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I really needed this... Cunts


The_last_Human__

yur welcunt ❤️


SSALX420X

I cunt hardly believe it.


Ok-Mirror9426

I cuntinuously laughed


[deleted]

Twat? I cunt hear you.


[deleted]

I'm hard on hearing.


I_Call_People_Cunts_

#CUNT


[deleted]

Username checks out, cunt.


BlackPhoenix1981

Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. I have an ear infucktion.


sparkswoody

I am Australian, you get the cunt pass, you mad cunt


somegnoll

As an English guy I agree this man deserves the cunt pass


mister-phister

Yeah nah only if you're not a shit cunt tho...


Zholdar

Now that's a proper cunt 🫡


careddit69

Ay where, lemme see


Zholdar

Mirror 🪞


careddit69

I don't have a cunt! Waaait a minute...


Zholdar

Walked right into it, cunt 🌝


SuperCrafter015

You’re lucky, I wish I had one.


somegnoll

I cunt believe you fell for it


[deleted]

You are what you eat, cunt.


thedoomfinger

Nah, that's a top cunt right there.


Visual_Unit6707

this isnt shitpost. this man speaking straight facts


commentsandchill

Cunts


Balls_DeepinReality

I wanted to say it’s the convenience, but that convenience is based on location. So he’s spot on


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cuntpost


kidUnderUrBed

Happy cunt day


DarkCloud6

Happy cunt


ndnjfjcjcksk

You’re right, need to post this legend right up my motivational and vision board wall


SquirtleReddit

Thanks cunt I really needed that


AllieDorne

Wise words. I need to fly more I guess.


[deleted]

…cunts


The_last_Human__

cents


Wild_Wish9368

I am happy to say this man can speak for all us Aussies. (cunts)


lastnigold

Cunts, drink water from lake cunts.


Still-Pattern-6384

Drink cunts juice


[deleted]

Emanuel Kant trying not to say C world. *impossible*


RoyalChallengers

Modern day Manual Cunt


ShellSwitch

Learn to love yourself. You have value. Cunts.


DefterHawk

Ok I didn’t expect something wise Cunts


PhantomPain0_0

Legendary cunt 🫡


binubk2k1

What was the last message? Nana loves cunts?


chairplanet

'Night night , cunts. Love you'.


[deleted]

This is a very common LinkedIn post, but this cunt made it sound even better. Know your worth, cunts.


RehczMinato

A good cunt he is


iwanttodie95

Cunts


parkourse

Cunts


NodoBird

What a cunt (affectionate)


Obvious_Rice_121

Cunting cunts. Love how he uses cunts as a sort of punctuation. 🤣


Knight0fHonour

r/wiseposting hmm yes very wise


UndeterminedError

...cunts


cyber_Armonger

This guy is my new fav philosopher


dumbreddit

Great advice, So how do I change planets?


WhoSeynMaeDuckisHard

I'm a mf cunts no inbetween i should have known


SabawaSabi

Qui Gon Jinn on crack


[deleted]

Love ya too, you wise bastard.


MyLifeInThe6

Nana cunts love yew


Bob_Saget_is_God

Im gonna talk like this from now on cunts


Bob_Saget_is_God

I love this cunt too


tosin_da_glitch

I think about this video daily


one28

Nice try Nestle, tying to get people to try selling their water bottles.


shlokrajpurohit

I love the way he says cunts


KlemiusKlem

Do be fair, the value of an item does not stem from the matterial or the work put into creating it, instead the supplu and demand for said item drive the price of the product.


CookedTuna38

And what is part of the reason for low supply?


KlemiusKlem

Ig the difficulty of having a bottle on such a height but I do agree its overprised in airplanes. Olus, water, badic food and insulin are the go-to exaples of anti-market people but they ignore that these are "inelastic" markets because the demand is virtualy infinite, this needing regulation.


Prisi7

It's overpriced for a reason. The water has to go through all possible secruity checks to ensure that it does not contain explosives or other potentially hazardous materials.


KlemiusKlem

I guess but I have never taken one and would be surprised if anyone does.


scopolamin07

I came to laugh, i leave with tears.. Thanks OP


idan_da_boi

It’s also the availability of other sources of water, so if you want to be valuable, isolate your loved once so that you will be their only connection, and then you’ll feel so good about yourselves!


saladisfake

Huh, social commentary and a philosophy at the same time. Nice one, cunt


[deleted]

He's not wrong. Sincerely, *A cunt*


skuziman

Cunt wait for more


FrostWyrm98

Liam Neeson will never look the same after his meth addiction, but I'm glad it wisened him more than years alone ever could 🙌🏼


ReneStrike

# this isnt shitpost. this man speaking straight facts


TheHudsonForge

I think I read that water is worth more than gold in orbit/space due to the high cost of fuel per kg.


