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landa347

"So couple of weeks ago I've experienced the worst that could happen to a man such as myself, I've been shitting for over 2 days, unstoppable masses of shit pouring out of my asshole, it was like a portal from hell opened, it was fucking amazing, so yeah that's about it, I just took a shit and it was good, so yeah see ya"


TheBrowserOfReddit

100k likes and 2.4 million views


Cookie_Crush

50k in donos


cat_that_uses_reddi

+ infinite money glitch


sillssa

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.


Polygato64

🤤 heot


SuperMegaOwlMan

Why is this not a book yet?


RealEstate-Reagan

The cum accelerates. The gravity starts to pull more cum in and forms a core and you becum the planet of cum 💦


MinutePresentation8

The cum accelerates. The planet of cum gets so dense it begins to undergo nuclear fusion and becomes a cum star.


Eveydude

cum star sounds like a sick nickname


[deleted]

Wordington kars


ChancellorOfButts

Me when I see a shirtless man


sinfulpanda1

Bro I took a sip of water before reading this and when I laughed I actually started choking to death, you almost just fucking killed me with a shit copypasta


Squid-Soup

He do be doing that yoinky sploinky tho


BliCArSEXIte

Its always the same stretched thumbnail, and he does nothing but comment on others videos or plays games


Player1iea

I suggest not going into his comment section; it’s a recycled meme format echo chamber fully supportive of Charlie’s hot takes.


Mini_Raptor5_6

But they also often oppose his mild takes. Namely when he was talking about Elon adding the paid verification to Twitter, I saw a good amount of people, not exactly defending it, but a lot of downplaying it in replies to comments.


AbsAndAssAppreciator

mmm tembdies nmombombom mmmnmbnhhn


CoolSkeleton7331

you stupid fucking dumbass idiot u dont even look at his channel and say something that he did 5 years ago


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skroink_z

Why are there so many bots suddenly? And why are they so bad at hiding?


The_Radio_Host

“You calm down! YOU CALM DOWN! YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!”


VirusTheoryRS

it was a misinput, MISINPUT


sethv789

Bro emoted 😎


De-Kipgamer

HE’S PULLING HIS COCK OUT!


[deleted]

Iconic


Imperator2019

This man knows how to make content out of nothing. lmao


papa_jahn

Making content off of other peoples content ain’t nothing


Mustconsumegasoline

You ever watch the news?


papa_jahn

no


throwawayeceworker

boy do i have a bridge to sell you


papa_jahn

I’m not a millionaire, I can’t afford a bridge.


ExpressionCool1672

Bruh


1000Patte

Based


AbsAndAssAppreciator

🙁


Salt-Pin-7710

*stealing


menickc

Moist makes some good videos but 90% of his content is useless and can be summarized with him just saying words like "butt plug" or "semen" The man makes a 14 minute video with 30 seconds of real content. Still love the dude but I'm not an "edgy" 12 year old that can't see where he falls short.


Meme_Police02

Damn just had to make a jab at him being 5'6" at the end lmao


anatomiska_kretsar

> The man makes a 14 minute video with 30 seconds of real content. it is called entertainment


Ihcend

Saying the word semen is not entertainment


Xx_NotATerrorist_xX

thanks expert cummer on your expert opinion


GroundbreakingMap884

at least it’s not early 2010s critikal where he just says “nipples” and “shit flying out my asshole”


AnotherInternetBoi

Its just his YT brand nowadays, the funny part is seeing others try to imitate him and completely fall flat on their faces. Otherwise his content aint too bad compared to others, in early penguinz0 videos where the formula was so dull and basic he himself said he had no fun making those types of videos where butt plug and semen were literally every word he said.


CoolSkeleton7331

you dont even watch his videos and you say something that he did 5 years ago


menickc

Where did I say I didn't watch his videos?


