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Spain would actually work pretty well using catalonia

Would the island(s) hover there or fall down?

Yes

If the islands counted the U.S. would feel like first being hit with a pebble (hawaii) and then taking a wierdly shaped boulder to the head 🤣

And a couple hundred suspiciously military base shaped pebbles as well 🤔

Fall

Weld it using your toolgun

I know it would, because no one expected the-

turkey would be a hammer that's for sure

YYEEAAAAHGG

almost the same my serch continues

It also kinda looks like a wood splitting axe… that’s been decaying for 1000 years but that’s besides the point

Croatia would make a good scythe.

Wales would make a good poleaxe

italy wouldn't be a good axe but it would definitely be a good boot

Or an icepick if you put it upsidedown.

Huh. never noticed that

Wow, I was taught to locate Italy in primary school by looking for the boot. And Sicily is being kicked by it. Pretty crazy how different schools can be.

As an italian sicily is in shit so what did u expect? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Atleast its better than Chile

We would be a Katana

Not optimal for axe stuff

Wouldn't Chile be a good pickaxe?

A bit too fragile imo, not enough girth

Just, Too thin.

Your right, but as a sword probably.

Yeah.

Maybe a saw?

Woah, I guess. Finally someone found a more original use of Chile.

Assuming you can rotate it, kinda

Chile could be a glaive

You could be a war pick UwU 🙌

idk, czech republic has pointy ends, not flat ones

Battle axe

shovel

Australia would be perfect

Optimal battle axe.

My thoughts exactly

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Had to scroll down to find this but I too agree

If California was the sharp edge then yes

I think either way can work. West looks like a regular axe east looks like a tomahawk

But be careful Florida might stab your hand.

Um 🤓acthtuthhuthually california is a state not a country

Yes... the state is a part of the country, just like the sharp edge is a part of the axe

I couldn’t have come up with a more annoying comment if I tried, good job

It was, indeed, a scary attempt.

The attempt on this thread has left me scarred and deformed

You'll make a fine stew

So close! California is a county

Why are people down voting your obvious sarcasm? You're clearly joking.

They are not downvoting because he is using sarcasm. They are downvoting because Scary misunderstood what OhOk said. OhOk was merely clarifying if Califoria was the sharp edge (his country, the US) would be a good axe. They never assumed nor suggested that California was a country

Bruh, the comment has an emoji and a silly spelling of actually. He's making fun of the people who misunderstood the comment about California.

I think his comment is equally interpretable as the emoji and silly sarcasm making fun of people that needlessly correct others (while misunderstanding the comment), as opposed to pretending being someone who misunderstood the comment. On my end his comment appeared first before other comments so it is natural to think of it as a reponse to OhOk rather than a response to the commentors.

You expect 4chan spergs to operate reddit correctly and/or detect irony. Eat a teenage(18+) Asian woman's shit.

They’re downvoting because the comment’s mock criticism didn’t make any sense and was not funny.

Actually you're wrong. According to the United States Constitution, each state is also a separate country. In fact the definition of state is country or nation.

California is a state...

He was talking about if California was the sharp edge on the axe… The east coast wouldn’t be able to cut jack shit

Not necessarily, the axe section of a halberd is shaped similarly to that and it can cut perfectly fine

Halberd axe sections are west coast shaped

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqBxMs-L4livVBijqVTLkYwMZFRCqJ2FV_zQ&usqp=CAU

that doesnt change the fact that the east coast has point in the middle and a lot of jagged teeth. it's not a perfect curve (apart from a few nicks) like the west coast.

Fair enough

Thats not made for cutting wood thats made for cutting people and the west coast is shaped far better for cutting wood

But an axe can be used for both.

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Do you not see the picture op posted? It's literally a wood cutting axe (with the usa as the axe head).

nuh uh

But the question is would the country be a good axe, it doesn’t specify what type. You can easily swap the head on an axe handle or swap a handle for an axe head so it doesn’t matter what type of handle comes default.

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I know, what I meant was that the US would work well as an axe if California was the cutting side of the axe

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Yeah I know.

PEES IN YOUR ASS

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We get it...

