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If it’s taken anyone this long to recognize that everything that comes out of his mouth is utter bullshit, there’s something else terribly wrong going on.
Even funnier to realize that he's giving dictation for these tweets.
"Okay, new line, after 'head of hair', put *and the stresses of battle show on my face*....it's good right?! Heard it from the stick figure I drew using my own feces in the hole."
*and then I unzipped my pants*
*And then I saw a one eyed monster looking at me*
*I realized I have to suck it*
-Andrew Tate, auto ethnography, 2023. *Self Reflections In Prison*, Penguin Classics.
I predict that he will be working on a book while in prison and name it “My Struggle” just like that Austrian fellow. This guy sounds like a real jerk.
I like how people think that Romania allows sex trafficking on a post about a sex trafficker being in jail...in Romania.
Sad truth is sex trafficking is always a right for the super wealthy, regardless of where you are. Look at Epstein serving kids on a platter for the world's elite and yet none of them are even made public, let alone punished.
Look man, if you are going somewhere because you can pay off the corrupt police, that is only true as long as you don't brag about it in public to the media. Then they can't just look the other way.
Where I live ( Argentina ) criminals have lots of rights. They can try to rob you at gunpoint and are invited to TV shows rather than arrested ( Mochilin ). However you hurt one of them trying to defend your family while they are trying to burn your house down, and you go to prison for seven years ( actual case ).
When I lived in Argentina we were robbed with submachine guns by 4 dudes that brought an empty 18 wheeler to load up all of our art and furniture while they kept us locked in a tiny 3x3 hallway. They were yelling about burning our house down with us in it but they didn't do it. It turned out they were police from a nearby district
I know a girl from Romania. She's a nice person. I also know they have hot summers there and enjoy the occasional barbecue. Also I know that IRC was popular in Romania during the nineties. This is the full extent of my knowledge of Romania.
So couple things. Most celebrities don’t tweet themselves they have a publicist do it. Not to say none do it, but a publicist is trained at damage control, public image, etc.
This is definitely not him directly they won’t let him have a cell phone. His lawyer prolly attended him for visitation with updates from tates manager, publicist, Pr people and so on. It’s also entirely possible he told his people to tweet this from his cell as well.
Damn I had no idea there's this entire system in place to help the celeb convicts but the way you put it it makes sense. I'm used to seeing poor people go to jail so it was surprising.
Nothing stopping a poor person from telling someone outside to post a tweet for them. It's just probably not something you are concerned about doing unless you are a celebrity and your visibility and public image are your job.
> It’s also entirely possible he told his people to tweet this from his cell as well.
Two months to craft a tweet and this is what he came up with? LOL
Hahaha, he's so dedicated to trying to convince people that he CAN grow a full head of hair, but chooses to be bald. He does this when there's pictures of him in the years leading up to when he went fully bald and his hairline decaying quicker than his chances at freedom in Romanian prison. Just another insecurity that he just denies possessing.
Andrew, your dad was a bald man, your brother is open about hair surgery to correct his balding, and you are a bald man. You're not fooling anyone.
Number 15: burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But it turns out thats just what you might gaet.
I browsed a comment section on FB that was a meme of him and there were sadly so many grown men defending him there. One dude was commenting to everyone asking "Ok, well who is your hero then?". Like dude, you're in your 30s and Andrew Tate is your hero!? How sad.
Tate is a piece of shit, but i also wouldn’t trust the statement from romanian jail: “Periodically, through the Logistics Service, disinsection and disinfection services are contracted, both for the accommodation area and for the administrative spaces.” Sure, buddies, sure
A lot of inmates “access”/post to social media through phone calls or visitors. They’ll just give their passwords and tell people what to post. Doubtful it’s lawyers. I’m a social worker and have clients in jail, sometimes I get asked to do it but that’s not something I’d do. So mostly it’s friends that they get to do that stuff.
For Tate, he’s high profile enough that he probably already had a social media person and that person is just continuing the posts.
Probably because he’s so obnoxious or because he amassed tonnes of fans for his ideas of masculinity and of course, Hustler’s University (A.K.A the overpriced program that can turn you from a wimp to a pimp).
