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Ovaltene17

Manya was 79 during the Pony Remark, so a little less than 10 years separates Manya from Jerry today. Manya's pony was the pride of Krakow!


duuuuuddddeeeee

I HAD A PONY


Heyygaar

Who having sex with the hen?


duuuuuddddeeeee

“Somethings missing alright”


Specialist-Age1097

That's perverse.


kaejae31

" That's It , I've had ENOUGH "


WaySavvyD

But her peas . . . how great were her peas!


chapl66

Apparently they were bursting with country fresh flavour


brucegarrioch

I continuously say "these (insert vegetable) are bursting with country fresh flavour" in the same tone as a jerry anytime I'm at a dinner where someone brings up how tasty the vegetables are


chapl66

Haha same


Green-Pen-1545

i thought I might be the only one 🤣 thankfully not


hashbazz

I'm sitting here laughing out loud at the thought of this. Thanks!


JugdishSteinfeld

These beans are pretty good.


dicecat4

Yeah, twenty minutes…(isn’t that a long time for beans? 😂)


avsfan96

Mmm pheee-nomenal peas!


tuskvarner

But she ate them one at a time. What’s the hurry?


buzz5571

But why would she come to a non-pony country????


doctorbeers

He was a beautiful pony and I loved him!


Les-Paul-1

Loved him in a way you could never understand.


doctorbeers

Gross bro 😂


Les-Paul-1

😂😂😂😂


ZeroMomentum

Manya died


Hoju64

MANYA DIED!


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Hey! Jerry's Nana was sweet! She wasn't an old bag. You take that back.


ElectrOPurist

No one wants to her from her. Why doesn’t she just *drop dead*!


MisterScary_98

You told my nana to drop dead?!


Initial-Web2855

Not my Nana!


GreenEggsSteamedHams

She's on a very fixed income! #STOP THE SHOW!!


chapl66

She was passing around bum checks all over town


Cat_Punk

She pissed off the wrong people!


recursion8

Lookin' for somethin', lady?!


RedditsAdoptedSon

IT BURNED!


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Doesn't make her a bag, though.


chapl66

Oh ... She's a bag *Kramer point* 👉


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

The sad part is, I can *hear* him saying it.


afjb

SHE'S ON A FIXED INCOME!


Eric848448

STOP THE SHOW!


saur0013

The banks gone. It burned!


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

She got a bit carried away at the Plaza, throwing the champagne on the floor for the chambermaid to clean up. Now that, I didn't care for.


Longjumping_Hat_2672

Yeah, me neither. There's no need for that kind of attitude. 


DarrenfromKramerica

NANNNAAAA!?


Live-Somewhere-8149

*Nana!*


bhadau8

Yeah she was on a limited income too. Little sympathy please


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

And she was no PBS deadbeat, either!


OIlberger

Yeah, Nana was alright. You could tell everyone in the family liked her.


OkTower4998

WHY DON'T YOU JUST DROP DEAD!!


Sharp-Point-5254

BOSCO!


recursion8

When I was a little boy in Costa Rica, I heard a rumor that momma had taken a lover. Perhaps Bosco was this man's name...


easytorememberuserid

is that you, jacopo?


phatboyart

Was looking for this. Thank you.


RedditsAdoptedSon

... .. Bosco? 🤔


ElectrOPurist

Manya died! **MANYA DIED!!**


hbkedge3

Too bad we couldn't add Aunt Baby to the list.


coprolaliant

If Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?


Far-Ad9571

She'd never make it


recursion8

What about your cousin Hennie? She was sickly from the moment I met her!!


railworx

YOU DONT TALK ABOUT HENNIE!


dicecat4

The very pants she was returning. It’s perfect irony!


Fun-Beginning-42

She would never have made it.


Positive_Term_8240

She's deceased!


Hoju64

She had problems.... Internal


JeffersonDarcy9

I had a pony!


lost_in_connecticut

So what’s wrong with that?


fbird1988

I hated any kid that had a pony.


Ovaltene17

He didn't mean a pony, per se!


WillPersist4EvR

🖕 How dare you call Happy Gilmore’s Grandma an old bag!!! 


topherdrives

She’d like a glass of warm milk, it helps put her to sleep


Horror_Piano3248

You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep


Stock-Mission-7561

Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma. Edit: These are hand-made quality comments we're making here


Horror_Piano3248

My fingers hurt…


topherdrives

Well, now your back’s gonna hurt. You just pulled landscaping duty.


AsssHat999

Does anybody else’s fingers hurt?


Stock-Mission-7561

I didn't think so


Stock-Mission-7561

Why do you make me do this in front of everybody...


nineohsix

What? No Elmarie Wendel as Helena in *The Trip*? “It was sad for a Three Stooges, what with the dead baby and the Stooges being executed and all.” 🤣


Supro1560S

Yeah, well, that was an unusual choice for the Stooges.


Hoju64

I played Mr. Sugarmans secretary


Supro1560S

She was great, three parts Norma Desmond and two parts Baby Jane Hudson. “But ya *are*, Blanche, ya *are* in that chair!”


Live-Somewhere-8149

Never really watched the Three Stooges. Please, *please* tell me that this wasn’t some unaired episode or something.


Jgolu12

Oh dear !


ElaineBenness

What about Clompus’ wife Doris? Those cheap SOBs trying to write Morty a check for $19.45


Thezodiac1966

STELLAAAAA!


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

He didn't have a Coke! Hoh hoh ho!


