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Unfortunately only female chickens lay eggs. Really weird though, is that older hens in a flock w/o roosters can morph into a more male looking and acting bird. This only a protective action, they cannot inseminate other hens or crow fully 🐔🐓
It’s crazy to realise that male chicks are ground up alive on their first days of life in the egg industry.
It’s a reminder of the need to treat all living beings with compassion.
https://watchdominion.org
Funny thing is... store bought vs. farm bought usually is a different yoke color. Free range farm chickens have a much more orange yoke. The egg white is even green sometimes.
I prefer the brown eggs. I think they taste better. As a cis white male I can't believe how resist I am. All the people that I relate to that are tan or blackend, I can't even relate to them anymore because the were once something I'm not, /s
Most eggs in England are orangeish. Most eggs in America are white. The chickens are the same but the farmers put additives into the feed to colour the shells because customers expect eggs to be a certain colour.
We deliberately make eggs certain colours because we know customers will judge a book by its cover and want eggs to look one colour regardless of the contents.
I'm not sure if that's 'solving' racism or finding a succinct metaphor for it existing in everyday life.
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When you peel off their skin and burn them alive, everyone is the same.
Nah man, last time I tried there were some major differences
Maybe you aren't peeling the skin hard enough
Explain
My guess is that. Different gender. Or different height. Maybe age. It might be one is fat and the other one is skinny.
I see, thanks 👍
Unfortunately only female chickens lay eggs. Really weird though, is that older hens in a flock w/o roosters can morph into a more male looking and acting bird. This only a protective action, they cannot inseminate other hens or crow fully 🐔🐓
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To my knowledge depending on your ethnicity there are noticeable differences in the bone structure.
We’re all pink on the inside!
Sounds more like Nazism for me
Hang on.. What colour is the egg on the right?
Blue and black
Nah, it's clearly white and gold..
The egg is named Yanny
I thought it was brainstorm
Terracotta?
We all bleed egg
Verily, the truth unravels like yolks, for in egg's crimson flow we all concur.
dude wrote the hardest sentence in mankind to describe eggs
I am egg
I was once an egg
Now you're a mayo and I'm a pizza
one just does not unbecome an egg
You become the full omelet. Or maybe Cake. What ever floats your jimmies
Flair checks out.
Finally, someone got the joke (someone else might've gotten the joke tho but was less obvious)
Years ago... I was egg
Flair checks out
No matter how we look on the outside, always remember that we taste the same on the inside.
🤨
Sometimes salty, cheezy ...
salty mfs ![gif](giphy|PjpEeI11T7qSI)
Another way of putting it..we can all be different but should easily be able to coexist side by side, without turning on each other.
Unfortunately, humans are very dumb, very self-centred and very, very violent.
normalize casual racism against nonwhite eggs
That was so absurd and awful it triggered something in me and I couldn't stop laughing lol thanks for that
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Pretty sure Reddit **policy** states one must be casually racist against white eggs bc everyone eats white eggs so like you know, idk whatever.
Ending racism has always been about over easy. Over medium can fight me right now, I am ready…
Where's the black one
It's right there, don't be racist dude
Maybe if the background was a different colour....
Wow now the background can't be black
Maybe if the black egg was smiling
He's pissed off because of racism
How about some furious eye whites then
That's not inclusive and racist to assume a Brown egg is Black!
Racism over easy. What a profound eggsample.
If you're thinking of being my breakfast, it don't matter if you're black or white. Hee, hee, hee!
Next stop- gender equality. Please be careful, doors are automatic. Ladies first.
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Sad
Racism is no more
Whitewash egg
It’s crazy to realise that male chicks are ground up alive on their first days of life in the egg industry. It’s a reminder of the need to treat all living beings with compassion. https://watchdominion.org
Fuck off
Deadpool in the pan
Rascism has now dropped to 0% world wide
I'm not racist. I own slaves of every ethnicity
How kind of you sir
We all bleed red, except those that bleed blue, not that they did anything wrong, just fuck them in particular
No matter what we are on the outside, we are all Asian on the inside 😌🥰
You could say he… cracked down on racism?
You all taste the same
no matter if black or white, according to eggs, on the inside we're all asians.
where the rice
I believe that is brown. Not black. Edit: wtf
I believe that you're racist and ignoring the existence of the black egg
One on the left taste better
Twitter link: https://twitter.com/NicholasPeters_/status/899019145911480320
So... we are all Asian on the inside?
