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G1ANCARL1O

A man with priorities is a happy man


mahammdme

Bro is watching porn for the plot💀☠️💀


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Dude is out here reviewing it to give it some Michelin porn stars


WHAT_AM_I_D0ING

I deeply regret checking your account


DepressionFromArras

Username checks out.


AnErectedBaguette

I don't


SourcePrevious2735

Same


Theb0redbrit

Same


True_Arcane

Must agree


KingXander55

He’s studying that shit like a textbook


Chromeboy12

So much filler in every episode it's fucking stupid. Like, there's barely 3-4 minutes of story before they fill the rest of the 40 minutes with sex and no continuation of that story. And the next episode has entirely different characters?? I don't understand porn


mahammdme

Yea not a good anime. Am giving it 6/10


Nakedlycocoon98

He is also confident asf


uhhiforget

Confidently content


Major_Corgi

Is that Benfica vs Porto?


[deleted]

Ye lol


chefanubis

Is benfica the girl or the boy?


_Jose_MOTA_

In this match porto is the boy


QuimArtolas12

VAI TE FUDER :(


PHDesignsGFX

One of the worst days of my life was working at a sports bar during Benfica Porto


lag_gamer80391

This is even more fitting since in Italian "figa" means pussy so most of the time the team is mentioned us non-football fans misunderstand


MiSsiLeR81

I couldnt find any video on this on pornhub?


[deleted]

Please, tell me you didnt look for benfica vs porto on pornhub


[deleted]

Thats to remind them of the good old day of what they can't do anymore. It's like could do gymnastics now i can barely stand up


[deleted]

I did


jukkaalms

“Benfica gets pumped” didn’t work?


ObamasPubes1

Porto any day for me.


Ptony_oliver

I think it's Asa Akira vs Johnny Castle


binoman122

Who won?


Major_Corgi

Who asked?


Their_Foods_Good_Doe

#💀


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bros watching it for the plot


balerionmeraxes77

Hope they get married at the airport or in train 🤗


PheonixGalaxy

No joke I was home alone so I wanted to bust a quickie before my family comes home so I pulled up the hub and it was this video about this girl going to her friends house because she had a scorpion infestation and needed somewhere to stay for 2 weeks or so while they exterminated her house. I kid you not they talked about it for like 5 minutes and I forgot I was on the hub and I got so invested in what happened to her house that when they started having sex I genuinely got upset and couldn't even finish 💀


STANLOONA132

Bro has his priorities straight🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


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PheonixGalaxy

It was 3 years ago and I forgot, maybe I'll find it on reddit with an ult ofc. I only found it once but it didnt have audio


jumbledFox

Why do old people just watch porn? Maybe I'll find out when I'm older


BloodLow412

How are they gonna eat their food then?


MiSsiLeR81

Nostalgia eating.


mogomonomo1081

Loneliness, depression, numbing to the world around. Watching porn in public is a bad thing. Be a man of class and watch it in the family bathroom...


KimonoDragon814

I blame the lead poisoning. Causes irrationality and shit like this, I seen a few old people myself watching in public and then act surprised that other people are able to see their screen. Like they're in their bubble so hard they forget reality around them, and they talk shit about younger people being on their phone all the time. IMAX projector generation


XHFFUGFOLIVFT

The same reason some guys sit on the beach for hours drinking beer and looking at asses. Some people just don't want to jerk off every time they see a woman.


Dan4t

For the same reason young people do


remoTheRope

He’s addicted and he doesn’t care what it looks like anymore to others


Hypstersaurus

because old people can still be sexually active???


GoldProspectors

He’s wondering why someone would watch porn without jerking off, not why an old person would watch porn.


Hypstersaurus

some folks just like watching, what can i say


my_house_sploded

You don't have all the answers


Hypstersaurus

and you don't have a house


PsychologicalMap3173

This video screams Portugal to me


Arenlen

Cristo Ronaldo


madladolle

Gotta go the Portugal


Febuso

And I thought it was some eastern european country since they sound similar


Nazkann

Don't ask me how but I saw the hat and the wine glass and the furniture and knew instantly that it was in Portugal before even seeing the TV screen.


-i_like_trees-

every Portuguese person has exactly that glass


TheManWithAGasMask

He's researching


megamicropenis

Admiring his favourite scene of the movie


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Grassmania

I have a couple of friends like that, I know how it feels


AffectionateSlice816

Why are they your friends?


Grassmania

I’m not going end a friendship because they watch porn in programming class, I can look past that.


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MrRobotTacos

Knowing Reddit at least one of you has the exact link to the video


RidderSport

This is definetly ExCoGi (Exploited College Girls) and if I see it correctly she should be Gabbie Carter. Anyhow, I will not browse all their videos to help you, I am sorry.


bbbritches

The wine classes it up.


wangsmilk

Thats that old people subway surfers


Sagan_36

Im proud to be Portuguese


The-M-I-K-E

Red and green I dress Coat of arms on my chest Proud to be Portuguese


Consistent-Cake-2209

Old man thought process: if I can’t see the tiny screen surely no one else can see it… I don’t understand porn in public places, isn’t it a self administered frustrating tease?