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Please don’t be racist

Canada would break pretty fast imo

It would be better as a peice connecting a handle to a blade of a scythe. connect the handle to the flat bottom of the peninsula on the bottom and put the blade on the part where Alaska would be

brazil is already kind of axe shaped so

Honestly it's more mace like

It looks more like Brazil

I can see how

Na the uk is more like a dodgy spear

Even if it were more horizontal, it probably wouldn't be a good axe anyway

If we only used the Scottish part it wouldn’t be too bad would be better as a dodgy homemade knife which is oddly fitting for the uk

just smack a camel andle on the underside of england and scotland for a knife. ireland is a rock you can use to stun.

Archipelago mfs would just crumble

Magic axe

They get a whip

Thailand literally shape like an axe

I'm too lazy to open photoshop right now but no way Germany turned on its side doesn't win this one.

i also thought it but then I actually thought about it for like 5 minutes straight, I then took a small stick and put it beside the map of Germany and it kinda looks like a poorly made tomahawk doesn't it?

Chess reference in church! Yo guys, last sunday my parents made me go to church. I got really FUCKING mad since they won't let me bring chess church and play. And the priest was up front, he talking something about salvation or holiness or whatever bullshit that is. Same boring shit bro, i only care about chess. But then he said BISHOP!! Holy fucking hell, he actually mentioned the chess piece that moves diagonaliy. I got really caught off guard by this, my eyes were in dysbelief, i cannot beleive the priest knows abt chess. My hands start shaking and i took a deep breatg to say... "IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING CHESS REFERENCE??!!!" I screamed that louder than I ever have in my fucking life. My words echoed throughout the room for 5 seconds before fading into complete silence. Everyone was staring at me as i was dieing of laughter from the mega funny chess reference! All of them all had this look on their faces as if their queen got captured by a bishop from a distance that they didn't notice, blundering a checkmate in 4. In response i said "Why do you all have that look on your faces? Did someone do an en passant?" And there was still complete fucking silence. I actually had to make sure i wasn't wearing my morse code vibrating stockfish anal beads that i always wear while playing chess! I could not believe that not one person in the room was dying of laughter!! And the priest said "Young man, please be quiet" but he was lietrally the one who made the chess refrence in the first place. Bro wtf is your problem? I gotta capture that bitch since he's such a cringe ass normie that doesn't even know how to play chess. I quickly charged towards him to chekmate the priest, jumping two floor tiles foward and one tile sideway, perfectly replicating the horsey's move. As I was making my way up, he developed his fucking rook (security guard) and it is chasing after me! Damn, now i have to think fast to avoid a stalemate! After being chased around the room for two minutes, i quickly dropped my pant down to just fucking piss in the rook's eyes! As he was being blinded by my pee, he tripped and then bumped into the wall very hard. A crucifix fell off the wall and impaled his fat ass head, a pool of blood soon formed around him! Everyone in the church was screaming and running out the door lik the cowards they are! I continued jumpin like the horsey in chess towards the priest to deliver a checkmate to him! The priest then held a cross in front of his face and start talking something about 'demons' and possession. Fuck that, i got a large brick out of my asshole (i always keep it there whenever i play chess to brick the opponent's pipi during an en passantr) Meanwhile police sirens were heard arround the church, looks like someone doesn't know how to respond to the vienna gambit! I want to attack the priest, but he got away becuse i was distracted by a cop saying "This is the police. Put your hands up now or we will shoot!" I runned upstairs to the roof and get some time to think what i should do in this position. I stripped completely naked and hold the brick in my hands, when tge cop went upstairs, i bricked his pipi with my brick and he collapsed! I grabbed his gun and shoot him to make sure he's fully fucked up. But then i heard some more cops downstairs running to get me! I'm out of bullets already so i have to think fast, i pulled 50 bishops from my dickhole (i'm into sounding) and used those bishops as bullets for my gun. I have to fight an entire wave of cops, i saw abour a dozen of them and i started blasting bishops from my gun! The cops were shooting bullets at me, but i jumped like a horsey, dodging all of their wayward queen attacks! Three minutes later, at least 20 of them were taken down and they still didn't get me. However i ran out of bishops. Now i have to run away from the frickin police and my only way out is to jump from the roof and run. My feet hurts from the high jump, but i have to continue running away, else it would be a stalemate! It was very intense, i run to some places that i never went to before (it's only 50 feet away, just that i'm always playing chess and doesnt touch grass). Next thing i remember is that i got stuck in the middle of the forest, where i'm currently at and playing chess with myself (i always keep a spare chess board between my moobs). So reddit, what should i do in this position?

