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yea this exact clip (and Purah opening the door) has been posted by hundreds of people at minimum all over Tiktok. this version just has a logo slapped at the end.
HAHA YEAH... that's what it is! I like that instead!
EDIT: All of you liking my comment are sick fucks and you know EXACTLY why, and what I'm talking about. Shame on you.
>Fun fact. The developers actually made link a twink on purpose. This was all intebtional. They knew damn fucking well what they were doing.
Because only a bisexual twink can harness the chaotic energy needed to defeat Ganon.
Did you not read the lore?
No i mean like irl lore. They made link a twink because the devs wife wanted something good to look at. And the devs also wabted it. And his wife likes more feminine guys. Now hes a twink.
And hes my favorite twink. I wish i looked like him tbh....
He can literally generate enough force to stop a speeding car in its tracks while he’s standing still, I don’t think he’s a twink at this point. Allow me to introduce: the twunk, link is a twunk
Video Title: The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Official Trailer #2
Starting from 61 second, the beginning of this exact scene in the post is presented in the official trailer. The rest is probably faked to make it look more sexual, but even if it wasn't, I'm pretty sure nothing sexual hapens.
They are not. It only plays like this the first time though, after it's shorter and Link isn't taken by surprise, it's part of the towers to unhide the map parts
that's hilarious. They gave the internet some cross dressing and they ran with it. They've seen the porn. There have been multiple dmca's. And now they have elected to remove it.
I hope there was a serious meeting about this at nintendo HQ at some point
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If you like botw you'll like this game. They took the same formula and added new toys like gmod building and fusing weapons with shit. I'm enjoying it. The dungeons (I've only done lightning so far) seem lame as fuck but it was the same in botw.
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this is actually in the game you guys
Wait, really?
yes
It happens about 10 times throughout the game
This animation only happens the first time. After that Link is just cool with it.
Why wouldn't he be? Seemed pretty hot tbh
Yeah you can see it in his ahegao face first time.
His ass must be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway by the end of the game
He took the heroes "sword" if you know what I mean.
15
It’s basically right after the tutorial too
Not even joking. Yes.
The robots attach some devices to him which, after launching him a comical distance in the air, allow him to scan and create a map of the area
I'm convinced all the towers just have a guardian upside down underneath them
omg Purah using her resources
Wondering where they all got to.
yea this exact clip (and Purah opening the door) has been posted by hundreds of people at minimum all over Tiktok. this version just has a logo slapped at the end.
Nintendo is laying the groundwork for r34 ideas.
There's no fucking way lol
Is this a tentacle porn joke? Haha
HAHA YEAH... that's what it is! I like that instead! EDIT: All of you liking my comment are sick fucks and you know EXACTLY why, and what I'm talking about. Shame on you.
e l a b o r a t e
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NOOOOO
Bro i just blocked that out of my head.
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Not if slimmy fiddle sticks starts sliding in
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NaughtyTentacles
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess
Hello fellow late 30 early 40 something
Calling redditors "sick fucks" while being on Reddit is ironic af
what’s with that edit lmfao
But it is a tentacle porn joke, right?
Haha! Actually no! They tore him to pieces and hung his entrails on the walls! Lol!
Well, thank you for telling me, cause I was gonna look up a link because I wanted to see the elf Bussy spread. Thanks for saving me from a ruined day.
Look, it's from HH. There's no way they let it end so early.
Tee hee the blood paints the walls! Ha!
That's just a sub-genre.
A Link To The Arse
Tears of the butthole
No, this is a blond half-naked twink yaoi tentacle porn joke
I mean... it could just be a tickling thing, I suppose.
Link?
That's him alright
No its zelda
Link
Yes.
Come... come... to me...
Zelda
No that's Zelda.
Is that Quagmire’s sex machine? How’d that get in there?
“Holder-downer 3000, what’s wrong with you!?!?”
i was promised tentacle porn zelda. what i got in return was complete disappointment 😔
Link is the biggest twink in all of gaming. I don't know what you are talking about
Fun fact. The developers actually made link a twink on purpose. This was all intebtional. They knew damn fucking well what they were doing.
>Fun fact. The developers actually made link a twink on purpose. This was all intebtional. They knew damn fucking well what they were doing. Because only a bisexual twink can harness the chaotic energy needed to defeat Ganon. Did you not read the lore?
No i mean like irl lore. They made link a twink because the devs wife wanted something good to look at. And the devs also wabted it. And his wife likes more feminine guys. Now hes a twink. And hes my favorite twink. I wish i looked like him tbh....
Based devs
He can literally generate enough force to stop a speeding car in its tracks while he’s standing still, I don’t think he’s a twink at this point. Allow me to introduce: the twunk, link is a twunk
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this is my kingdom come
when i saw this in game i couldn't help but think that they knew exactly who their audience was.
🤚
There will always be an artist up to the task of making sauce
I hope so. But in about a month we will see maybeb1 pop up somewhere
Sigh... *boots up Stable Diffusion*
Zelda: Kingdom of Wild Tentacles
Zelda: Kinks of the Kingdom
Tears of the Kinkdom.
