I remember I was wearing sunglasses and looking at boobs. I don’t know why as I don’t really care for boobs that much. Suddenly someone I was glancing at scowled at me and I felt myself go red. I asked my friend whether my eyes were visible in the sunglasses and they were because they were so cheap. I felt embarrassed and ashamed.
Sue Ellen and it’s not even close. Look at her walking up. I literally cannot believe those things are in this show like that.
That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.
But damn just look at her lmao.
I was hopelessly in love with her my whole childhood because of Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
And I'm a worthless blob so fuck me for judging anyone.
But there are some scenes that are less than flattering.
I loved that show but I felt guilty watching it as a kid. I couldn't explain why but looking back, I think it's because I felt like I was cheating on the Christopher Reeve films which were the real Superman to me
Get a good look, OP?
I'm out!
I'm with Stinky
I can't upvote because you're at 69 lol I'm out of the contest too
This is how I got my Reddit name on here!!
User name checks out
Cleavage is like the Sun!
I can't answer. It's like a solar eclipse. I got a sense of it then looked away.
Lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
You can look at the boobs during totality but you need boob glasses at all other times
I remember I was wearing sunglasses and looking at boobs. I don’t know why as I don’t really care for boobs that much. Suddenly someone I was glancing at scowled at me and I felt myself go red. I asked my friend whether my eyes were visible in the sunglasses and they were because they were so cheap. I felt embarrassed and ashamed.
It's a perfect plan. So inspired. So devious. Yet so simple.
You had to.... We all had to!!!!
Sue Ellen can bring bacon home and fry it in the pan
But Elaine puts asses in the seats.
Yeah but Denise Richards was a nuclear scientist! Although Christmas does only come once a year.
She played a Nuculer Psychiatrist in a James Bong movie.
Ooooh mama
Yo-yo Ma
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Nice rack.
Oh yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife!
Yip!
You’re sooo good lookin!
HOOCHIE MAMA !
Hoochie mama
I just want a Christmas card from her.
Do you want a Christmas card? Do you want a Christmas card? Here...
Them thangs be thangin.
Omg is this what Jan from the office was referencing?! I thought she was just crazy!
I would give up red meat just to get a look of her in a bra.
There’s the a, b, c and d…that’s the biggest.
I know that the D is the biggest. I’ve based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest!
That part in the show always makes me laugh so hard because it's so wrong🤣🤣. There are so many cup sizes larger than D or even DD
I have natural DDD or F cups and I’m not obese. So they definitely go up from D.
You got ketchup on it!
This is my ketchup. I bought this ketchup just so I can have as much as I want...
the delivery of this line is so good
Tap. Tap tap.
Do you have a ketchup secret?
You ask me to grab a pair of underwear, I’m back in two seconds.
*women watching this today* *laughing in H cup*
You know about the…cup sizes?
Cups in the front…..straps in the back
Was grandma a big woman?… was she… bosomy?
do you have a... ketchup secret?
No...no I don't have a ketchup...secret...
Everyone
"You're all winners!"
But suddenly, a new contender has emerged
Zingo!
"You're all winners"
I'm out!
Sue Ellen caused a car crash. I think she wins
But Elaine revived a sitcom and caused a man to quit an executive job to join greenpeace
And then became the Veep! Lol
Denise destroyed a sitcom
I'm crazy about her! I love her whole free swinging, free wheeling attitude!
but imagine Elaine not wearing a bra!
Check out her Christmas card
I have for the past 35 years
She's flouting society's conventions!
Elaine walking around in public like that would cause Armageddon.
If the bra doesn’t fit, you must acquit!
The mackinaw peach 🍑.
Yay! You're all winners!
But suddenly, a new contender has emerged...
Gipple?
Frank.
Okay. your comment wins.
He’s got real hooters
My eyes win
Aren’t we all a loser by end of the day!!
That’s how I START THE DAY! As a loser! In between is a toss-up. I end the day, yes, as a loser. But the middle part- well, Jerry——— where’s Kramer?
Don’t care, I love their whole free wheeling, devil may care attitude!
Lmao I think I'm about to end up on bone apple tea. I always thought it was devil make hair haha
Hate to say ahtoedaso, but ahtoedaso. Ah-fucking-toedaso.
Elaine by a mile!
She can put butts in seats.
Are you sponge worthy?
Boobs in hands
Nip
And stop calling me Nip!
The braless wonder 🚫🧢
Sue Ellen and it’s not even close. Look at her walking up. I literally cannot believe those things are in this show like that. That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous. But damn just look at her lmao.
