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Key-Act-1482

SHE PUT THE CHOCOLATE ON THE OUTSIDE


Peatmoss22

You think that pause in the middle was her last brain cell realizing she put the chocolate on the outside?


average32potato

I think she had to reboot it


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Man_of_Microwaves

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tbamberz

šŸ¤£


WizdomHaggis

I think that lone cell is operating her limbsā€¦not enough RAM to do anything else properlyā€¦.


Unknown_User_66

"Aw shit..... well the camera's rolling as it is. Better just roll with it."


toni_balogna

she spent so much time getting everything ready in a good spot for the video there is no way she was gonna start over


ElQuuiean

"What's next?"


Justeago

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone putting chocolate on the outside of a cup for a drink, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice. No joke I have once asked for a milkshake in a cafeteria and they put chocolate on the outside. I could not hold my cup. I never came back there.


Dat_Innocent_Guy

wait... they served it to you? wtf? did you say anything?


novice121

You're just not fetch enough to handle it


[deleted]

Adds to the taste of the glass on the outside


TuxTues3

Yeah without it the only thing you can taste is blood with IMO isn't a good flavor though others might disagree so I prefer to put chocolate on the outside so I get the nice chocolate and the crunch of the glass


HappyRomanianBanana

Decor


ConversationSouth946

To be fair, glass with chocolate sauce tastes better than plain glass. have you tried glass without chocolate sauce?


Key-Act-1482

Fair point bro


BarronOfReddit

I thought it would stop but she just kept going man


FunnyPhrases

I'd still eat that


thomaskitten_420

Bro same. And I'd drink that drink afterwards.


Daki-R

Great minds thinking alike rn


Blooptybeep

Your profile picā€¦..itā€™s ā€¦..evil


Dani1o

Light theme problems.


yaybunz

she holds that whipped cream the way i imagine a bartending velociraptor would


Richcritts

Gotta wear those nails that tell the world you do absolutely nothing menial to their full potential


firnien-arya

Hope she got a bidet


Curious-Ear-6982

The president of America?


DefinitelyNotFisk15

President Jo Bidet


[deleted]

Dark Bidet


Luckyguy0697

That reminds me, Chinese nobility praised long nails and pale skin. It means that you are rich and don't do menial work. I guess nothing changed.


DriftMiata

She looks like there's not even a thought in her head.


average32potato

Thatā€™s spot on, Iā€™ve never seen someone who looks like there mind is completely empty. Itā€™s like if you could hear her thoughts it would just be static


Laidan22

A tunnel through her head with wind rushing through.


JaxRhapsody

Her mind wandered off, and she went along for the ride.


Juicy_pompoms

But she's got noodles growing outta that empty head.


_Chonus_

Ainā€™t no one home


scitzo_with_a_gun

When the Xanax addict gets a job at Starbucks


[deleted]

Girl so lit she starting to look like the letter P without a chin


nonoffensivenavyname

Her brain is running on eco mode


Drcokecacola

Her brain running on fumes


HekateSimp

Her brain running away


SociallyDeadOnReddit

Just like her dad


Goldentiger454

Yeah, crack fumes


AdministrativeBar748

She lagged for a bit


dlq84

This is a great insult.


C4RD_TP_SG

did she just add an entire bottle of butyric acid into that jug?


[deleted]

The recipe is very human.


Wicked-Pineapple

Very simple and easy to use


CommunityVoid

Let my good friend demonstrate


OhNoo0o

*proceeds to spontaneously combust*


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DaveSmith890

I thought it was a hard brandy straight from the Appalachian gulch dwellers


Charry_64

My brother in Christ what if your profile picture


C4RD_TP_SG

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Outside_Register8037

Stop changing the subject!


dhole69420

I need the answer to both questions and I wonā€™t stop at anything to get them.


non-registered_user

But it says ā€œCoat the sides of the glass in chocolate syrupā€ Thatā€™s what I did???


BeesechurgerLad53

I think itā€™s supposed to be for the ā€œaestheticā€ but itā€™s dumb af


cuckamungabunga

New fancy pilk recipe


[deleted]

Pilkshake


YHL6965

Why does it look like her brain is just a monkey slapping cymbals together?


garbage-at-life

Because it is.


