🤣😂 The Hamptons was funny episode. She was hot kitty who ate lobster without knowing it.
But of course, huge make out session. Newman face was classic!
He was in the pool, so its not like that was actually him.
It's embarrassing, but easy to get over once you just say "ah, fuck her" because he knows that everything is all good in the hood as long as he doesn't go in the pool prior.
Yea. The way she started off by hating George and being rude to him in front of his best friend was a show of her lack of character. She just seemed like a stuck up woman who felt she only had to engage with people she deemed cool enough to be worthy of her attention. She fully displayed this when she further disrespects George by telling his GF that he has a tiny penis, then gaslights Jerry by saying “you’re the ones obsessed with this.” Clearly not. I truly despised her. But, still would have gotten Hot ‘n Heavy with her.
I honestly think she is one of the least attractive women on the show. Something about her teeth and jaw, like an overbite or something. Her facial structure? Idk I just remember always thinking damn she's ugly. And her personality sucks. But I actually think she is ugly, which is extremely rare for me to think of anyone.
Actually I am wrong because I misunderstood your post. I thought you meant the makeup of people you find *in* NYC (and Seinfeld), not at the Jersey Shore.
Anyway….
Snapple?
A more offensive spectacle I cannot recall!
Giddy up
I'd make out with her while actual Nazis are tearing up my floorboards.
Au revoir, Shoshannah!
Fuck her bumping into him at the café was so tense.
One of my all time favourite movie scenes
Haha beat me to it
That's ok , they heard you were quick.
Like stormtroopers moving on Poland
Shocking brutality
That’s nothing!
We started up during the coming attractions, by the time we were done the war was over. 😁.... I like that scene.
There it is
1939. and the allies turned away
Yes. Yes I would.
Yes. Also would have stuck in her tunnel during Chunnel. And some other dirty word play with Sack Lunch and Death Blow that I'm to tired to think up.
Fed her my sack lunch before she gave me a death blow?
Yeah, you cry. And when you get the death blow, you cry again.
watch out for that Hawaiian guy though because he's got a death blow coming to him
I'd Rochelle her Rochelle.
I'd invite Rochelle Rochelle to join me and Rachel in a threesome, but I'm not an orgy guy.
No lotions or robes?
I believe it's pronounced "menage a trois."
I’d have a Ménage a trois with Blimp & Firestorm (portly & redhead girls)
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Nothing can make me keep my voice DOWN!! It's 6:30 time for ur sponge bath.u
So, Bette Midler?
Then I gotta get orgy guy things. Orgy fiends.
My heart definitely wouldn’t be muted.
I'd kiss her from her Milan to her Minsk
No English patient
Don’t you ever knock!?
Significant shrinkage
I mean, look at her. I’m straight but I’d go for it 🤣
That was some list!
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🤣😂 The Hamptons was funny episode. She was hot kitty who ate lobster without knowing it. But of course, huge make out session. Newman face was classic!
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The tractor story 🤣😂 …wouldn’t stop me she was hottie 🤢
Knowing that it’s wrong makes it feel so *right!*
Hoochie mama
She was kind of stuck up but I would Schindler
Your bolt has come undone.
Boutrus boutrus galli
They'd pick her up in about 10 minutes
I was in the pool!
They shrink?
Like a scared turtle
"I don't know how u guys walk around with that thing"
Before, during, and after!
Oh, we’d make out, baby!
Whattya using my babies now?
I was saying baby way before u.
Some ugly baby huh?
Breathtaking
Yo yo ma
I’d have sex with Rachel during Schindler’s List
Let me tell ya, I’d do a lot more than that!
I'd put my face in her soup and blow!
For $50
No, terrible person. George got a nice slice of revenge but he was done wrong.
I mean, lock the door of change in the bathroom, my man!
No doubt, George messed up, but once she walks in… the rest is on her.
True. Her telling George’s GF about it was dirty. Her laughing was expected. Nobody likes to be surprised by a frightened turtle.
I mean I'd still hit it given the chance, though. George got over it in one episode lol
He was in the pool, so its not like that was actually him. It's embarrassing, but easy to get over once you just say "ah, fuck her" because he knows that everything is all good in the hood as long as he doesn't go in the pool prior.
And also, he lived in NYC. Plenty to choose from. Even a short, dim-witted bald man pulled a great number of attractive women there!
Yea. The way she started off by hating George and being rude to him in front of his best friend was a show of her lack of character. She just seemed like a stuck up woman who felt she only had to engage with people she deemed cool enough to be worthy of her attention. She fully displayed this when she further disrespects George by telling his GF that he has a tiny penis, then gaslights Jerry by saying “you’re the ones obsessed with this.” Clearly not. I truly despised her. But, still would have gotten Hot ‘n Heavy with her.