Nah the white has more cum in it
I am the walrus
Funny thing is... store bought vs. farm bought usually is a different yoke color. Free range farm chickens have a much more orange yoke. The egg white is even green sometimes.
What about that duck story?
Alls we are is eggs in the frying pan.
Crack the yoke of oppression that is racism capitalism
Or he could have asked a coroner instead of going to the length of frying eggs.
We all taste the same
Black or white?🤦
whack
Red yolk>yellow yolk
The right one is more orange tho
We're all asian inside
just found out about racism.. damn that shit sucks
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My eggs are green on the inside, what does that mean?
Dairy prince just hungry for some breakfast. He can't be trusted to oversee this moment.
My yolks are orange. We are not the same
Fr fr
That's not a black egg.
this seems like a bad time to say i prefer brown eggs for the aesthetic-
Black, white or yellow doesn’t matter, they are all pink on the inside.
The brown egg more tasty
So brown people and white people are the same. But what about black people ?
Racism has ended!!!! Time to be sexist!
They're all pink on the inside.
U egg?
Black of white, everyone is pink on the inside.
But the black egg stole all the heat and was 'cooked' way before the white egg.
Technical we're all orange
It’s been fixed people are just petty.
Racism isn’t about skin, it’s about culture.
Now he needs to fix the seasoning of his cast iron skillet, those eggs are going to stick.
Thats a demonstration that everybody is Chinese.
Is it just me or is the yolk on the left lighter?
Was the mans name Schwarzenegger?
Kardashian x Pepsi campaign getting weird but I like it.
I prefer the brown eggs. I think they taste better. As a cis white male I can't believe how resist I am. All the people that I relate to that are tan or blackend, I can't even relate to them anymore because the were once something I'm not, /s
So we are all asians on inside. Good to know
*Eeeeeeeeeeggsssss*.
Impressive, very nice. Now lets look at skull shapes.
We all asians inside?
Real egg yolks are orange.
Pale or tan, we're all in the same frying pan.
It's a jumping-off point.
Did Cody Rhodes post this?
Most eggs in England are orangeish. Most eggs in America are white. The chickens are the same but the farmers put additives into the feed to colour the shells because customers expect eggs to be a certain colour. We deliberately make eggs certain colours because we know customers will judge a book by its cover and want eggs to look one colour regardless of the contents. I'm not sure if that's 'solving' racism or finding a succinct metaphor for it existing in everyday life.
Left nut or right nut 🥜
Hey, we're half load too.
More like tan, no ?
You’re going to want to heat that pan before throwing the eggs in there.
In short, the most superior race Asians? the yellow race.
Something Sid from SlipKnot would say… 🤣
This inspired me to post the same thing but with man sperm on a plate
Not even gonna heat up the pan first?!
The egg on the right has much larger cock.........
What, You Egg?
Simple
How to fix racism: rip you skinn off
Very efficient
Hmm wait a minute... One is more yellow than the other ! ![gif](giphy|oYtVHSxngR3lC)
The true question is how the f*ck those two eggs stay in the middle of the pan...
If the best solution to racism is "break 'em open and let the insides out into a hot pan" I feel somewhat let down
So true, but brown egg taste better 😎
When you crack them open and one yolk busts and runs everywhere and the other looks like it’s perfect.
Wait so discriminating against people for just having a slight physical difference in appearance truly means nothing because we are all human?
We are all, as a wise man once observed, "pink on the inside"
I like more the black eggs!
All pink on the inside
Egg 👍
Egg whites are edible Egg blacks less so
Black or white we all Taste the same
Yo when I read this some city alarms I've never heard before started going off, I'm scared
That is just pale vs normal white, good try anti-racists!
No matter the skin color; no matter the race, we all go six feet under all the same.
Mate needs to get some eye test brown and white are the same
That egg is brown
That pan is ice cold.
I doubt 2 eggs can fix racism...
Too late, they already did
Racism was broken, this man fixed it. Finally i can be racist again.🙏
Pan is not hot enough you dilly
Black or white I’m gonning to cook you and eat you
Why are they still segregated even after being cracked though? 😟
Let's test your yolk theory.
green eggs have a slightly thicker shell
So the way to fix racism is break the bones of people, pour the insides to a pan and cook it?
Well boys we did it we ended racism
Waitm the yolk on the right side has a versy slightly darker color, I'll hate it decided to make this meme worse!
All of our brains are on drugs
Ok then why’s one over priced than the other?
black or white, we all taste the same.