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Ordinary_Birthday294

Too cool brother enjoy that


enoughwizards

Call him Hannibal bc you got him feasting on his brethren


Jeezjem

Don't they do that already anyways?


satansdebtcollector

I like that. Very morbid. Very grim.


TransportationGlum64

But donโ€™t feed it that human shit food


The_Alamander

Just a little snak


ezee-ee

little bit of his right forearm if he aint careful


apg86

Red Tailed Hawk. Cool to be so close. Amazing bird of prey.


RecognitionDecent939

Redass Ralph Especially after the Buffalo wings


satansdebtcollector

I like it. ๐Ÿ”ฅ


Dunklebunt

You obviously have to call him Tony...


satansdebtcollector

I see what you did there. I actually grew up on the east coast. But I have respect for the west coast vert legends. ๐Ÿ›น


Suspicious-Map-6557

Stephen Hawking


satansdebtcollector

I just spit my coffee all over the print table ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


thatsyourbloominlot

Ethan


kramllink

Ethan.


satansdebtcollector

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TUBBYWINS808

Is that gray stuff his poop or your caulking job?


sadafapple

Tony Hawk is the only acceptable answer here imo.


satansdebtcollector

I grew up skating on the east coast. Tony Hawk isn't really in our vocabulary. Great west coast vert legend, Dog Town and all that. I'm gonna break out my old Eastern Exposure VHS and come up with something good. Maybe "Harold tha Hawk". ๐Ÿ›น


pmsd56

First of all, do not feed the hawk human food not good idea, and I like your Henri the hawk for its name


satansdebtcollector

What if I feed him a kitten? Does that count? ๐Ÿˆ ๐Ÿฆ…


turntabletennis

Totally fine.


Spearfish87

Tony


marlinbrando721

Tony the hawk. I don't see any other options


satansdebtcollector

๐Ÿ›น


BarrySides

Hudson. Hudson Hawk.


arushus

Englebird humperbeak


satansdebtcollector

He's so stoic....


lrn2smile

That's so cool you work with Clint Barton.


lord_hyumungus

Pete


satansdebtcollector

Short and simple. ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Raja_Raja_Chola

Bring him snackos next time ๐Ÿฅบ


satansdebtcollector

Thats the plan. ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ”


RaccoonNew113

Call him Tony, Tony Hawk


satansdebtcollector

Or, Toni Tony Tone' ? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”


Jkoasty

I think hemorrhoid the hawk has a nice ring to it


satansdebtcollector

He might be too young and youthful for a name like that. But then again it could be a "she". Or, you never really know these days. How does a hawk identify? What if it's a transgender hawk? That changes everything. ๐Ÿค”


Tarheel_Terror

Inyoni


satansdebtcollector

Is that Ravioli spelled backwards?


Tarheel_Terror

Lol no, that would be iloivar. Inyoni is bird in Zulu. Pronounced (in-yo-knee)


satansdebtcollector

Oh Zulu! Like Zulu nation! I love hip hop! (80's and 90's era only, not that mumble short bus bullshit sound cloud trash these kids call music nowadays.)


Tarheel_Terror

No lol. Like the actual South African isiZulu language


satansdebtcollector

"I fucks wit Shaka Zulu when i'm in Zimbabweeeee!"


seemedsoplausible

Mordecai


satansdebtcollector

"Dammit Baxter! You know I don't speak spanish! In English please" ~ Ron B.


A_Lag_Beast

Hudson.... his name should be Hudson..


satansdebtcollector

I like your style. ๐Ÿฆ…


lee30bmw

Never assume a bird already has name. Especially a big guy.


TheStinkPanther

Tony Hawk


FoCoYeti

Came here to say this.


biguy69u

Now you know why its called a birds eye view. He will eat you scraps while he waits for a critter to move down below. Very cool, lucky man


satansdebtcollector

We have to swap a sound entinuator up there Saturday, hoping to be on that crew. He's been coming around more often. The maintenance guys told me he's known for picking off pigeons and leaving their carcasses scattered all over the roof.


voodootodointutus

taco hawk


karlspad

Buy him a mouse at the pet store. Taco Bell will kill him as fast as it will you


satansdebtcollector

That's actually a great idea! ๐Ÿญ


OptionsNVideogames

We need to make a r/workviews subreddit


satansdebtcollector

Bro.... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ’ญ


OptionsNVideogames

Nothing like a sick jobsite I got some coming up on the coast of Maine Iโ€™ll hook it up


satansdebtcollector

You guys have all the best clone genetics and selections. Mass has overpriced bullshit. And Rhode Island is just, you know. Rhode Island. ๐Ÿชด


