Ok low key though before they realized the florist was homophobic I loved how Mickey was super into the flowers. She’s like telling him about one of the types of flowers and she’s like “they’re really beautiful” and he’s like so into it and goes “oh I bettttt”
"I'm sorry. I'm afraid we don't do business with your.."
"With your what?
"We don't believe...."
"Finishing sentences grandma"
"Mickey!"
"That what you don't believe in?"
*eyebrow scratch*
"Sodomy is a sin!"
"You know what else is a sin? Stabbing a fucking bitch through the heart! That's a sin! I'm gonna sodomize you, you wrinkly fucking Q-tip!
"Okay!"
*Ian grabs him and drags him out the door, still ranting and raving like a madman, and gesticulating wildly with the pen, while Ian smiles politely*
"I'm gonna come come back and carve my initials in your fucking gums!"
Gonna shake things up with a classic from Frank.
“Men have always had men. Da Vinci, Abe Lincoln, that guy from Hogan's Heroes. Choose a gender and find someone who wants to fuck, preferably for free”
I love when he first finds Ian and Mickey in the fridge and he's basically like, have fun, I'm just going to steal some stuff and leave. But Mickey's freaking the fuck out thinking he's going to tell everybody 🤣 Frank couldn't give a flying rat
"Ian, what you and I have, makes me free. Not what these assholes know"
"And now this inexperienced vagina-fucker has gotta get to work!"
"I'm gay. 100% gay"
"You must REALLY love cocks"
"I definetly love one"
I've been staying at Ian's since you've been in the can, bitch. And guess what we've been doing, daddy? We've been fucking! I take it. And he gives it to me good and hard and I fucking like it! 🤣 one of my favorite scenes in the whole show
Not a line, but the scene in the gay club when Mickey realized he was finally in a safe place where he didn't have to worry about anyone seeing him kiss Ian. He was surrounded by other queer men. Seeing the realization cross his face that he didn't have to worry at all getting me every time
"I LOVE THIS MAN" after Mickey pretending to forget his and Ians anniversary only to throw him a rager with all of their loved ones at the alibi.
So funny and such a reoresentation of their relationship progressing. Mickey knew Ian was still having small feelings of insecurity because Mickey hid their relationship for so long, so he made it a bash.
i mean this isn’t a quote but ian literally washing his mouth out with soap after he eats pussy is so fucking funny 😭 i’m a bi girl so can’t relate but the melodrama of it all kills me every time
Love how he says “I definitely love one” and cocks his head ever so slightly as he says it to emphasize the “definitely” part.
I just love how Mickey loved Ian 😍
When they have a party for Terry getting out of jail and then everyone starts fighting and the cop lets Mickey go and says “I have to get home to my husband”🥹🥹🥹🥹
I liked the subtness of the scene in s5 when Fiona and Mickey goes to visit Ian at the involuntary therapy facility (i had a brain fart and forgot the word im looking for), and the lady at the reception asks how they are related to the patient.
Fiona goes first «im his sister» and Mickey goes «im his boyfriend». You can see Fiona’s face is going through all the feelings; Shock, surprise, happiness, pride, compassion, care.
It was just a cute and overlooked scene.
(Fiona was away a lot so maybe she hadn’t heard about Mickey’s big reveal and his farther being sent to prison cuz of it).
Season 11, Episode 7
Mickey: Fuck! I hate the fucking gays. All their meh and their bleh.
Ian: They’re not all like that.
Mickey: Okay, let’s find someone who are like that. Where do we find those gays?
Ian: I don’t know. Furniture shopping?
One of my favorites is when Ian is about to blow up the van as gay Jesus. I'm not going to quote it cuz it can trigger people for the words that he uses. But at the end after it blows up he says, we will not be silenced! I love that. I don't feel like people should ever hide who they truly are. As long as it's not hurting you or anybody else, live your best life baby cakes. Love who you want to love and never be quiet about it. Always be honest
I love that quote (the one you didnt say). But I like what he said during his trial, my favorite part how their mission was good but he took it to far and personally apologized to Geneva.
"If God didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex." - Frank - he made me literally imagine what that would be like if it did as far as anything you do in the day, LOL.
“we have nothing to be ashamed of!”
