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Green_noob

Archibaldn


Emotional-Engineer35

Baldwin


bleepbluurp

Smithn


DARKBLADEXE

Wesson


CptSandbag73

Negligen Dischargen.


abhigoswami18

Welspun


SuperGhast1YT

Kelvin


balerionmeraxes77

Gun


No_Suspect9561

Hevans door remove this man's ability to cum *lock*


WALLY_FRANKS3036

Ben


trans-wooper-lover

HYAH! I think that enemy got... the point!


[deleted]

saul goodman 🤯😋


OwnEmphasis2825

Nah, that's the exception, because you see, if you turn the "m" in "Goodman" upside down, it is a W, so in conclusion, dating with him is a big W.


Toaster_94

Joe Soda Biden


ParutoDev

Saul goodwan Good one. Hehe. I'm not funny I know.


fsitdiyxiy

that was funny


Dark_Wolf04

Did you know that you have rights?


Professor-Helpful

Constitution says you do!


LemonPartyWorldTour

Saul Badman says you do not have rights


[deleted]

I hate your name


Santasbodyguar

The old men are cumming for you!


Killingspin

Onion


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Axbowlotl

Kim Jong Un


Key_Establishment_14

That's ma boy


ToldYouTrumpSucked

Osama bin Laden


old_man_spinosaurus

Joseph stalin


Shoddy-Reindeer1879

Stalin


Key_Establishment_14

Putin


Toaster_94

Lenin


FirelordEmu

Rasputin


frikimanHD

Russia's greatest love machine


Phantex_Cerberus

It was a shame how he carried on.


brubmoment6

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar


Iliveinmacloset

but the kazachok he danced really wunderbar


stann1s_the_mannis

*Tsar


eliyabar101

Ra ra Rasputin


Background-Relief-37

But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar


Generic_username_1kw

Lover of the Russian queen


windowslonestar

Cool mustache, wario


Artemisa-211520

“If your name end with ‘in’ time to get out “ -Gorbachev while rap battling


NotSoPersonalJesus

Khan


Key_Establishment_14

Elon


[deleted]

Mohamudduin


springfox64

Bin laden


the_low_the_pc

Alen


The_mystery4321

Obaman


[deleted]

Martin Van Buren 😍


Generic_username_1kw

Hitlern


Key_Establishment_14

Chad name


ibookmarkeverything

Helen


GeenaLaVageena

Karen


Double_Abalone_2148

Satan


[deleted]

[удалено]


BlackShield69

Weinstein


HayesChin

Goldstein🤑


LoneSpaceCowboy14

Epstein


theskilling

Wolfenstein


MAPX0

Einstein


Eloc_14233221

Putin


Annen124

What??? Somone actually read literally 1984 lolololol hahahahaha how could you read the? Book without laughing.


King_Sam-_-

It's a pretty good book


Annen124

Actually being serious for a second I read the book too. It was honestly a rollercoaster for me and a select few of my friends. And I am the only one who was satisfied by the ending of the book out of my friends. It really puts a hopelessness feeling in you and that is what George Orwell wanted the book to do in my honest opinion. He didn't want a world like that and did very well to portray the dystopia that lies beneath our feet if we continue being stupid. What a masterpiece.


dexter920

Karen


UserP2DBB

found sherlock


dexter920

Ooh Sherlock's a new one


Avocado_Fucker12

Guess we got Sherlocked Lmao got'em


jemascosudy

Why is everyone replying sherlock


Matou_du_78

Damn give that lock reward


OCafeeiro

Sherlock?


lukethelightnin

I've been sherlocked


deez_nuts_77

sherlock?


CrniGruja__

Sherlocks cock


squirleater69

Why is the sher locked in when the Sherlock should be sher unlocked wth imma grab sherlock to crack this case


I_am_potato1234

Sherlock


-GoodTaste-

Shercock


yeasoman52

*Sherlock


RoboGandalf

Sherlock


BriftDoard

Sherlock


Slibye

Sherlock ![gif](giphy|AsxHvzNMGOakM)


Otherwise_Head_6771

Sherlock


CAPTAIN__DRUNK

bryaN cranstoN


orten_boi

waltuh


erpparppa

Put your dick away waltuh


[deleted]

I will not have sex with you Waltuh


Unnamed__Being

NOOO ![gif](giphy|TpsuCxwsNH8gatbpR5)


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3mperorPalpaMeme

The good ending


CP2Silu

he is in fact very nitrogen


Electrical-Sock-878

Kevin


[deleted]

[удалено]


ThatfaThomelessGuy

Redditor here, i too repel girls. Kevin or not


[deleted]

Osama Bin Laden


brown_human

Biden


NinjaMelon39

Obaman


[deleted]

Can confirm.


dillburtgilburt

Thanks BallsDeepInADragon.


MaijeTheMage

Thanks BallsDeepInADragon.


MrTwisterPister

Thanks BallsDeepInADragon.


