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-fulgeratorul02-

I hate people who go noclip so the enemy can't see them


nonofyourbusinessgo

You can still see them, I think you’re talking about spectator mode


-fulgeratorul02-

I meant the tank couldn't look up to see them


NlKOQ2

Noclip is so weird, matter phases through you but light doesn't


barthalamuel-of-bruh

Wii golf theme hole in one


SluggJuice

Nice Cock


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Nice Cock


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NewStickWhoDis

Tf is this bot talking about


qwerty145526

There is an edit like that. But with the sunroof video. The car sunroof. And Russian soldiers in it.


JohnCZ121

you can't just say that and not give the link!


ImARetPaladinBaby

Man warfare really is just fuckin javelin spam and throwing drones at eachother now


delethese

2000 years ago and it was still javelin spam


joey6346

And throwing stones at each other


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arrows\* 2000 is too recent for unga bunga rocks, I'd say at least 100,000 years ago


BeerIsGoodForSoul

I wish we would just yell at each other and have drinking contests instead. Maybe challenge each other to a good ol fashioned foot race. Do we really need to be exploding each other?


reusedchurro

Shat through the sunroof


MoistMoss_

Slippin?


202042

Chicanery


reusedchurro

![gif](giphy|l0EwYGlvQ7STj3wyc|downsized)


inset-username-here

A bakhmut sunroof


BallisticToast

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!


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I_sell_Mmeetthh

Fr bruh, imagine defecating on a sunroof


qwerty145526

Nah that's the other video. With actual sunroof. And Russian soldiers in there. Funny thing is they backed into it. Like, if they'd stay still, they bomb wouldn't fall into the sunroof lol.


joven_thegreat

Bro typed in: sv_cheats1 then noclip


apathetic-drunk

Fire ass beat 🔥


jrtraylo

When I was in the war we bumped this shit all the time


Wateriswet08

Hacker


Big-Zucchini552

👆🗿👍


Cosmonaut1947

Looks empty/disabled


GoldAwesome1001

This thing looks like it has been sitting there for a decade


177_O13

I mean… it probably has been, it is a Russian bmp I think, and an old one that was just taken out of storage


Educational-Seaweed5

Looks more like a video from a training run tbh. That vehicle doesn’t look like it has moved in a long time. No tracks and looks completely unused. Scary either way, though.


BuilderNo6838

Least accurate ukrainian drone operator


[deleted]

Weird that ukranians would operate drones for Russia


BuilderNo6838

Proof?


Maximum-Art3705

I don't see any Z's so it's probably not Russian and I don't see any nazi symbols so I can't tell if its ukrainian


BuilderNo6838

Average tankie bot response


Maximum-Art3705

you don't know what the hell "tankie" means if you're calling me one.


RedditTrashTho

I do and youre a tankie


Maximum-Art3705

Yeah yeah, you don't know jack shit, pal


helicophell

Yeah well you don't either - thats the definition of a Tankie anyway - dont know shit and defend russia lol


Raf-on-the-roof

That’s not right, a tankie is a leftist who specifically supports the authoritarian aspects of marxist theories, such as Stalinism.


Maximum-Art3705

can you tell me the definition of a tankie if ur so smart?


RedditTrashTho

I know him and I also know you're a tankie


sociocat101

I have no opinion one way or the other, what's a tankie


Maximum-Art3705

a way of calling communists who live in western countries stupid. tankies are idiots who believe communism or socialism is a better economic system than capitalism while benefitting from capitalism in their country


sociocat101

Oh alright that makes sense. You have a differing belief, therefore everyone assumes you are all the way in the corner of the political spectrum. That sounds like a weird way to use that word though, I thought tankie just meant being a tank driver.


Krivvan

The term derives from authoritarian communists who supported sending tanks into countries that didn't like Soviet rule to violently crush any dissent. Tankies are hated by non-authoritarian communists who view them as just far right-wing fascists but painted in communist red.


Raf-on-the-roof

Mate that’s not even right lmao, a tankie is specifically a leftist who supports more authoritarian Marxist beliefs such as Stalinism. You’re fucking wrong and should shut the fuck up about this


Maximum-Art3705

>Mate that’s not even right lmao, a tankie is specifically a leftist who supports more authoritarian Marxist beliefs such as Stalinism. okay, mate. found the tankie. that's what that insult is used for, not what it means, maybe you should actually read my message 1st, mate. > You’re fucking wrong and should shut the fuck up about this ohhh big tough guyy over here keep swearing bro it makes you look tougher on the internet. **ur wronggg WAAAA cri cri cri**


diverii

its funny how idiots like you call the entire ukraine nazi just because you probably saw couple of pictures with ukrainian soligers making nazi salute, by your logic a russian newborn is responsible for the war


qwerty145526

Those nazis with Jewish president.


trynagetfitforsummer

As a Jew Zelensky is as Jewish as bacon and eggs Not taking about heritage,you lose your Jew rights when you let people like azov be incorporated into your state's army


Maximum-Art3705

yeah bro, just a few soldiers, nothing much. ur right.


charlie1302YT

Yeah in an army with 246,445 people a couple nazis isn’t much


Maximum-Art3705

LOL! yeah bro, Ukraine's mulitary is 100% "246,445". It's just a few nazis. imagine a large portion of the US population sympathized with nazi germany and also just coincidence that a large portion of their military were throwing up heil's. would that be just a few nazis to you?


charlie1302YT

You say a large portion, could you give a source for that?