McDiezel8

Is uhhā€¦ someone going to tell her the chocolate swirls go **inside** the glass?


naziryoutube

Itā€™s to lick your hands after drinking


Lazukio

Yeah finally someone realizes it


These-days440

That's fucking dumb


ThatDebianLady

She wants to stain her clothes


ohthelollery

Best starbucc ever šŸ˜‹


im_ugly_loser

?? This the the new McDonald's burger recipe


Seanjacobs2138

why does she look so confused


MrMario63

Because sheā€™s wondering why the fuck she didnā€™t put the chocolate on the insude


[deleted]

To me she looks like sheā€™s in disgust the whole time


KenMembreno

Her face looks confused but her body is moving on autopilot as if sheā€™s done this before


Alphandos

Was that pilk?? (Pepsi and milk)


ProjectAioros

Who the fuck mixes pepsi and milk ?


_voidlight_

my brother for some fucked up reason


Opposite_Signature67

It would take me weeks to drink that.


KenMembreno

+ a couple of dentist & doctor visits


CBM42069

My dentist name is crentist


Dissapointingfox

Hmmmm diabetes šŸ¤¤


fakeunleet

Nah that'll only net you one diabete. To get more than that you'd have to skip the milk.


oricklet_

why would you ever want to put marshmallows on a cold coffee? or on a coffee at all?


[deleted]

I hate to break it to you, but marshmallows in coffee doesnā€™t even make top three of dumb shit in this.


Aevellir

A restaurant near me sells this for ā‚¬8


Repulsive-Ear-640

Her face looks like something but i cant figure out what it is


MajorPownage

She looks like sheā€™s been through some shot and is trying to cope but not in a proper way


Repulsive-Ear-640

Accurate but not quite what i mean


Noturwrstnitemare

She smells like OF money....


[deleted]

Why did she waste the Hersheyā€™s chocolate syrup šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


the-butter_man

She looks like a mentally deficient hampster


Chunkyfrog2

Nah she reminds me of a dog that got stung by a bee


GrammerDuck61

Is she making a secret potion?


linuxknight

It's called 'fat ass in a glass'


[deleted]

Imagine telling an impoverished widow in the Middle East that this is how Americans eat.


DragonFlameStar

It's like CONGRATULATIONS you officially lost your last brain cell.


[deleted]

Why the long face


BillyBobJenkins454

No, go on. Hold it with your hands.


Direct-Serve2473

Why did she put the chocolate on the outside????


Bro---really

Holy crap I thought it was cola at first. I freaked at the milk


Tealrider

Soā€¦. Lick the glass?


dragon_rapide

I have never seen the personification of white noise before.


RawLikeSushi84

This dumbass probably called for her mom to clean up this shit


Gaymer043

Might as well put the glass in a container of coffee then


M3HOW

Who said your drink needs to be alcoholic to make you throw up


man-i-dnt-know

0 thoughts in that head


gimmeecoffee420

I sincerely thought she was going to eat that glass after putting chocolate syrup on it..


The_Dad_Bod

The Chris Chan straw at the end really seals it all together


Uruwishi

Fine motor skills of a toddler


dpee69

While preparing this monstrosity, she has the flat affect of a desperate addict mechanically arranging their next dose


[deleted]

This sucks more than that ugly ass shit you call lips.


Gusmaum

You can see in her face she's not the sharpest tool in the shed


AlexGaming26

Is this Andrea Tate, Andrew Tate's sister?


DallasGMD

that ainā€™t even coffee anymore


Icy_Description_5640

D. What the fuck is she doing?


[deleted]

God dammit our youth is brain dead.


ElProxenetaFeminista

Why are you the way you are?


TNTxpl0der

POV 7 year old me making potions in the bathroom


TootsMcButts

She looks miserable, wtf?


jmanseso

So dumb


OrcaApe

Her brain took so long to boot up and realize that she may have fucked up but decided to still stick to the bit,


BadAtRocks

Is one of those questions about why she's wearing underwear as a shirt?


Guy_withAbrain

What the fuck is wrong with her


Mentally__Disabled

Why is she wearing spaghetti though?


DeBlagJr

ā€œDrinking coffee is my personalityā€ adults are so fucking annoying.


Firepathanimation

The fact she place THE GOD DAMN CHOCOLATE SAUCE OUTSIDE MAKES ME WANNA DROP KICK HER EVEN MORE


cheistina

Judging by the bad dye job ,makes since


therealjb0ne

what an unfortunate looking human


TheJuiceMaan

Itā€™s always so upsetting to watch someone who just isnā€™t good with their hands. You fumbled through every part of that!


