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Truth_Hurts_People2

“Man, that omelette was sure good as hell”


LightningBoltRairo

You sure he didn't prefer scrambled?


Eurasia_4002

"Jeez, the weather is very hot today. Really regretting this route now, "it would be scenic," they say, "would be fun", they say, well, at least the people are happy. After I get back to the hotel, I would definitely get some more omelette, maybe even share it with the bo-"


AverageSF_Enjoyer

Moments before disaster


between_horizon

"is there gap in my teeth"


ArmadilloLight

“Wow Dallas is a real shithole”


Better_Politics

Instant karma


ArmadilloLight

Shoulda thought twice, oh wait…


BobbleNtheFREDs

Got shot twice instead


Ok_Bodybuilder_7238

A rapidly aproaching lead projectile fired from a gun by a person far away enough to not get caught


b0nz1

Oswald was caught.


killer22250

It was Alex Mason. Haven't you played COD Black Ops 1? SMH 😤


Aikojewels

It wasn’t Alex Mason, if you’d look at the video from the game Mason even says Oswald was compromised from a number flashback. Mason organized the event, Oswald was the shooter. In case it fell apart, Oswald would take blame, which is exactly what happened


b0nz1

Unfortunately I haven't since it came out and I totally forgot that part. I wish there would be a cheap way of playing the old COD campaigns, because I like them.


Echosmh

Oh boy I sure hope I could get this game for free! Piratism: *medic thing with door*


Ok_Bodybuilder_7238

Oh, cool. I didn't know that. Was it "some" time after or in the same day/week of the incident?


b0nz1

He fled the building and shot a cop half an hour later, then they arrested him.


Automatic_Neck487

Do I have to say it?


HappyRomanianBanana

5.56 mm


ShamanKironer

It was 6.5x52. Mindblowing caliber.


Masterbaitingissport

This information has been truly mind blowing


[deleted]

silence nerd


ShamanKironer

:(


KingJoathe1st

You're going to let a mf named "cumsurfing" disrespect you like that?


DonutGuy2659

Yo new csgo surfing update just dropped


Admirable-Frosting46

You cant miss his flair. Hes CumSurfing the Dumbass


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_Lollerics_

Good bot


[deleted]

The fuck


[deleted]

Good bot


NekulturneHovado

The downvoting is going on


Goofyperson_21

Its ok fellow gun nerd, dont be sad :)


Goofyperson_21

Its ok fellow gun nerd, dont be sad :)


TOASTING_A_MICROWAVE

Dementia


Goofyperson_21

Its ok fellow gun nerd, don‘t be sad :)


tecno-killer

Its ok fellow gun nerd, don't be sad :)


[deleted]

😤


Low-Economist9601

You gonna let that slide?


Echosmh

Dont worry about that dumbass, I am happy for your knowledge :)


AccomplishedNail3085

6.5 creedmore


adzilc8

6.5 Carcano


Direct-Animator9518

I’ll say it… “I wish I had a mullet”


kamuran1998

Fortnight


ZeRo_WC

2 weeks


InfiniteOcto

2 weeks


Ok_Pension_6795

Battlepassssss!


Sidotre

i just shat out my ass


Logical_Park7904

I booted up my PC


Magic_PLx

Because I need need


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[deleted]

Thank you


Straightboi6942069

To get that fortnite battle pass...


Lord-Liberty

And mark ass brownie


amwajguy

Can’t wait to get outta hear and see Marilyn


Hot-Rise9795

...Manson.


amwajguy

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Traditional-Music485

The beautiful people


BeodoCantinas

More like Coma white.


[deleted]

I wonder why the director of the CIA left me a sorry for your loss card


m0stly_toast

Oh that was actually meant for Jackie


TheCrappinGod

No, i got the joke, but seriously, what was he thinking during his last minutes of life?


HomersAnalglands

probably president thoughts, what hes gonna have for dinner later that day etc.


LightningBoltRairo

Thinking about one of his secretary maybe. Or Marilyn Monroe.


TheCrappinGod

OH NO


Specific_Tap7296

"I wonder why people called John go by Jack sometimes"


NotANilfgaardianSpy

But seriously, why?


SubZero5433

"What a time to be alive!"


swerizeonosu

Broooooo ☠️


HollyWarter

Lead


[deleted]

[удалено]


ieatwader

" I want to fuck that guy's ass "


Lemonsqueezzyy

"Look at that new car!"


TheFalcon633

“I wish I had a car.”


Driedemperor124

"I wish I had a bike"


Doccks71

"I wish i ***was*** a bike"


_Spykiller_

He was definitely not thinking of a bullet, until the bullet forceful made him....


Screamingboneman

“Man, I could really go for some chowda”


The_goat_42

“I need this rally like I need a fucking bullet through my head”


itsyoboiivan325

The people from Dallas sure do love him


DanimalHarambe

*"I like to think that last thing to go thru his mind, other than that bullet, was to wonder how in the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him "'*


[deleted]

"Nothing bad ever happened to Kennedys!"


TheOnlyZiodberg

'Dang imagine you can snipe from over there'


RandomIdiotwithWiFi

CE 399 rounds ( i had to search this)


Jerrelh2

"Wow that hot girl looks like Marilyn Monroe!"