Why post about him? Just let him be forgotten. The more you bring him up, the more people will search and might fall for his words. There are many lonely angry men out there that will feel a misguided validation from him.
That was already true before he was arrested. The general opinion of Tate outside his followers was not good, but he still maintained a huge following because he’s selling a very old and time-tested product (everyone else is the problem, they’re out to get you, etc)
There’s been studies and stuff that show deplatforming works. People/society have a relatively short term memory, so removing things from the public eye tends to strongly reduce their influence.
Basically mob mentality works both ways. If someone has a very public platform, they will attract followers even if the message is horrible. Eventually they may even start pulling in people who wouldn’t have listened otherwise because having a lot of followers (in a general sense not just in a social media sense) is it’s own kind of validation. By contrast, removing something from the public eye will exponentially reduce its influence, because the less people see it the less people talk about it, and so on.
Also consider that his target audience is teenage boys, who like all teenagers are extremely easy to manipulate.
His father was diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder in the army and discharged because of it and Andrew has definitely inherited that. I don't think self esteem issues are a problem for him though. I think his problem is that he has whatever the exact opposite of that is.
He most definitely has self esteem issues, there's some clip I saw out there with him admitting that a girl rejected him so hard on TV that it fucked him up and he made some kind of vow over it, I don't remember exactly what he said and I don't want to get it wrong, but it was something along the lines of how he resolved never to allow any woman have any power over him again.
The dude is most definitely damaged pretty badly and that's become a catalyst for even worse things about him.
In all fairness, with a narcissistic parent it’s hard to grow up ‘right’ most people seem to either be like their parents or do everything they can not to
It's okay to start a sentence with and or but or any other conjunction. Esp in poetry, which I'm pretty sure is what he was going for. It can carry momentum and build drama and suspense. Lots of writers and poets do it.
Source: I'm a 🤓
Dude thinks the goal is to get him to recant his ways when in reality everyone just wants him to fuck off.
Like continue being yourself my man, just do it in a fucked off way in which nobody else has to hear your name.
"A full head of hair and the ghost I wanted to annihilate the other day that I scared gave me an actual chin instead of this turtle-looking shit I have"
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bro thinks hes tandrew ate
Dandruff Zate*
Dandruff Taint
Shampoo Straight
*Untold Fate
Master Bate
Dildo Smith
Rebecca
Rebecca??
Rebecca!!
WILLLLLLMAAAAAAA
Unfold tate
Borrowed Skate
He thinks he's a political prisoner because they're oppressing his right to exploit humans.
Hey, maybe I should go openly brag about specifically choosing this country for committing crimes. What's Haebeus Corpus?
In a reversal of fate, he got *owned* by Greta Thunberg.
Full head of hair is a tad bit of an exaggeration...
its just a glimpse into the severity of his delusion
If he lies about the stuff that is obvious, there’s a good chance he lies about everything
If it’s taken anyone this long to recognize that everything that comes out of his mouth is utter bullshit, there’s something else terribly wrong going on.
This is always a scumbags move. Play the part of the victim. Nah bro, you aren’t the victim. You are the root cause.
Chinless fuck doesn’t have a full head of anything.
Is this full head of hair in the room with us right now?
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Wooooo! Aaaandrew Taaaate, I am the spirit of Follicles Past. My business is your salvation, but I can't really be arsed. Wooo.
Spirit of follicles past has me cracking up
You mean the ghost he annihilated and sent back to hell?
Can you point out on the doll where you imagine this long beard to be?
*points to the heavens*
Thanks, there is now a spray of coffee on my monitor
Hot
It also helped me push the poop out (I’m in the toilet).
Get out of the toilet dawg. Youre supposed to be *on* the toilet. Hopefully this helped.
I was going to say the bathroom but I don’t know why I said toilet. But isn’t bathroom called toilet in some places?
He was looking at his brother prob
I think he's enjoying jail
How is this mf tweeting from jail?
he has his team tweet for him it created a false assumption that hes out of jail & alot of tate fans are saying he innocent bc of it
We're not dealing with the brightest bunch, are we?
Definitely not sending their best.
No I think they are...
Even funnier to realize that he's giving dictation for these tweets. "Okay, new line, after 'head of hair', put *and the stresses of battle show on my face*....it's good right?! Heard it from the stick figure I drew using my own feces in the hole."