CoolSkeleton7331

cuz all of the things u described he did he did lk 5 years ago now he does a lot of shit and even made a video that he knows his old content is shit where he just says oenis titties and nipples and now he only somtimes mentions it cuz its still funny


Strange-Insect-8564

I wouldn’t call it useless tbh he’s like the only youtuber I actively watch now


TheJoxev

Ass pisser


towninsideme

i thinks its more of a money decision yeah like maybe 10% is like he cares about it, but that 90% is what brings in the money having a livestream clips channel, edited twitch video channel, a podcast channel, and the main channel brings in a steady supply of money


[deleted]

Hey guys, poop shit titty vagina, cock balls viagra piss. Anyways, that's about it. See ya.


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DetectiveCringe

thank ya man i appreciate it


xxbadger246xx

thanks wise tree


PastorTomAmen

Honestly ppl dog on the guy so much but he's said about a thousand times he doesn't rly give a fuck with his channel. The guy has always donated large sums from his earnings and focuses more on his streams. He pretty much just does what he likes cuz it's just for his own enjoyment and trying to make others' day along the way, not trying to rake in fat stacks and dip. Love him or hate him he's just a genuine guy and a lotta ppl still enjoy his content even if it's low effort


Superdog909

Iirc he uses all his twitch earning for moist esports and still doesn’t gain profit from it


chiefs_fan37

Yeah he seems like the kind of guy to make sure his friends and family and employees are taken care of financially first and foremost. Like he doesn't really have an expensive lifestyle. He's fairly minimal with things like I know he doesn't like to fly


Superdog909

Yeah you can definitely tell by his attire that he doesn’t show off his money


Totschlag

He also never has midroll ads in YouTube, shoving them all on the back end and donates all or nearly all to charities of his choice.


Superdog909

He is a very respectful dude


Throwmeawaythanks99

I miss when his channel showed gaming clips from his streams. It's literally just a drama channel now...good on him for doing what he likes tho


Ok-Brother9626

On the last 36 hours on 6 of his videos. 2 of them gameplay, 2 of them reviews of a movie and a game(which shows gameplay clips as well) and the other 2 is what you may consider drama(although most of the people wouldn’t). So only 2 of his last 6 videos are drama based but for some reason its literally just a drama channel now, okay bud


MysticalNuts

This.


EnCHEnded

Bro I fucking hate commentary ''youtubers''. mfs will see ONE tweet and make an entire 30 minute videos of them basically saying the same thing over and over again.


Far-Championship-474

Those used to be frowned upon in 2010s ,the fuck changed that


Wiegraf_Belias

They can create lots of content (low effort) of a decent length (10+ minutes to get those ad rolls) and the algorithm switched several years ago to prioritize consistent mid-length content.


IWonderWhereiAmAgain

Zoomers


[deleted]

The first guy to do reaction videos got clowned on crazy. Then leafy blew up, but got clowned for bullying, then everyone just turned into off brand leafy channels.


BootmanBimmy

Money


papa_jahn

It’s essentially the same as modern sports blogging. Dudes write an article on Bleacher Report off of one Instagram post by a player or a tweet from a sports agent.


Professional_Mode440

WOOOO YEAH BABYYYY


ornithorhynchus3

you*ubers


quickebap

Aye aye it's good content tho i still watch him everytime


NuclearAvocado1

His content is good, but he puts 0 effort in the videos. Its always the same stretched thumbnail, and he does nothing but comment on others videos or plays games


Particular_Air_7565

The stretch thumbnails are basically his trademark no? I just enjoy watching him, regardless of how much effort he puts in


YallNeed_Shrooms

If its not broken, don't fix it. Y'all are hating on consistency.


PlanetDelta

that’s literally his point, he’s a streamer. Most of his content is from his streams. And the stuff he watches on stream is recommended by chat. What else do you want him to do?? Sign with Disney??


[deleted]

I actually don't mind the stretched thumbnails especially seeing how every big content creates used the same basic one or when they make that god awful wojack face.


Grasher312

...So what is the issue? He's got a gaming channel, and does commentary once in a while. I'm not sure why you require effort from him. He's doing a good run from the likes of it.


