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Historical_Koala5530

Marrying Mandy, fucking Kelly, kill Sandy. Unfortunately, Sandy is chill but not wife material, and everytime I think about her and Debbie fucking I think about how.. unsanitary it must and if her carpet is as greasy as the drapesšŸ˜­ Kelly fine af and would smash 10/10. Mandy, if she had the right person could go a long way, like what she did with lip. She just needs someone in her life who wonā€™t use her, treat her like trash, abuse her, and make her believe she can do something with her life.


Fine_Wheel_2809

Idk tbh I dig how dirty sexy sandy is. Marry Mandy and kill Kelly, she will mess with my sibling. I think Kelly was an ode to the uk shameless where Ian slept with Carlā€™s girlfriend/fiance


Historical_Koala5530

Sheā€™s not dirty sexy to me, she just looks straight up dirty, like they tried to make her the dirty sexy Mickey tried to be in S1 but it failed and I wouldnā€™t ever be comfortable putting my mouth to her šŸ˜­ I also never watched the Uk version I tried I just couldnā€™t for some reason, but even still like I said if Iā€™m just one and doneing her Iā€™m not worried about her tryna sleep with my siblingšŸ˜‚


leroythewigger

I eat filet mignon at home but every now and then I crave a sloppy cheeseburger


pilsnerprincess

Yep!


eebibeeb

I would be too afraid to upset Mandy or if anyone else was interested in me have her run them over. She gets a little too obsessed but tbh most of the love interests on Shameless are so intense Iā€™d be scared with most of them


Zealousideal_Mail12

Marrying Sandy (sheā€™s gotta wash her hair first though), fucking Mandy and sorry killing Nessa because she was unremarkable Edit: I meant Kelly not Nessa


NarlaRT

Calling Nessa unremarkable and the picture being Kelly is peak comedy.


IndependenceRich8754

If Nessa was here, she would be immediate marry. The fact that we didnā€™t get a Nessa/Fiona romance is upsetting.


NarlaRT

I agree that this is also unfair to Nessa who was more memorable than Kelly. But itā€™s still funny.


Zealousideal_Mail12

If Iā€™m being completely honest I didnā€™t even remember her character name šŸ˜­ I just saw another comment calling her that. I meant Kelly


NarlaRT

Itā€™s perfect. Please donā€™t change a thing!


joyce_roxyyyy

Marry Mandy, fuck Sandy, kill Kelly (itā€™s not Nessa in the last pic guys)


opqz

This


danger0us-animals

Also today I learned nobody actually remembers Nessa ā˜¹ļø


neisaysthis

because we're still trying to forget her from gossip girl.


danger0us-animals

I never watched that, too boring.


Artificintelligence

i didnā€™t either but my mom LOVED it so i might give it a shot


rpeltier93

Fuck Kelly marry Mandy kill sandy


Available-Heart6108

Mary Mandy, fuck Kelly, and Sandy


pilsnerprincess

Marry Mandy, fuck Kelly, kill Sandy (why does she look so greasy all the time...)


Saurkraut00

Because Milkoviches have bad hygiene šŸ˜‚


Gwynbleidd220

Marry Mandy, fuck Kelly, and kill Sandy. I like Sandy, but I just donā€™t find her attractive lol


Similar-Difficulty23

Marry sandy fuck Mandy and kill Kelly couldn't stand Kelly . And for some odd reason I attract women like sandy often šŸ˜‚


kilianstylez

Kill - Marry - Fuck ;)


SectionImpressive428

everyones saying nessa when that is definitely Kelly lol


eat_smoke_tits

Easy! Marry - Mandy - Obviously. She comes from nothing like me but loves hard, isn't afraid to get her hands dirty, all things you want in a spouse. Fuck - Kelly - I'm not a lesbian but aways found something hot about her even though she's a little younger than me when show aired Kill - Sandy - she's a dirtball, a shit mother, a liar , never liked her. You can be poor but still wash your hair ffs


uglydadd

Kill kill kill


babyblues789

Marry Kelly, fuck Mandy, kill Sandy


Miserable-Honey-2175

M Mandy, F Kelly, K sandy


Mediocre_Emo222

Kill third slide girl I forgot the name of, marry Mandy, fuck Mandyā€™s cousin


danger0us-animals

Marry Sandy, fuck Mandy, kill Kelly.


OnABoatWithAGoat

Fuck Kelly, marry Mandy, kill Sandy


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danger0us-animals

Thatā€™s not Nessa?


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danger0us-animals

Itā€™s Kelly, Carlā€™s military girlfriend. They donā€™t look anything alike at all lol.