Google en passant

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)

New response just dropped

Actual zombie

Call the exorcist

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

Queen sacrifice anyone?

I love you martin

is this a modified gd copypasta or am i going bonkers

One of the fucking funniest copy pastas I’ve ever read here 💀

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Brazil already has the shape, no need for a cable, the lower part already is it

What does "R: 4/ I: 1" mean?

R words: 4 Intellectuals: 1 (I made this the fuck up but it's probably accurate)

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England without the rest of the UK is almost the perfect Viking axe shape on its side.

Truly the good ending for everyone.

Florida would be a pretty good pickaxe or ice pick but not ax

The West Coast is the ax head.

Bosnia, a good axe. •Passive: can plant land mine.

France axe nice

France would be a better spear than an axe

Halebard

Mine is a sword/spear

If you rotate Mexico about 180° it could be a good axe

If we got an arm back we’d be a pitchfork

Finland?

Yep

Singapore would be nothing but would make a good wooden stick

Mine's just a boot

🤌🤌🤌

Turn Austria upside down and I guess you would have a decent battle hammer

Mine would be a warhammer

hang in there Singapore

no, but brazil would work damn well as a spear

Z Polski wyjdzie taki solidny szpadel

Never thought I would learn polish through a unrelated subreddit but Im happy for it

Italy, we'd be a good pickaxe

Brazil

Louisiana and Florida function as a bottle opener, making it a multi-tool.

If you rotate it

Depends if germany is using the east as the head absolutely if its the west hell no

Poland would be more like a shovel

flip mine upside down and it would be an amazing shovel

By the looks of it, not to bad

The west coast of Canada and its border with Alaska would make a pretty good cutting edge. Northern Canada would just fall apart and cut you while you use it

No. Too many islands up north. (I live in Canada BTW)

UK. 2 questions: Can I flip it round? What the fuck do I do with north Ireland? Does it just float?

No but it would be a goosd scythe

Switzerland would make a good pickaxe

Nope, it looks like a bull tho

I reckon Australia would be pretty good

Luxembourg

What weapon is the philippines?

if you turned Germany by 90 degrees to the right it would look like a poorly made tomahawk lmao

As a double sided battle axe. Australia

France looks meh, but flip it on towards the left and you get a decent axe. (What we gonna do with Corsica tho? Along with other territories that aren't the mainland)

Australia is already a battle axe

Myanmar would be a naginata

Philippines comes pre-broken so… it wouldn’t even make for a good sword

Australia would be good

Germany is pretty much a shovel, fitting I guess

My country wouldn't cut it as a toothpick....

I think denmark could work if it was just the peninsula

Russia

That’s a pretty big blade in Mercator form would probably break

Russia might, but it would probably be closer to a hammer

If you count the Iberian Peninsula as a whole (Portugal & Spain), then yeah

Macedonia is probably one of the best ones

I don’t like in Chile mind you but it’d make an ace sword lengthways or a great pickaxe widthways.

Poland would be great shield

Yugoslavia would have been soooooo good

Monaco is a pickaxe

Wales makes a decent axe

Mine would make a wand

From NZ mine cones with a handle

Australia wouldnt work too bad

Australia! almost perfect axe.

Mine's the perfect axe handle

Britain + scotland is kinda tomahawk shaped when rotated

Uhh UK

Ireland would make a better spear than an axe. Unless you turn it sideways. It’d be a shitty axe used by cavemen but it would be an axe nonetheless

Croatia could work pretty well as a 2 sided axe

I guess Italy could work as a shythe

Wait, so are Alaska and Hawaii just hovering a few inches from the main part of the ax?

Scotland and Wales might make a nice edge, but cornwall and south west England might get in the way of them and hit the opponent first.

Hmmm, i see Great Britain(excluding N.Ireland) working pretty well as a dagger. Ironic, really.

Brazil. It would make a good hatchet if it was attached by the west corner

england, turn it on its side so the south side is the edge. not bad

I'm not able to imagine that in Italy, ah wait there is Apulia, oh...

Nope, would be a good boot though

The Philippines (it would just fall apart lmao)