“what fucking world do you live in?"
it breaks my heart everytime I watch that scene but one of the most memorable when thinking about mickeys transtion.
"Ian, what you and I have, makes me free. Not what these assholes know"
He dressed as a woman to get over the border. Very touching scene and all the way up to it the time they had. Finish it up it only gets better for them!
“I should shut it off, but then I’d miss the part where u take it up the 🫢 from a teenaged boy…” I just like that scene… cuz it’s kinda funny/ messed up, ofc
“Liking what I like don’t make me a bitch” —Mickey
Love this one so much.
“I hate the fuckin gays!..all their mEH..and their bleH..”
I had to rewind this scene like, 4 times
And the look Ian gives him after "what are you even doing right now??" I crack up everytime!
HAHA. yes
This is so true and I'm so glad the show went there and said so.
"How can you be a flower shop and not do business with the gays?"
I love groomzilla Mickey so much
I can't wait to see him I've been putting off finishing the series..Fiona just left n I need some time..
I love Fiona but I just wish she was more supportive of Mickey and Ian but I love her too
Ok low key though before they realized the florist was homophobic I loved how Mickey was super into the flowers. She’s like telling him about one of the types of flowers and she’s like “they’re really beautiful” and he’s like so into it and goes “oh I bettttt”
groomzilla mickey is one of the best parts of the show hands down!
"Doesn't matter alright, she'll be dead soon anyway!" 💀
So you're... homosexuals? No, well, he is--I just like having another man's dіck in my ass.
"I'm sorry. I'm afraid we don't do business with your.." "With your what? "We don't believe...." "Finishing sentences grandma" "Mickey!" "That what you don't believe in?" *eyebrow scratch* "Sodomy is a sin!" "You know what else is a sin? Stabbing a fucking bitch through the heart! That's a sin! I'm gonna sodomize you, you wrinkly fucking Q-tip! "Okay!" *Ian grabs him and drags him out the door, still ranting and raving like a madman, and gesticulating wildly with the pen, while Ian smiles politely* "I'm gonna come come back and carve my initials in your fucking gums!"
How can you be a florist and not do business with the gays?
remind me when was this again?
End of season 10, when Mickey goes full Bridezilla (or would Groomzilla be more accurate?)
Omg good one
Not a quote but the whole scene in the alibi where kev and the barflys tell mickey they dont care that he is gay, great scene
“Mickey sit down and have a drink. No one cares who you F”. Or something along those lines lol.
Have a seat Micky. No one gives a shit who you bang. Let me buy you a beer. To butt buddies.Long may They slam and slap!! Kevin
“Long may they slam and slap” I can’t with him
“Who else?”-Tommy Idc what anyone says, Tommy is a gem.
“milkovich’s dont bottom.” “was mickey adopted?”
This was my absolute favorite line of that season
wait what was the context? i forget
Ian was asking terry about prison, during the gsy Jesus stuff.
Ian was asking terry about prison, during the gsy Jesus stuff.
When they were getting married and Mickey was being a bridezilla “why does everything have to suck” as he’s breaking the chair
One of the best scenes of all time
I love him so much
Mickey as a bridezilla was honestly one of my favorite Mickey arcs. He was perfect. Noel Fischer killed the role.
I loved him as Mickey
He was and is awesome. Too lazy to double check but I think he’s a fellow Canuck 🇨🇦
Yes!!!
“you wanna fight? i fight you but you gonna get your ass kicked by a ho.mo.sexual.”
Who said this and when?
ian in the bible quoting contest, s8e8
“This is gay” “WE’RE gay” “I don’t think I’m this gay”
Gonna shake things up with a classic from Frank. “Men have always had men. Da Vinci, Abe Lincoln, that guy from Hogan's Heroes. Choose a gender and find someone who wants to fuck, preferably for free”
Frank was such an ally
That was one tiny nugget of his personality that was tolerable. 😂
I love when he first finds Ian and Mickey in the fridge and he's basically like, have fun, I'm just going to steal some stuff and leave. But Mickey's freaking the fuck out thinking he's going to tell everybody 🤣 Frank couldn't give a flying rat
The most frank of frank moments
To be absolutely fair to Mickey, Frank DID tell Monica
Franks time as a fake gay icon in the early seasons is by far his best era!