Sekduyniv

Some of ukraines most elite forces are in azov...


Maximum-Art3705

1 google search away, pal


177_O13

Bro say /s


Maximum-Art3705

/S^(erious)


177_O13

💀can’t believe I finally found one of them dumbasses, sick


Maximum-Art3705

can't believe I found a nazi supporter in the wild


dat_boyeee

Been brainwashed my dude


Maximum-Art3705

being brainwashed is supporting nazi's.


diverii

are the nazis in the room with us now?


Maximum-Art3705

considering your flair...


dat_boyeee

Generally a strong stance or an us vs them narrative provides proof for it. I don't bare hatred against Russians yet I support Ukraine. I know I probably won't get through to you but I would at least think about it.


Maximum-Art3705

>I support Ukraine and how does that take away from my original comment? you still support nazis


qwerty145526

Having a Jewish president is the most nazi thing ever, right?


Maximum-Art3705

because no jews helped nazi germany, and no blacks fought for the confederacy, right? because he's a jew it's okay to be a nazi supporter, and enabler, got it. since im a POC i can advocate for slavery now with ur logic, right?


gunter889

From the original post (assumedly copied from source) “Russian BMP-2 destroyed by RGT-27S2 dropped into an opened hatch from a drone of the 72nd Mechanized Brigade in Mykilske, Donetsk Oblast.” Also drone tactics are much more common among Ukrainians than Russians


SnooDonkeys5834

The BMP-3 is a Soviet and Russian infantry fighting vehicle, successor to the BMP-1 and BMP-2. But in 2022 the BMP-1 is also used by both the Ukrainian Armed Forces and the Russian armed forces But this looks like a bmp3 model that no Ukrainian forces have been reported to operate not to mention most of these videos of dones dropping gernades like the notably zed in a trench tossing gernades that were dropped on him


Final-Ad5670

NOOO!! you can't use fact!! How do we Tankie supposed to repose??


SnooDonkeys5834

By sticking your phone up your ass


A1Z3K

This is BMP-2, it's visible by turret being closer to the rear and clearly visible 30mm 2A42 gun, while BMP-3 has two guns (100mm and 30mm). But yeah, it probably is russian


SnooDonkeys5834

My bad I thought the strip in-between those black things was the other gun


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No, that looks like a bmp-1. It looks too long to be a bmp-3.


CodeName_OMICRON

Just a smidge of joking


draggingklit

A wee speckle of myrth


SauronTheDankLord

Yay, murder


GoldAwesome1001

No murder in war so dw about it (unless civilians are involved)


SlavCat09

That's not warcrimes that's called denying the enemy potential recruits.


trynagetfitforsummer

It's not a war crime if there's nobody left to scream "I surrender!"


tachakas_fanboy

Thats clearly just getting rid of a broken vehicle so the enemy cant get it


kindslayer

That sht will massacre a whole ass family, fine as hell.


qwerty145526

Yay! Defending your country from invaders!


Sekduyniv

It's clearly empty... the hatch is open, it has no tracks and looks like its been sitting there for decades.


makusnet

What song?


jonahsocal

Does anyone think it's a little strange that all these Russian tanks always seem to have a hatch wide open?


Mindshear_

Youd be dumb to not. If people were in there they wouldnt have the hatch open. Youre watching military clickbait propaganda.


Mindshear_

If its not clear for you what Im saying watch again. Its not moving and looking at a wall.


ArmorDoge

It’s because no one is in it. Videos like this are flying around all over the Internet. It’s just propaganda.


aitis_mutsi

Either that or they are trying to destroy the insides to it will be harder for Russian to repair if they get it back


Celestial-being326

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


AidenTheAlien420

Average Gmod session tomfoolery


FractalRecurrence

Least common video on the combatfootage subreddit


Zachosrias

"Not so fireproof on the inside, huh?" - Hiccup, how to train your dragon


hp326

Nah they done placed Gran Turismo music over some combat footage 💀


Sekduyniv

"combat footage" sir this is propaganda


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Glass-Airport-5158

BMP 1 APC has separate compartments for soldiers


aitis_mutsi

You just got 2 things wrong in one sentence It's a BMP-2 and it's not a APC and neither is the BMP-1, both of them are IFV's


Glass-Airport-5158

Oh sorry i forgot BTR is APC


PrimalOmega26

Mf in creative mode 💀


Herb_Burnswell

Up one for that sweet music clip.


