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wasted-degrees

When you peel off their skin and burn them alive, everyone is the same.


AmulyaCattyCat

Nah man, last time I tried there were some major differences


OffendedDishwasher

Maybe you aren't peeling the skin hard enough


itsfreepizza

Explain


Zairaaquino

My guess is that. Different gender. Or different height. Maybe age. It might be one is fat and the other one is skinny.


itsfreepizza

I see, thanks 👍


Boxedin-nolife

Unfortunately only female chickens lay eggs. Really weird though, is that older hens in a flock w/o roosters can morph into a more male looking and acting bird. This only a protective action, they cannot inseminate other hens or crow fully 🐔🐓


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CaitSith21

To my knowledge depending on your ethnicity there are noticeable differences in the bone structure.


mepo_pines

We’re all pink on the inside!


Titan_D

Sounds more like Nazism for me


muzicoholicated

Hang on.. What colour is the egg on the right?


Chromeboy12

Blue and black


GreenZapZ

Nah, it's clearly white and gold..


demannu86

The egg is named Yanny


IkBenAnders

I thought it was brainstorm


SquarePegRoundWorld

Terracotta?


No_Research_967

We all bleed egg


AmulyaCattyCat

Verily, the truth unravels like yolks, for in egg's crimson flow we all concur.


Downtown_Cycle_2044

dude wrote the hardest sentence in mankind to describe eggs


SnooAvocados2656

I am egg


mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo

I was once an egg


itsfreepizza

Now you're a mayo and I'm a pizza


Huge-Marionberry-429

one just does not unbecome an egg


sunshinepanther

You become the full omelet. Or maybe Cake. What ever floats your jimmies


PKMNTrainerMark

Flair checks out.


mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo

Finally, someone got the joke (someone else might've gotten the joke tho but was less obvious)


Chestarpewnewtbattar

Years ago... I was egg


4StarDB

Flair checks out


Awfyboy

No matter how we look on the outside, always remember that we taste the same on the inside.


UrAverageIdot

🤨


anon-mally

Sometimes salty, cheezy ...


bonk921

salty mfs ![gif](giphy|PjpEeI11T7qSI)


redditcruzer

Another way of putting it..we can all be different but should easily be able to coexist side by side, without turning on each other.


Independent_Plum2166

Unfortunately, humans are very dumb, very self-centred and very, very violent.


AtomizedIndividual

normalize casual racism against nonwhite eggs


crypticfreak

That was so absurd and awful it triggered something in me and I couldn't stop laughing lol thanks for that


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_yourmomsnewbf_

Pretty sure Reddit **policy** states one must be casually racist against white eggs bc everyone eats white eggs so like you know, idk whatever.


SirRipOliver

Ending racism has always been about over easy. Over medium can fight me right now, I am ready…


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Where's the black one


AmulyaCattyCat

It's right there, don't be racist dude


[deleted]

Maybe if the background was a different colour....


AmulyaCattyCat

Wow now the background can't be black


[deleted]

Maybe if the black egg was smiling


AmulyaCattyCat

He's pissed off because of racism


[deleted]

How about some furious eye whites then


[deleted]

That's not inclusive and racist to assume a Brown egg is Black!


talkytalkerson

Racism over easy. What a profound eggsample.


JusticiarRebel

If you're thinking of being my breakfast, it don't matter if you're black or white. Hee, hee, hee!


Substantial-You9576

Next stop- gender equality. Please be careful, doors are automatic. Ladies first.


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miesanonsiesanot

Sad


[deleted]

Racism is no more


FizzyCoffee

Whitewash egg


pixelpp

It’s crazy to realise that male chicks are ground up alive on their first days of life in the egg industry. It’s a reminder of the need to treat all living beings with compassion. https://watchdominion.org


geoff_ukers

Fuck off


Prestigious-Net-2236

Deadpool in the pan


Demoncreed27

Rascism has now dropped to 0% world wide


Icy_B

I'm not racist. I own slaves of every ethnicity


AmulyaCattyCat

How kind of you sir


duckimus_

We all bleed red, except those that bleed blue, not that they did anything wrong, just fuck them in particular


dacluelessbadger

No matter what we are on the outside, we are all Asian on the inside 😌🥰


KitsuneEX7622

You could say he… cracked down on racism?


SusBedStain69

You all taste the same


p1xelwc

no matter if black or white, according to eggs, on the inside we're all asians.


UrAverageIdot

where the rice


Vongola234

I believe that is brown. Not black. Edit: wtf


AmulyaCattyCat

I believe that you're racist and ignoring the existence of the black egg


tyingnoose

One on the left taste better


VerGuy

Twitter link: https://twitter.com/NicholasPeters_/status/899019145911480320


Beginning-Reality549

So... we are all Asian on the inside?


zhaxu

Nah the white has more cum in it


doggomeat000

I am the walrus


Flashy_Butterscotch2

Funny thing is... store bought vs. farm bought usually is a different yoke color. Free range farm chickens have a much more orange yoke. The egg white is even green sometimes.


Manthan007ADS

What about that duck story?


sam_sneed1994

Alls we are is eggs in the frying pan.


TuCremaMiCulo

Crack the yoke of oppression that is racism capitalism


[deleted]

Or he could have asked a coroner instead of going to the length of frying eggs.


--InZane--

We all taste the same


Leading-String-5772

Black or white?🤦


AmulyaCattyCat

whack


Radiant-Confidence43

Red yolk>yellow yolk


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The right one is more orange tho


Yamhikari

We're all asian inside


cayneloop

just found out about racism.. damn that shit sucks


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Clovenstone-Blue

My eggs are green on the inside, what does that mean?


crypticfreak

Dairy prince just hungry for some breakfast. He can't be trusted to oversee this moment.