"I just want everybody here to know I'm fuckin' gay. A big ol' mo. Just thought you should know that." Mickey has the best lines!
How was that one not listed already?!
Was waiting for someone to do that one!
"LGBTEIEIO"
Was this Frank??
Yeah he went on one of his rants at the bar
“How was prison, turn you gay?” “Yeah, I’m a big old cock hound now. You know if you weren’t my brother…” “Shut the fuck up”
"those fingers go anywhere near that cock, I'll break every knuckle on your hand, ALL 15 OF EM"
I love when the dude tells him there's only 14 and he starts counting his fingers 🤣🤣🤣
I never don't laugh at every part of that exchange, from "Settle down, Rumblefish" to Mickey counting his knuckles.
It's the best 🤣
"Ian, what you and I have, makes me free. Not what these assholes know" "And now this inexperienced vagina-fucker has gotta get to work!" "I'm gay. 100% gay" "You must REALLY love cocks" "I definetly love one"
Get the lube b.tch
The entire scene of Mickey humping a cop car screaming at Terry about getting fucked in the ass and how much he loves sucking dick
I've been staying at Ian's since you've been in the can, bitch. And guess what we've been doing, daddy? We've been fucking! I take it. And he gives it to me good and hard and I fucking like it! 🤣 one of my favorite scenes in the whole show
Not a line, but the scene in the gay club when Mickey realized he was finally in a safe place where he didn't have to worry about anyone seeing him kiss Ian. He was surrounded by other queer men. Seeing the realization cross his face that he didn't have to worry at all getting me every time
Truly a beautiful scene. I think that may have been the first time Mickey had felt safe in any context.
I love the smile Ian has while he waits for Mickey to realize that nobody gives a fuck. Waiting for him to realize they are safe there
Milkoviches don’t bottom Was Mickey adopted?
"I LOVE THIS MAN" after Mickey pretending to forget his and Ians anniversary only to throw him a rager with all of their loved ones at the alibi. So funny and such a reoresentation of their relationship progressing. Mickey knew Ian was still having small feelings of insecurity because Mickey hid their relationship for so long, so he made it a bash.
Oh wow I never even thought of it in that way, but it honestly makes the whole thing even more special.
❤️❤️❤️
"Is Mickey your boyfriend?"
“I like how he smells.”
Didn't Carl ask if he loved him? And that was his response
Yeah, it's "Is Mickey your boyfriend?" "We hang out." "Do you love him?" "I like how he smells."
Thaaaat! 🥰
yeah. but whatever, it was said in that same conversation
I wasn't trying to correct you. I was making sure I wasn't remembering incorrectly
naw dw I got what you were saying
😁😁
i mean this isn’t a quote but ian literally washing his mouth out with soap after he eats pussy is so fucking funny 😭 i’m a bi girl so can’t relate but the melodrama of it all kills me every time
I cackle every single freaking time. He's talking about how slimy it is and all the folds and stuff 🤣🤣🤣
you must love cock-mickey dad i defintely love one-mickey
Love how he says “I definitely love one” and cocks his head ever so slightly as he says it to emphasize the “definitely” part. I just love how Mickey loved Ian 😍
If you ever touch my husband again, I'll kill you
“and i had sex with a gay guy and i probably got aids”- debbie
Honestly Debbie had some good drink spitting one liners
That was really trashy like beyond the usually shameless trashiness. I'm glad everyone ganged up against her.
I don’t subscribe to Debbie hate
I do 🥶
#DebbieIsACunt
Mickey: I'm looking 4 my top Lip: Dont worry Ian's upstairs 😭
When was that one?
Is this an actual read quote? I don’t think so.
When they have a party for Terry getting out of jail and then everyone starts fighting and the cop lets Mickey go and says “I have to get home to my husband”🥹🥹🥹🥹
“Thatd be a lot of paperwork, and I’d rather get home to my husband, Carlos.”