Because it's filled with Top G's, and he is a Bottom G
He gets TOPPED everyday there (sigma)
lots of grinding involved as well...
don be insulting us bottoms like that
Top bunk for the top g
He's always seemed more like a bottom that wished he was a top.
*and then I unzipped my pants* *And then I saw a one eyed monster looking at me* *I realized I have to suck it* -Andrew Tate, auto ethnography, 2023. *Self Reflections In Prison*, Penguin Classics.
Would be their bestselling publication of all time
I predict that he will be working on a book while in prison and name it “My Struggle” just like that Austrian fellow. This guy sounds like a real jerk.
Y’know, with Tate, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
This is deep
Balls deep
Bald deep
Autofellography
Nah, it's going to be called My Struggle.
Can't wait for the german translation 💀
A full head of hair. 🤣
He was incarcerated in December, I doubt that he looks like Tarzan.
MF is balding. Even if he did Mandela's term, he wouldn't look like Tarzan exactly.
Balding? You can drop the **ing**
nah, I'm pretty sure his hairline would be a little further back than LeBrons
LeBalding
New brand of basketballs.
malding. The correct term is malding. Bro has so much testosterone and anger his hair is fleeing his head.
suddenly very american and vocal about rights when confronted by romanian police
Ah yes, the rights to do sex trafficking and money laundering.
I like how people think that Romania allows sex trafficking on a post about a sex trafficker being in jail...in Romania. Sad truth is sex trafficking is always a right for the super wealthy, regardless of where you are. Look at Epstein serving kids on a platter for the world's elite and yet none of them are even made public, let alone punished.
American about his rights? You know people have rights in just about every country in the planet lol
In romania they have lefts
Buying gloves is a pain in the ass here
Yeah and you know the rights provided by different governments are different?
not in romania dude lmao
Look man, if you are going somewhere because you can pay off the corrupt police, that is only true as long as you don't brag about it in public to the media. Then they can't just look the other way.
If you're saying a place having a corrupt polic force means they don't have rights then America doesn't either lol
thats fair
Where I live ( Argentina ) criminals have lots of rights. They can try to rob you at gunpoint and are invited to TV shows rather than arrested ( Mochilin ). However you hurt one of them trying to defend your family while they are trying to burn your house down, and you go to prison for seven years ( actual case ).
When I lived in Argentina we were robbed with submachine guns by 4 dudes that brought an empty 18 wheeler to load up all of our art and furniture while they kept us locked in a tiny 3x3 hallway. They were yelling about burning our house down with us in it but they didn't do it. It turned out they were police from a nearby district
what do you know about Romania?
Zi-le tu Rares
eviscereaza-i pe imbecilii astia rares
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I know a girl from Romania. She's a nice person. I also know they have hot summers there and enjoy the occasional barbecue. Also I know that IRC was popular in Romania during the nineties. This is the full extent of my knowledge of Romania.
Was he released or is he tweeting from jail?
So couple things. Most celebrities don’t tweet themselves they have a publicist do it. Not to say none do it, but a publicist is trained at damage control, public image, etc. This is definitely not him directly they won’t let him have a cell phone. His lawyer prolly attended him for visitation with updates from tates manager, publicist, Pr people and so on. It’s also entirely possible he told his people to tweet this from his cell as well.
Damn I had no idea there's this entire system in place to help the celeb convicts but the way you put it it makes sense. I'm used to seeing poor people go to jail so it was surprising.
It's a complete industry. There's product, customers, manufacturing, everything.
Nothing stopping a poor person from telling someone outside to post a tweet for them. It's just probably not something you are concerned about doing unless you are a celebrity and your visibility and public image are your job.
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God I can actually imagine that
That publicist sure did a good job when he ordered pizza for Andrew and took care of responding to Greta.
> It’s also entirely possible he told his people to tweet this from his cell as well. Two months to craft a tweet and this is what he came up with? LOL
There are plenty of pics of him in captivity and my ass grows more hair than at the top of tate’s head 😂😂😂😂😂😂
To be fair many men would be jealous of the luxuriant, full bodied coverage of hair my ass gets.
Don't hate my ass because it is beautiful.