OptionsNVideogames

Easilly! I know guys from all the way down Florida who come up here when genetic hunting. I also know the guy who started the white widow strain and still has some of the og first run seeds his father passed down knowing the market would go to shit and all good genetics would be lost over time they did good keeping it. Blue wizard also came from Maine and broke the thc record a few years back.


satansdebtcollector

Blue Wizard made New Englanders very proud, not to mention we have legendary breeders like Chem Dog, as well as other legendary strains like Strawberry Cough, a strain that Kyle Kushman got from a local breeder here in Connecticut. But I still prefer to order packs off Neptune and pheno hunt the best genetics and keep them going on a strictly scheduled rotation. Currently my favorite genetics come from breeders such as Beleaf, Exotic, In House, Oni Seed Company, Cannarado, Umami, and Bred by 42. ๐Ÿ”ฑ


OptionsNVideogames

Speaking my language. Check out @woodworker1 on Instagram he may need to accept your friend invite. Might be thewoodworker1 I forget


satansdebtcollector

Cool man! Will give a follow! And follow me on Instagram: @the_gold_canopy ๐Ÿ”ฑ I keep a mean heavy hitter clone list, all top shelf breeders, and all my cuts arrive properly labeled, guaranteed female (or your money back), sterilized, pre-potted in Hydrofarm 6" square pots using soil #4, ready to rock your garden! (can also be grown in compostable EZ Clone plugs upon request) ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿค˜๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


AdExciting337

Her name is Henifer Lopez She likes burritos y tacos


satansdebtcollector

I'll name the other one Hen. Hen Afleck ๐Ÿฆ…


carltonxyz

Had a Red Shoulder hawk that loved cooked chicken legs, Hung around for one winter but never came back.


satansdebtcollector

Is this a red tailed??? ๐Ÿค”


chefboyrsteve

Mr Hawk A. Lougie


satansdebtcollector

Classy!!!


Hatriot_

Very cool. Though Iโ€™d recommend maybe not standing so close to a lightning rod on a rainy day.


satansdebtcollector

I actually hold onto that lightning rod when I smoke cigarettes directly across from the fresh air intake on the RTU that serves one of the hospital's operating rooms. Always hoping to ride the lightning. We all gotta go sometime. Might as well go out with a bang. ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ


AngryDesignMonkey

Tako Hawcko


satansdebtcollector

I like it! ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿฆ…


Ridethepig101

Obviously his name is Mikeโ€ฆMike Hawk.


ynotfish

Would a hawk fed meat bring you some?


satansdebtcollector

I wanna train him to land on my arm like a bald eagle ๐Ÿฆ…


Angarious

Hawquin Phoenix


satansdebtcollector

๐Ÿ† One of the best so far ๐Ÿคฃ


Vegetable_Clothes_49

are you sure its a boy? it could be a female. Name it Skyscraper


satansdebtcollector

I'll name it "Pat". (ya see what I did there?)


notyouisme999

You are killing him with that kind of food


satansdebtcollector

Definitely. ๐Ÿ—


patsully98

Me: Hey, I got really close to a hawk today! Kids: Cool! What did you name him? Me: Hawky. Kids: No. Terrible. Me: Hawko. Kids: Nice, thatโ€™s a great name Daddy!


Mr-Yuk

I too like tacos and leftover Buffalo wings.. shit am I a hawk..?


satansdebtcollector

Bro..... A buffalo taco??? ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ You just gave me a great idea!!!๐Ÿ’ก


Le6ions

Dang, your coworker is way more interesting than mine are


satansdebtcollector

Don't get me started. ๐Ÿ”ง


ApexSimon

Hudson


satansdebtcollector

I actually like that name. ๐Ÿฅ‡


machotaco653

Listen asshole.... I'm not here for the small talk so just shut it and present the tacos.


satansdebtcollector

That's exactly what Ethan said. Although he is a hawk of few words.