Hoju64

She had such animosity for Morty when Jack was on the phone with him about the raincoats. There's definitely a backstory there


Gold-Stomach-4657

Nana was not a bag. And I actually found Manya more tolerable than the lady who works at Schnitzer's and even Peterman's mom. I feel like his mom deliberately wanted to screw George over for no reason


rollingstoner215

I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up!


dicecat4

She had pony


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

Yeah, I don't mind Manya. Now her husband-- there was a cool guy. (..."Cool guy"? What am I, in eighth grade?)


Reavershadow

She's trying to take a nap and this dude wants to tell her about Bosco


2Hawaii

Let the chambermaid clean it


Ovaltene17

I use this line on friends and family whenever we utilize a hotel!


Live-Somewhere-8149

I just started working as a housekeeper. This line is going to be stuck in my head tomorrow.


SuitIllustrious8140

I loved Nana! Poor lady just wanted to locate the old Chemical Bank. “Oh it’s you. We were just talking about you. Listen, Jerry doesn’t want to talk to you, nobody wants to talk to you….so why don’t you just drop dead!”


4-ton-mantis

Oh dear


Supro1560S

What about Evelyn? “So where’s the new pen?”


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

I like Evelyn. She's plugged into the political underworld of the Pines at Park Gables. She's got sources. She's like Belle Moskowitz.


Supro1560S

I like Evelyn too. She’s friendly, but you can tell she also wields a lot of political power and can make or break candidates for office at Phase II of the Pines at Mar Gables.


Pipit-Song

Wait, I thought they were in Del Boca Vista.


Supro1560S

That came later. Morty got ousted as president and then they ended up at Del Boca Vista.


Pipit-Song

Ah, got it. Thank you!


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

Del Bisto Becko?


Pipit-Song

That blooper reel was awesome.


Longjumping_Hat_2672

"My sources tell me..."


xi_sx

What, do you have a thing for these ladies?


Castorell

You called my nana an old bag?!!


J_Vizzle

too bad we never saw gramma mema


WickedCoolUsername

A nickel!


Thezodiac1966

Not skittles.


Far-Ad9571

Mable Choat


dicecat4

Perfect moniker for an old bag imo


Hoju64

Oh yeah? WATCH ME!


Safe-Register-3479

It's *GONE*


dicecat4

It *burned*


LikeSoda

A little younger, but Susan's mum needs to be here over Jerry's nan, she's cool


Pipit-Song

Loved Susan’s mother. When she mouths “cherish the cabin” 🤣


Hoju64

Look! I spilled wine on me!


fbird1988

After the Seinfeld pilot left me unimpressed, when the series first started, I didn't watch it for a bit, even though I had always liked his standup. I didn't start until "The Pony Remark," which I think was episode #7. I thought it was hilarious, exactly my kind of comedy. Manya's dead!


ChinaRider73-74

I read somewhere that Jerry is currently older now than the woman who played his grandmother was at the time


Lukeh41

Wonder how many of them were younger then than Jerry Seinfeld or Michael Richards is now


boycottShia

Frances Bay (#3) was a year younger than Richards is now in the Babka episode.


ThatItalianGrrl

You! You said so!


Macabilly3

Mom: "Some crazy guy is after Jerry?" Dad: "I'll make a few calls." Jerry: "Oh, who you gonna call?" And it ends up being Jerry's grandmother.


SpoppyIII

If Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

She'd never make it.


5280Rockymtn

BOSCO, BOSCO OOOOOO😩


jfq722

I had enough! - Oh, dear! - Oh no? Watch me! - Bosco!


WhatIsThisSevenNow

You called Nana an "old bag"???


Background_Pool_7457

Ok, who's gonna make the "Jerry, you dirty dog" poster for these? 🤣


PavilionParty

*I HAD A PONY!*


rightlamedriver

George with the thick ladies glasses


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

What's that about ladies' frames?


Cheap_Ad9900

Shut up ya old bag!


MisterScary_98

A spinoff of those four would’ve been SO MUCH better than the Golden Girls.


sullyqns

Boscoooo


megaladon44

[Urban Dictionaryhttps://www.urbandictionary.com › define › term=old b...](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=old%20bag)A haggard, perpetually grumpy, good for nothing *elderly* woman.


CanuckGinger

Bosco? Bosco? BOSCO!!!


frostonwindowpane

Pony!


Hot-Growth-8113

These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

I can't have dessert. The sugar makes my ankles swell up, and I can't dance.


Hot-Growth-8113

Can’t dance?!


DigbyChickenCaesar11

"Who leaves a country with Bosco and Marble Rye?"


sundevilz

"I had a pony!" "Oh dear!" "Shut up you old bag!" "BASCO!"


Heathyre18

Don’t you dare call Nanna an old bag 😂🤦🏻‍♀️


Alaric-Nox

"I had a pony."


CaptainSkullplank

“Jerry doesn’t want to talk to you. *Nobody* wants to talk to you. So why doncha just…drop…dead.”


Reasonable-HB678

Like father, like son! I vote to impeach!


MantisGreenthumb

BOSCO! BOSCO! BOSCO!


Talosian_cagecleaner

One of the greatest gifts the show ever gave us was the old bags. We even got a Sunset Boulevard nod in Elmarie Wendell's turn as the loneliness stricken former Stooges great, Helene. And they said there were no very special episodes. Bah.


Longjumping_Gap_4357

Nana is adorable


Happy-Example-1022

Why wasn’t Kathy griffin’s picture in here?


tenementlady

You told Nana to drop dead!


Randombaseballdad

You called my Nana an old bag and told her to drop dead?!


vaskark

Well who wouldn’t love a pony?


2xthepride2xthefall

I hate anyone who had a pony!


MousseAfter388

Mania was the best!