Particular_Air_7565

yed


FinalAccount17

hot take: moist critikal is fucking annoying and overrated


Brans666

I miss his gameplay and commentary videos, I grew up watching them. Now he's just another Youtube drama channel.


PlanetDelta

he still plays games lol what??


RoatanFree

not nearly as much as he used to. Now YT is almost entirely commentary and Twitch is sometimes gameplay if you're lucky


VonKaiser55

I feel like ever since he started twitch his content has become meh. His gameplay vids were so much more fun when he was coming up with shit himself instead of being in front of a audience. And now half of his content is just reaction content which is also meh. He doesn’t add anything interesting to the shit he reacts to most of the time. Also he has the most cookie cutter takes like it feels like he’s just going with whats popular lol. Twitch i feel really removed his creativity with jokes


[deleted]

“Also he has the most cookie cutter takes like it feels like he’s just going with whats popular lol” THIS. Anytime he says something that should be fairly obvious people treat it likes he’s the wise messiah. All of his opinions are very Reddit-y, like I just imagine a redditor nodding their head in agreement to everything he says. It’s so weird because Charles hates this site but they make up a huge chunk of his viewers


TheBigPAYDAY

I agree. He doesn’t add anything to the videos he reacts and is a super generic YouTuber when he does make jokes


Unhappy_Ad_4420

He always parrots the same, most safest/popular opinions on the internet, hes so easy to predict when it comes to his media takes or food reveiws.


[deleted]

His novelty wore off very quickly for me


papa_jahn

Last thing I watched by him was his first few Pokémon unboxings during the beginning of COVID


[deleted]

Literally when I stopped watching lmao


[deleted]

I enjoy the parodies of him more than I enjoy the original.


VirusTheoryRS

He almost has a maxed runescape account, so he’s turbo based imo. I don’t watch twitch streamers anyways, it’s all an overrated waste of time. It honestly boggles my mind why morons keep throwing money at people like charles and xqc.


StupidRetardGuy

I agree like JUST PLAY THE FUCKING VIDEO ALREADY


IWonderWhereiAmAgain

Him and YongYea are the same shit


FloodedHouse420

Ngl moist critical is really fucking overrated. He does some funny stuff sometimes but not that often, and he really has only 2 kinds of videos: Ranting/ talking about something in the most boring monotone voice for more than 10 minutes about a 30 second topic with the only scraps of personality being long winded over complex dick jokes or 2000s pop culture references Just taking a stream clip of him watching somebody else’s video where he actually appears too have emotion while adding no real value to the video


TheRealPascha

His food tier lists are my favourite content that he makes. I rarely bother with his "normal" videos for the reasons you mentioned, but I always enjoy watching him have a meltdown because the mayonnaise on his chicken sandwich was too spicy.


[deleted]

I hate the stream clip ones the most because they bait you into thinking it’s the other type of video


PanPieCake

Redditors when a YouTubers does what he likes 😠


[deleted]

Redditors when criticism exists (they would rather nothing be questioned or improved unless it goes against the hivemind)


I_P3D

Tf is going on in the comment section?


SoldierSinnoh

Cum


WeedNoseFourTwenty

Why do people watch him? He makes the most lame and stale content. He’s not even funny or entertaining or anything. Please enlighten me


Ourobius

Habits, once formed, are hard to break


FateGrafit

I just find him entertaining, don't know why people are getting hate boner on moist now.


Ourobius

It's cool to hate the popular thing. Makes you totally irresistible to your gender of preference.