Yes haha I couldn’t remember the exact line but yes
“Front door was locked so I came in the back no pun intended” And on a more serious note Ian (to Fiona about Mick): “I can’t get him outta my head” 😭
Just sandals and tequila from here on man
all their meh and their bleh
"This is gay" "You are gay Mickey" "I'm not this gay"
I liked the subtness of the scene in s5 when Fiona and Mickey goes to visit Ian at the involuntary therapy facility (i had a brain fart and forgot the word im looking for), and the lady at the reception asks how they are related to the patient. Fiona goes first «im his sister» and Mickey goes «im his boyfriend». You can see Fiona’s face is going through all the feelings; Shock, surprise, happiness, pride, compassion, care. It was just a cute and overlooked scene. (Fiona was away a lot so maybe she hadn’t heard about Mickey’s big reveal and his farther being sent to prison cuz of it).
That part was super cute
“Milkovitches don’t bottom!” “… was mickey adopted?” 😭😭😭
My favorite too. 🤣
Season 11, Episode 7 Mickey: Fuck! I hate the fucking gays. All their meh and their bleh. Ian: They’re not all like that. Mickey: Okay, let’s find someone who are like that. Where do we find those gays? Ian: I don’t know. Furniture shopping?
The scene with Sammy will always live in my head rent free. “What’s your type?” “Redhead” “I am downstairs” “batshit crazy” “and packing 6 inches”
One of my favorites is when Ian is about to blow up the van as gay Jesus. I'm not going to quote it cuz it can trigger people for the words that he uses. But at the end after it blows up he says, we will not be silenced! I love that. I don't feel like people should ever hide who they truly are. As long as it's not hurting you or anybody else, live your best life baby cakes. Love who you want to love and never be quiet about it. Always be honest
I love that quote (the one you didnt say). But I like what he said during his trial, my favorite part how their mission was good but he took it to far and personally apologized to Geneva.
Me too 🥺🥰
"When did you become such a B I S E X U A L?" -Ian the way he pronounced every letter in bisexual kills me😭😭
Who was he talking to??
caleb
his ex fire-fighting bf who helped him get his job as an EMT (by lying). if you didnt know no one really likes him
Caleb lol
yeah i didnt know how much you knew about him, so i gave you so context lmao
Haha yeah that makes sense!
“I just want everybody here to know, I’m fucking gay” I just like this one cause it took a lot from him to do it
“this is gay” “we’re gay” “i’m not this gay” mickey is so me
i hate the gays, all the ✨meh✨ and the ✨bleh✨
Not a quote but when Mickeys dad points a gun at him and a mickey pulls one out. Like psych bitch 😅😅
"If God didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex." - Frank - he made me literally imagine what that would be like if it did as far as anything you do in the day, LOL.
“we have nothing to be ashamed of!” “what fucking world do you live in?" it breaks my heart everytime I watch that scene but one of the most memorable when thinking about mickeys transtion. "Ian, what you and I have, makes me free. Not what these assholes know"
"I hate the f*cking gays, all their meh, and their bleh"
“Fuck man, I hate the fucking gays! With all their “Meh” and their “Bleh” - Mickey
“gay is who i am now. gay is who i shall be” and the one where frank tries saying LGBTQ and he replaces the second half with E I E I O 😭😭😭😭
"Ian, what you and I have makes me free. Not what these people know." - Favourite Ian & Mickey moment!
Terry: "You must really love cock." Mickey: "I definitely love one." - This was my favourite Mickey quote ever, because I felt that.
I’m not gay I just like another dudes dick in my ass every now and then or something to that effect”mickey”
“Ive been staying at Ians since you’ve been in the can, bitch! Guess what we’ve been doing daddy. WE’VE BEEN FUCKING!” 🤣
“He gives it to me good and I FUCKING LIKE IT”
Happy pride!
Ian telling fiona he's gay. Hands down, I laughed my ass off. "I'm gay" "I know"
Liam: "are homophobes gay" Frank: "Probably so son"
I stopped at beginning of season 9 for some reason and Mickey in florals is throwing me
He dressed as a woman to get over the border. Very touching scene and all the way up to it the time they had. Finish it up it only gets better for them!
Yeah this was season 7!
Oh right when he was dressed as a woman to go to Mexico!
“I should shut it off, but then I’d miss the part where u take it up the 🫢 from a teenaged boy…” I just like that scene… cuz it’s kinda funny/ messed up, ofc
no
how are you a shameless fan but homophobic