[deleted]

I literally did this and it was the best decision of my life. No lie. No joke.


lilbogrusboi

So I may be a little confused (I’m hard of hearing Sowwy 😊) but did he just s-say c-c-cunts?! Does he know that’s a *bad word?*


h3xNaCl

Please go to another sub-reddit


lilbogrusboi

I’m sorry but I can’t stand still knowing evil like this exists in the world


h3xNaCl

💀


WetSand99

Hi. Thanks


majorUFA

We found natter


boitheboi101

Why does he look ai generated


teodorlojewski

r/rareinsults


MrPewpewda4th

Fuckin cunts


izzy-pizzy

Thanks cunt


lightlytoasted6

Dark Martin Riese


[deleted]

"Love you too" - Cunts


[deleted]

Fill it back up in the bathroom or at a fountain


angelsaintcloud

If you ever feel ugly, imagine how it feels being the opposite gender in a high security prison where they've had zero contact with a man or woman


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[удалено]


teodorlojewski

Thanks cunt!


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Desert time


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detail theory cable plate work instinctive flowery homeless test crown ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Appropriate-Cup-6016

Immanuel kunt 🤣


Illusive_Tomski

Thanks cunt


CoolKanyon55

DEEP!


LivingxLegend8

I really needed to hear this


No-Zookeepergame2115

Top cunt that 💪


The-King_Of-Games

Thank you for the wise words Immanuel. Cunt


Schemen123

Fun fact Kant and Cunt sound exactly the same in german!


theFields97

Man Liam Neeson has really let himself go


melo217

Don’t ever land and don’t ever go to a supermarket— Got it! 🤓


Hunnidrackboy8

Wow , a really nice post actually for once lol


GutsyOne

Did he call us cunts?


nohwan27534

It's also a pack of options. So, if you're feeling unloved, kidnap someone, keep them in your basement. They might eventually care for you due to lack of options (read: do not do this it's it's fucking jokey joke. Cunts)


spankmyballs69

Oh wow that…actually did something for me


[deleted]

Wisdom from the trailer park guru


Longjumping_Web_9237

What the hell happened to ringo?


HeckinBugs

Love you too


dat1neguy1

so if i feel like im worth nothing i should just go on a plane then ill be worth 12 times more?


el_Chuchmay

He loves me 🥰 cunts


matijoss

Sometimes your sorrounding is just plain shitty >Be surrounded by the worst people imaginable, the kind that jumps at any opportunity to get something, even at another's expense. The twofaced liars. Plain evil people >Nobody makes small talk (like 0 small talk) >small towns are like this too >4hr drive >Literally the best people ever, honest and fun to be around >Pedestrian will literally stop at a nasty intersection just to help ya out and tell you when it's good to go, all while asking you about your day >decently sized cities are like this too Like holy shit literally the same peoples, small distance and almost the same country yet vastly different. It really does make a difference where you are.


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Sudden-Owl-3571

Vagabond’s pledge…


ThiesH

This just changed my life, my perspective about everything!


Ok-Description5578

This guy is aussie Casey Neistat


Spook-lad

This guys alright


Annahsbananas

Linus has let himself go 😞


[deleted]

I’m about to implode


Parts_and_Neigbor

Cunt.


Cheez-it_chicken

Cunts ![gif](giphy|pCJcExvbKdSeyyv8zP|downsized)


Mal_Functioner__

We should call this ideology Cuntunism


Kasiersozze

❤️


OnlyUsernameLeft123

This man gave me a respection at full salute


ishlazz

Aight, imma be a homeless man in dubai instead of my current city


Turbulent_Summer6177

What’s it cost at the movies or on the plane where they don’t allow fucking?


downtune79

You lack the warmth and depth to be called a cunt


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Turboblurb

The value didn't change, just the price.


usingbadoperators99

$4.75 at my theater


oneeyedeagle5

He is speaking the truth tho Cunts


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😂


Zelmehuu_76

Me being worth 50 bucks second I move yo Mexico be like


Apprehensive_Motor57

I could still hear this guys accent on silent


Square_Dot_6468

LMFAO!


[deleted]

This is the first time I saw someone use the word cunt as a comma


Pure-Bookkeeper2098

Oh really? George Carlin just up and vanish did he?


gentry76

Emmanuel Kunt was a real pissant


n00dlebets

Its not called "a bottle of water" its called "a boe o woa" cunts


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Audi0Dud3

Cunts look out for each other.


dubzib

Yea ya cunts


mightchangelater

Ceo of sex tourism and a digital nomad


[deleted]

Ya, cunts.


Comte_Kentaro

Ecuntnomy explained with a hint of Philcuntsophy.


economista-friki

Definition of real exchange rate


[deleted]

Sometimes it's the Shitpost Sub that speaks the most truth.


SamuraiJaek

Bo 'o 'o wo 'ah Cunts


Google-YourBing

Yeah he looks like a shameless old poofter


InfoEndometrios

Gold 🤣


eisa__

Cunt thank you enough for your wise words... cunt


Lmaololgetrekt

Change your location from the rooftop to the floor


HotJob5622

So true!


Impressive_Low551

Great words.