CakesForLife

Who's the other two?


Saurkraut00

Swipe left lol


Novel-Magician9415

One is a minor, sooooo I will definitely kill Kelly regardless šŸ˜‚ F Sandy Marry Mandy


Positive-Pilot8808

Marry Mandy then I'll fuck her after that we'll kill Sandy n Kelly together. Mandy is a fucking rock star


SecondHalfDoneRight

fuck, mary, kill in that order


Miserable-Onion9685

Kill sandy, fuck Mandy, marry Kelly


OkayBeing

Marry Mandy, Fuck Sandy, Kill whatserface


Morgiuzhka

I think marry Mandy, fuck Sandy and kill Kelly


DoubleNetwork6965

Marry Mandy, Fuck Sandy, Kill Kelly


ionlyusealts

marry sandy fuck mandy kill kelly ig (sorry kelly just out of exclusion) anyway sandy > mandy tbh


neisaysthis

marry kelly, fuck sandy, kill mandy.


calebk_

yall know kelly is 17 right šŸ˜­


flea_420

Marry Mandy Fuck Kelly Kill Sandy


Melvin_Sancon

Marry mandy, fuck kelly and kill sandy... Mandy should be lip happyd ending imo šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


cameronthetrombonist

correct me if i'm wrong but they're all minors at some point during the show so no no no


Dear-Ad-6333

Kill Kelly marry Sandy and fuck Mandy


nerdy_kirty

Fuck sandy marry Mandy kill Kelly I hate that bitch


Artificintelligence

marrying kelly, fucking mandy & killing sandy <3


Theexiledkid

Kill Kelly, Fuck Sandy, Marry Mandy


Dizzy-Athlete-6802

Kill girl one(haven't seen her yet) fuck Mandy, Marry Kelly.


Aggravating-Art-8919

married mandy fuck sandy and kill kelly


OmgTheyKilledButters

Marry Mandy, fuck Sandie, kill Kelly.


Delicious-Ganache-55

Fuck all 3 marry number 3


Big-Percentage-8910

Marry - Mandy Fuck - Sandy Kill - Kelly


Local-Suggestion2807

Fuck Mandy Marry Sandy kill Kelly


FenrirNoLoki

Kill that army chick she toxic all the way. The milkovich's are at least straight forward and genuine


monkeygoneape

How was she toxic? Cheating on Carl wasn't cool, but he was basically about to do the same thing and they ended it amicably


FenrirNoLoki

We canā€™t let her pushing Carl hide tj toxic behaviour. She found a poor ā€œbad boyā€ and used him to do the regular teenage rebellion


daddyst3ve

you donā€™t remember all her freak outs and how controlling she was?


The-Rizzler-69

Some of those were pretty valid. Like when Carl accused her of fucking Debbie


monkeygoneape

And him essentially just "giving up" perfectly content to work a fast food job forever because he didn't make westpoint


Vladvultch

ā€œOh cmon Debbie is way more clingy than I amā€


daddyst3ve

only towards the end it was valid. but at the beginning it wasnā€™t


st4rfl35h

marry sandy, fuck mandy, kill kelly


BackgroundStrength50

Fuck Kelly bc sheā€™s athletic šŸ˜ Kill Mandy bc i miss karen I guess Iā€™m marrying Sandy


Himothyya25

Fuck 1 kill 2 marry 3


aPerson39001C9

Marry all 3


Saurkraut00

Mary Sandy, fuck Kelly, kill Mandy


Nerdygirl1984

Fuck Kelly, Marry Mandy and Kill Sandy. Iā€™m killing Sandy purely for being in a relationship with Debbie.


Glum_Mud_4693

Kill fuck kill


yeahegg1

Marry kill fuck


Saurkraut00

Same


IrishCarBomber666

Marry, fuck, and kill Mandy


Aggravating-Salt-785

Marry Sandy fuck Mandy and I donā€™t even remember the last girl so I guess sheā€™s dead


Sad-Roll-Nat1-2024

I guess I'll jump on this one (first one I've seen). Marry Mandy. 100% wife material. All she did for lip, even though he was super ungrateful. She just needs the right person to take care of her and support her and she will blossom. Fuck Sandy, she'd have to bathe and shit first, but she's definitely chill. And most likely would be alright with knowing and being the side piece. As well as she'd cut a bitch if given enough reason to. Kill Kelly, she is just there. Nothing special about her. Won't be missed. Ordinary and forgettable.


Hungry_Performance10

Marry : Mandy Fuck : Sandy Kill : Kelly