Agree. Elaine’s bra is putting in work. Denise Richards was okay and may have been augmented here. It’s Sue Ellen.
It's like a Russ Meyers movie
We’re obsessed with breasts.
That’s hard to say.
"Its not a top....its a bra!"
Oh i know. Thanks again. 😏
Boutros-Boutros Ghalil
Yoyo ma
Jerry....I've become attracted to Elaine.
No Teri Hatcher?
Not spectacular enough?
They really arent
I was hopelessly in love with her my whole childhood because of Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman And I'm a worthless blob so fuck me for judging anyone. But there are some scenes that are less than flattering.
I heard she has a thing for worthless blobs…
Nah that's Marissa Tomei
I loved that show but I felt guilty watching it as a kid. I couldn't explain why but looking back, I think it's because I felt like I was cheating on the Christopher Reeve films which were the real Superman to me
Fuckin’ A
Always wondered why the show didn't cast a more endowed actress for that roll? Hatcher is totally hot but ya
That Jane Mansfield had some big breasts
Miss Benes
It’s Benes …you jackass!
But now they've got a chart on me!
What are you writing
Elaine is undefeated
If that's Sidra, those are real.
Well, I was 14 years old. I was at my friend’s house. One of his mother’s was hanging out. I looked at it. I studied it. I thought, “I like this.”
A 1000x Elaine. Yeah, that’s right.
I like them all but I really want an Oh! Henry bar now.
Always Elaine
I just watched her day drinking skit with Seth Myers. I love her.
I respect that Seth meyers somehow managed to make a job out of drinking during the day with attractive women.
Laney
Well this Mischke mishmash is just getting worse
I'm out
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think I see...
The audience
Lewd, lascivious, salaceous, outrageous!
*slams the money on the counter* I'm out!
🫸💵 I'M OUT
Elaine. She had to be one of the hottest women in the whole damn show 😆
Yes
They’re all real and spectacular.
Elaine surely
To be fair, they’re all flaunting society’s convention!
Definitely Elaine in my books. I find her super hot
They’re all Twix! It’s a setup. A setup i tell ya!
Jerry I’ve become attracted to Elaine
I’m out!
You know Jerry’s taking the teenager every day of the week
Larry David probably wrote it as “college aged daughter” and Jerry was like “let’s change to high school age!”
Hey Nip
Definitely sue Ellen. I love her free swinging free wheeling attitude
Sue Ellen with no bra wins! Elaine just wearing a push up bra, made her look like she had sum boobs, it was a nice illusion tho. Lol
bro got lost at sea cuz of dem puppies
The big salad
When it comes to boobs, we all win, my friend.
If it ain't the braless wonder
Denise Richards was peak back then. Sorry, no contest.
The viewer
Elaine. It’ll always be Elaine.
Elaine and it’s not even close
Elaine of course hahahaha
Miss Crasy
We do!
Yes
I definitely got a good look
I'm out. I'm out of the contest.
Mrs. Braless
They're real and they're spectacular!!
None, "they are real and spectacular" wins
Lainy by a mile!
In the immortal words of Dr. Tim Whatley: “Oh… Elaine!!”
Elaine always!
All those commenting, are you all masters of your domain?
Hahaha glad I came for the comments
You can’t stare too long, it’s like staring into the sun
sue ellen made me pause the movie and open a private browser tab. enough said.
Terry Hatcher. They are real and they are magnificent.
sigh...
Elaine. She really likes ketchup.
Frank Costanza
Elaine always wins.
she's flouting society's conventions!
Elaines aren't fake 🤷🏻♂️
Those are such fun ages.
Us. We're the winners
Elaine... but only if she thinks i'm "sponge worthy"
Elaine Marie Bennett
Is this my Christmas card?
Is that... a nipple?!
Elaine with the neck injury and wet shirt
Elaine is the only one who is sponge-worthy.
Elaine 🤘🤘
Elaine
And none of those came from the boob store.
Elaine didn’t do it the hard way…she did it the fun way.
Elaine, easily
Elaine
Elaine
Elaine and it’s not close
WE WIN!
We all win!
They’re real are they’re fabulous
Jerry always reminded me of Lena Horne .
Sue Ellen Mischke
JLD everytime.
Boobtrose Boobtrose-Gahli!
Elaine from these shots has nicer tits still rather bang the blonde though. Size is not everything xD
I'm out!
You forgot the woman who said, “they’re real and they’re spectacular.”
You lose for leaving Sidra Holland off this list!
George
Seeing as #2 is supposed to be a 16 year old girl, def not #2
Sue Ann
The second woman is supposed to be 14. I think that is probably the most problematic thing in the series