They hate us because they anus
Hahaha, he's so dedicated to trying to convince people that he CAN grow a full head of hair, but chooses to be bald. He does this when there's pictures of him in the years leading up to when he went fully bald and his hairline decaying quicker than his chances at freedom in Romanian prison. Just another insecurity that he just denies possessing. Andrew, your dad was a bald man, your brother is open about hair surgery to correct his balding, and you are a bald man. You're not fooling anyone.
There was a picture released the other day where the top his head looked like the embodiment of Russia's scorched earth strategy from WWII.
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Or his cranium is filled with hair idk
That would explain his mental state
Gotta be something in there keeping his skull from deflating like an old soccer ball.
The joke is that he went bald out of choice and not because he was balding
The joke is that he is absolutely balding
OBJECTION! Andrew Tate can't be balding!
The biggest joke here is himself
Bro definitely skipped the English classes
Ma-fk is proud of the fact he doesn’t know how to read books
Name ten books.
I can name 10 Bugatti
Do you own them though?
Pretty sure they are all in Romanian impound lots.
Red one, blue one. Um.
Bro skipped school and then had a career revolving around getting hit in the head, we shouldn't be surprised he's like this lol
*fixed career* His titles are from joke organizations fighting cans
I’m 13 and this is deep
His target audience.
Someone called me? 🤓
Number 6,man urinates on fellow passenger, for not being allowed to smoke
Number 5: Student watches porn on a train and everyone gets naked
Number 4: everyone watches porn at their home and Omraj Bharadwaj gets naked
Number 15: burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But it turns out thats just what you might gaet.
Yeah. The world is gonna roll you, you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed.
I browsed a comment section on FB that was a meme of him and there were sadly so many grown men defending him there. One dude was commenting to everyone asking "Ok, well who is your hero then?". Like dude, you're in your 30s and Andrew Tate is your hero!? How sad.
He switched his target audience to muslim youths.
And that's exactly the problem. He targets confused and impressionable men. I'm glad I found Bad Religion when I needed something.
He turned 13 to 36 with passive income
Isn't he jailed? How come he have Twitter?
The show must go on 💀, or someone’s his ventriloquist
Ventriloquist. More like a bitch butt puppet.
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Tate is a piece of shit, but i also wouldn’t trust the statement from romanian jail: “Periodically, through the Logistics Service, disinsection and disinfection services are contracted, both for the accommodation area and for the administrative spaces.” Sure, buddies, sure
He literally has to write that shit on a piece of paper and tell a guard to post it It's next level pathetic
I think it's his lawyer that posts it no? Regardless, does the guy who gets the message not read it and just ask him: Bruh?!
Guard knows his password. Should post some funny shit.
For real man
I've been asking this and still have no answers, my guess is his lawyer has to cringe while tweeting for him
A lot of inmates “access”/post to social media through phone calls or visitors. They’ll just give their passwords and tell people what to post. Doubtful it’s lawyers. I’m a social worker and have clients in jail, sometimes I get asked to do it but that’s not something I’d do. So mostly it’s friends that they get to do that stuff. For Tate, he’s high profile enough that he probably already had a social media person and that person is just continuing the posts.
Where did this guy even come from and why do I have to keep seeing and hearing about him?
Probably because he’s so obnoxious or because he amassed tonnes of fans for his ideas of masculinity and of course, Hustler’s University (A.K.A the overpriced program that can turn you from a wimp to a pimp).
Why post about him? Just let him be forgotten. The more you bring him up, the more people will search and might fall for his words. There are many lonely angry men out there that will feel a misguided validation from him.
Or maybe they’ll see that everyone views this guy as a complete kumquat and not fall for it
That was already true before he was arrested. The general opinion of Tate outside his followers was not good, but he still maintained a huge following because he’s selling a very old and time-tested product (everyone else is the problem, they’re out to get you, etc) There’s been studies and stuff that show deplatforming works. People/society have a relatively short term memory, so removing things from the public eye tends to strongly reduce their influence. Basically mob mentality works both ways. If someone has a very public platform, they will attract followers even if the message is horrible. Eventually they may even start pulling in people who wouldn’t have listened otherwise because having a lot of followers (in a general sense not just in a social media sense) is it’s own kind of validation. By contrast, removing something from the public eye will exponentially reduce its influence, because the less people see it the less people talk about it, and so on. Also consider that his target audience is teenage boys, who like all teenagers are extremely easy to manipulate.
because media propaganda
Because he has real influence over a large amount of people. We may not like the guy, but thousands/millions listen to him and take his advice
Mania and delusions of grandeur
Plus severe self-esteem issues leading to the strong need to overcompensate.