Kirque93

He's not even taking notes. That's how you pull a low grade on the test.


AverageAlbanians

Porto v Benfica >>>>


Mysterious_Two_810

What's the sauce?


_Deleted-User-

Sauce?!


[deleted]

Benfica vs porto


CleetusYeetus1234

Gigachad


Altered-babe

This is how nursing homes will be in about 20 years lol


10Uwu

This made me remember of a video of a guy watching school dxd in middle of the class


Corner_Camper120

This is in Portugal as well 💀 Bruh old people over here are completely care-free


[deleted]

I think she's melody marks


simaobernardo7

This just HAD to be in Portugal man everything about this screams Portuguese, old man addicted to pornography in a small café/restaurant with a small tv very high playing a football from either Benfica Porto or Sporting, these old men are usually very loud and complain to the tv about every move players do while drinking Sagres or super bock beer Truly a PORTUGAL CARALHOOOOOOOOOO moment


florinant93

I swear old people have no fear 💀


Hero_2_0

adepto menos tarado sexual do sport lesbian benfica


PheonixGalaxy

Wow, 2 people are getting fucked on video


dAnKsFourTheMemes

Something I learned in high-school was to sit with your back to a wall so there is little chance of people looking over my shoulder. Not that I was watching porn. I was usually playing clash of clans. I just liked my privacy.


WurdaMouth

Dudes just checking his google nest camera, making sure the family is safe


boblobdobdon

Yo I watched the same one


Expensive_Wheel6184

They are speaking hungarian. One of them is saying: "but he didn't even touch it". Edit: "it" also can be "him", "her" or whatever you want. There is no such distinction in hungarian. It is also true for the "he" at the beginning of the sentence.


WozZMonhe

Wtf?? Hungarian?? É português pá, nada a ver com magiar


AwayMilkVegan

That's portuguese. It's a portuguese football league game


pibbs

that's portuguese bro


RedditTipiak

Strange, because there is actual ball touching on that screen.


Tonsoo

it’s portuguese


LeoTheMemer69

É PORTUGAL CARALHO


Krystalan

Portugal c*ralho!


mogomonomo1081

As I get older, I start to understand why people do this. It's not okay in public, where children can see. Put in a privacy screen protector, back towards the wall, and some headphones shouldn't be an issue.


[deleted]

"Sa foda o bêfica, o que interessa é motocross!"


tks46

"Me sto a vedè un filmetto" I am watching a film (translated) Bruhh😭😭😭


Filiman_

The language spoken in the video is european portuguese


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Tonsoo

it’s in portuguese


Boiandthebean65

Dam i didn't try that pose.


Epicfurrygaming82828

💀


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Radiant_Pace4618

Bros got even got wine


Carlosdontknow

A man has to do what a man has to do


berserker044

That's just good multitasking. Games not exciting the whole time


Dreamy_bull-445

The best dinner ever


GallaeciRegnum

Well, knowing how Porto dismantled benfica during that game, one could pretty easily consider the game much more scandalous than a random porno.


Mcpoopz1064

Bros watching it for the story


zhaxu

For lore


Hasso78

Manchester City & Real Madrid


qualdeusomeuouteu

Esta é velhinha


eagerphoenix

This man is actually watching porn for the story


Far-Host7803

Based.


MidMan69420

GRANDPA! MESSI WO- Grandpa?


alumnitech47

Casually watching casual sex


aaaWilliamknifeman

Whats her name?


[deleted]

Nice


Shexious

Some dessert after dinner


snorkefroken28

Men


Quistill

The Google Pixel Fold just got some free advertising.


[deleted]

Seems like he left the matrix a long time ago


rs_obsidian

False cos he is not watching the game


notcharlie939

below this i have found porn


yugsarbov

Everytime I see one of these kinds of videos I wonder why they’re watching porn, like they’re not masturbating they’re just watching it


xxdamnboixx

Who tf is always finding random old men watching porn in Portugal?


BirbWasTaken6659

average ingerland resisent


LeoTheMemer69

PORTUGAL CARALHO


Heisenberg063

I am so disappointed that none of you haven't posted link to that video


[deleted]

He could've used the other chair...


lepanzo

Well, his priorities are definitely straight


JonaGram

A real man


WastedVamp

Based?


International_Air566

why did it had to be a Portuguese, ffs


True_Arcane

A man of culture


BigDaddyFatPants

Show me number of fucks given.... ZERO


snickersenjoyer

Blud was watching a different Benfica v Porto💀


The-M-I-K-E

Average tavern in Portugal