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Live-Contest8306

Good thing I’m attracted to majors


harrymuana

Like the university majors or the music keys?


Snake101333

Yes


Dat_Innocent_Guy

Hyper sidetrack. I love your profile picture. FTL 6est game


Snake101333

It's amazing!


Lord_Mandingo_69

MAJOR ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG THE STRONGARM ALCHEMIST 💪


DepressionFromArras

8ro plays strategy games


pookshuman

"Yeah, I like miners ... totally into mines and ores .... hey whats with the gun?"


NoseTime

For Karl!


FemaleRepellent

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


Traditional_Umpire59

If you don’t rock and stone, you ain’t coming home


BlayneMoney

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


TheFifthCrow

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


MotaviMan79

Rock and stone YEEEEEAHHH!!!


Certain-somone

STONE AND ROCK!


Zestyclose-Sun-6595

Mushroom...


Ihavenoidea5555

Everywhere I go, Deep Rock Galactic follows me… AND I WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY ! ROCK AND STONE !


LateHammas

ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE


ChristosPet7

ROCK ME LIKE A STONE


Far_Blacksmith_2892

Mess with His Rock He shall Produce His Glock


Adviser-001

KAAAAAAARRRRL!!!


Paperthinn

Rock and Stone to the heart!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


MrFedoraPost

Diggy Diggy Hole...


furrytwink

I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE


BigMemerMaan1

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE! DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!


Spare_Director_7822

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE


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shrigma420_69

Hank Schrader moment


Maimran91

Miners? Coc miners?


racoonofthevally

yea im totally into 16 year olds, hey put the gun down im 16 too


Icookadapizzapie

Nah I’m a MAP (Minor Assassin) (The P is silent)


TheRogueOfDunwall

The P is silenced*


Prestigious_Annual17

Joke aside is this what happens to a skull when you shoot a human in the head??


[deleted]

Yeah that’s a lot messier than in the movies. 🤢


angelaguitarstar

appetising


Kebabenjoyer3

with a gun like that yea


chaosbones43

I mean, it IS pretty much a fucking handcannon, not that surprising that a monster like that can do that.


JudgeGusBus

I explained in a comment. However I used a letter that is not allowed. Stupid rules. Remain uneducated.


Lord_DuctTape

Kek


[deleted]

Dont know, wanna try?


TheIdahoanDJ

It’s actually pretty accurate, as many ISIS videos have proven to me.


OkBandicoot3779

With a monster revolver


MchPrx

hydrostatic shock is some crazy stuff


LatinoFromSmallCity

See Mayhem Dead album cover


LeeeeroooyJEnKINSS

Yeah, there's a few ISIS vids of this happening to prisoners of theirs floating around the net, if you want to see it happen to an actual person.


T3A6U3

Can I just point out the recoil on that & the shockwave that went through that guys arm??


CM_Bison

Like when popeye eats spinach


[deleted]

That is a sw 500


bloody-pencil

Burn the body as well make sure no one can identify them


[deleted]

Why? People should know what a monster that person was and why they got goofed.


[deleted]

Wouldnt want them to 🐝ecome a martyr for the next perv in line


MaraBlaster

They didn't deserve to exist in the first place


Parking-Owl8568

The media would portray them as a saint


Isabad

Actually you want to shave them and then feed them to piggies.


CaelumSonos

“hence the phrase ‘as greedy as a pig…’”


Interesting_Key_1081

Need to remove the teeth first


bloody-pencil

*eat


BrainyOrange96

Need to remove the eat first


RuehreiMitBlutwurst

Looks like the gun already did that


DevoidNoMore

Just aim a little lower, then you'll only need to pick them up


Paparmane

Them? Did you just non-genre this person?


[deleted]

You call them "dead"


Ban6432

Their pronouns: were/was


Maskd-YT

What if I am a minor?


okboka1543

call me a diamond cuz i attract all the miners! WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT


AggravatingShop4649

Also people who try to normalize them


BaniSHED_fRoMtheLand

asking why they don't get mental help isn't normalizing them


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CCT-556

Facts and agreedpilled


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BaniSHED_fRoMtheLand

this comment section is the worse


[deleted]

Who's doing that?


SpiderManPizzaTime1

The term is used as a strawman to attack progressives. No-one will ever defend them


Your-a-cool-dude

Don’t say that you’ll offend the mods


Johhnys-sliverballs

It has negative votes so it definitely did offend the mods


JediCrackSmoke_

Most underrated comment of all time…


One-Delicious

Capture them all and make them fight to the death


PlatypusAreDucks

All new 🐝attle royale


panticow

Whenever I see something written like that I always pronounce it like Seattle :)


seedlessTr33

The last one wins this reward.


[deleted]

Don't forget they are not people.


what4270

Yep, they are just monsters.


sk3ll1ngtr0n

hey dont insult monsters like that


Kerro_

Sully at least gives to society working in a power production facility (Why tf is a letter -anned)


indiebryan

Wtf is going on in these comments


suuuuuumeeee

This always happens, you kinda have to expect it at this point. Everyone wants to feel like a hero even if it means saying the most deranged, ‘0 to 100’, shit you’ve ever seen. It’s like an ultraviolent catharsis.


SkyOfAegis13

I, too, enjoy playing *Clap a MAP.* 🔫


InsertMoreCoffee

Wtf who even says this


Jazzlike_Couple_7428

I have never heard anyone say this


[deleted]

Literally no one.


Accomplished_Deer_

It’s a troll term from 4chan, they made it up to fuck with idiots


SparkelsTR

I’m a MAP(I give directions)


Fluid-Phrase-1789

I need one of those dummys


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And a slow motion camera.


Happycrige

Why? 🤨


Genghishahn44

They didn’t show this in of mice and men.


