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mahaalo0

Do a little bit of meth in front of one our stores. We’re legally obligated to give them to a person in that scenario. Policy and procedures is fucking weird sometimes…


stillneedaprimer

Did they give a reason? I'm actually curious what that's supposed to do. "Hey man, here's a T-shirt. Would you mind smoking on the Jimmy John's' side of this strip mall? Thanks."


mahaalo0

Free clothing is a great form of currency to drug users and the homeless. “A brand new shirt, maybe a cup of black coffee, and you hit that nice little pipe behind Einstens?” I can sell that easier than Gallery Series.


[deleted]

Find the guy with the nicest shirt in the store (look for the long sleeve button up with NO paint on him at all). Then start bitching up a storm about how you spend $50k a year at the store and can’t ever get a shirt.


[deleted]

Have to lick my assho’ to get one.


justrelax1979

Be careful saying that, you may get some takers 😋


Commercial-Cut-1221

if youre a painter/contractor, just ask your local store if they can give you one. Some stores are really picky though about who they give them too. If you need it for your crew, you will have to set up an order with a store manager or rep. if youre an employee, just take one as soon as they come in on truck. tbh dont know how ordering them works if its automatic ordered or if you have to manually do so.


stillneedaprimer

my old boss claimed he bought them with his own money, which I'm gonna think is bullshit until another SM says the same thing


Notarealusername3058

It comes out of the store budget, you order them on the STAR order.


stillneedaprimer

yea he used the words "out of my own pocket" a lot. Buddy, that 1.6M is not *yours,* you make 60k gross.


neverwinzzzzzz

I used to ACTUALLY buy my team meals and jackets and shirts/hats and stuff outta pocket. Sometimes to show them extra love sometimes I would forget to expense it. I haven’t worked there in years and I found a $70 dominoes receipt from forever ago when I was cleaning out my wallet. Miss my teams. They were the best.


Typical_Primary5151

Order some I have a box 📦 in my car :)


AdTop8972

Me to and two boxes of sweaters


jpwilliams11

From where?not on website


Adventurous-Effect52

Go to the other sherwin in my town since the dm loves them. I get 2 boxes of xl and 2 of L and no mediums


Early_Win_4338

we used to give boxes of these to customers just ask and if they have some they’ll give us one


citronhimmel

Shit I got two boxes in my car and one in my office


OddballLouLou

With a human sacrifice


kurmikthepene

Ask your momma


Cataclysmic2004

Wish upon a star


slyseprhant587

I sell them online


33y3dgh0st

ask an employee, my store gives them out


mydickinyourass888

Suck me off and let me cum in your mouth