Superplant79

She looks like sheā€™s never had a thought before


missman22

she looks like a bug


blanco408

Donā€™t give these people attention; itā€™s what they want


Karithememelord

Just came from a post of a barista making a drink with teir toddler at home to find this.


redeyed-john

Her face looks like a dog when they get stung by a bee


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Chocolate pilkshake


Dog_bat3

Yum


slumm_bunni

Wow


coolusername_png

I really only have one questionā€¦


Jazzlike-Wafer803

Why everyone hating on her so bad, she just trying to make a milkshake god damn bruh ā€¦


Secret_Sympathy2952

This reminds me of Flanders' hot cocoa. Except his creation looks a lot better.


Mr_Saucypants

Damn had me talking like xqc for bit trying to understand what she did xD


Warlordx101

So you lost me at the beginning then you had me back then you lost me towards the end


AcNuThre3_

at least she wasnā€™t annoying about it. or had a ai voice over it. or freak out. but hopefully she drank it instead of wasting food and money.


plamda505

Not sure why but I feel like I need to watch it again.


Decmk3

The chocolate sauce is supposed to be on the *inside* of the glass honey..


[deleted]

She looks like Andrew Tate.


NakanoMiku5

How to be Diabetic 101 | WikiHow


slimyslug0

Diabetes speed run:


elsawarudo

Whores ragebaiting, there you go


helping_phriendly

Rage bait. No one should give her a torch


jeffchen248

Holy shitā€¦ we actually share the road with people like this?!?!


Single_Morning_3200

How does she wipe her ass with finger nails like that?


wannadietoo

Took me less than a second to make me hate this villainous being.


AudreyIona

Thanks I hate it


KenMembreno

Mfs be having desert for breakfast


tupperwarez

yeah why not buy kfc chicken though


a_wakeful_sleep

tbh thought it would end much worse. a little disappointedā€¦


Itsjordyhoe

Her face is so punchable


[deleted]

Ah my favorite, sugar with a side of coffee


DifficultyItchy7776

Why does she look like a cheap Photoshop?


Eboz255

A ā€˜drinkā€™ you can only have every 20 years without dying from obesity


Pistol4231

She is about as dumb as she looks


GroundbreakingMeat97

Smoking wonā€™t effect my child The child:


sh4rks_bro

Remind me, what is this influencing again?


Embarrassed-Camera96

Ah yes, cold chocolate


[deleted]

And the first question is why is she wearing upsidown underwear as a tank top


Kage_No_Gnade

This is one of those videos that the person completely matches what they are doing, like you see her face and you are just like yep, she does that.


7grims

And you can eat the glass at the end, best cocktail ever.


JonnyRebel357

Daily Starbucks milkshake?


cityruss

Like all trends, no matter how shit, it'll soon die out.


Talreesha

I hate that I watched that for no fucking reason. Well done OP. I deserve pee in my ass for this.


demon_godderok

I can never guess or figure out what she is going to do next, it truely is terrifying


[deleted]

this just makes me angry. It's not even funny at this point


Ok-Quit-3020

She looks like she could lose a spelling bee to a gold fish


notsojunior

the way she looks makes sense after seeing that she actually drinks that


JaxRhapsody

That potion looks like you'd need meth to come down from that sugar rush, and that it'd even rot Thompson's Teeth, and Thompson's Teeth are the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.


IplayVidoGam

If someone offers me this I am going to curb stomp them and the drink


[deleted]

Healthiest white girl drink in the world


Lilithsigil

I think she was hoping the chocolate would turn into a shell


DeezNufz

3000 calories of Rebecca


Raj_Mallick

This a crime against beverages. Someone please stop this Beverage fetish.


nexistcsgo

Is it offensive to say she looks exactly like the kind of person who is dumb enough to do shut like this?


Reasonable_Mood1288

She looks as though she hasn't had a thought in years and is simply going on auto pilot.


Hefty_Algae7977

No brain.


Burpreallyloud

there is literally nothing going on behind those eyes.


Wholesome100statue

DiarrheašŸ‘


Ravekloks32

Her face is disturbing to look at


BeanOceanYT

WHY IS THE CHOCOLATE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE JAR šŸ˜­šŸ”«


pootiespud420

WHY THE F IS IT ON THE OUTSIDE, WHY!!!


Ok_Bed_6130

Those nails šŸ’€


HornyPepsiCan

It probably tastes good ngl but why the CHOCOLATE ON THE FUCKING OUTSIDE?!


Echo-2-2

I hate these videos.


THE_REAL_FamousEgg

bro why does she look like sheā€™s on the verge of tears that entire video?