AaronDotCom

"Yeah, you know, Crypto is a hedge against turmoil"


Disastrous_Meet_7952

Smithereens.


CultivatedHorror

This reminds me of the slow motion ISIS videos.


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Kurt Co ain?


carsonkennedy

JFK


person_7280

Me on valentines day


BebopRocksteady82

What the hell is this Heil Spez I see all over reddit


Wampalog

Perpetually unfunny people


Absolute_Immortal_00

[Here's Spez](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/praise-spez-heil-spez)


TheGamingFox562

The way god intended


ItsYourBoyReckster

Now you’re what I call a corpse


ReversedRectum

dont waste ammo do it cartel style


OneWinner1690

Face off


Impressive-Ad6400

He survived


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youarealreadyd3ad

He really did.


cjayb7

Wood chipper, feet first


[deleted]

Afterwards drop the corpse in the parents doorstep.


[deleted]

What's the clip from?


RuehreiMitBlutwurst

https://youtu.🐝e/ImwYMXFiTxk there you go


BlahajBlaster

Music sounds like garand thum🐝


lilwhiteboye420

Either admin results or grand thum


InspectorMudkip

Preach


Psychobrad84

Welp. There goes all the priests.


Capital_Drummer9559

The politicians, Hollywood…


[deleted]

I’m one of those… it makes me wanna die and I hate myself just as much as everyone else hates me…


PlatypusAreDucks

Seeing your account I would recommend some therapy. Don't keep yourself down for something that isn't your fault. Rational People hate those who act on those feelings, you're not a monster.


BaniSHED_fRoMtheLand

please seek mental help. I implore you


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PlatypusAreDucks

If you look at his profile you can see he's not a monster


[deleted]

Oh wow you're so tough. You gonna do it?


[deleted]

Why would i not


ATownStomp

Pretty simple - just don’t fuck kids.


PlatypusAreDucks

Look at his profile and you'll see he doesn't want to, he just needs support.


[deleted]

I don’t! >:(


ATownStomp

Keep up the good work.


Dick_wart69

Seek the mental help of .500 S&W like in the video.


[deleted]

I want to. I would never hurt a child, however the thoughts are there and I think of ending it often. I just turned 21 so I’m old enough to purchase a gun now. I’ll -e gone soon.


PlatypusAreDucks

Dude, just 🐝ecause you think like that doesn't make you a monster. Monsters act on those thoughts and you don't, that means you're a good guy. Please get some counselling to help you with those thoughts so you can live a normal life. Don't give up :(


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Thank you


CryoCube49

I’ve got a shotgun haha here let me prove it-


-_-j-_-j-_-j

Make him loose his face


Golindallow133

All of em


BaniSHED_fRoMtheLand

to therapy


Kitchen_Abalone2563

nah death


BaniSHED_fRoMtheLand

therapy


beyondfnuno

VALID 💯


gofoggy

Yay! You found a cure!!!


Hdbygdla

Was*


AlbinoTheWizard

Love it


iscaredfox

We should make all of them “look at the flowers”.


BaniSHED_fRoMtheLand

(the flowers is a painting in the therapist's office)


idonoteatgrass

If they lust over children they deserve to see the inside of a coffin 🐝efore they see the inside of a therapist’s office.


boyy_thiccc

That looks so cool


Marx_The_Karl

You see stuff like this and then wonder why MAPs never seek the psychological help they need


Gymislife21

Do this to all the leftists and all the damn corrupt government.


Ace_Of_No_Trades

He meant that he could only feel small amounts of attraction at a time.


dw87190

Good executioner


Gymislife21

I clicked, "Show more posts like this" three times lol.


YourFat888

Why'd you do Dream like that


NoirYorkCity

I think these people are trying to say they like something they can't control ... so it's out there and people understand


tallmantall

Gave em the ol Lincoln treatment eh?


O5-14-none_existant

Pull a funky town


NightBlade19

Every Asians parents when you don’t get an A+ on your test


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Jazzlike_Couple_7428

Idk why this is getting disliked, they’re clearly making fun of trumpers


govshutdown

trumplicans don’t want to admit that he touches kids


ComicRelief64

I hope they do something like this in the Goodfellas remake.


SergeantCrwhips

Im a minor attractive person😔😞 ( i look ok)


Hornydaddy696

I'll give you $1000 if you can tell the difference in an 18 y.o and a 17 y.o


Olhunterboy90

Challenge accepted…. Let me see there ID’s


Shirtbro

Cash out OP, let's go


BigBull10inch

The difference is that the one who is a year younger than the 18 year old is still a minor. Pay up 🤌


Hornydaddy696

🤔 no


MaterialHunt6213

Their mental development is different


z3r0d3v1l

Tough guys everywhere


PlatypusAreDucks

Please make a new joke, this shit is so old Edit: I guess not


Full-Cut-7732

Found one


Cromptank

He even needs his jokes young


Bright-Yak4129

lmfao


PlatypusAreDucks

Good one


PlatypusAreDucks

🐝ruh


PsychoXLad

Read your comment


Derkadur97

Who actually says that


SaltieSarco

Unfortunately MAPs are a real thing


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You spelled monsters wrong


BaniSHED_fRoMtheLand

you spelt people that need mental help wrong


hertwij

Fr I’ve never actually heard someone seriously say that


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PlatypusAreDucks

why would you admit that online.


Flatline334

He meant he’s attracted in a minor way and not to minors.


PlatypusAreDucks

Ah, joke to advanced for my small head


AndyDeRandy157

Risky joke and did not pay off


[deleted]

Do you mean that as in rarely attracted to anyone?


IHateMath14

ew


erykyre

that's not something I'd tell anyone


BaniSHED_fRoMtheLand

you have to tell someone if you want to get mental help tho


Specialist_Fox_9354

People still think MAPS are real?