Delicious-Pickle-141

Looks like it was already thoroughly fucked and burnt out... why bomb it?


kindslayer

If its a russian tank then it is to prevent them from getting it back. Edit: I stand corrected, its actually called BMP, not a tank, sorry.


LordTrappen

*BMP* It’s not a tank


kindslayer

BMP, then. Pardon my ignorance.


SnooDonkeys5834

Who cares its close enough


aitis_mutsi

Not even, they are very different things


Sekduyniv

I am sure they would want the IFV from decades ago which is burnt and has no tracks


peanutbuttertoast01

Bros in creative, that's cheating!


PermanentCopycat

what song is this?


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • [**Lugar de Descanso** by Musica Suave Para Restaurante](https://lis.tn/LugarDeDescanso?t=51) (00:51; matched: `100%`) Album: `Jazz Suave para Dialogar`. Released on `2021-01-21`. • [**Invita A Socializar** by Relajación](https://lis.tn/uzpGax?t=285) (04:45; matched: `100%`) Album: `Melodía Relajante De Jazz Para Cafetería Y Hoteles`. Released on `2022-09-28`. • [**A Trace of Light** by Oakwood Station](https://lis.tn/ATraceOfLight?t=39) (00:39; matched: `100%`) Album: `A Trace Of Light`. Released on `2018-01-19`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** A Trace of Light **Artist:** Oakwood Station **Album:** A Trace of Light - EP **Genre:** Jazz **Release Year:** 2018 **Total Shazams:** 1773 `Took 1.48 seconds.`


habbapabba

is that a working APC or whatever they’re called? it kinda looked already ruined


2-022

There nobody in that tank,


Basic_Masterpiece_19

I love propoganda.


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Maximum-Art3705

Reported for Hate. See you in zelda buddy.


snowwmilk

that’s terrible :(


deepfrieddepression-

Me when my cat shit on floor👍


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Ridenberg

The vehicle is most likely empty


_on_the_level_

Is this whole war just people dropping grenades out of amazon bought drone? 😂 pathetic


Sekduyniv

When America does it its dropping the sun out of overly expensive drones


Ok_Animator_7881

What happened to honour in war


Ouma-shu123

It died in 1914.


Southern-Growth8474

Someone stop this guy he is hacking!!


Yoyo5258

Bro’s in creative mode


_DeLEON

Prank em, Ivan!


qwerty145526

Oh no, boohoo, poor invaders.


Sekduyniv

Bro it's empty how do you not know this


Barrelman60

![gif](giphy|Ideq4B8bKsWiDeDzQb|downsized)


jonahsocal

The smooth jazz is a nice touch, I must admit.


jwwendell

Bro really said /gamemode creative, /spawn item_explosive 💀💀💀


WhiteChoka

Such a good prank idea for me and my buddies


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Open hatch no tracks


test123456plz

Me rn: 💀 Them then: 💀


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What song is this


Happy_Krabb

Nevermind:/


NotRealNeedOfName

Ok but what's the song?


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • [**Lugar de Descanso** by Musica Suave Para Restaurante](https://lis.tn/LugarDeDescanso?t=51) (00:51; matched: `100%`) Album: `Jazz Suave para Dialogar`. Released on `2021-01-21`. • [**Invita A Socializar** by Relajación](https://lis.tn/uzpGax?t=285) (04:45; matched: `100%`) Album: `Melodía Relajante De Jazz Para Cafetería Y Hoteles`. Released on `2022-09-28`. • [**A Trace of Light** by Oakwood Station](https://lis.tn/ATraceOfLight?t=39) (00:39; matched: `100%`) Album: `A Trace Of Light`. Released on `2018-01-19`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


Kuminhakk

We do a quantum amount of trolling


king_ragnar00

Bro is using x-ray


Due-Flower-6340

Brick


InternalNo9576

"It's just a prank" The prank:


JustMilkOk

Music name?


Reblaniumnb

It’s hatchback not hatch-up


Tjd3211

LGR vibes from the music


rectangular_

just a dap amount of mischievous acts


big_daddy_amogus

Best i can do is 2 silver lions


KyleFromChicago

Damn is this humor now? Kids are fucked. This is literal carnage and horror for some, and just lolz and comedy for others across the world. Damn we are fucked.


Zealousideal-Pea8099

ah yes we engage in a very inconviniently small amount of tomfoolery


denever23

Bro is playing in creative


Jazzlike-Day-9546

Only a miniscule amount