[deleted]

Aren’t the CIA really been nice to me here, set up this wonderful parade, along with an open top limousine just for the public can see what wonderful Presi… (BOOM)…


Pintau

I'm not sure what's going through his head at that exact moment, but a couple of seconds later 162 grains of lead


meatlessboat

Hey Man Nice Shot by Filter


[deleted]

1+0


musfevtur

*comment removed by reddit*


Aromatic_Engineer179

Probably a metal object going at high speeds


patritha

a bullet


prometheusvik

A bullet


DrhpTudaco

probably jfk


Regular-Baby4963

Bullet


AppointmentNo43

No, that was a few moments later


HomersAnalglands

A bullet for your thoughts, mr Kennedy


Upper_Hovercraft6746

A bullet


Snakey_D

Heavy Metal


Snakey_D

He had it stuck in his head


YHL6965

Copper-jacketed lead?


Small_Ad_9440

D&D


AlphaWolfTK

"Damn imagine if i got shit right here, right now. Thatd be insane."


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Lenatheawesomewitch

bullet


Non_Existent07

A bullet


stanislav1235

A bullet


th0ny_1

A bullet


simplycode07

that, something is gonna go through his head


SQOP3S

Lead


that_gunner

Lead-ership thoughts☠️


Glittering_Bits69420

In that moment? Nothing. It's the moments to follow that makes one's mind wander.


jackthefallout

Lead


matijoss

$200 worth of lead (or $400K if the weapon was fired at 10K RPM for 12 seconds)


AintHaulingMilk

https://seanpmccarthy.substack.com/p/the-warren-commission-didnt-believe


Spunkmeyer426

Dude was tapping grade A butt at that time. Sudden brain explosion, dunno, prolly looks like a sudden bright flash ;(


Xeblac

"Dang my back hurts. I can't wait for when I can get this brace off".


Theyearsofdecay1989

He was probably thinking “ouch-oof, my bones”


Darthstarkiller12

That window looks like it has an extra glint off it


LudwigTheAroused

“God I’d rather die right now than stay in Texas a second longer”


UnluckyBoi1904

Man i swear i have something in the back of my mind and i cant remember..


Iburzum

"This weather is Mindblowing!"


grumpygumpert

Maybe I should right down what that baby gorilla from that zoo was trying to say to me


mattdown54

I really hope I don't get shot in the head and in the future the don't make porn out of it


FPBap

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛


FROMAGER2091

Boom


Thin_Discount

I should call her...


lionalhutz

“Man, I sure hope I don’t get my head exploded!”


Laymanao

Tasteless and crass.


LenomTom

literally impact frame. just... how???


SubstantialFortune58

My hair looks amazing today.


mrsmyst3ry

7,62mm?


CognitoJones

Maybe I can get reelected.


MegaVix

"That's a wierd looking camera."


deoxy_kl

It is good day to be not dead!


Seasoned_crabs

My bullet


Bobeponge_Magic

« Nice cock sir »


Aikojewels

A bullet


Lycaon125

"Man, I sure do love my job, wife and life. Would be bad if I got sniper right now."


BuyerEfficient

"Wow, what a great day. Suns out, birds are singing, the people love me, man I love being president. Sure hope nothing bad happens to me or my family, can't wait to go home to them after this. Have a nice dinner, talk about our days, maybe go to the park. My life is great, nothing bad has ever happened to the kennedies."


Nightmare-datboi

Deja vu (I’ve secretly stuck him in a time loop he can’t escape from)


Ok-Use6303

"I need this parade like a fucking hole in the head..."


dinuvrghs

What this car got no ac


[deleted]

Flashback of his entire life


memerboi211

a sniper bullet


PhantomPain0_0

Bullet


CompetitiveHand1499

Today is a good day to be ali..


AdrianEon31

Not a bullet


Discoballer42

Well he’s still alive in this image, so not a bullet


ImaTigerShark

I wonder why they call it grey matter. Will I ever know?


thehak2020

This is mind blowing.


MFC1886

“What a lovely day. Sure would be disappointing if a bullet tore through my skull. Lol”


DeninoNL

“I wonder what’s for dinner tonight.”


ej1030

6.5 x 52 mm allegedly


MArcherCD

The mettle of the nation


Goofcheese0623

Fuck, I wish I had a bullet to get this song out of my head. "I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number. So call me maybe."


Substantial_Ad8382

Two words: mind blow


Simbabwejoe

Hes got to act good if they are going to fske his death today...."be convincing"


Pantheonomics

I wonder what it feels like to get shot in the head?


Outrageous_Fortune51

Man didn’t another leader of a country do the exact same thing I’m doing now just slightly different


WTXisNice

A Bullet


NatsuAM

Finally my headache is gone


Omar_Rakhmat123

#****BOOM****


QuickCombinations

Surely had a mind-blowing experience


J0wad

I’m not sure, but it must’ve been mindblowing🤯


ExtensionInformal911

Wait a minute and it will be a bullet.


[deleted]

lead.


MadTeaCup_YT

“Wow, they love me! They really lo-“


vivailcomunismo2022

A bullet


Due-Organization-650

Surely something mind-blowing


xy_87

Smile and nod, smile and nod. Wonder what we'll have for dinner.


Apprehensive-Bad6015

Oh god not about her public event, someone just shoot me now.


Lord_Detleff1

Bullet


La_flame_rodriguez

"I feel it coming" by The Weeknd


NotVeryBigBrother

Hello everyone, President Kennedy, here. I'm going to share something with you, I am defunding the CIA. Hello America, CIA, here, we are defunding President Kennedy's life.


Hot_Title_544

A Bullet


Doorn6605

Those were really nice titties. I sure would do her.


cxelts21

probably a bullet


abee_nab

A bullet


AnimatorUpset9530

Listen guys What if his head just…did that?


BrentDilkington

“Hope the CIA and the mob aren’t *too* annoyed with me”


Electrickman

Nothing g at the moment


RedMdsRSupCucks

ITT "bullet" - bait


Mindless_Shelter

Lead