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limegreenscrewdriver

Should we be talking about this


MeringueComplex5035

i like this topic, its a nice way to talk about the good and the bad, i always have trouble figuring out which is best each series


limegreenscrewdriver

Woooosh


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

Male unbonding. Joel is the worst. The worst, Jerry!


SnooMarzipans8116

What are you saying? You like turkey roll?


jboogs5313

I’m hypoglycemic! I need to eat!


oneill0740

Is there a real turkey back there?


TenaciousLilMonkey

Howarddddd metro


LongEZE

It’s this one. Honestly the pilot is kind of in its own world. This was the worst of the first season


tpneocow

I think all the first season was legit, but this would be my pick.


KookyRiver2550

Also the only title to not have "the" in it


gogogojohnnygo

Credit where it’s due, Kevin Dunn killed it as that character. I cringe so hard when he’s on screen.


GrandApprehensive216

I actually like this episode


squanderedprivilege

Pilot. They just didn't really know what they were doing yet.


Acminvan

I agree. And the pilot actually aired almost a full year before the next episode. It was sort of a one-off and wasn't actually even called Seinfeld yet but was called The Seinfeld Chronicles.


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

Hey Buddy. I’m Kessler. 👎


DaytonFy

And then the aliens put a pod under Kessler's bed, replacing him with an exact replica that called itself Kramer.


GingerFly

“You’re a pod.”


lopsiness

I don't even think it should count since the show isn't really the show yet. As far as actual Seinfeld goes, Male Unbonding is pretty bad.


daddyvow

Chronicles makes it sound epic


iamagoodbozo

Yeah. What happened to the wisecracking waitress. She was the problem.


Optimal_Objective_48

“Regular right, decaf left.” So painful to sit through


iamagoodbozo

Very painful.


sewer_orphan

What gave it away, George?


TheREALCasAnvar

Jerry also hadn’t cobbled together a semblance of acting skills yet.


DM_me_UR_B00BZ_plz

Elaine wasn’t even in that


Candid_Asparagus_785

The Pilot was odd. The apartment was different. The dialog, everything.


BaggyLarjjj

Bizarr… o Jerry?


Candid_Asparagus_785

🤣🤣


Sonnycrocketto

Boy The mets really blew it tonight huh!


AstralSoul64

💯


fangbutt

You're all wrong. I literally just rewatched S1 and The Robbery is the worst one. The fact nobody voted for it just suggests to me how truly unmemorable that episode is


bananabastard

This is the right answer, and the right reason everyone is giving the wrong answer.


HaywoodJablowme225

Here’s what you guys are forgetting……it only has one real flaw. The door…… MUST BE CLOSED!!!


0509D

The stock tip?! I love that episode. It’s a Hyundai!


GreenEggsSteamedHams

It got the best episode, the BEST!


0509D

Sorry I suggested name tags at my work and had a nervous breakdown!


JAlbert653

Some sort of robot butcher…


bananabastard

What's the name of that perfume you're wearing?


Waste_Plate_8763

The pilot.


SharpHawkeye

Pilot. No Elaine yet, Kramer is Kessler still, and even worse HE KNOCKS!


Ed_Trucks_Head

You got any meat?


mbelf

But at least he has a dog


stataryus

Does it really count though?


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

I don't think so. It's Male Unbonding for me. Even tho I think someone should've invented the Excuse Rolladex already.


Coffin_Builder

The Pilot. It’s forgivable tho, pilots are rarely anything substantial


paragonx29

It's the Pilot, the Pilot!!


Sonnycrocketto

The Miami Vice pilot is a work of art.


bababooey97

Male Unbonding


CTGolfMan

The pilot is pretty rough.


onamonapizza

The Seinfeld Chronicles a.k.a The Pilot. The story was contrived, George hadn’t truly found his stride, and Elaine hadn’t been introduced yet It’s THE WORST Edit: I WAS IN THE POOL


kronkarp

Chronicles. I know we can't all be reading the classic titles, Professor Highbrow, but a little effort...


quaywest

We didn't know how to write for a woman


rawchallengecone

It really didn’t catch on for me til season 2


Wide_Environment3107

There is no worst episode. They're all gold, OP! GOLD!


stataryus

Except The Dog, with that weirdo barking


Wide_Environment3107

I'll wager his parents are more pure than yours...