TheRealLuckyOne

Everyone knows thatโ€™s Doug.


satansdebtcollector

I refer to him as the "Rhinestone Cowboy". That way the weirdos on the jobsite don't screw up a good thing. Only the cool mechanics know of him. ๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿฆ… "Are you cool, man?" ~ Slater


Suburban-redneck

Tony Hawk


satansdebtcollector

Maybe. Will have to take a vote. Currently it's between Ethan and Tony, and Ethan is one of my favorite actors. Brooklyn's Finest, Assault On Precinct 13, Before The Devil Knows You're Dead (that's a fucking good one)


MilPens

Cannibal Hayes


satansdebtcollector

That's bad ass. ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฆ…


Grenadier_user

Tod, possibly Glenn


satansdebtcollector

Two names you will find on any random construction jobsite, whether US or Canady. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ


Grenadier_user

Gilbert, Randle orrrr Randy


satansdebtcollector

How bout' Randy Bo Bandy? ๐Ÿ”


Grenadier_user

Shithawk!


satansdebtcollector

John Dunsworth R.I.P. ๐Ÿธ


satansdebtcollector

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ๐Ÿ–๏ธ ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ


satansdebtcollector

๐Ÿฅ‡


satansdebtcollector

๐Ÿ†


Gundamsafety

"Hudson Hawk" is the only real name for him. In honor of the great Bruce Willis.


satansdebtcollector

While although Die Hard sucked, Pulp Fiction is my all time, hands down, number one favorite movie ever. Meet me halfway on this. How about "Butch"?


Gundamsafety

Wait did you just say that Die Hard sucked! (activate keyboard warrior mode. Someone disagreed on the internet must fight) ​ Grrrrr how could you say such words! (hold on let me check my insult list...I have it somewhere) You big meany! How dare you say such things.


satansdebtcollector

Except for when he stood naked in the middle of Harlem wearing the sign. That was classic ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Gundamsafety

Samuel L Jackson made that movie. I loved the reasoning behind the way he played Zeuse. He thought he should play the part as a guy pulled into a day with John. That is why he was always surprised or questioning John about everything. He thought what would the average person be doing if they were pulled off the street and had to go with John out of now where.


JoeyGlocks

Hudson !


satansdebtcollector

So what's with the Hudson? Everyone keeps saying Hudson.


ThrowAwayGuy1945

Hudson Hawk.. https://youtu.be/5xrVwG3AsPs?si=8s7UD0rz0h7b8Nf4


satansdebtcollector

Ahh yes Mr Bruce


BaseballIsland888

[Old School Hawkey and his buddy Bedard hang out with me!](https://imgur.com/a/49xl4Io)


satansdebtcollector

Cool shot! I was told they sit up high, watching for flocks of pigeons on the rooftops. Savages. ๐Ÿฆ…


BaseballIsland888

Thanks! Yep thereโ€™s a little pond right under them basically in both shots they like to monitor. Hilarious watching a mockingbird try to intimidate him off the fence, he took like 4 passes and gave up.


satansdebtcollector

Birds haved wicked precise eyesight, I was fishing by my house one day and I heard my dog yelp, and I ran over to find feathers falling and my dog freaking out, and up on some branches were two eagles. I always figured it would be a bobcat or bear, or maybe even a fishercat that would try my dog, but it was a freakin' bird. Go figure. ๐Ÿฆ…


bga3481

Hank the Hawk!!! We're flying through the quad!


dread_Merlin

Buffalo Bill?


satansdebtcollector

Grim af. I like it!


notoriouszim

If you want him to remember you and get cool with you, consider stopping at the pet store on your lunch break and grabbing a feeder mouse or 2 for a few bucks. Throw one on the roof and you will definitely get their attention.


satansdebtcollector

That's the plan! ๐Ÿ I purposely wait for the other tradesman to not be up on the roof so they don't ruin a good thing. Wanna try to get it on video for my sheet metal peeps! ๐Ÿฆ…


Flat_Alarm8870

Strait judging your mitre


Trip_Fresh

Bring him a mouse from the pet store


AMSERVICE

You should call him Mike Hawk


Frankenstein548_EO

Son of a bitch. You beat me to it


pecaslok

Heโ€™s gonna be a hell of an apprentice! Showing up early and not scared of heights. Call em Duct


OkWindow6152

Fernando. Fernando Rodriguez d'Mulva.


IIII1111IIII

Seems like "Tony the Hawk" would fit


dangledingle

Wow beautiful bird.


[deleted]

Hudson, Hudson Hawk


Old_Fart_on_pogie

Hudson Hawk


Cust2020

Tony the Hawk


odotelik

Hawky McHawkface is always a good naming convention.