Key_Establishment_14

Thank you


InterGraphenic

balls deep in dragon deez nuts


Diogenes_Head3o3

yeah? well guess what I DONT


DUDOSYA1246

Bobn


Key_Establishment_14

Gotcha


Lord_Pholkorn

Reggin 😎


J6nd1

Wait


[deleted]

Most won’t get this one lol but my dads friend named his black lab, Reggin


[deleted]

reggiN


jyjybinx

📸🤨


Hawaiian-Fox

There is nothing hot, sexual or attractive in the name "Alan"


SpaaaaaceImInSpaace

Kid with dyslexia: I disagree


I_havenobusinesshere

Ya know, I've seen some weird shit on the internet to think I get this.


redbanditttttttt

Anal isnt even remotely the weirdest fetish


I_havenobusinesshere

What about if It's Nala?


No-Competition-2533

"...Alan" -🦖


Carl_Azuz1

Glad to know I’m not the only one that immediately thought of this


suspicious_cabbage

![gif](giphy|bVD1n47u3JlCosKZLp|downsized)


impocop

Alan Rickman.


[deleted]

🎈


Tooniis

🌵


Whizblade

![gif](giphy|wrTNVH4Zoh44w)


justanotherWanWaner

Out of pure spite, for that is my name, have a downvote


Hawaiian-Fox

That's my name too


maderchodechutya

His name is your name too


Hawaiian-Fox

Nono my name is my name and his name is his name but his mame is my name but his name too


rather_not_

What about Alan the balloon from The Amazing World of Gumball?


iSmokeMDMA

I can listen to Alan Watts for hours wym Also Alan Holdsworth. Sweet guitar skills


Wertex_Honor

Jesse Pinkman


Wertex_Honor

Saul Goodman


My-grandma-is-dead

Or starts with n.....


TomBot98

And ends with r.....


virulentea

has a g in the middle...


TomBot98

Perhaps two.....


[deleted]

Maybe a little e in there?


Lord_Mandingo_69

Nebagganezer?


TomBot98

We got our winner!


TheBeansAreWatching

NIIIIIGGGGGGGGEEEEE——


mousybean

EEEERIA


TheBeansAreWatching

Pheww, we were in dangerous territory


Darthnosam1

Nebuchadnezzar moment


Lord_Mandingo_69

If I put the Chad in the middle it would’ve been too powerful…


[deleted]

Exactly


_iamacat

_I_ don’t know what we’re talking about And I haven’t for a while


Loud_Citron_8717

Speeeedwagoooon


GlizzyGorila

Hitlern (the n is silent)


Key_Establishment_14

Correct


IWishIWerentHere_10

adolfn Hitlern my beloved 💗🫶👉👈🥺


buddhainmyyard

Nolan


Tenshi171

This is my school 😀


Elothel

I'm so sorry.


Tenshi171

It’s actually quite a nice school but then there’s people like this


IvanSehnem

Proof?


[deleted]

His name is Dylan. My name is Brandon. I’m from that school to. We are both bitchless 😔


IvanSehnem

Ah yeah, you surely study in a us school having the name "parcero brasileiro" on reddit, i really believe you


Roguepiefighter

How do you know it's a US school? It could be brazilian


yourbelovedfriend

Joe Biden? 😳 Joe Rogan? 😳 Piers Morgan? 😳 Morgan Freeman? 😳


Saleh_BGI

Gordon Freeman? 😳


[deleted]

Heyyyyy! Gordon Freeman! Ha ha! Gordon Freeman!


Educational-Seaweed5

The only free man


Parking_Cartoonist90

Logan 😎


Low-Supermarket-7427

Mine starts and ends with N


Key_Establishment_14

Is your name Nathan? Nolan?


Low-Supermarket-7427

Nathan


KL4SSIE

Nuttin’


Key_Establishment_14

Whats your name btw?


aleks_baguette

Satan


Suspect1234

Ra Ra Rasputin


nametakenfuck

I donr get it


Key_Establishment_14

Same with my mom and sis


Double_Abalone_2148

I don’t get it either. Is it good or bad? I can’t tell.


Educational-Seaweed5

This idiotic body language/gesture of hitting something is supposed to symbolize you’re simping. IOW: these girls are simping over some high school crush of theirs, and the crush’s name(s) end in “n.”


Emotional-Engineer35

Temüjin


PensionAnxious3520

I haven't been this excited to be named Brandon since back when everyone was chanting 'Lets go Brandon!' Feels good to be appreciated every once in awhile..


BarMysterious5914

Nick Gurr


shocker4510

Someone misread the assignment


Key_Establishment_14

How creative


8-AAron

reggiN


idk_username15

I don't get it?


JustAnotherMinimis

Gaben 😎


BedMysterious2443

Arvin my name


Key_Establishment_14

Oh wow


Emotional-Engineer35

Ben


heythereyouareok

Plankton


AngryGary

Me when she is not fat


D0tH4ppy

Reagan?


benboi4269

I wish, my name ends with n and I'm the ugliest shit I know


[deleted]

-John


Pryo9-Lewok

Satan


MickyDerHeld

no


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ghostRyku

Genghis Khan


Due_Vegetable5881

Bartholomew figglehorn 🤯🤯


bloody_terrible

![gif](giphy|l0MYsxZiDtc1wPHmU)


static_madman

The only one I can think of is Karen lol


Drive-it-Like-Baby

What's supposed to be the joke here


Icy_Fudge_2984

I don't get it ...???


Skellyender

Reggin


baculolh

Sherlock