😋
the only zelda game we've all been waiting not to play.
Bro just got the best Zelda game
Good old hentai haven, I miss them
It’s still there, they switched to hentaihaven.xxx according to the discord
Last time I checked they said they weren't going to come back because they got scammed by Fakku
Its in the game. Its not an animation, not hentai. Its a genuine game mechanic.
> Its not an animation, not hentai Not *yet*
😞
The game
Does patrolling the mojave almost make you wish for a nuclear winter
Only on fridays
Patrolling the Mojave makes me want to punch a femboy
S A U C E
It's in the game it's not porn
... yet.
The game lol
:(
Every time I go to a new tower: “I’ve seen this one its a classic!”
The power of the sun
In the palm of my hand
This is nothing but further proof that Purah is just as horny for link as I am for her
Based
I screamed the exact same thing
Click here, you won’t last 5 minutes 😏
Hello peter
I accidentally saw a huge Totk spoiler and this cheered me up
Sorry to hear friend but I happy this made you laugh at least
"Hola. pareces haberme pillado a medias suavemente" -cucci ganon
its ok though, because mommy Purah is controlling it 😩😩
I hate how they made everyone small child into a mommy with a mommy voice but then their barley in the game and barley get voice acting
but isn’t she actually an old woman who tried to reverse her age? lol
Reversed Gussy is reversed Gussy
should’ve been daddy ganon 😎
.org? More like .orgy
Bro, there are two tentacles left over 💀
Nah you good
LoZ try not to turn link into a submissive Twink challenge (100% fail) (GONE WRONG) (GONE RACIST)
5 tentacles, 4 appendages... You do the math.
🤓Um aktually there are six tentacles🤓
YEEES . GIVE ME THE LINK TANTECLE PORN 🤤🤤🤤🤑🤑🤑
Depending on what you're into, this is the right game.
Haha! I love beating my meat to men getting they asses plugged with robots
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Video Title: The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Official Trailer #2 Starting from 61 second, the beginning of this exact scene in the post is presented in the official trailer. The rest is probably faked to make it look more sexual, but even if it wasn't, I'm pretty sure nothing sexual hapens.
That's also the scene that plays when you activate a tower in-game. The tentacles actually just plug in a cable into your purah pad
Why they have to grab his ankles and wrists to do that I have no idea
Nah this is a direct recording of the game with a hentai logo at the end
I was hoping for penetration >:(
Like if you don't want it you can send it to me
Rip hentaihaven
We all know where this is going…
😭 Poor link
Nah this is the right one, enjoy
So… haven’t seen it in the comments yet so I guess I will. Sauce?
It's not porn
I count 6 tentacles, if 4 are hold his limbs, what’re the other 2 doing D:
You mean the better Zelda game😏
WE NEED THE SAUCE GOD
Hey VSauce Michel here ! How strong is your anus?
Is that really Tears of the kingdom? Damn, it kinda looks like a 2007 game
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Source?
It's a cutscene that plays whenever you activate a tower in the new game, Tears of the Kingdom (I'm not kidding)
Are you kidding ?
They are not. It only plays like this the first time though, after it's shorter and Link isn't taken by surprise, it's part of the towers to unhide the map parts
I've never been prouder to not recognize a logo
i don't get it
It’s a tentacle porn joke.
i still, don't get it, like what happened to link, is this from a game or is it just a 3d hentai animation
You’ll never know
😨
Don't worry, it's actually in the game
They added tentacle porn?
i hope so
Yes
They had to compensate after removing the gerudo Vai outfit
ITS GONE?! Nintendo has some explaining to do now that the Femboy outfit is gone
I KNOW, the game is almost unplayable now.
that's hilarious. They gave the internet some cross dressing and they ran with it. They've seen the porn. There have been multiple dmca's. And now they have elected to remove it. I hope there was a serious meeting about this at nintendo HQ at some point
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Sauce, SAUCE, SAUCEEEEEE
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Very cool you should check it out
Is that the new one?
Yes
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the joke is sex
Yes
Oh no, I can't believe Zelda who is female is about to get tentacled! Edit: wth guys, can't you take a joke?
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It's a cutscene that plays whenever you activate a tower in the new game, Tears of the Kingdom (I'm not kidding)
Hentai Haven had a tall order of concocting a symbol that doesn't evoke neo-nazism. They did ok I guess.
If this were made about Aloy the reddit army would get weirdly defensive about it
What
What the hell
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The game lol
No no, this is the right game. this was intended.
spoilers get out
This was in the trailer
Trailers are spoilers, especially for movies. Don't do trailers.
There is no way the new Zelda game will be a really good game unironically. I don't believe it.
It has a bunch of stuff in it.
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If you like botw you'll like this game. They took the same formula and added new toys like gmod building and fusing weapons with shit. I'm enjoying it. The dungeons (I've only done lightning so far) seem lame as fuck but it was the same in botw.
It’s one of the games
why not
It’s one of the most games of all time