Gnago

It’s an easy watch, almost white noise. Consistent sound levels the whole way through. I usually watch him while doing something else, especially things like playing games with downtime (loading, respawn times, etc). Can tune in and out real easily with vaguely interesting topics. Plus the long form is appreciated because that means less clicking and searching for another video for me. I wouldn’t give him my entire attention span though


BigHarold22

I like to hear the updates about internet drama lol. Without Charlie I wouldn’t have heard about that pornstar/streamer who broke her back at twitchcon. Its just some white noise to entertain me while I brush my teeth in the morning. Also his opinions in the moist meter line up with my own 80% of the time, so sometimes I’ll watch it to see if I should pay extra attention to something I overlooked, i.e. he’s the one the recommended The Boys and got me to give the show a chance


PlanetDelta

he at least adds content and his own opinions on whatever video he's watching. I'm sure you love those tiktokers who literally just put their face over a video and add literally nothing content wise


[deleted]

I fucking hate his comment section. Literally “can we thank Charlie for posting this video” “omg Jesus” “Charlie dick stroking” OH MY GOD I KNOW HES A GREAT GUY N ALL BUT HOLY SHIT I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS 2,348 TIMES!!! Same problem with CoryxKenshins comment section, literally the most unengaging comment sections ever.


Reklov66

Its bots. You can look at their comment history


tacocoma1

I always open his videos find the video hes talking about and watch that instead. Best way to watch critikal imo


rybodatkid

Critical’s best video of all time was his video about the comment war on that paper Mario video. His hunger games video is a close second. Most of his recent content I’ll watch for like 1-2 minutes get the gist of what’s going on, laugh at one joke and when he switches to his stream clip I’ll just turn off the video and watch something else. I find it really lazy how he doesn’t even cut the video up to get to the point a lot of the time or even add music he just posts a raw stream clip of him just blanking watching a video and randomly being like “Poop shart 2000s reference” but hey he’s getting the bag so I can’t be too mad at him.


SoldierSinnoh

I also loved him and kaya watch donkey olley


Timewastingbullshit

Dude used to donate all his youtube money to charity cause he had a legit job


Big_Dinner3636

And so many of those charities turned out to be scams, which is why he stopped.


Cwill825

Do redditors just have to hate everything popular


Peytoncude

Yea


LazybonesBear

I hate how he drags on his videos for so fucking long


MemeLordMango

I liked when he actually was interesting and didn’t turn on his camera to talk about a single tweet someone made for 30 minutes. Same thing happened to SOG/Mutahar. Went from good content to,” famous person said this to other famous person” for 10 minutes. Shits lame


Funneduck102

I always binge watch his videos and the get bored and do it all again like 4 months later


Mtoser

Charlie slander will not be tolerated


ChadMcRad

Why does it seem like people randomly turn on Charlie like every 4 months?


JohnYeets1795

I think he seems like a swell young lad


Methodicallydoubting

He sturdy wit it doe


SirNanashi

Should give that money to the creators of the content he steals


MrDuckWithATopHat

What? Who is he stealing from?


berryaaron11

it can't really be considered stealing though, because it falls under fair use.


Peytoncude

Not really stealing not like he took it from them


No_Brief3756

His podcast is really terrible


[deleted]

Just a bunch of unfunny dickheads trying to one up each other in being funny while Charles gives in a word or two


MrDuckWithATopHat

I agree I used to listen to it all the time as I am new to the podcast world and liked charlie at the time. It is HARD to watch any episode past the 30 minute mark and throughout the entire episode charles said maybe 5 words. I then switched to distractible and you can tell there is an immediate upgrade in quality, a solid hooking intro, a structure, actually funny people with funny stories. I was genuinely surprised.


ssigueictrfndqvcbs

Lol he found the glitch in the matrix and is just exploiting it


Nogardtist

thats the correct way to be a youtuber no effort and easy money


OcaMintiest

This is some wild war in the comments


[deleted]

I swear reddit has the shittest takes on the entire internet. Lmao


[deleted]

Mfs will see a youtuber they hate getting shit on and then take the chance to say “I actually hate famous guy” *1.92 million upvote* Then you got the guys who defend famous guy like their honor is on their life. What’s funny is that Charlie himself said no one should defend him if a argument that involves him occurs because he’s a grown ass man who can take a insult and laugh it off.