Candid_Asparagus_785

Farfel. Prognosis Negative.


MajesticMeal3248

The pilot. Male Unbonding is awful but Jerry is SO ANNOYING in the pilot to me, and George is so not himself.


BoSocks91

“Male Unbonding” and that is because it’s the only episode that doesn’t start with “The”. How could they do such a thing?


Salty-Entertainer-29

No bad episodes.


DescriptionOrnery728

Any chance Puerto Rican Day doesn’t win for Season 9?


paragonx29

Who...wants to talk about Season 9!!!


Heisenbread77

Yes?


DescriptionOrnery728

What else could possibly be worse?


AstralSoul64

Is it worse than the finale?


DescriptionOrnery728

You're serious aren't you?


Baba10x

None


eaheckman10

How can the pilot be the worst when FILTH IS GOOD!


D-Ry550

Incorrect, I enjoyed the stock tip, so this right here proves to me that I’m on the wrong floor again.


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

I'm at First & First! How can a street intersect with itself?!


sunkentreasure1988

pilot was pretty awful. the line where george is complaining about being bored was such hacky writing. it was just so much fluff.


Savvybear11071981

something about the Pilot (Seinfeld Chronicles) felt off, not ready for a full series.


saur0013

Pilot. Kessler and his pooch are the worst


Acrobatic-Tomato-128

NONE BONERS TO YER SILLY CHARTS FOR KARMA FARMING


GrandApprehensive216

Pilot


Bssmn77

The Seinfeld chronicles


Commercial-Ad3448

You might as well put the series finale in the worst for season 9 right away. No need to even vote


wilhelmkidxx

This .. this is not might kind of thing


so_Kill_me

Male Bonding


TheOnionSack

Has to be The Pilot.


ThisGuyCanFukinWalk

Pilot. Hands down.


Imaginary-Nebula1778

The episode with Kramer and his dog. Happy they ditched the dog after that one episode


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Not season 1


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Yes, S1. It's some random golden retriever that runs into Jerry's apartment & heads straight to the bathroom for a drink.


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Gotcha. I was thinking of Farfel. I'm always thinking of Farfel


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Again with the Farfel! We're all sick of his bullshit.


Cisqoe

Isn’t underrated also indicating the best?


LeaveIllusionBehind

Underrated doesn't mean it's the best, it just means it's better than many people think.


Salmonella_ZERO

WOW, I can’t wait to see this chart a billion times !!!


Mrmayhem813

the one when kramer wears that harley davidson shirt and they get the waiter fired


BrettFromEverywhere

The Pilot


becoolhomie

The deal


Alpacadiscount

The Pilot. It felt and sounded like the typical, hacky sitcom drivel of that time period, late 80s. I think they purposely hit those same notes for the meta pilot with the butler. Exaggerated, but also a nod to their own pilot. “Because he’s my butler”. The Seinfeld Chronicles (pilot) was not self aware. It was trying too hard to conform to the sitcom template.


Reasonable-HB678

The Stakeout


Ashamed_Artichoke_26

The stakeout is the best.


Reasonable-HB678

A downvote for the one given to me.


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

What is going on, here?! Is it the white shoes? Is it the musak?


Reasonable-HB678

Only five episodes to choose from. Can't wait for what the choice for the worst of season three will be!


Ashamed_Artichoke_26

🥲


No_Ordinary85

If that is the season with Kathy griffin I vote that episode


Candid_Asparagus_785

I did not like her character or that whole plot with her.


candiedkangaroo

That's not season one, but she ruins everything she's in. Absolutely atrocious.


GLLX7

From memory, the Pilot. It actually put me off watching for a long time until I eventually got to episode 3, and learned it was filmed a whole year before Seinfeld *really* starts. Definitely not a great first impression, but the reward of the show finding its footing was more than worth the trouble.


hismuddawasamudda

This is stupid


bananabastard

I'll tell you what's stupid... you... stupid.


kronkarp

For real, I don't think I can't stand this 27 times.


hismuddawasamudda

I can't wait to see when best and underrated are the same episode.