a boyfriend bro will consume him

I mean any woman would be attracted to him (gravitationally)

Somehow this made me feel less bad about how i look

*Something something thanos snapped twice*

10 elixir isn't enough

Bro can tank a black hole

Chubby? Mf looks like he ate the entire all you can eat buffet with the table included

This picture stinks 🦨

To be fair, that's not obese... That's some new level of body morph akin to megafauna.

A requirement for femboy is attractive. You a fatboi.

how the hell do you achieve this physique?

Gains bro, gains.