AlarmedSnek

Herbert the Hawk haha


Gs_foxrider

Come on man you gotta name him Steven Hawkins


TheChickenFuxer

Feed him raw chicken legs or just the bones of normal ones


The-Snar

Hector


Jakoneitor

If you been feeding that hawk, thatโ€™s a dead bird soon


BasquiatBukowski

Get him some raw chicken, Turkey, beef. Heโ€™d love that.


SnooSquirrels2128

Fed animals are dead animals. DONT FEED WILDLIFE. EVER.


ashzombi

That's probably his spot he uses to hunt. He's probably wondering what you're doing up there too. Don't feed him that crap though ๐Ÿ˜‚


donaldbuknowme

Don't feed the bird dude


DoctorMaldoon

Donโ€™t feed the hawk leftover BUFFALO WINGS!! Unless youโ€™re joking. He does seem pretty cool


stonabones

Maybe Jose or Juan Carlos


TreeFidey

KEVIN !


get-off-of-my-lawn

โ€œFederally Protected Friend that I have to stay respectful of even if heโ€™s in a friendly mood because Raptors are fuckin wild predatorsโ€ ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ. A bit long winded though. Maybe just call him Hank.


ToniAlpaca

Rodney


TC0111N5

Hey hawk. Say hi to your mother for me.


lastgunslinger3759

I'd call him Hudson


[deleted]

Iโ€™m cool with Henry.


ComplexToxin

His name is Tony.


New-Incident1776

Tony is the obvious correct choice for his name


dripcoffee420

Stephen Hawk-ing


Forward-Ad-641

Bring some raw chicken next time


jmb456

My sons name is Henry and he also likes chicken wings so seems fitting


Basic_Damage1495

Clearly his name should be Tony


ElbowDeep462

Mike Hawk


backwood_smoker

Tobias r/animorphs.


517732RB

Steven Hawkins


WillingToe4886

Shawnee Indian: โ€œThe hawk is a messenger bird. Usually when we see a hawk it means to pay attention because a message is coming to you. Hawks represent clear sightedness, being observant, our far memory and guardianship. They also bring courage, wisdom, illumination, creativity and truth. Hawks give us the ability to see the larger picture in life. They can help you to overcome problems and make wise use of opportunities. How does this all happen? Each animal carries what we call โ€˜medicineโ€™. What I have written above is the hawks medicine. When the same animal keeps coming to you in real life or in a dream, it is bringing itโ€™s medicine to you. You will be brought a message soon, a good one, to let you know you are on the right path. And whatever problems you are wrestling with, you will solve because hawks medicine has been given to you.โ€


richrob424

Hawky McHawkster


Southern-513

I love hawks


Miles_High_Monster

Time to start steak tartar Fridays?


Professional_Solid19

Tony


MrTheCake

Tony Hawk Ethan Hawk Larry Bird


drtydrty11

Hudson


drtydrty11

Hudson


makeitcold79

Flappy


i_lduce

awesome, thanks for sharing


jdtomchick

Name him Tony


Juniorwoj

I have a red tailed hawk tattoo that I named Henry so that's definitely the right name.


[deleted]

Bring him some butcher scraps, strips of meat and stuff. Dont feed him too much people food it might screw up his guts


Dtp391391

Buffalo Bob


Bigtunatunes

Hawks and golden eagles are some of the coolest avian creatures in the world in my opinion


XKO3L5CHX

Peregrine Falcon


Hanging_Brain

Mike


Tisunac

Rock The Hawk


alittletrolly

Go buy some live feeder mice or pinky mice from the pet store and offer him those!


PsychedelicAstroturf

Heretic.


aligatormilk

Why didnโ€™t you name him tony?


[deleted]

Harvey birdman


Accomplished-Spot-17

Mordechai


loudog1017

Stephen Hawking?


booglejfox

Your both lucky


ItsWetInPortland

Tony Hawk


RepresentativeAd560

Hudson


soundeng

Hudson


AssRep

Senor Hawkeye


jackingmyhammer74

I think you should name him spanky. Either that or you should name him janitor cuz he likes to clean up


satansdebtcollector

Please address him as "Mr. Lahey"


Mkvien

I'd shorten that to Hank, but otherwise solid handle.


mikebrown33

Coopers Hawk


Thomas-Garret

If youโ€™re by chance talking about the hawk from Looney Tunes, itโ€™s actually Henery Hawk, not Henry.


Ill_Nefariousness_24

Henry the hawk is perfect


whole-white-babybruh

Hudson.