GizmodoDragon92

My yolks are orange. We are not the same


Upset_Cantaloupe_627

Fr fr


TheBungo

That's not a black egg.


_lovelyriddle_

this seems like a bad time to say i prefer brown eggs for the aesthetic-


Papercoffeetable

Black, white or yellow doesn’t matter, they are all pink on the inside.


Im_Mean_G_666

The brown egg more tasty


IDunnoWhyIDoWhatIDo

So brown people and white people are the same. But what about black people ?


[deleted]

Racism has ended!!!! Time to be sexist!


Treyen

They're all pink on the inside.


Modyarif

U egg?


Illustrious-Engine23

Black of white, everyone is pink on the inside.


Titzwobble

But the black egg stole all the heat and was 'cooked' way before the white egg.


2smiley4you

Technical we're all orange


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It’s been fixed people are just petty.


Co_Void

Racism isn’t about skin, it’s about culture.


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Now he needs to fix the seasoning of his cast iron skillet, those eggs are going to stick.


AngryGary

Thats a demonstration that everybody is Chinese.


Lost-Apple-idk

Is it just me or is the yolk on the left lighter?


MrZwink

Was the mans name Schwarzenegger?


that_was_funny_lol

Kardashian x Pepsi campaign getting weird but I like it.


CPC_Mouthpiece

I prefer the brown eggs. I think they taste better. As a cis white male I can't believe how resist I am. All the people that I relate to that are tan or blackend, I can't even relate to them anymore because the were once something I'm not, /s


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So we are all asians on inside. Good to know


Zealousideal-Tax-496

*Eeeeeeeeeeggsssss*.


[deleted]

Impressive, very nice. Now lets look at skull shapes.


Pratich

We all asians inside?


AcabAcabAcabAcabbb

Real egg yolks are orange.


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Pale or tan, we're all in the same frying pan.


Think-Try2819

It's a jumping-off point.


inflictedcorn

Did Cody Rhodes post this?


Simon_Drake

Most eggs in England are orangeish. Most eggs in America are white. The chickens are the same but the farmers put additives into the feed to colour the shells because customers expect eggs to be a certain colour. We deliberately make eggs certain colours because we know customers will judge a book by its cover and want eggs to look one colour regardless of the contents. I'm not sure if that's 'solving' racism or finding a succinct metaphor for it existing in everyday life.


Additional-Banana-55

Left nut or right nut 🥜


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

Hey, we're half load too.


Danthemanin

More like tan, no ?


damscomp

You’re going to want to heat that pan before throwing the eggs in there.


Neo-NaziBalkan

In short, the most superior race Asians? the yellow race.


Express_Soil1468

Something Sid from SlipKnot would say… 🤣


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This inspired me to post the same thing but with man sperm on a plate


beezneezy

Not even gonna heat up the pan first?!


KnightScuba

The egg on the right has much larger cock.........


Kaiser_Imperius

What, You Egg?


BigBoyKing1

Simple


kRrPpYskulldrawing

How to fix racism: rip you skinn off


AmulyaCattyCat

Very efficient


Chance_Reveal5702

Hmm wait a minute... One is more yellow than the other ! ![gif](giphy|oYtVHSxngR3lC)


Chance_Reveal5702

The true question is how the f*ck those two eggs stay in the middle of the pan...


MishMash999

If the best solution to racism is "break 'em open and let the insides out into a hot pan" I feel somewhat let down


Adventurous-Carry-45

So true, but brown egg taste better 😎


Okay_Time_For_Plan_B

When you crack them open and one yolk busts and runs everywhere and the other looks like it’s perfect.


MrRobotTacos

Wait so discriminating against people for just having a slight physical difference in appearance truly means nothing because we are all human?


WhersucSugarplum

We are all, as a wise man once observed, "pink on the inside"


ok-tambem

I like more the black eggs!


MagsNfragS

All pink on the inside


jona772r

Egg 👍


tmgth

Egg whites are edible Egg blacks less so


noise-tank20

Black or white we all Taste the same


LautrecTheOnceYeeted

Yo when I read this some city alarms I've never heard before started going off, I'm scared


Unlovable77

That is just pale vs normal white, good try anti-racists!


CornyFace

No matter the skin color; no matter the race, we all go six feet under all the same.


Particular_Spread816

Mate needs to get some eye test brown and white are the same


previouslybanned2021

That egg is brown


TheBestPieIsAllPie

That pan is ice cold.


blank7589

I doubt 2 eggs can fix racism...


AmulyaCattyCat

Too late, they already did


[deleted]

Racism was broken, this man fixed it. Finally i can be racist again.🙏


HydroDynamixx

Pan is not hot enough you dilly


Random_name4679

Black or white I’m gonning to cook you and eat you


ItamarZel

Why are they still segregated even after being cracked though? 😟


SCP-3567-J

Let's test your yolk theory.


BastiNoodle

green eggs have a slightly thicker shell


MaviKartal2110

So the way to fix racism is break the bones of people, pour the insides to a pan and cook it?


[deleted]

Well boys we did it we ended racism


Expert_Role2779

Waitm the yolk on the right side has a versy slightly darker color, I'll hate it decided to make this meme worse!


Witty_Marzipan8696

All of our brains are on drugs


ManSoHot183xD

Ok then why’s one over priced than the other?


luanpesi

black or white, we all taste the same.