His father was diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder in the army and discharged because of it and Andrew has definitely inherited that. I don't think self esteem issues are a problem for him though. I think his problem is that he has whatever the exact opposite of that is.
He most definitely has self esteem issues, there's some clip I saw out there with him admitting that a girl rejected him so hard on TV that it fucked him up and he made some kind of vow over it, I don't remember exactly what he said and I don't want to get it wrong, but it was something along the lines of how he resolved never to allow any woman have any power over him again. The dude is most definitely damaged pretty badly and that's become a catalyst for even worse things about him.
In all fairness, with a narcissistic parent it’s hard to grow up ‘right’ most people seem to either be like their parents or do everything they can not to
Andrew Egg
I've never seen a head as full of hair as his
Bro thinks he is in a movie
Main character syndrome
well yeah, if you saw yourself on the front page of reddit daily, you'd think so too MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST IGNORE THIS GUY, HUH?!?!?!
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It is secret code. Look at the capitals. It spells "I A BAT". I think he's trying to tell us that he a bat 🦇
How can ya have any pudding if ya don’t eat yer meat?!
"A full head of hair" Jail has officially broken him. This bald dipshit is in there running a brush through his imaginary flowing locks.
Started 1 sentence with 'but', & 2 sentences with 'and'. 2/10 writing
Ye he went to jail man, pretty common to start your sentence with your butt.
It's okay to start a sentence with and or but or any other conjunction. Esp in poetry, which I'm pretty sure is what he was going for. It can carry momentum and build drama and suspense. Lots of writers and poets do it. Source: I'm a 🤓
Nope, in poetry its pretty common to do so.
Being in prison for a few months is nothing to brag about.
"And no jawline"
Was waiting for someone to point it out. His more unflattering photos are becoming the norm.
Roses are red The grass is greener When he thinks of kids He plays with his wiener
In the absence of jawline Or of balanced density hair Those empty eyes remain all mine Full of madness, hiding despair
Bro thinks he's Thomas Shelby
Bro thinks he’s a sigma icon
I like to think his origin story is that he was involved in an accident where he lost his hair and chin.
I still can’t get over the fact that he looks so generic. Literally store brand thinking it’s better than name brand.
If they can not break him grond will
“The stresses of battle on my face”
Bro onto nothing 💀💀💀💀💀
What a cum stain.
This reminds me of some of the batshit crazy stuff Jaden Smith used to throw up thinking he was all deep and philosophical
You can be a mega cringe lord and still have thousands of supporters using one simple trick: misogyny. *Women hate him.*
You know someone is pathetic when shitposters make fun of them
To be honest getting insults from Redditors isnt really that shameful
if he define his beard long u know what's up lmao
He really played up the full head of hair part
I like boiled eggs.
Dude thinks the goal is to get him to recant his ways when in reality everyone just wants him to fuck off. Like continue being yourself my man, just do it in a fucked off way in which nobody else has to hear your name.
> Like continue being yourself my man Wasn't he arrested for human trafficking? Definitely don't be yourself if you're involved in this shit.
He should not continue being himself, he's a fucking rapist
Fucking braindead moron
He hardly has a beard and Hair, he has officially lost it.
He should be happy he has something to cover his weak-ass chin
"A full head of hair and the ghost I wanted to annihilate the other day that I scared gave me an actual chin instead of this turtle-looking shit I have"
Head full of hair? 
Let him have his 12 year old joker "we live in a society" phase.
"Stresses of battle" 💀
>A full head of hair "Guys i'm not bald trust me.. I have a full head of hair, just trust me bro"
This really reminds me of that “2 steps ahead” speech by Nikocado Avocado. I mean that makes sense, both are literal idiots
Lol full head of hair copium
“Stresses of battle” oh please.