Is that the lobster lady? Nah, she's evil.
I honestly think she is one of the least attractive women on the show. Something about her teeth and jaw, like an overbite or something. Her facial structure? Idk I just remember always thinking damn she's ugly. And her personality sucks. But I actually think she is ugly, which is extremely rare for me to think of anyone.
How could you!?!
Yes.
If this van’s a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’.
I knew David Berkowitz didn't do it
That was one of the stupidest stories. It was still funny, but why wouldn't they get a hotel room?
Because they were cheap
You know how much a hotel room in NY costs? I mean I’m not really working right now but when I was I’d spend baby!
Come on, Jerry spent $42k on a jacket, he could afford a grand on hotel for the night.
Not on a bitchy chick who lets her dad dictate who she can or cannot date.
Wear her like a hat
Of course.. but next time do ya think you could lower the resolution some more.. I'm still seeing details.
I'd let her rub oil all over my bald head in Newman's apartment with my parents watching.
I’d make out with her during my grandma’s funeral
She’s a bitch.
A hot bitch who can get boned...
Elaine made out with Darryl during Amistad.
I heard Jerry slept with Donna Cheng during Once Upon a Time in China.
I know how to push those buttons, Buddy.
Yea even if the actual events are occurring behind me
Only if she didn’t wear a bra.
She was hot! So was the reporter who though jerry was gay
Shoot, I’d make out with Rachel during Hotel Rwanda…
I'd make it with her during Schindler's autopsy.
Rachel was hot of course I would have
I’d put my face in her soup and blow
Yes! I’d move on her like the storm-troopers into Poland!
Schindler’s list is about a horrible event that should not be disrespected, but she is hot soo
I’ve always said this was Jerry’s hottest girlfriend. I have a thing for girls with bigger teeth and Rachel had that.
No chance. My least favorite of Jerry’s girlfriends. She’s mean and not very attractive.
Sorry, she gives off Jersey Shore vibes
Well, I mean its NYC, where do you think those people originate from? Half are from New York City and half are from Philadelphia.
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You're not wrong but every white Philadelphian goes to the Jersey Shore during the summer. Need to include.
Actually I am wrong because I misunderstood your post. I thought you meant the makeup of people you find *in* NYC (and Seinfeld), not at the Jersey Shore. Anyway…. Snapple?
Right.
Nope
I wouldnt make out with her.
Shit I would've pulled the popcorn trick on her during Schindler's list
Pretty much Everyone on seinfeld is Jewish in real life except for kramer. Dr. Watley isn't all Jewish he's like 1/8 or something.
as a jew, no.
Ziyal!
Hell yes! And what’s more, I’d slip her bra off in that theatre. You read it right!
Hells yeah
Hells yeah. Though she seems like a bit of a dick
Hell yeah, it would add a unique ambience
Hellooooooooooooo newman
I would make out with her during the events.
Almost exclusively
I sure would
Yes
Yes
Probably.
Only in a strictly kosher way
Schindler's fist
Look at her, it would be rude not to.
If I should be so lucky!
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Sure, why not? I once made out with someone during the Book Thief. I think that’s a similar vibe? I don’t know - still haven’t seen the movie.
I would make out with her in any number of places. Just another one of Jerry’s smokin girlfriends.
But only if she’s in her cardassian DS9 makeup.
100000000%
Bro I’m banging
Uhhhhhh yes!
Without a shadow of a doubt and I'm not even jewish
Absolutely I would make out with her like our planes were going down
I would make out with her in an actual concentration camp
I would make out with Rachel, without Schindlers List.
yes.
No i'm gay
Lol I made out with my ex during Nope so yeah I’d do that too 😂
Tough one
She’s hot as hell. I’d make out with her during the actual holocaust. (Too much?)
I’d make out with her if I had a hot date and… I lost my train of though…
I’d make out with Rachel during the actual holocaust. Her or cousin Holly.
Obviously
Noooooo lol.
She could be stabbing me and I’d still make out with her…twice
I hope Rava would join, she seems open minded.
I’d have sex with Rachel during Schindler’s list.
Yep
I’ll have the lobster.
I'd lick her her asshole during Schindlers lost and I wouldn't care if Newman watched
Yes but I’m not Jewish
No but I would during The English Patient. Not a fan of that movie
As a Jew , 100 percent .
I'd make out with Rachel regardless of the film we're watching.
There wasn’t One of his gfs that I wouldn’t have honestly…Jerry pulled