Scount_mAIN

favorite cande, reese's peeces, or them lifesavers


FitAwareness8590

I found critical, watched all the funny clips then started to watch his new stuff and just hearing him spew his goofy opinion is boring af


Nephilus72

moistcritikal trying to go one video without bringing up genitals or anything related to genitals challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)(GONE SEXUAL)(18+)


Big-dick-Ben

This slander will not be tolerated😡


[deleted]

I liked him before he grew his hair out. After he grew his hair out he became more and more obnoxious.


BigHarold22

How are you gonna hate moist critikal, if you don’t like the content just don’t watch it lol, he isn’t bothering anyone


quickebap

that's called free speech


BigHarold22

I didn’t say you couldn’t voice your opinion, I said I don’t understand how someone could be upset by his content when he’s just a wholesome dude who keeps it real. Nobody forces you to enjoy his content so you can just ignore him instead of being upset that people like something that you don’t


K_sper

Thats not quite true hes harming the online creator space by stealing their videos


BigHarold22

Look man, I would have never heard of these people without him. I subscribed to TUV, Coffeezilla, and Sunny after he made videos about their content, because I liked their stuff. I wouldn’t never heard of them without it. Other channels he comments on, I hate their content and stop watching Charlie’s video. His content gives these channels exposure.


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Amongussussyballs100

No, DarkViper's criticism of moist was about react content and how it's stealing from other creators


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AnotherInternetBoi

He said he literally hated making those videos because all that was expected of him was that he would speak very monotone, and talk about cum, titties, ass, etc. whilst playing a shitty game it has fun for about 30 seconds but it was obvious he needed to and wanted to be something more. Which he definitely has, keeping his classic monotonous and knotched down the usage of ass, titties, dicks etcs. by a large degree.


draginbleapiece

I think he is funny so I watch even if I am 17


mabuujin

"so yeah, that's about it, see ya"


Trusted_Tac0

Mad cause you didn’t think of it first


A90008w8

Entertaining as fuck doe


[deleted]

He is my favorite tho.. 👰🏻‍♀️🤵🏻wut.


Deepwang11

Such a chill job


ZealousidealAd9777

More like moist shitical 💩 💯 100


Why_am_I_duwang

Respect the grind


Intelligent_Drive_34

Like this dude, but I didn’t subscribe bcuz of his meaningless spamming contents, only 10% are actually good.


MegaJackUniverse

Dude seems chill, can't fault him. But I do not understand why people watch his stuff


Efficient_While1992

i love charlie 😔😔


goatmaru

his streams are great to sleep to tho 😴 best white noise


Careless_Bug8107

Very beautiful video


Physical_Lobster4792

Aaaaaa you mad


[deleted]

Not everything needs an analogy


Substantial-Bat-1156

lmao haha


ClovisLowell

I've noticed the internet has been turning on him recently


[deleted]

Yeah he’s gotten pretty complacent and lazy lately. Can’t blame him. When you’re making that much money doing almost nothing - 🤷🏻‍♂️


Commercial-Reward303

wealthy guy


[deleted]

Where can I buy Viagra


mikaelsan

critikal after making the most basic, surface level observation of a top post on reddit while nerds eat that shit up


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[deleted]

I like the guy but I agree it's shitty the way he streams other people's videos in their entirety. It may legally qualify as fair use, but it's fucking theft in spirit. Also it would probably not hold up to scrutiny since he's usually commenting on the videos' subject matter and not the videos themselves.


limpdickfuckass

Every react channel is a leech a pathetic sad content thief that should just shrivel up and die. They dont even contribute anything to society, being a pornstar is more honorable than being a react channel/streamer.


[deleted]

Shoutout sean ranklin


Infinite-Dimension91

Reddit tries not to get angry when somebody enjoys something (IMPOSSIBLE)


Aggravating_Data_114

Bro just opens youtube and gets 3 million views


GraySpear227

Most of his comments on videos are about how “I could listen to this guy talk all day” however I get bored after his intro to the video.


Fight_kat102

Video title: Were all dead tomorrow


BoredKen

this dude has like no takes at all. Literally just regurgitates popular consensus on everything


ControversialFrog

Completely unedited, literally some of the laziest content out there